ShaggySnacks

@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI says over a million people talk to ChatGPT about suicide weekly⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I read that in Professor Farnsworth’ voice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  John can’t even pull the trigger when Garfield has embraced his true eldritch horror.

  Fucking weak John.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  lead paint…1980s

  Oh, those silly 80s. Slapping lead onto and into everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nermal is the true pwoer behind the throne.

  President Garfield!? More like President Nermal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoopsie daisy. I stawted a nucweaw mewtdown.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite is Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Whoopsie daisy. I started a nuclear meltdown.”

  Whistles and walks away

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beaver’s Return to Portugal Signals Major Step for River Restoration | Happy Eco News⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  O reinado do castor chegará novamente, prepare-se, pois a hora está próxima.

  The reign of the beaver will once again come, prepare yourself, for the time is near.

  Looking past the ominous undertones. I for one welcome our new Beaver Overlords.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨true love is rare⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My head cannon is that is heroin needles. The OP was just lost when posting the comic or c/science_memes really loves their heroin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some questions about UnCiv⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So what your saying is Unciv is like going on a crack bender. One minute its a sunny Monday afternoon and now’s it Thursday and offering people a quick hand job behind the Arby’s dumpster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a sight to behold⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That must be the best shit ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to check to see if I was eating an Onion. Turns out, Ol’ ketamine fried Musky truly did say all of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Richmond Council U-turn on £150 fine for coffee poured in drain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She was stopped by three enforcement officers at the bus stop near Richmond station and given a fine under Section 33 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990, which makes it an offence to deposit or dispose of waste in a way likely to pollute land or water, including pouring liquids into street drains.

  I wonder what the stats are for companies who break the law?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great business idea, tbh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.

  May I introduce you to the Reassignment center.

  A reassignment center (also known as a rubber room) is a type of holding facility administered by the New York City Department of Education for teachers accused of misconduct while awaiting resolution of their misconduct cases.[1][2] As of 2007, the city had thirteen reassignment centers.[3] The teachers are not required to do anything, and they may be assigned to the center for months or years.[citation needed]

  Three Department of Education employees speaking to the UFT’s “New York Teacher” confirmed teachers’ allegations that Fordham High School for the Arts Principal Iris Blige filed allegations against the school’s UFT chapter leader, to place her in a reassignment center, in order to intimidate her and to set an example to the school’s staff.

  Since the teacher has been accused of misconduct. The Deptartment can hide behind that fact to argue against dismissal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Virginia Giuffre thought she might 'die a sex slave' at hands of Epstein and his circle, memoir reveals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That will surely teach Prince of the Nonces not to rape anyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Logitech CEO Hanneke Faber wants an AI agent in every board meeting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Monkey paw finger curls

  Granted however the dogs are only polite to the CEO. To everyone else the dogs are murder hobos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How should Lemmy sort posts so small communities can compete?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  PS: Also, Crossposting obviously helps smaller instances and communities to get noticed too.

  Honsetly, crossposting is an amazing feature. The vast majority of my posts are just me crossposting posts to another community. It’s low effort-high value. It takes a few minutes to bring new content to smaller communities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “What size is in your pants?”

  “A 9mm caliber pistol.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyday AI looks more like the '08 housing bubble⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem with this theory is that it assumes Republicans will give up power to allow the Democrats to govern.

  The part of Republicans blaming Democrats is spot on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate goals go up in smoke as US datacenters turn to coal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, everytime us plebs are told to sacrifice for the environment it’s so the corpos and parasites can off load moral responsibility onto us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use a magical orb that I gaze into.

• Beans, beans, the marvelous fruit. The more you eat the more you toot but you probably shouldn't do that next to a building's incinerator shaftwww.cbsnews.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would be such an ego booster watching people bid higher and higher on you. On the flip side you could end up the Reject section.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like I’m going on a double date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's true⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Could’ve had a Shrek meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I checked out Exodus. The lore behind the game looks fascinating however my concern is how the devs are going to handle time dilation and your choices.

  If my character takes off for a decade, I expect some sort of noticeable change. Buildings a little grimier or nice and clean. Creating new models and maps to reflect the time dilation and the choices you make is going to add a lot of extra dev time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, the people who deserve it (the Executives and shareholders) are going to walk away with a bunch of money. The workers will take the brunt of EA’s downfall.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the first gif when Tom Cruise throws the football back and the people behind him fall back.

  That’s when next song and dance starts. Top Gun is a musical right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta keep the bread and circuses going.