ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on Google CEO: If an AI bubble pops, no one is getting out clean 7 hours ago:
Let the taxpayers prop up failing companies. Corpo welfare is the good kind of welfare even though most of the money gets sucked up by the Executives and share buy backs.
- Comment on Shabana Mahmood puts the signs up: Britain is full. No blacks, no dogs, no Irish 1 day ago:
The Uk and the US speed running to be the worse any%.
- Comment on Energy drinks 3 days ago:
A nice radioactive green.
- Comment on Refrigerator ads are finally here! 4 days ago:
Sorry, the best I could do is increase the price by 20% and bombard you with 24/7 ads.
- Comment on Scandal 4 days ago:
Well you see, they weren’t children. They were barely legal teenagers.
Megyn Kelly
Reference - yahoo.com/…/megyn-kelly-faces-backlash-questionin…
- Comment on Scandal 4 days ago:
It true. My old college roommate’s partner’s cousin’s former elementary school friend said that they asked Billie Clinton about giving him sloppy head. Dirty Billie said yes to the blowjob request.
- Comment on Black Ops 7 single-player doesn't allow pausing or mission checkpoints on top of being always-online 5 days ago:
I have been stock piling my verification Mountain Dew cans.
- Comment on Yarr 6 days ago:
Sweet, early retirement!
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 6 days ago:
This reminds me of an old Insanity Wolf meme.
ALMOST HIT SOMEONE DRIVING, BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT
- Comment on Perfection 1 week ago:
We need to bring back the fancy art borders and drawings into books. I’m tired of reading like an adult.
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- Comment on Death of beloved neighborhood cat sparks outrage against robotaxis in San Francisco 1 week ago:
Please, keep your car in their car bedroom at all times.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 1 week ago:
Yes Inquistor. This one right here. This believes that we shouldn’t die for the Emperior.
- Comment on Twinkle twinkle little star 1 week ago:
Completely off topic, I have a Soulbound character that is an Ogor who wears a ballroom gown because he bounced a fancy party. He took a shin to the all the fancy dresses.
I also had someone at the table play a Tortle in DnD with a bedazzled shell.
- Comment on Twinkle twinkle little star 2 weeks ago:
I have a shiny scale that goes from 0 to 10. 0 is dull, 5 is magpies are actively interested, and 10 is anyone who stares it is irreversibly blind.
- Comment on YSK before you buy a replacement for your cellphone that has stopped charging, buy the $10 cleaning kits and spend the time deep cleaning the phone's charging port. 2 weeks ago:
You must appease the Machine Spirit. You have to chant the prayers to the Omnissiah, burn the holy incense, and rub the phone in purified oils.
The Machine Spirit must be appeased.
- Comment on Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines, why is it so hyped? 2 weeks ago:
Paradox backed down an included the day 1 DLC clans.
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 2 weeks ago:
A Chinese meal.
- Comment on A hypothesis 2 weeks ago:
It leads the kid to Arch. I hope you prepared to always hear “I use Arch, btw.”
- Comment on Egypt’s vast $1bn museum to open in Cairo after two-decade build 2 weeks ago:
The British Muesum gleely rubs its hands Yes, put all your artifcats into one place.
- Comment on I hear he's homeless too. 2 weeks ago:
Andrew is still a prince; he’s the Prince of the Nonces.
- Comment on Trump says Christians in Nigeria face 'existential threat' 2 weeks ago:
Let black people in as refugees? This is in the Republican party. The Republicans are only going to let in the white Christian.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 weeks ago:
“Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor.”
The Epstein and co pick up line.
- Comment on OpenAI says over a million people talk to ChatGPT about suicide weekly 3 weeks ago:
I read that in Professor Farnsworth’ voice.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
John can’t even pull the trigger when Garfield has embraced his true eldritch horror.
Fucking weak John.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
lead paint…1980s
Oh, those silly 80s. Slapping lead onto and into everything.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
Nermal is the true pwoer behind the throne.
President Garfield!? More like President Nermal.
- Comment on Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death 3 weeks ago:
Whoopsie daisy. I stawted a nucweaw mewtdown.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 weeks ago:
My favorite is Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.