janus2

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quidk! I need a chili recipe. What would you add to a pound of hamburger, diced jalapenos, chili powder and bloody mary mix?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  at least a little bit of water or broth unless you want it to burn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨✌️😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you’re thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the future, it will be considered unbelievable that repairing a product used to be more expensive than buying a new one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’ll either be Star Trek (“repair? just put it in the matter reclamator and replicate a new one!”)

  or Mad Max (“of course you repair! wait, what’s a ‘new thing’?”)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it puts the wood paneling on its walls or else it gets the economic recession again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Objective: Convince an astronaut to use the Fediverse from space⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it does not require a license!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Button down squares at UT Austin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  no shirt
  no shoes
  no bitches? 🧐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lightbulbs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i put one of these in a ceiling fan and my roommate started referring to it as The Sun

  she’s not wrong but i like to be able to easily see the stuff on my desk I’m tinkering with ffs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's pronounced OI-lur, not YOO-lur⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i didn’t get the pun at first and thought this was just an aggressive dunk on hummus haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  instructions unclear, the corvids have now opened a beak salon and are gluing rhinestones to their beak extensions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bugger!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dyslexics: :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_tree

  I… did not know about this previously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lab anxiety⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  any White Castle near a lab: IT’S 100% BEEF I PROMISE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨94.3° F⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Program on the Subway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do Python coding lessons and practice on a 10" ThinkPad tablet on the subway.

  It was slow as fuck but so is my brain when trying to learn code :'D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In a way, a gift card is kind of the opposite of a credit card⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  can confirm. every time i get a gift card I’m as annoyed that I can’t use it for rent as I am excited to be “forced” to get myself a goddamn fancy coffee or whatever

  that being said when I was truly desperate in college I did used to sell them online using various exchanges. i usually got $0.70 on the dollar which wasn’t terrible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ska ftw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ska ftw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  [cue nightcore]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like half the neighbourhood is on fire and everyone is carrying on like everything is normal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i live here, also feel like this & that everyone else isn’t taking it seriously, and am not exactly sure what the fuck to do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!

  and try to fart louder than you like a good host
  there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
  yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
  no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)

  at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”

  me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable 🫩) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the ones that smell slightly minty have about a 50% chance of being really tasty, in my experience

  also pro tip if you’re at a self checkout, whatever tomatoes you have are now magically the cheapest kind. isn’t that convenient!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  if tomatoes are required to be cut, roma is the best variety as they contain the least amount of stupid slimy goo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UFO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i gifted one of these, they’re awesome lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh, there's so little left⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that genuinely sounds more appetizing to me than actual eggnog lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Fuck Jar⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One Punch Man but it’s all C-class

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  outside

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A New Anonymous Phone Carrier Lets You Sign Up With Nothing but a Zip Code⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  seems like it’ll still keep some demographic and payment info out of the data resale market though, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the US was partitioned, what new states would you want to appear?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  as a new yorker i support nyc secession lol