ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR? 2 weeks ago:
I played Stardew with tanks.
Mines ores to build tanks
Builds tanks
Put tanks into the shipping bin for Lewis to pick up - Comment on Feeling blessed wanted a sprite even though the machine didnt advertise it 2 weeks ago:
The machine spirits have blessed you.
- Comment on marriage update 2 weeks ago:
I like to think it’s like Kinger’s (Amazing Digitial Circus) pillow fort. The walls are made out of towels.
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 2 weeks ago:
BLUE UNICORN
Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!PINK UNICORN
Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.(Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)
CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}
Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?BLUE UNICORN
No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.PINK UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.BLUE UNICORN
Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.(Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie’s back and starts bouncing on him)
BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie’s back}
Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.PINK UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Please stop bouncing on me.BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}
Candy Mountain Charlie.PINK UNICORN
Yeah! Candy Mountain!CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain. - Comment on it really do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Zug, zug.
- Comment on Epic Games just laid off over 1,000 people 2 weeks ago:
Since it’s a thing now, I should note that the layoffs aren’t related to AI. To the extent it improves productivity, we want to have as many awesome developers developing great content and tech as we can.
Narrator “It was about AI.”
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Cat/???/your house
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
I like my airplanes vintage like a Nieuport Fighter. Now those plans can teach you things no new modern plane can.
- Comment on Can't wait for my demonologist's advice. 2 weeks ago:
Oh no. Thisu better not awaken anything in me.
- Comment on Elon Musk to Owe Billions After Jury Finds He Misled Twitter Investors Before Takeover 2 weeks ago:
This idea needs to be fine tuned. The problem is that parasitic oligarchs don’t have a real income.
For those who don’t know, the parasite oligarchs take the vast amount of stock that they own and take it to a bank. The bank gives the parasite a loan with the stock as collateral. Right off the vat, the parasite gets to claim debt on their taxes. The parasite will then take the loan and use it to buy more stock or companies or anything that generates more wealth.
Loan gets paid off with the generated wealth. Due to generous tax loop holes put into place by politicians). The parasite gets to claim that they didn’t make any money and get a tax bill of zero and sometimes a refund.
- Comment on Google Search referrals to the web have plummeted, AI links are 'less than 1%' of traffic 3 weeks ago:
Grok told me that white people are being erased when I asked for a recipe for pancakes.
- Comment on Giving out addiction for Halloween 3 weeks ago:
For Halloween, we all share needles where I am from.
- Comment on Teehee! 🥰 3 weeks ago:
I want to be taxidermied doing an obscene gesture. Them worms can get their food somewhere else.
- Comment on Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war 3 weeks ago:
If Russia has the unredacted Epstein files, releasing those would truly destabilize the world.
Since the unredacted haven’t been leaked, this conclusion either means no one has them OR class solidarity amongst the Epstein class is more important than destabilizing the world.
- Comment on Peter Mandelson still a human being who’s entitled to fair trial, says Cherie Blair 3 weeks ago:
Fair trial? Yes. Treated with respect and dignity. No.
- Comment on Peter Mandelson still a human being who’s entitled to fair trial, says Cherie Blair 3 weeks ago:
Fairly sure after a certain social rank has been achieved m. People stop being humans and become parasites.
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- Comment on This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes 4 weeks ago:
The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”
- Comment on This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes 4 weeks ago:
Some polticail staffer from PragerU at a high school teaching kids.
PragerU staffer walks in and grabs a chair turns it backwards. Turns their baseball cap backwards
“For real, we bussin about the evils of communism. We capping 67 about how communism punishes billionaires. We going to ohio all over capitalism.”
- Comment on Iran includes American tech giants on list of new targets 4 weeks ago:
If that happened, there is truly a god.
- Comment on An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." 4 weeks ago:
Australia is quietly speed running censorship.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 5 weeks ago:
Adobe flash games.
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 1 month ago:
The 1911, good enough to be used 40,000 years in the future. Good enough for Jesus.
- Comment on Liminal Space 1 month ago:
I too look forward to horrors beyond human comprehensions!
- Comment on Moats are back! 1 month ago:
Time to start the siegin’ folks!
- Comment on Depends what you're on. 1 month ago:
“Sure is a beautiful day… Except where you’re standing!”
“I feel like celebrating today. Because today’s the day you die!”
“Seeing you brings back memories… Of wanting my eyes gouged out!”
“You know what I like most about people? They die.”
“I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!”
“Ha! [laugh] You’re funny. But looks aren’t everything.”
“I’d like to get to know someone like you… And then drown them!”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I hate you.”
“I was hoping you’d come 'round. I could use a good laugh.”
“I’m not like those mean gnomes. I’m a million times worse.”
“You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a CEMETERY!”
“I can’t decide if I like your looks or your personality better — it’s like comparing mud to sewage.”
“Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!”
“Excuse me, do you have the time… To get stuffed?!”
“Winter’s my favourite season. I love the snow. And that’s when most people die!”
“If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I’m going to set you on fire.”
“If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick. They’d just die, starting with YOU!”
“Oh, I didn’t notice you there. How d’you like being so insignificant?”
“We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!”
“I could help you find what you’re looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!”
“My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain.”
“It’s a great day to be alive! And a better day to kill!”
“Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die?”
“Those are nice shoes, but don’t you think your gran’s feet are cold without them?!”
“Philosophers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy… And those who are wankers, like you.”
“You remind me of an old friend…He was a twit! Just like you!”
“There’s our noble hero. Our big, fat, STUPID, UGLY noble hero.”
“Oh you are sweet. Like a bloody great TART!”
“Here comes the one who will save the land. Ha! I say, let it burn!”
“When people tell you you’re good, they mean you’re a goody-two-shoes. When they say I’m good, they mean I’m a fiend in the sack!”
“It’s the great hero, looking for excitement. How about you come sit on my big pointy hat?!”
“I’d like to come 'round to your house for tea. And then I’ll have your mum.”
“You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know.” - Comment on (REDO) FediNSFW the announcements community for the lemmyNSFW replacement 1 month ago:
Nature is healing.
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 1 month ago:
Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.
- Comment on Texas Republican Primary having a normal one 1 month ago:
Some real big projection going on.
- Comment on “Not Ready for Prime Time.” A Federal Tool to Check Voter Citizenship Keeps Making Mistakes: SAVE tool keeps mistakenly flagging voters as noncitizens 1 month ago:
The source of the bad data was a Department of Homeland Security tool called the Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements, or SAVE.
Once used mostly to check immigrants’ eligibility for public benefits, SAVE has undergone a dramatic expansion over the last year at the behest of President Donald Trump, who has long falsely claimed that millions of noncitizens lurk on state voter rolls, tainting American elections.
Why is the Department of Homeland Security in charge of a program to check if people can get benefits?