bjoern_tantau

@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “The rats playing Doom have become too good at slaying. We can’t let them escape.”

  “They escaped.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  • make your apples go bad faster
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for games to watch Let's Plays of: Recommend me something!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay, I wanted to recommend Welonz as well. I especially loved her Silent Hill 2 playthrough. I found her through Baldur’s Gate 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German political shitpost involving corn. I hope that's allowed.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kohl maize, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Game Awards begins 11 hours from now. What are you looking forward to?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard it’s likely we’re gonna see some KOTOR on there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm tired, boss...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But on the plus side, your prostate is indestructible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are first person shooters and third person shooters, but what about second person shooters?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Possible” is relative. I did not factor in the energy and fuel requirements.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are first person shooters and third person shooters, but what about second person shooters?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course he didn’t factor in relativistic effects. A journey to Alpha Centauri would be instantaneous for anyone traveling at light speed.

  I made a proof of concept to see how it would be if you could accelerate/decelerate at a leisurely 9.81 m/s². You would approach light speed in about a year. So if you also needed a year to slow down you could reach just about any destination in the available universe in about two years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't use nextcloud's auto upload on the android app as a backup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, that’s the whole point of Linux on a phone. The ability to easily use existing software. The app already has small screens so using it on a phone should be possible without any trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't use nextcloud's auto upload on the android app as a backup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Use Nextcloud’s desktop client? Or the cli client with cron/systemd timers. Or any old webdav client.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA: Don't use nextcloud's auto upload on the android app as a backup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t wait for proper Linux phones to be more viable so that we have more control over shit like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it even feasebal to find 12 people who have not been screwed over by insurance for the Luigi trial?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This implies that he’s actually guilty. Murder with a good reason is still murder for non-cops and non-soldiers. I think it might even be detrimental to have the jury think he had a good motive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do people know what the Streisand effect was about?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This goes so far as to totally obscure the meaning of the original saying. It’s not just “The customer is always right.” It’s “The customer is always right in matters of taste.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess it could help kill your gut bacteria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  None of these things need GPS to function. Even planes. A compass, a map and a clock go a long way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biblically accurate snoot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be afraid of letting me do it for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what would happen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, the redshirt is there to show that the protagonists are in actual real danger. Just like the stormtroopers managed to hit every nameless rebel soldier on the Tantive IV they should be able to hit redshirts with incredible precision.

• Do people know what the Streisand effect was about?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this only about AI chat? Or also about the image generator?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The username looks like an older German brainrot meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems legit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just audio of French farting cats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important Breakthrough Achieved in Quantum Entanglement and Teleportation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same shit every day, on god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good ol’ mill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[meme request] Dinosaur or frog memes for a sad friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoo Ink Moves Through the Body, Killing Immune Cells and Weakening Vaccine Response⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the opposite problem, my immune system is in overdrive. I should get a tattoo to reign it in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Addresses Steam Machine Anti-Cheat Concerns, Says It's Working Towards Support⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve worked on anti cheat support before. It still depends on the devs actually activating that support. That will always be the case whatever they do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3172: Fifteen Years⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I thought the other day that it has been a while since he’s done a romantic comic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So now that it's that time of year again in the US, what are some tips and tricks for dealing with that one relative who goes on about the same bullshit for hours and won't shut the fuck up?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got really lucky and bought when interest was low. While the house itself wasn’t cheap the money was.