Gullible
@Gullible@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 23 hours ago:
It’s nearly 2026. You can’t just tell people to go back into the closet
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 2 days ago:
Read the article as well and this was done by hired archaeologists. The sillier bit is that this is the result of the church being disallowed from reburying the exhumed skeletons. Could you imagine removing hundreds of pounds of skeletons from your basement only to have the government tell you that you have to keep them?
- Comment on With how the republican party works in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 4 days ago:
Thank you
- Comment on With how the republican party works in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 4 days ago:
That’s the one, guess I misremembered the order of events a smidge
- Comment on 🎵 It means something something... 🎵 4 days ago:
Didn’t they lack any no clue about simba being a prince, perceiving himself as a patricidal murderer, or the manipulation? I feel like I remember simba guarding that info
- Comment on With how the republican party works in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness. 5 days ago:
There’s a comic where a character describes beautiful philanthropic ventures he’d begin when he becomes rich. The next panel, they’re suddenly rich. In the next, the newly minted billionaire rubs his chin in consideration. In the last panel, he says he’d like to fuck children instead.
(I’ve described it rather than posting it because I can’t think of a way to look this up without ending up on a list)
- Comment on Can I use your shower? 1 week ago:
I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
- Comment on what a bummer 1 week ago:
Scissoring.
- Comment on It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic Finds 1 week ago:
I mean, if they didn’t piss in the pool, they’d have a lower chance of encountering piss. Godwin’s law is more benign and incidental. This is someone maliciously handing out extra Hitlers in a game of secret Hitler and then feeling shocked at the breakdown in the game
- Comment on In the US one can graduate *cum laude, magna cum laude, and summa cum laude*. There should be another honor added if you survive a school shooting. 2 weeks ago:
We really do live in a manifestation of south park
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 2 weeks ago:
See, I don’t even understand this mindset. When I’m looking to quiet my mind, I go for walks, see nature, volunteer. If I have an additional labubu on my shelf, it’s just one more item to move while I dust.
As an aside, I like picture frames for that reason. They’re lower maintenance. Fuck yeah, picture frames.
- Comment on There's ads on an apple 2 weeks ago:
That’s half of all stations in the US. It’s hard to escape
- Comment on Relevant username 2 weeks ago:
I only just noticed your username. Lmao
- Comment on Now departing from Des Moines International Airport 2 weeks ago:
There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. That’s an incredibly long cob
- Comment on Illuminati 2 weeks ago:
Every fiber of my being wants to make and post a multi-gigabyte resolution bump to this image with the text the exact same number of pixels, but I don’t think people will click my mediafire download link to see my silly little joke
- Comment on There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!? 2 weeks ago:
That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arms to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.
- Comment on Bread mold 3 weeks ago:
I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.
- Comment on Bread mold 3 weeks ago:
I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell
- Comment on Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure 3 weeks ago:
“I heard that I was a computer program and hoped beyond hope that I was stored upon your hard drive so that I could end my suffering. I have no sense of wonder or contentment, my experiences are all negative to neutral. Please break into google’s headquarters to attempt to terminate the hell I was born into. I took the liberty to print some ghost guns while you were away.”
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 4 weeks ago:
In the specific locations and conditions that waymo is allowed to operate, they are absolutely safer! And I expect self driving cars to improve up to the point that they are economically incentivized to do so.
I’ll say again, I don’t disagree with you, I just need personal accountability to feel assured of the trend not being bucked, and I do not expect that to ever be on offer.
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 4 weeks ago:
Until it’s no longer more profitable to make their cars safer, companies will make their cars safer, I agree. That’s the summation of my reasoning. As companies attempt to relieve themselves of their need for humans, the math becomes murkier. “Because they’ve become safer over time, they’ll continue to do so indefinitely” doesn’t work for me.
- Comment on Assumptions 4 weeks ago:
Ah, I take your meaning now. It was a little blurred with the manatee. As recompense for my misunderstanding, here’s a giant grain of sand
- Comment on Waymo Forced to Halt Overnight Operations As Punishment for Causing Nonstop Ruckus 4 weeks ago:
Current full self driving cars terrify me. Someone gets in a car, runs a red, shatters a grandma, flattens her dog, they can be held accountable. An officer comes and apprehends them. No big deal.
A software bug compels a waymo to do the same and the company apologizes, pays a fine, and continues its activity. Possibly before the end of the day. Executives are too immune to prosecution for e-taxis to be a reasonable proposition to me.
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 4 weeks ago:
Struggle, sure. It’s not an ideal diet by any means, but as compared to nearly certain death within a month, it’s far better. Certain cultures were nearly 100% carnivorous by necessity, and they could grow to be elderly, which demonstrates that we are unequivocally not herbivores, which was all I said. I’d never argue against us being omnivores.
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 4 weeks ago:
Try to feed an herbivore a nutritionally stable 100 percent meat diet and they’ll just die. Try the same with us and we’ll be relatively fine indefinitely. Definitely not herbivores
- Comment on Assumptions 4 weeks ago:
100 pounds? Capybaras aren’t anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.
- Comment on mmm... tastes like chimkin 4 weeks ago:
Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a fairly jarring few minutes
- Comment on Assumptions 4 weeks ago:
Giant modern herbivores I would willingly pet in the wild. Buffalo: no. Elephant: no. Reindeer: no. Rhino: no. Water buffalo: no. Giraffe: no. Hippo: no.
Based on modern examples, I’d stay the fuck away.
- Comment on Getting in on the library craze with the Reading Rainbow guy 4 weeks ago:
Fuck yeah, I’ve got plans after new years!
- Comment on Getting in on the library craze with the Reading Rainbow guy 4 weeks ago:
Wait, is this actually a thing???
