janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on lightbulbs 3 days ago:
i put one of these in a ceiling fan and my roommate started referring to it as The Sun
she’s not wrong but i like to be able to easily see the stuff on my desk I’m tinkering with ffs
- Comment on It's pronounced OI-lur, not YOO-lur 1 week ago:
i didn’t get the pun at first and thought this was just an aggressive dunk on hummus haha
- Comment on I'll do it 1 week ago:
instructions unclear, the corvids have now opened a beak salon and are gluing rhinestones to their beak extensions
- Comment on Bugger! 1 week ago:
dyslexics: :(
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 2 weeks ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_tree
I… did not know about this previously
- Comment on Lab anxiety 2 weeks ago:
any White Castle near a lab: IT’S 100% BEEF I PROMISE
- Comment on 94.3° F 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on I Program on the Subway 5 weeks ago:
I used to do Python coding lessons and practice on a 10" ThinkPad tablet on the subway.
It was slow as fuck but so is my brain when trying to learn code :'D
- Comment on In a way, a gift card is kind of the opposite of a credit card 5 weeks ago:
can confirm. every time i get a gift card I’m as annoyed that I can’t use it for rent as I am excited to be “forced” to get myself a goddamn fancy coffee or whatever
that being said when I was truly desperate in college I did used to sell them online using various exchanges. i usually got $0.70 on the dollar which wasn’t terrible
- Comment on Ska ftw 5 weeks ago:
hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track
- Comment on Ska ftw 5 weeks ago:
[cue nightcore]
- Comment on I feel like half the neighbourhood is on fire and everyone is carrying on like everything is normal 5 weeks ago:
i live here, also feel like this & that everyone else isn’t taking it seriously, and am not exactly sure what the fuck to do
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!
and try to fart louder than you like a good host
there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao - Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”
me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 1 month ago:
I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable ) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks
- Comment on Tomatoes 1 month ago:
the ones that smell slightly minty have about a 50% chance of being really tasty, in my experience
also pro tip if you’re at a self checkout, whatever tomatoes you have are now magically the cheapest kind. isn’t that convenient!
- Comment on Tomatoes 1 month ago:
if tomatoes are required to be cut, roma is the best variety as they contain the least amount of stupid slimy goo
- Comment on UFO 1 month ago:
i gifted one of these, they’re awesome lol
- Comment on oh, there's so little left 1 month ago:
that genuinely sounds more appetizing to me than actual eggnog lol
- Comment on The Fuck Jar 2 months ago:
One Punch Man but it’s all C-class
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 2 months ago:
outside
- Comment on A New Anonymous Phone Carrier Lets You Sign Up With Nothing but a Zip Code 2 months ago:
seems like it’ll still keep some demographic and payment info out of the data resale market though, no?
- Comment on If the US was partitioned, what new states would you want to appear? 2 months ago:
as a new yorker i support nyc secession lol
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 2 months ago:
caffeine breaks down at vaporization temperatures, though. I know this as a former vape user and current caffeine addict lol
- Comment on I just 💚 them and think they're neat. 2 months ago:
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 2 months ago:
was gonna snark “me before coffee” but tbh this is also me after coffee too
- Comment on geological contingency plan 2 months ago:
cool rock tax pls
- Comment on geological contingency plan 2 months ago:
yes that was definitely intentional and absolutely not just an anti-joke i used when i ran out of ideas. excellent catch 😎👉👉
- Comment on geological contingency plan 2 months ago:
how to assassinate a…
chemist: just keep challenging them to make more and more unstable and/or toxic compounds. if they’ve made it past FOOF gas, up the ante by saying “ok now do a 1-pot synth”
microbiologist: accidentally a little pathogenic virulence factors into their E. coli supply and poke some holes in the laminar hood HEPA. (don’t do this if you share a bathroom with them)
particle physicist: take a couple screws out of one of the hundreds of ladders around the facility
theoretical physicist: remove a manhole cover in one of their usual walking paths, Looney Tunes style
biochemist: sabotage all their grant proposals and they’ll take care of their own assassination
computer scientist: fucking don’t they’re an endangered species now
entomologist: literally indestructible don’t even bother trying. these motherfuckers raise botfly larvae in their own limbs for shits and giggles. i fear no man. but entomologists… they scare me
mathematician: use a gun
- Comment on geological contingency plan 2 months ago:
rocks or gtfo!
