Lemminary
@Lemminary@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bro 😭😭 11 hours ago:
And the easiest way to lose a few pounds. Win-win!
- Comment on Bros smooth like saliva 4 days ago:
You two would get along so well…
- Comment on Not the worst sales technique. 4 days ago:
All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.
- Comment on make it make sense 4 days ago:
Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.
- Comment on I put on my robe and my wizard hat 4 days ago:
(psst Por qué no los dos)
- Comment on Watching passport bros get bodied by SEA women is a complete mood. Get rekt manlet. 4 days ago:
This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.
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- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 6 days ago:
I ordered more edibles for tomorrow which means I have an extra one for today and I won’t run out like I thought I would.
- Comment on lab supplies 6 days ago:
Those briefs are incredibly unflattering for that model, now imagine them on the average Joe. Ew, no.
- Comment on Facial Recognition Firm Announces Way To Punish Retail Workers, Shoppers For Forming Relationships 1 week ago:
What stupid logic.
Always. The shit excuse I got as for why we don’t donate food to a homeless shelter at some restaurant I used to work at was because we’d be incentivized to cook more by the end of the shift. Fucking what? You’re already making us weight that shit before towing it out, you can literally see the numbers increase if that’s the case and call people out. Fucking unregulated capitalism bullshit.
- Comment on Sweden, Norway rethink plans for cashless societies over fears that fully digital payment systems would leave them vulnerable to Russian security threats 2 weeks ago:
We have plenty of support systems, but we have too much corruption. I think we’re working on that now with our first female prez.
- Comment on Sweden, Norway rethink plans for cashless societies over fears that fully digital payment systems would leave them vulnerable to Russian security threats 3 weeks ago:
Much lower risk of getting robbed
Maybe that works in Sweden, but in other places you get shot if you’re not carrying money with you 😅
- Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers 3 weeks ago:
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
- Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers 3 weeks ago:
The safe word is “regedit”
- Comment on Sadam Hussein is everywhere 3 weeks ago:
Probably took it from a site with strict rules about cussing is my guess.
- Comment on Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers 3 weeks ago:
You make Windows sound like butt stuff and BDSM
- Comment on There is only 1 choice 3 weeks ago:
Same. It’s the only celebrity death that I’ve grieved so far.
- Comment on Please be patient. 3 weeks ago:
Do these skins come in loot boxes? How do I unlock?
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 weeks ago:
Canker sore on your tongue
I had one yesterday! It hurt quite a bit. Now I don’t and I’m the kind of the world.
- Comment on Be happy if you woke up today and your throat didn’t hurt. 3 weeks ago:
Me, later: Why does it hurt? Oh god I think I have food poisoning. Is this diarrea?
Nope, just the spiciness I forgot about.
- Comment on 🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game 3 weeks ago:
Oh, Noita! <3
- Comment on How you dune? 3 weeks ago:
Men will risk their lives to ride gigantic sand worms but won’t go to therapy smh
- Comment on Adulting rule 3 weeks ago:
I’m much more willing to do things for my pets than myself sometimes. Maybe I should try this!
- Comment on I don't trust like that. 3 weeks ago:
I’d expect this from Sky News Australia *\squints*
- Comment on Womp womp 3 weeks ago:
Burns et al 😂
- Comment on Is it normal to feel tired of technological progress? 4 weeks ago:
This is more in line with how I feel. Tech is great, but tech bros not so much…
- Comment on Google looks to be fully shutting down unsupported extensions and ad blockers in Chrome, such as uBlock Origin – which might push some folks to switch to Firefox 1 month ago:
👍
- Comment on Google looks to be fully shutting down unsupported extensions and ad blockers in Chrome, such as uBlock Origin – which might push some folks to switch to Firefox 1 month ago:
And the creepiness. Advertisers can deduce many habits based on the information you give them. Some techniques can tell when people are pregnant before they do based on their pathing inside the store, for instance.
- Comment on Google looks to be fully shutting down unsupported extensions and ad blockers in Chrome, such as uBlock Origin – which might push some folks to switch to Firefox 1 month ago:
It’s fine, there are open source projects underway. If any one of them gains traction, it could happen to Mozilla what happened to Unity with Godot. Here’s to hoping they get their act straight sooner tan later.
- Comment on Google looks to be fully shutting down unsupported extensions and ad blockers in Chrome, such as uBlock Origin – which might push some folks to switch to Firefox 1 month ago:
I wonder how they’ll solve that riddle.