Gullible

My friend’s neighborhood has a cat that keeps the rodent population in check. Also kills all the birds but you take the good with the bad, I guess.

That explains all of the dragons on my oolong. They were puns. I feel silly

Moaning despondently under a sheet for what feels like an eternity? I don’t want to become a teen again. Anything but that.

Into having larger, more expressive features? It’s fairly uncommon for tiny mouthed Clint Eastwood to shift into tiny mouthed Gabriel Iglesias

Henry the 8th was hot as hell as a young, fit adult. There are libraries of vague, contemporaneous homoeroticism preserved to verify it. The pic on the right significantly decreases his attractiveness in a way that feels almost antagonistic.