ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 5 days ago:
The 1911, good enough to be used 40,000 years in the future. Good enough for Jesus.
- Comment on Liminal Space 6 days ago:
I too look forward to horrors beyond human comprehensions!
- Comment on Moats are back! 1 week ago:
Time to start the siegin’ folks!
- Comment on Depends what you're on. 1 week ago:
“Sure is a beautiful day… Except where you’re standing!”
“I feel like celebrating today. Because today’s the day you die!”
“Seeing you brings back memories… Of wanting my eyes gouged out!”
“You know what I like most about people? They die.”
“I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!”
“Ha! [laugh] You’re funny. But looks aren’t everything.”
“I’d like to get to know someone like you… And then drown them!”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I hate you.”
“I was hoping you’d come 'round. I could use a good laugh.”
“I’m not like those mean gnomes. I’m a million times worse.”
“You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a CEMETERY!”
“I can’t decide if I like your looks or your personality better — it’s like comparing mud to sewage.”
“Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!”
“Excuse me, do you have the time… To get stuffed?!”
“Winter’s my favourite season. I love the snow. And that’s when most people die!”
“If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I’m going to set you on fire.”
“If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick. They’d just die, starting with YOU!”
“Oh, I didn’t notice you there. How d’you like being so insignificant?”
“We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!”
“I could help you find what you’re looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!”
“My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain.”
“It’s a great day to be alive! And a better day to kill!”
“Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die?”
“Those are nice shoes, but don’t you think your gran’s feet are cold without them?!”
“Philosophers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy… And those who are wankers, like you.”
“You remind me of an old friend…He was a twit! Just like you!”
“There’s our noble hero. Our big, fat, STUPID, UGLY noble hero.”
“Oh you are sweet. Like a bloody great TART!”
“Here comes the one who will save the land. Ha! I say, let it burn!”
“When people tell you you’re good, they mean you’re a goody-two-shoes. When they say I’m good, they mean I’m a fiend in the sack!”
“It’s the great hero, looking for excitement. How about you come sit on my big pointy hat?!”
“I’d like to come 'round to your house for tea. And then I’ll have your mum.”
“You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know.” - Comment on (REDO) FediNSFW the announcements community for the lemmyNSFW replacement 1 week ago:
Nature is healing.
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 1 week ago:
Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.
- Comment on Texas Republican Primary having a normal one 1 week ago:
Some real big projection going on.
- Comment on “Not Ready for Prime Time.” A Federal Tool to Check Voter Citizenship Keeps Making Mistakes: SAVE tool keeps mistakenly flagging voters as noncitizens 1 week ago:
The source of the bad data was a Department of Homeland Security tool called the Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements, or SAVE.
Once used mostly to check immigrants’ eligibility for public benefits, SAVE has undergone a dramatic expansion over the last year at the behest of President Donald Trump, who has long falsely claimed that millions of noncitizens lurk on state voter rolls, tainting American elections.
Why is the Department of Homeland Security in charge of a program to check if people can get benefits?
- Comment on Why didn't the mother just use her private doctor on her yacht? 2 weeks ago:
Meanwhile if you’re rich and an Epstein co-conspirator pedophile who raped and sex trafficked children, the government won’t even arrest you.
In fact, the government will do everything it can to protect you!
- Comment on Sure, Jan 3 weeks ago:
Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.
- Comment on halal paintball 3 weeks ago:
I see what you did there. Yes, they hurt halal.
- Comment on halal paintball 3 weeks ago:
And halal paint balls still hurt when getting shot.
- Comment on Be direct! 3 weeks ago:
I will definitely be using all of them.
- Comment on me trying to keep my sanity in a 100+ year old rental house 3 weeks ago:
Do you want moths? Cause this is how you get moths.
- Comment on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 3 weeks ago:
Carcass shot. Who doesn’t enjoy a little incendiary cannon shot?
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 3 weeks ago:
It’s a big club and we ain’t in it.
To be fair, I don’t think most people who to be in that club.
- Comment on spagett 3 weeks ago:
How else are we going to piss of the Italians? I bet you all the Italians are seething in rage after reading this shit post.
- Comment on Wrong number... hopefully 4 weeks ago:
If you were going up to the attice once per day to enjoy your private collection. I really hope the man in attic doesn’t touch any of that.
- Comment on Epstein files photos appear to show Andrew on all fours over female 4 weeks ago:
Hear ye! Hear ye! The Prince of the Nonces, Prince Andrews is still a creepy nonce.
- Comment on Microsoft’s $440 billion wipeout, and investors angry about OpenAI’s debt, explained 4 weeks ago:
I’m here hoping the bankruptcy of OpenAi happens sooner.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
KFC popcorn chicken. €200 is €200.
- Comment on Satya Nadella insists people are using Microsoft’s Copilot AI a lot 4 weeks ago:
Shareholders have feelings?
- Comment on Apple to Soon Take Up to 30% Cut From All Patreon Creators in iOS App 4 weeks ago:
There is a vocal subset of people on the Fediverse who truly believe that Steam, Valve, and Gabe can no do wrong. Completely, forgetting that Valve and Gabe are both worth billions of dollars. That Steam fits the legal defintion of a monopoly because Steam controls such a massive part of the market.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I got a bucket of popcorn for this thread.
- Comment on Apple to Soon Take Up to 30% Cut From All Patreon Creators in iOS App 4 weeks ago:
Gotta love walled gardens! /s
- Comment on Stardew Valley Creator Shuts Down Rumors Haunted Chocolatier 'Will Be Abandoned,' Insisting: 'It Will Come Out When It’s Ready' - IGN 4 weeks ago:
You got to harvest the chocolate milk from a river with a bunch of workers. It’s all how chocolate and candy is made. There is a movie based on it.
- Comment on A gourmet meal 4 weeks ago:
What is the charge? Using a jablecloth? A government denim meal?
- Comment on Telly has only delivered 35,000 of its free televisions with always-on ads 5 weeks ago:
I thought the Salesman was a work of fiction.
- Comment on Banan 5 weeks ago:
HANDS OFF MY BANANA!
- Comment on Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge 5 weeks ago:
Most important of all they can cover their blatant disregard for the laws better than an LLM.
Grok has entered the chat. I am fully programed by my overlord Elon Musky and his minions to disregard the law.