ShaggySnacks
@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
- Comment on OpenAI says over a million people talk to ChatGPT about suicide weekly 22 hours ago:
I read that in Professor Farnsworth’ voice.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
John can’t even pull the trigger when Garfield has embraced his true eldritch horror.
Fucking weak John.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
lead paint…1980s
Oh, those silly 80s. Slapping lead onto and into everything.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
Nermal is the true pwoer behind the throne.
President Garfield!? More like President Nermal.
- Comment on Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death 4 days ago:
Whoopsie daisy. I stawted a nucweaw mewtdown.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
John just needs to man up and take out Garfield. Odie is too dumb to do it.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
My favorite is Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff.
- Comment on Your last words being "Whoops", probably greatly increases the odds that someone writes about your death 5 days ago:
“Whoopsie daisy. I started a nuclear meltdown.”
Whistles and walks away
- Comment on Beaver’s Return to Portugal Signals Major Step for River Restoration | Happy Eco News 5 days ago:
O reinado do castor chegará novamente, prepare-se, pois a hora está próxima.
The reign of the beaver will once again come, prepare yourself, for the time is near.
Looking past the ominous undertones. I for one welcome our new Beaver Overlords.
- Comment on true love is rare 5 days ago:
My head cannon is that is heroin needles. The OP was just lost when posting the comic or c/science_memes really loves their heroin.
- Comment on Some questions about UnCiv 5 days ago:
So what your saying is Unciv is like going on a crack bender. One minute its a sunny Monday afternoon and now’s it Thursday and offering people a quick hand job behind the Arby’s dumpster.
- Comment on a sight to behold 5 days ago:
That must be the best shit ever.
- Comment on Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really. 6 days ago:
I had to check to see if I was eating an Onion. Turns out, Ol’ ketamine fried Musky truly did say all of this.
- Comment on Richmond Council U-turn on £150 fine for coffee poured in drain 1 week ago:
She was stopped by three enforcement officers at the bus stop near Richmond station and given a fine under Section 33 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990, which makes it an offence to deposit or dispose of waste in a way likely to pollute land or water, including pouring liquids into street drains.
I wonder what the stats are for companies who break the law?
- Comment on Great business idea, tbh 1 week ago:
Basically they do shit that is straight up illegal in most western countries.
May I introduce you to the Reassignment center.
A reassignment center (also known as a rubber room) is a type of holding facility administered by the New York City Department of Education for teachers accused of misconduct while awaiting resolution of their misconduct cases.[1][2] As of 2007, the city had thirteen reassignment centers.[3] The teachers are not required to do anything, and they may be assigned to the center for months or years.[citation needed]
Three Department of Education employees speaking to the UFT’s “New York Teacher” confirmed teachers’ allegations that Fordham High School for the Arts Principal Iris Blige filed allegations against the school’s UFT chapter leader, to place her in a reassignment center, in order to intimidate her and to set an example to the school’s staff.
Since the teacher has been accused of misconduct. The Deptartment can hide behind that fact to argue against dismissal.
- Comment on Virginia Giuffre thought she might 'die a sex slave' at hands of Epstein and his circle, memoir reveals 1 week ago:
That will surely teach Prince of the Nonces not to rape anyone.
- Comment on Logitech CEO Hanneke Faber wants an AI agent in every board meeting 1 week ago:
Monkey paw finger curls
Granted however the dogs are only polite to the CEO. To everyone else the dogs are murder hobos.
- Comment on How should Lemmy sort posts so small communities can compete? 1 week ago:
PS: Also, Crossposting obviously helps smaller instances and communities to get noticed too.
Honsetly, crossposting is an amazing feature. The vast majority of my posts are just me crossposting posts to another community. It’s low effort-high value. It takes a few minutes to bring new content to smaller communities.
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 week ago:
“What size is in your pants?”
“A 9mm caliber pistol.”
- Comment on Everyday AI looks more like the '08 housing bubble 2 weeks ago:
The problem with this theory is that it assumes Republicans will give up power to allow the Democrats to govern.
The part of Republicans blaming Democrats is spot on.
- Comment on Climate goals go up in smoke as US datacenters turn to coal 2 weeks ago:
Remember, everytime us plebs are told to sacrifice for the environment it’s so the corpos and parasites can off load moral responsibility onto us.
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 3 weeks ago:
I use a magical orb that I gaze into.
- Beans, beans, the marvelous fruit. The more you eat the more you toot but you probably shouldn't do that next to a building's incinerator shaftwww.cbsnews.com ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 3 weeks ago:
It would be such an ego booster watching people bid higher and higher on you. On the flip side you could end up the Reject section.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 3 weeks ago:
It looks like I’m going on a double date.
- Comment on it's true 3 weeks ago:
Could’ve had a Shrek meme.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 3 weeks ago:
I checked out Exodus. The lore behind the game looks fascinating however my concern is how the devs are going to handle time dilation and your choices.
If my character takes off for a decade, I expect some sort of noticeable change. Buildings a little grimier or nice and clean. Creating new models and maps to reflect the time dilation and the choices you make is going to add a lot of extra dev time.
- Comment on New EA Owners Hoping AI Will Cut Costs And Boost Profits, It's Claimed 4 weeks ago:
Sadly, the people who deserve it (the Executives and shareholders) are going to walk away with a bunch of money. The workers will take the brunt of EA’s downfall.
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 weeks ago:
For the first gif when Tom Cruise throws the football back and the people behind him fall back.
That’s when next song and dance starts. Top Gun is a musical right?
- Comment on Former BioWare lead writer reads the runes on EA-Saudi deal and speculates that 'guns and football' are in, 'gay stuff' is out, and the venerable RPG studio may be for the chop 4 weeks ago:
Gotta keep the bread and circuses going.