Lemminary

@Lemminary@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But Ma Couch!⁩ ⁨⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL! I did think of it, but you’ll be pleased to know it’s Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare in peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Muh woiyfe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But Ma Couch!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  My bad! Here you go, king.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Go on…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna need a detailed explanation of exactly what you mean, for the purposes of clear and effective communication.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xkcd #3106: Farads⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And I have to say, the chemistry math that resulted from the metric system is elegant. I’ve forgotten most of it by now, but at some point, I was able to envision the machinery behind it all, and it was beautiful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I did that as a 20 yr old. It’s not so crazy to put off sex one night at that age, especially with liberal parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But Ma Couch!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're not alone: This email from Google's Gemini team is concerning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why stop at Google? Break then all up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa, hold your horses, pardner. Qualifying that with “the moment you went out of your way to blah” is key to understanding my sarcasm ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, they aren’t lying that we suck the best cock, but you’ll need a reservation. This is not a Wendy’s!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been fortunate enough to have experienced that. It’s so weird to be given the keys to the castle overnight and not know what to do with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am two of them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey straight man, some of you are fugly and think you’re hot shit but in reality we want nothing to do with you or your stanky attitude. I can look around you and find three other gay men who properly wipe their ass anyway. And don’t worry, the moment you went out of your way to identify as straight, I gagged a little. You’re good, brosky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please remember to spread the word about this :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, but of course! Please excuse my old brain, and thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please remember to spread the word about this :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  OOTL? 🥺👉👈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But you can provide more than one day’s worth of evidence and check how likely that day’s activity fall within your normal viewing habits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were (falsely) accused of murder, but you have records of your phone at home with youtube videos being played, can you submit those records as a sort of Alibi to exonerate you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say not only the videos, but also the rest of your browsing history, and comment history, etc. If you can prove with a timeline that what you were doing was in line with the rest of your behavior that week, it’d be some strong evidence in your favor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restricted data once again leaked on War Thunder forums⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like to subscribe to this topic. *click*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Restricted data once again leaked on War Thunder forums⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish these headlines enumerated which time this was. What if it’s the second time this week? How would I know? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'A Black Hole of Energy Use': Meta's Massive AI Data Center Is Stressing Out a Louisiana Community⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You guys know Murphy’s law that says anything that can go wrong will go wrong? I think it was an indirect law about capitalism that extends enshittification. “If anything can be enshittified for profit, it will be.” and that includes fucking up infrastructure and dare I say progress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the seven deadly companies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok which Facebook group is this from, OP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Gates and Linus Torvalds meet for the first time.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And every movement arises suspicion. One of them jumped when the other reached for his phone in his pocket

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates Meet for the First Time Ever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol no. Of all the sleazy and greasy millionaires, Gates is one of the few whose actions speaks for themselves. Dude has been doing noble causes for most of my life.

  I’m all for talking shit about the rich, but it better be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates Meet for the First Time Ever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if they both did

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI search finds publishers starved of referral traffic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Another unnecessarily aggressive asshole on the web, what’s new.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does America feel the need to control the world? Do what they say? Instead of taking care of their own problems at home? When did the US become police officer of the world and enforcer?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also want that, but only for the future generations to know that “we were Finnished”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does America feel the need to control the world? Do what they say? Instead of taking care of their own problems at home? When did the US become police officer of the world and enforcer?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also believed the world was a better place when the US led, but when anyone other than Trump was in power. At least with the US, we had a clear ideal of justice being normalized, and you could feel the progressive momentum with every passing year. We don’t get that among the other major world powers. But I don’t think the US stands for that anymore, thanks to meddling countries like Russia, but that doesn’t mean I want China or, especially, Russia to succeed them. They lobotomized the US and they showed their real face in return.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And War 10. We’re skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like “death” in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the progress pride flag so poorly designed (especially the intersex progress pride flag)? Will it be redesigned?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, very America-centric because here in Mexico we’ve been fine with the former flag. We have arguably less of all the USAmerican-everything the flag stands for. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who remembers alt.fan.tonya.harding.whack.whack.whack ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  👏 🌹 Bravo