janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 day ago:
kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!
and try to fart louder than you like a good host
there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao - Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 day ago:
i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”
me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 day ago:
I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable ) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks
- Comment on Tomatoes 1 week ago:
the ones that smell slightly minty have about a 50% chance of being really tasty, in my experience
also pro tip if you’re at a self checkout, whatever tomatoes you have are now magically the cheapest kind. isn’t that convenient!
- Comment on Tomatoes 1 week ago:
if tomatoes are required to be cut, roma is the best variety as they contain the least amount of stupid slimy goo
- Comment on UFO 1 week ago:
i gifted one of these, they’re awesome lol
- Comment on oh, there's so little left 1 week ago:
that genuinely sounds more appetizing to me than actual eggnog lol
- Comment on The Fuck Jar 2 weeks ago:
One Punch Man but it’s all C-class
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 2 weeks ago:
outside
- Comment on A New Anonymous Phone Carrier Lets You Sign Up With Nothing but a Zip Code 2 weeks ago:
seems like it’ll still keep some demographic and payment info out of the data resale market though, no?
- Comment on If the US was partitioned, what new states would you want to appear? 2 weeks ago:
as a new yorker i support nyc secession lol
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 3 weeks ago:
caffeine breaks down at vaporization temperatures, though. I know this as a former vape user and current caffeine addict lol
- Comment on I just 💚 them and think they're neat. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 3 weeks ago:
was gonna snark “me before coffee” but tbh this is also me after coffee too
- Comment on geological contingency plan 4 weeks ago:
cool rock tax pls
- Comment on geological contingency plan 4 weeks ago:
yes that was definitely intentional and absolutely not just an anti-joke i used when i ran out of ideas. excellent catch 😎👉👉
- Comment on geological contingency plan 4 weeks ago:
how to assassinate a…
chemist: just keep challenging them to make more and more unstable and/or toxic compounds. if they’ve made it past FOOF gas, up the ante by saying “ok now do a 1-pot synth”
microbiologist: accidentally a little pathogenic virulence factors into their E. coli supply and poke some holes in the laminar hood HEPA. (don’t do this if you share a bathroom with them)
particle physicist: take a couple screws out of one of the hundreds of ladders around the facility
theoretical physicist: remove a manhole cover in one of their usual walking paths, Looney Tunes style
biochemist: sabotage all their grant proposals and they’ll take care of their own assassination
computer scientist: fucking don’t they’re an endangered species now
entomologist: literally indestructible don’t even bother trying. these motherfuckers raise botfly larvae in their own limbs for shits and giggles. i fear no man. but entomologists… they scare me
mathematician: use a gun
- Comment on geological contingency plan 4 weeks ago:
rocks or gtfo!
- Comment on Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy 4 weeks ago:
still fucking angry i can’t use a Sony xzc2 in the US since 3G shutdown (it HAS LTE capability and network operators refuse to support it)
- Comment on In the future, there will be a sad scene of widow watching AI porn of their dead spouse 4 weeks ago:
this is somehow worse than Black Mirror: Be Right Back
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
“…so usually ≥2 of those conditions are met?”
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
angry lab safety manager
- Comment on Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time? 4 weeks ago:
my (uneducated) guess is some combination of catering to degraded attention spans, intentional manipulation of that degraded attention by malicious actors, and somehow it’s more profitable for the media companies to do news like this
- Comment on If every video game was to be destroyed but you had the chance to save five games, what would you choose to save? 4 weeks ago:
if anthologies are allowed:
Activision Anthology: Remix Edition Atari Anthology Sega Genesis Classics Namco Museum Archives Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
I’m a novice gamer, so someone who’s got more experience with retro gaming history could probably come up with a list that includes the greatest possible number of titles for preservation
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 5 weeks ago:
GS execs really did a fat line and said “lol what if we subject our wagies to crackhead craigslist”
- Comment on Horror 5 weeks ago:
me and the other monsterfuckers:
Image - Comment on If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired. 5 weeks ago:
90% of the time i take a nap i do not wake up feeling less tired
- Comment on It's important! 5 weeks ago:
you’re telling me the opening sequence of Beauty and the Beast is culturally accurate!?
- Comment on Save us!!! 1 month ago:
goddamn it the worst (best) part about this is that, being an entity that experiences non-linear time, Q absolutely could experience this montage in this order. (and also force everyone in it to also experience it.) lmao
- Comment on Save us!!! 1 month ago:
