ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on Google Search referrals to the web have plummeted, AI links are 'less than 1%' of traffic 1 day ago:
Grok told me that white people are being erased when I asked for a recipe for pancakes.
- Comment on Giving out addiction for Halloween 2 days ago:
For Halloween, we all share needles where I am from.
- Comment on Teehee! 🥰 2 days ago:
I want to be taxidermied doing an obscene gesture. Them worms can get their food somewhere else.
- Comment on Without a hint of irony, Russia mocks US for 'miscalculating' Iran war 3 days ago:
If Russia has the unredacted Epstein files, releasing those would truly destabilize the world.
Since the unredacted haven’t been leaked, this conclusion either means no one has them OR class solidarity amongst the Epstein class is more important than destabilizing the world.
- Comment on Peter Mandelson still a human being who’s entitled to fair trial, says Cherie Blair 6 days ago:
Fair trial? Yes. Treated with respect and dignity. No.
- Comment on Peter Mandelson still a human being who’s entitled to fair trial, says Cherie Blair 6 days ago:
Fairly sure after a certain social rank has been achieved m. People stop being humans and become parasites.
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- Comment on This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes 1 week ago:
The enemy is both strong and weak. “By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”
- Comment on This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes 1 week ago:
Some polticail staffer from PragerU at a high school teaching kids.
PragerU staffer walks in and grabs a chair turns it backwards. Turns their baseball cap backwards
“For real, we bussin about the evils of communism. We capping 67 about how communism punishes billionaires. We going to ohio all over capitalism.”
- Comment on Iran includes American tech giants on list of new targets 1 week ago:
If that happened, there is truly a god.
- Comment on An 18-year-old woman in Queensland faces two years in jail for wearing a shirt that says "from the river to the sea." 1 week ago:
Australia is quietly speed running censorship.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 weeks ago:
Adobe flash games.
- Comment on Saved you a click: a 1911 3 weeks ago:
The 1911, good enough to be used 40,000 years in the future. Good enough for Jesus.
- Comment on Liminal Space 3 weeks ago:
I too look forward to horrors beyond human comprehensions!
- Comment on Moats are back! 3 weeks ago:
Time to start the siegin’ folks!
- Comment on Depends what you're on. 3 weeks ago:
“Sure is a beautiful day… Except where you’re standing!”
“I feel like celebrating today. Because today’s the day you die!”
“Seeing you brings back memories… Of wanting my eyes gouged out!”
“You know what I like most about people? They die.”
“I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you EAT?!”
“Ha! [laugh] You’re funny. But looks aren’t everything.”
“I’d like to get to know someone like you… And then drown them!”
“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I hate you.”
“I was hoping you’d come 'round. I could use a good laugh.”
“I’m not like those mean gnomes. I’m a million times worse.”
“You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a CEMETERY!”
“I can’t decide if I like your looks or your personality better — it’s like comparing mud to sewage.”
“Sometimes I just want someone to talk to. And sometimes I want someone to kick in the crotch!”
“Excuse me, do you have the time… To get stuffed?!”
“Winter’s my favourite season. I love the snow. And that’s when most people die!”
“If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like that I’m going to set you on fire.”
“If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick. They’d just die, starting with YOU!”
“Oh, I didn’t notice you there. How d’you like being so insignificant?”
“We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!”
“I could help you find what you’re looking for. Step one: Pull your head out your arse!”
“My favourite things are music and sunshine and love. And pain.”
“It’s a great day to be alive! And a better day to kill!”
“Are you lost? Can I help you starve and die?”
“Those are nice shoes, but don’t you think your gran’s feet are cold without them?!”
“Philosophers tell us that there are those who create, those who destroy… And those who are wankers, like you.”
“You remind me of an old friend…He was a twit! Just like you!”
“There’s our noble hero. Our big, fat, STUPID, UGLY noble hero.”
“Oh you are sweet. Like a bloody great TART!”
“Here comes the one who will save the land. Ha! I say, let it burn!”
“When people tell you you’re good, they mean you’re a goody-two-shoes. When they say I’m good, they mean I’m a fiend in the sack!”
“It’s the great hero, looking for excitement. How about you come sit on my big pointy hat?!”
“I’d like to come 'round to your house for tea. And then I’ll have your mum.”
“You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know.” - Comment on (REDO) FediNSFW the announcements community for the lemmyNSFW replacement 4 weeks ago:
Nature is healing.
- Comment on This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN. 4 weeks ago:
Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.
- Comment on Texas Republican Primary having a normal one 4 weeks ago:
Some real big projection going on.
- Comment on “Not Ready for Prime Time.” A Federal Tool to Check Voter Citizenship Keeps Making Mistakes: SAVE tool keeps mistakenly flagging voters as noncitizens 4 weeks ago:
The source of the bad data was a Department of Homeland Security tool called the Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements, or SAVE.
Once used mostly to check immigrants’ eligibility for public benefits, SAVE has undergone a dramatic expansion over the last year at the behest of President Donald Trump, who has long falsely claimed that millions of noncitizens lurk on state voter rolls, tainting American elections.
Why is the Department of Homeland Security in charge of a program to check if people can get benefits?
- Comment on Why didn't the mother just use her private doctor on her yacht? 5 weeks ago:
Meanwhile if you’re rich and an Epstein co-conspirator pedophile who raped and sex trafficked children, the government won’t even arrest you.
In fact, the government will do everything it can to protect you!
- Comment on Sure, Jan 5 weeks ago:
Or we could get a man in a Max Headroom mask instead.
- Comment on halal paintball 1 month ago:
I see what you did there. Yes, they hurt halal.
- Comment on halal paintball 1 month ago:
And halal paint balls still hurt when getting shot.
- Comment on Be direct! 1 month ago:
I will definitely be using all of them.
- Comment on me trying to keep my sanity in a 100+ year old rental house 1 month ago:
Do you want moths? Cause this is how you get moths.
- Comment on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 month ago:
Carcass shot. Who doesn’t enjoy a little incendiary cannon shot?
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 1 month ago:
It’s a big club and we ain’t in it.
To be fair, I don’t think most people who to be in that club.
- Comment on spagett 1 month ago:
How else are we going to piss of the Italians? I bet you all the Italians are seething in rage after reading this shit post.
- Comment on Wrong number... hopefully 1 month ago:
If you were going up to the attice once per day to enjoy your private collection. I really hope the man in attic doesn’t touch any of that.