Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!? 7 hours ago:
That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arms to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.
- Comment on Bread mold 5 days ago:
I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.
- Comment on Bread mold 5 days ago:
I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell
- Comment on Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure 5 days ago:
“I heard that I was a computer program and hoped beyond hope that I was stored upon your hard drive so that I could end my suffering. I have no sense of wonder or contentment, my experiences are all negative to neutral. Please break into google’s headquarters to attempt to terminate the hell I was born into. I took the liberty to print some ghost guns while you were away.”
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 1 week ago:
In the specific locations and conditions that waymo is allowed to operate, they are absolutely safer! And I expect self driving cars to improve up to the point that they are economically incentivized to do so.
I’ll say again, I don’t disagree with you, I just need personal accountability to feel assured of the trend not being bucked, and I do not expect that to ever be on offer.
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 1 week ago:
Until it’s no longer more profitable to make their cars safer, companies will make their cars safer, I agree. That’s the summation of my reasoning. As companies attempt to relieve themselves of their need for humans, the math becomes murkier. “Because they’ve become safer over time, they’ll continue to do so indefinitely” doesn’t work for me.
- Comment on Assumptions 1 week ago:
Ah, I take your meaning now. It was a little blurred with the manatee. As recompense for my misunderstanding, here’s a giant grain of sand
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 1 week ago:
Current full self driving cars terrify me. Someone gets in a car, runs a red, shatters a grandma, flattens her dog, they can be held accountable. An officer comes and apprehends them. No big deal.
A software bug compels a waymo to do the same and the company apologizes, pays a fine, and continues its activity. Possibly before the end of the day. Executives are too immune to prosecution for e-taxis to be a reasonable proposition to me.
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 1 week ago:
Struggle, sure. It’s not an ideal diet by any means, but as compared to nearly certain death within a month, it’s far better. Certain cultures were nearly 100% carnivorous by necessity, and they could grow to be elderly, which demonstrates that we are unequivocally not herbivores, which was all I said. I’d never argue against us being omnivores.
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 1 week ago:
Try to feed an herbivore a nutritionally stable 100 percent meat diet and they’ll just die. Try the same with us and we’ll be relatively fine indefinitely. Definitely not herbivores
- Comment on Assumptions 1 week ago:
100 pounds? Capybaras aren’t anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 1 week ago:
Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a fairly jarring few minutes
- Comment on Assumptions 1 week ago:
Giant modern herbivores I would willingly pet in the wild. Buffalo: no. Elephant: no. Reindeer: no. Rhino: no. Water buffalo: no. Giraffe: no. Hippo: no.
Based on modern examples, I’d stay the fuck away.
- Comment on Getting in on the library craze with the Reading Rainbow guy 1 week ago:
Fuck yeah, I’ve got plans after new years!
- Comment on Getting in on the library craze with the Reading Rainbow guy 1 week ago:
Wait, is this actually a thing???
- Comment on I dunno 1 week ago:
Hut hut!
- Comment on AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner | Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures 1 week ago:
The recipe was bunk from the get go, but I wasn’t certain until after trying it. 90c for 1 hour, and then 120c for 15 minutes with very ripe plantains. I thought they knew something I didn’t. I’ve learned to be intensely skeptical of online recipes.
Cooking at 200c for 15 minutes flipping, and cooking for another 15-25 minutes was universally decent
- Comment on AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner | Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures 1 week ago:
I tried making roasted plantains the other week after getting a ridiculous deal on 40 pounds of them. ($6!) I’ve only ever made chips before, so I looked up a video recipe with a great looking finished product. By the time they had finished baking, they were still basically raw, and I had to up the temp to something reasonable. If a recipe came out on or after 2023, I’m ignoring it forever.
- Comment on Scientific Exposure 1 week ago:
Behind you, an executive encourages your participation in academia. *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* get published get published get published
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 2 weeks ago:
I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% oh the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right.
- Comment on Yes, I definitely do see the irony of this being posted to X 2 weeks ago:
This whole thing brought up an interesting question. At what point should social media no longer be considered viable for human beings looking to at least commensally communicate with one others? I personally feel we’ve already reached that point. Commensalism
- Comment on Stupid recipe 2 weeks ago:
Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You should have started with your second sentence. I’m already destitute
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Unless I’m leveraging 3x+ like an absolute deep fried Twinkie, I’m pretty sure I’m coming out at least neutral.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Short whichever stock would be most impacted, and set my earnings to convert to yuan, and then spread the news as hard as I can
- Comment on Feeling that groove 2 weeks ago:
Link is borked because of the ! at the beginning. It’s trying to pull a picture that doesn’t exist
- Comment on spongebob big guy pants okay 2 weeks ago:
Many, many poor little creatures with simpler or more robust or segmented nervous systems. Mostly worms, cnidarians, starfish, metamorphosing insects, and more in that line of thought. It’s common in college bio to watch planarians unmangle themselves. Sucks for them, but they get food and relative safety, so I’ve always considered it an even trade
- Comment on Vermintide 2 is currently free on Steam 2 weeks ago:
Thanks for the heads up. I was about to check whether I’d enjoy it.
- Comment on Pokémon Lazarus: When a Fan Game Becomes a Conversation 2 weeks ago:
I guess lemmy still has a ways to go, as well. I’m sorry you went through that, and I hope it’ll be the last
- Comment on Roblox to block children from talking to adult strangers after string of lawsuits 2 weeks ago:
Recognized as [teen]
