TwoBeeSan
@TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why do so many people seem confused about what appeals to male gays? Do they not know how sexual orientation works? 3 hours ago:
Do you perform ze obligations?
- Comment on Intolerance doesn't discriminate 1 day ago:
No pussy household. If it bleeds it leaves.
- Comment on Me leaving my first meditation and self-control class 3 days ago:
Spirit animal.
Fuck you for ruining my zen. I am now operating purely off spite.
- Comment on I can fix her 1 week ago:
Orderlies don’t count. It’s like being on vacation.
- Comment on I can fix her 1 week ago:
They do fuck pretty good. It’s like holding a tiger by the tail. In one instance the tiger is sure to like it. Right?
- Comment on last meal 1 week ago:
Ok. I can understand that.
Partner freaks out if is sweaty from work out. Could not care at all.
You have done some good diplomacy this day.
- Comment on last meal 1 week ago:
Dear foot freaks,
Why?
- signed
A healthy (judgmental) degenerate
- Comment on Lizards in space math 1 week ago:
I help elderly with their technology. A coworker does outreach for community events. We would both rather choke on a revolver than do the others job.
This is my dunderhead comparison. Look mom I’m like the science people in the meme
- Comment on bisexual 2 weeks ago:
Yep.
I want to look like a question mark specifically to fuck with people who think it’s their business.
Mind your own shit. People are so nosy. That David bowie interview when he gets almost livid with the guy for asking is my favorite. Such an invasive culture.
- Comment on I know you degenerates want it 3 weeks ago:
I didn’t see this at Baskin Robbins. They did have “fake girl fart-box” though.
- Comment on French is such a beautiful language 3 weeks ago:
I thought peach fucked him with the stiletto heal at first.
Context clues.
- Comment on The bizarre, dismal page you see if you open YouTube without an account. 3 weeks ago:
This is what our company one looks like.
Imagine a memory care when you go to put on music you get recommendations for Meagan the stallion and lil boosie
It really makes you realize the slop being shoveled by the algorithm
- Comment on Dream on 3 weeks ago:
The lamp and moth have better chemistry.
- Comment on Art imitates life 3 weeks ago:
Bobby Baccala has seen better days
- Comment on Mogged 3 weeks ago:
That’s horse people.
- Comment on Vibe 3 weeks ago:
The janitor/maintenance man
- Comment on lik lik lik 3 weeks ago:
Imagining a tiger aggressively showing me it’s asshole.
- Comment on Nier creator Yoko Taro reveals the sad reality of modern AAA game development, “there’s less weird people making games” 3 weeks ago:
no.
That entire credit sequence is high water mark for games as a medium.
Every emotion.
Drunk ass man writing his characters, crying in a room alone. The thing we need more of lol. Will purchase any game his name is attached to.
- Comment on Never been so attracted to someone 3 weeks ago:
KEEP GOING IM GONNA TURN INTO DUST
- Comment on Make a new friend! 4 weeks ago:
Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unrap it.
- Comment on 10 years later, no one has replicated Rocket League's mojo 4 weeks ago:
Oh God the what a save spam. Being in a comp game, getting scored on, your 2 teammates immediately fade out of existence. Good times.
- Comment on Boomer Decisions 4 weeks ago:
Those mongrel white dogs are such a true thing. Of 20 dog owners maybe 10 have those awful shit white ones that are mindless bark fiends.
- Comment on Leg Fetish Cheat Sheet for Gentlemen 4 weeks ago:
They gotta be that type of thick that looks like they sat in gravel.
- Comment on Demon Slyayer 4 weeks ago:
Not since the creation of indulgences has the Catholic church cracked the code to such a degree.
A little anime gremlin speaks to this generation of degenerates.
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 4 weeks ago:
BOOOOYAH
- Comment on Palantir may be engaging in a coordinated disinformation campaign by astroturfing these news-related subreddits: r/world, r/newsletter, r/investinq, and r/tech_news 5 weeks ago:
To add to this.
Retirement homes utilize community activity software. Sometimes this will link to health systems like point click care.
When this software company starts wanting you to upload resident profiles so their ai can populate interests? Yeaaaaah they found a work around for your PPI is what that is.
If it wasn’t a rush for data already it reallllly is now.
Scary.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 5 weeks ago:
You mean the sky rats??? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 5 weeks ago:
Thx qt pi
- Comment on How often do you take him for a walk? 5 weeks ago:
Drop that Amazon link bb
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 5 weeks ago:
Nah that’s gay
