ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on But yes. 5 days ago:
I have a play through of being a certified idiot. I have never laughed harder at things my character has done.
- Comment on But yes. 6 days ago:
This is reminds me of a quote from one of the Encased loading screens.
To paraphrase it “Power generation before was about turning a turbine with steam. Under the Dome we have this fancy technology that we use to…turn a turbine with steam.”
- Comment on 🍃 🐑 2 weeks ago:
Screw the Leaf Sheep. It’s all about the North American House Hippo.
- Comment on The grand prize 3 weeks ago:
Cube is life.
- Comment on The grand prize 3 weeks ago:
How does one join the cult for The Cube?
- Comment on Microsoft CEO's pay rises 63% to $79m, despite devastating year for layoffs: 2550 jobs lost in 2024 3 weeks ago:
Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.
We don’t watch Satya to starve like the us of plebs!
- Comment on Intuit possibly succumbs to the Streisand effect 4 weeks ago:
I have and don’t call me Shirley.
- Comment on Megaflopolis 1 month ago:
I quite enjoyed Megafapolis. I was a little tired and spent by the end…wait we’re talking about Megalopolis. Ooooooohhhhh, I thought we were talking about Megafapolis. Still a good movie.
- Comment on No further questions your honour 1 month ago:
Mitch Hedberg was a genius.
- Comment on This man is a parody of himself 1 month ago:
I like to think that he forgets…wait what are we talking about?
- Comment on You'll have to use pto time to drown, but make sure it's approved first 1 month ago:
but those trapped to the company that held power over them.
So slaves with extra steps.
- Comment on I make games and this literally happened to me this morning 1 month ago:
Fuck. I lost it too.
- Comment on And you will never catch up as Bezos make 8,000,000 per hour 1 month ago:
Elon is the prefect example of how little actual work a CEO does.
- CEO of SpaceX - Elon Musk
- Chairman and CTO - Elon Musk
- CEO of Telsa - Elon Musk
- President of Musk Foundation - Elon Musk
- CEO of xAI - Elon Musk
What does Elon do all day? Try to be funny on Twitter. If CEO work was so demanding, there would be no way Elon would be the CEO of three different companies, chairman of the Board and CTO of one company, and a president of a “charitable” organization.
Reporting by The New York Times found that in 2022, the Musk Foundation gave away $230 million less than the minimum required by law to maintain tax-deductible status, and that in 2021 and 2022 over half **the foundation’s funds went to causes connected to Musk, his family, or his businesses. **
- Comment on Ubisofts stock tanked this morning ahead of the markets opening 1 month ago:
Mom definitely brought something to snack on.
- Comment on In honor of the start spooky season (yay!), I have a question about an apparently beloved spooky meme/skit. What about "David S. Pumpkins" is so funny? 1 month ago:
Turd Ferguson is a funny name.
- Comment on The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse. 1 month ago:
“Look your honor. The human body is just food. I should not be found guilty for eating someone unless you know wink *wink nudge nudge”.
- Comment on The four horsemen of the dogpocalypse. 1 month ago:
I was going to say diabetes.
- Comment on Lingering damage 1 month ago:
This whole thread speaks of the Landlord Special. Latex paint, what can’t it do!?
- Comment on Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions 1 month ago:
Which the employees should.
- Comment on Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions 1 month ago:
The workers will take the blunt of the executive’s mismanagement.
- Comment on Microsoft inks deal to restart Three Mile Island nuclear reactor to fuel its voracious AI ambitions 1 month ago:
“It looks like you are trying to prevent a nuclear meltdown. I can help with that.”
- Comment on If tomorrow it was announced that aliens were real, highly intelligent, and in communication with our governments, no one would be talking about it by Halloween 1 month ago:
A human male will stick their dick into anything.
- Comment on Infinity 1 month ago:
You know you spend way too much time on the internet. When your first though at seeing the top of the loop is that it’s going to be a penis made out of the sun moving around.
- Comment on FTC Says Social Media Platforms Engage in 'Vast Surveillance' of Users 1 month ago:
I agree. I was being very sarcastic and didn’t put the traditional /s.
The US freaked out over TikTok harvesting private data yet barely shrugs at how US companies are routinely harvest private data and sell it.
- Comment on FTC Says Social Media Platforms Engage in 'Vast Surveillance' of Users 1 month ago:
Remember, when Western companies violate privacy that is okay.
When non-Western companies do it, that’s bad.
- Comment on Who still uses pagers? 2 months ago:
Not everything needs to be bleeding edge. We still use forks and spoons cuz they just work.
I use my hands, even better than forks and spoons.
- Comment on Platypuses 2 months ago:
And that’s the reason you can only find platypuses in Australia.
- Comment on Snow Leopard 2 months ago:
Find the kitty, pet the kitty.
- Comment on Kroger executive admits company gouged prices above inflation 2 months ago:
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of memes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
- Comment on Climate scientists flee Twitter as hostility surges 2 months ago:
This is why we need SCP.