Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 day ago:
Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 day ago:
For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 1 day ago:
Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.
- Comment on Moar garlic 1 day ago:
Tried this for a bit. My body did not appreciate the amount of oil going into me. Delicious, though!
- Comment on Here the fuck we go again 1 day ago:
I recall there being a period before a mod toolkit where sanic, bonesaw dragons, and alternative mudcrabs were all that was on tap. Like 4, 5 months of “bonesaw is ready” feels right.
- Comment on Here the fuck we go again 1 day ago:
Made in unreal engine, so fewer bugs, in the very least.
- Comment on Moar garlic 2 days ago:
The trick to it is that you use twice the garlic, but hold half of the garlic until the last few minutes of cooking. If you have sensitive bowels, add them 5+ minutes before the dish is finished. 3 minutes before it’s finished, if you’re feeling secure.
- Comment on Doom (2016) now DRM free on GOG 5 days ago:
Wait, wouldn’t the multiplayer essentially be unreal tournament, but with less diversity? Never played doom’s online, so I have no clue.
- Comment on This is real 5 days ago:
In the terminally internet-bound, this has led to some consternation.
- Comment on Meta Pissed Off Everyone With Poorly Redacted Docs 6 days ago:
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- Comment on 4chan’s ‘cesspool of the internet’ is down after apparently being hacked 1 week ago:
I goddamn well hope so
- Comment on 4chan’s ‘cesspool of the internet’ is down after apparently being hacked 1 week ago:
Dang, now I have to go outside to find white supremacists.
- Comment on Is there still an effort to move technical help threads from Redshit to here? 1 week ago:
Technically yes and technically no. With Reddit, people just asked questions and received answers for like 20 years. We’re on year 3
- Comment on Is there still an effort to move technical help threads from Redshit to here? 1 week ago:
Your username- by any chance, are you an author?
- Comment on Determining the reason no one replied to your Lemmy post. 1 week ago:
A dying gasp collected from the old internet.
- Comment on There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is. 1 week ago:
So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.
- Comment on There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is. 1 week ago:
Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself
- Comment on There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Determining the reason no one replied to your Lemmy post. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Determining the reason no one replied to your Lemmy post. 1 week ago:
We had the chance to upvote this heavily without leaving any comments, but we blew it
- Comment on Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunch 1 week ago:
Saying something and putting it into action are entirely different. If he does it, I will personally build a statue of musk.
- Comment on I now see that my collection is sorely missing something 1 week ago:
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
Often, the person behind will also accelerate when they see your blinker, closing your chance. The place 2 cars back might be available now, or taken by someone else. But the option to do as the Romans do and simply merge remains!
In India, using your blinker would solely identify you as a foreigner. I do not recommend accruing infinite tickets.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
Enjoy never reaching your destination as other drivers risk life and limb to box you out of “their” space.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
Area dependent. Blinkers get in the way if you live somewhere like India or San Antonio
- Comment on Cheers lads 2 weeks ago:
Shit, I have a hard time driving after one beer. Driving is just fucking boring and my sobriety affords me the clarity of mind to not space out completely. 4-8 beers for a .15? How’re you staying on the road?
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 2 weeks ago:
Not sure Vance is much of a gain over Trump. How far down the chain would we have to go to find someone palatable?
- Comment on Tired of dating apps? 4 weeks ago:
I don’t have enough time to answer you, let alone finish this re
- Comment on Tired of dating apps? 4 weeks ago:
LOOKING FOR internet GF
MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungrySERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk
- Comment on "Meritocracy" 4 weeks ago:
Goddamn DEI administration
