bjoern_tantau
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de
- Comment on I dont need to camp, I am homeless enough already. 3 hours ago:
And it doesn’t even help to take away the knife because nowadays the skin is torn and not cut.
- Comment on PewDiePie: I'm DONE with Google 1 day ago:
Wait for it, I bet a whole bunch of people mentioned it in the comments of this one. That will probably be the topic of his next video. Although I’m hoping for stopkillinggames.com.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Good luck finding a stable orbit for that. It’s hard enough to calculate our sun, earth and moon. With six bodies it’ll take a long while to calculate something that can last the billions of years needed for life to evolve.
Maybe if one star is similar to our sun and the other similar to Jupiter it could work.
- Comment on Look at my french popsicle! 1 day ago:
I demand better from my shops!
- Comment on My Humble Indie Game Is On Sale If You Want It 1 day ago:
No, that wouldn’t make any sense.
- Comment on Look at my french popsicle! 1 day ago:
How did they even get that configuration? This looks like they bit off but somehow only licked the leg clean in the process.
- Comment on Jellyfin over the internet 1 day ago:
My router has a VPN server built-in. I usually use that.
- Comment on My Humble Indie Game Is On Sale If You Want It 1 day ago:
Why pay mone for a game where you cannot even push a button when you can get the fartastical Diarrhea 4
- Comment on 'I've been turned into an AI train announcer - and no one told me' 3 days ago:
Didn’t something similar happen to the woman voicing Siri? She didn’t know either that her voice was used on every iPhone. But I think in her case she knew at least that she had done a generic “virtual voice” gig.
- Comment on Judge Rules Training AI on Authors' Books Is Legal But Pirating Them Is Not 3 days ago:
And thus the singularity was born.
- Comment on It is what it is 4 days ago:
Or pornographic gifts.
- Comment on Die Pixar 4 days ago:
But the moth would side with the lamp.
- Comment on [important] ratatouille turns 18 today 5 days ago:
- Comment on Maybe not nursery rhimes about balloons 5 days ago:
Not for astrophysicists. They call basically everything a “metal”. Of course they know it’s wrong. But they keep doing it to annoy the chemists, I think.
- Submitted 5 days ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 9 comments
- Comment on make fantasy great again! 5 days ago:
It’s turtles, all the way down.
- Comment on Most of the audience of Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards have no idea why slime is a thing. 6 days ago:
Funnily enough outside of the US (at least that was my impression as a German kid) Nickelodeon was first and foremost a company that made slime. You could buy that stuff here long before the TV channel made it over.
- Comment on YSK that you can create keyboard shortcuts to adjust brightness and contrast of your computer monitors even on a desktop PC 6 days ago:
I cranked my laptop display’s gamma up to 11 using an icc profile because it wasn’t bright enough for me. Or rather all the shitty content is too dark to see anything.
- Comment on Birthday Gift for Grandma 6 days ago:
Reminds me of the time I visited my grandma as a vacation. I brought my SNES including the Gameboy adapter. She loved Tetris even though she barely got past stage 1.
- Comment on Shit posts to Los Angeles. Literal fascist Nazi traitor behind illegal invasion visits our city. Post this shit to a state jail. 1 week ago:
Dude, you’re preaching to the choir. Even outside of the tankie triade Lemmy is so left leaning that it’s hard to find anyone not knowing that the US (and much of the rest of the world to slightly lesser extent) has become a fascist shit show.
Your posts do absolutely shit against WW3. If you actually want to do something against WW3 go out and protest, talk to people with actual power and sway them. Some shitposts in a tiny Lemmy community are nothing but meaningless virtue signaling.
- Comment on Vibe coding is to coding what microwaving is to cooking. 1 week ago:
No, my reason was that using a microwave for cooking is completely valid and not at all comparable to letting AI produce garbage for you that you then blindly copy into your own source code.
- Comment on Vibe coding is to coding what microwaving is to cooking. 1 week ago:
I only downvoted this because it’s an insult to microwave cooking.
- Comment on Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature. 1 week ago:
Because it’s cultural appropriation!
- Comment on Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios 1 week ago:
And it wasn’t even news back then. Almost immediately after the BG3 release Swen Vincke talked about the next project being an in-house IP again. And not much later they quit working on a DLC.
- Comment on OF alternative fediverse? 1 week ago:
Technology isn’t the hard part of OF. Money and moderation are. Most of the big payment suppliers like PayPal and credit card companies are vary about porn or outright ban it. So you need a partner who will take the money from customers and give it to you. And then you might need a different (or same) partner to give the money to the content creators.
And all the time you have to make sure that none of the creators are hosting illegal material or something that is not allowed by the money transfer providers.
But from the point of view of the creators all the money handling is the biggest service OF provides.
- Comment on Steam Deck / Gaming News #20 1 week ago:
Wow, I never expected the Tomb Raider remasters to be given away so early.
- Comment on What happens to the content if an Lemmy instance shuts down? 1 week ago:
It’s conflicting because it depends™. By default Lemmy is configured to mirror images by remote instances so as to not overwhelm them with traffic. But most instances turn that off because of the storage cost.
- Comment on What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality 1 week ago:
Neverwinter Nights
The multiplayer is supposedly incredible. But I remember being extremely whelmed by the main game.
But it’s hard to remember the mid games. Because it is very likely that they didn’t leave any lasting impression.
And especially if previous titles in a series or from a studio were great a mid game would feel disappointingly bad. Although compared to other games they might actually still be considered great.
- Comment on What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality 1 week ago:
- Comment on A game you "didn't know it was bad 'til people told you so"? 1 week ago:
It’s a good game. Just not as good as the first two, that’s all. Many attributed it to the console release dumbing down the mechanics.
But, oh man, The Shalebridge Cradle is so awesome even if the rest of the games sucked so much as to be unplayable, that mission alone could redeem it.
At the time my parents were away on holiday or something. So I dragged my PC and awesome sound system upstairs and hooked them up to the big TV, ironically getting closer to the console experience. Darkening the whole room and getting immersed in the game was so awesome. And the Cradle scared the everliving shit out of me.
Good times.