ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on How active is Lemmy now? 3 weeks ago:
Now the trick is to make sure you lean with a cloth or a broom in your hand. That way everyone thinks you are cleaning.
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I believe him on a factual level, but not on an emotional level. 3 weeks ago:
So “Belgium” is a country just like “New Zealand” is also a country. What’s next? People claiming Sealand isn’t a country!?
- Comment on Uber Eats undercover: Delivering your food for $1.74 an hour 3 weeks ago:
Wage discrimination sounds like a fancy way of saying wage theft.
- Comment on The best “I told you so”s are the ones where you never have to say “I told you so” because the other person clearly knows you told them so 3 weeks ago:
Help! I got stuck in a spreadsheet and can’t get out.
- Comment on BACK IT UP 2 months ago:
True story, I went to my doctor about losing some weight as I was close to getting diabetes. For some reason, my doctor loudly proclaimed “Here is a prescription for some meds” while handing me the prescription.
It wasn’t a prescription for meds. My doctor wrote “Due to Big Pharma and the FDA listening in, I have to prescribed various meds. You really should eat healthy diet that has a healthy amount of calories made up of vegetables and fruit. I needed get exercise and should spend time outside to help everything.”
Big Pharma is everywhere! /s
- Comment on BACK IT UP 2 months ago:
The biggest mistake was the we didn’t nuke the whales.
- Comment on But yes. 2 months ago:
I have a play through of being a certified idiot. I have never laughed harder at things my character has done.
- Comment on But yes. 2 months ago:
This is reminds me of a quote from one of the Encased loading screens.
To paraphrase it “Power generation before was about turning a turbine with steam. Under the Dome we have this fancy technology that we use to…turn a turbine with steam.”
- Comment on 🍃 🐑 2 months ago:
Screw the Leaf Sheep. It’s all about the North American House Hippo.
- Comment on The grand prize 2 months ago:
Cube is life.
- Comment on The grand prize 2 months ago:
How does one join the cult for The Cube?
- Comment on Microsoft CEO's pay rises 63% to $79m, despite devastating year for layoffs: 2550 jobs lost in 2024 2 months ago:
Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.
We don’t watch Satya to starve like the us of plebs!
- Comment on Intuit possibly succumbs to the Streisand effect 3 months ago:
I have and don’t call me Shirley.
- Comment on Megaflopolis 3 months ago:
I quite enjoyed Megafapolis. I was a little tired and spent by the end…wait we’re talking about Megalopolis. Ooooooohhhhh, I thought we were talking about Megafapolis. Still a good movie.
- Comment on No further questions your honour 3 months ago:
Mitch Hedberg was a genius.
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 3 months ago:
I like to think that he forgets…wait what are we talking about?
- Comment on You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first 3 months ago:
but those trapped to the company that held power over them.
So slaves with extra steps.
- Comment on I make games and this literally happened to me this morning 3 months ago:
Fuck. I lost it too.
- Comment on And you will never catch up as Bezos make 8,000,000 per hour 3 months ago:
Elon is the prefect example of how little actual work a CEO does.
- CEO of SpaceX - Elon Musk
- Chairman and CTO - Elon Musk
- CEO of Telsa - Elon Musk
- President of Musk Foundation - Elon Musk
- CEO of xAI - Elon Musk
What does Elon do all day? Try to be funny on Twitter. If CEO work was so demanding, there would be no way Elon would be the CEO of three different companies, chairman of the Board and CTO of one company, and a president of a “charitable” organization.
Reporting by The New York Times found that in 2022, the Musk Foundation gave away $230 million less than the minimum required by law to maintain tax-deductible status, and that in 2021 and 2022 over half **the foundation’s funds went to causes connected to Musk, his family, or his businesses. **
- Comment on Ubisofts stock tanked this morning ahead of the markets opening 4 months ago:
Mom definitely brought something to snack on.
- Comment on In honor of the start spooky season (yay!), I have a question about an apparently beloved spooky meme/skit. What about "David S. Pumpkins" is so funny? 4 months ago:
Turd Ferguson is a funny name.
- Comment on The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse. 4 months ago:
“Look your honor. The human body is just food. I should not be found guilty for eating someone unless you know wink *wink nudge nudge”.
- Comment on The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse. 4 months ago:
I was going to say diabetes.
- Comment on Lingering damage 4 months ago:
This whole thread speaks of the Landlord Special. Latex paint, what can’t it do!?
- Comment on Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions 4 months ago:
Which the employees should.
- Comment on Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions 4 months ago:
The workers will take the blunt of the executive’s mismanagement.
- Comment on Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions 4 months ago:
“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”
- Comment on If tomorrow it was announced that aliens were real, highly intelligent, and in communication with our governments, no one would be talking about it by Halloween 4 months ago:
A human male will stick their dick into anything.
- Comment on Infinity 4 months ago:
You know you spend way too much time on the internet. When your first though at seeing the top of the loop is that it’s going to be a penis made out of the sun moving around.