ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeks 1 day ago:
“We only pay for four days and you work the remaining on your free time.”
- Comment on Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeks 1 day ago:
The classic pump and dump scheme with some extra steps to make it more legal.
Google “Trust us bro, AGI is right around the corner.”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 day ago:
Woah, that took a turn I was not expecting at all.
- Comment on The WAR on CHRISTMAS 1 day ago:
Now this is a Christmas, I can support.
- Comment on Surgical tools used during the Civil War 1 day ago:
Bullet to the leg? Amputation.
Gangrene setting in? Amputation.
Cough? Amputation. - Comment on Meow 2 days ago:
Storks take the baby to you.
- Comment on Meow 2 days ago:
I thought it was Florida’s natural activity.
- Comment on Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez to go to space on next launch from Jeff Bezos' rocket company 2 days ago:
The best comment yet in this post.
- Comment on This community in a nutshell 3 days ago:
This was magnificent. Definitely a S-tier comment.
- Comment on John Oliver promoted alternatives to big tech in last night's episode, including Mastodon and Pixelfed 5 days ago:
The Picard Maneuver “Am I joke to you?”
- Comment on John Oliver promoted alternatives to big tech in last night's episode, including Mastodon and Pixelfed 5 days ago:
The charm is why I keep coming back. Especially when it comes to the Lemmy Charm comments for lemmynsfw.com.
- Comment on Chad rule 5 days ago:
Such a simple and elegant answer to build my own army of buffed raccoons.
- Comment on Chad rule 5 days ago:
I would imagine they have pale, waxy eyes with unkempt hair, sunken eyes, and constantly muttering to themselves about Factario things.
Plus they would disappear for days on end.
- Comment on Chad rule 5 days ago:
Mad science idea: What would buff raccoons do?
- Comment on John Oliver promoted alternatives to big tech in last night's episode, including Mastodon and Pixelfed 5 days ago:
Come to Lemmy, we got: blood thirsty Linux users, furries, femboys, communists, and tankies. Also, porn.
- Comment on place yer bets 1 week ago:
Only if it brings down housing prices.
- Comment on place yer bets 1 week ago:
I’m going all in on the potential straight.
- Comment on GoneWild was once about people feeling wild and posting pictures of it. Now it's just OnlyFans sale 2 weeks ago:
Remember, it’s our porn, Comrade.
- Comment on Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website 2 weeks ago:
I understood almost none of that and that still makes me smarter than Musky.
- Comment on First Trump DOJ Assembled “Tiger Team” To Rewrite Key Law Protecting Online Speech. 2 weeks ago:
If they actually named it Leopard Team. I would have to respect that.
- Comment on When the GTA Online hacker gave everyone in the server $5 billion [Day 74] 2 weeks ago:
The dedication to this bit is legendary.
- Comment on Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing? 2 weeks ago:
People who realized that we use to live in a society that thrived on manual labor. Truly, we live amongst legends now.
- Comment on New bird flu variant found in Nevada dairy cows has experts sounding alarms: ‘We have never been closer to a pandemic from this virus’ 3 weeks ago:
I’m not worried about a new pandemic. Trumpy Dumpy, Muskie, and Mr. Brain Worms will get us though it; plus or minus a few million dead people.
- Comment on Cars, money, guns? Son, its all about the.. 3 weeks ago:
First you get the eggs then you get the power.
- Comment on Lemmy Sorting Hat 3 weeks ago:
New user puts on hat
“Tankie!”
Next person tries on the hat
“Furry……I mean Linux user.”
Final user puts on the hat
“German!”
- Comment on Tesla pulls out all the stops as Cybertruck sales grind to a halt 3 weeks ago:
Muskie boy, have you tried suing people to get them to buy the truck?
- Comment on Gas prices set to rise as Trump tariffs hit Canadian and Mexican oil 3 weeks ago:
Someone really should make Trump stickers with Trump saying " I did that!" Ya know just like those Biden stickers.
- Comment on How active is Lemmy now? 1 month ago:
Now the trick is to make sure you lean with a cloth or a broom in your hand. That way everyone thinks you are cleaning.
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 1 month ago:
- Comment on I believe him on a factual level, but not on an emotional level. 1 month ago:
So “Belgium” is a country just like “New Zealand” is also a country. What’s next? People claiming Sealand isn’t a country!?