janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 1 day ago:
caffeine breaks down at vaporization temperatures, though. I know this as a former vape user and current caffeine addict lol
- Comment on I just 💚 them and think they're neat. 4 days ago:
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 5 days ago:
was gonna snark “me before coffee” but tbh this is also me after coffee too
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 week ago:
cool rock tax pls
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 week ago:
yes that was definitely intentional and absolutely not just an anti-joke i used when i ran out of ideas. excellent catch 😎👉👉
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 week ago:
how to assassinate a…
chemist: just keep challenging them to make more and more unstable and/or toxic compounds. if they’ve made it past FOOF gas, up the ante by saying “ok now do a 1-pot synth”
microbiologist: accidentally a little pathogenic virulence factors into their E. coli supply and poke some holes in the laminar hood HEPA. (don’t do this if you share a bathroom with them)
particle physicist: take a couple screws out of one of the hundreds of ladders around the facility
theoretical physicist: remove a manhole cover in one of their usual walking paths, Looney Tunes style
biochemist: sabotage all their grant proposals and they’ll take care of their own assassination
computer scientist: fucking don’t they’re an endangered species now
entomologist: literally indestructible don’t even bother trying. these motherfuckers raise botfly larvae in their own limbs for shits and giggles. i fear no man. but entomologists… they scare me
mathematician: use a gun
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 week ago:
rocks or gtfo!
- Comment on Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy 1 week ago:
still fucking angry i can’t use a Sony xzc2 in the US since 3G shutdown (it HAS LTE capability and network operators refuse to support it)
- Comment on In the future, there will be a sad scene of widow watching AI porn of their dead spouse 1 week ago:
this is somehow worse than Black Mirror: Be Right Back
- Comment on 1 week ago:
“…so usually ≥2 of those conditions are met?”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
angry lab safety manager
- Comment on Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time? 1 week ago:
my (uneducated) guess is some combination of catering to degraded attention spans, intentional manipulation of that degraded attention by malicious actors, and somehow it’s more profitable for the media companies to do news like this
- Comment on If every video game was to be destroyed but you had the chance to save five games, what would you choose to save? 2 weeks ago:
if anthologies are allowed:
Activision Anthology: Remix Edition Atari Anthology Sega Genesis Classics Namco Museum Archives Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
I’m a novice gamer, so someone who’s got more experience with retro gaming history could probably come up with a list that includes the greatest possible number of titles for preservation
- Comment on GameStop workers say its trade anything day will be a huge mess 2 weeks ago:
GS execs really did a fat line and said “lol what if we subject our wagies to crackhead craigslist”
- Comment on Horror 2 weeks ago:
me and the other monsterfuckers:
Image - Comment on If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired. 2 weeks ago:
90% of the time i take a nap i do not wake up feeling less tired
- Comment on It's important! 2 weeks ago:
you’re telling me the opening sequence of Beauty and the Beast is culturally accurate!?
- Comment on Save us!!! 3 weeks ago:
goddamn it the worst (best) part about this is that, being an entity that experiences non-linear time, Q absolutely could experience this montage in this order. (and also force everyone in it to also experience it.) lmao
- Comment on Save us!!! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on owo 3 weeks ago:
you’d need a second transform to be the fourierryer one
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 3 weeks ago:
it was originally posted in SurrealMemes, i think just as an absurdism piece
anything meta is just kinda surreal regardless of how common or normal it is
- Comment on US air travel could 'slow to a trickle' as shutdown bites: transport secretary 3 weeks ago:
ah shit Amtrak’s about to be even more of a disaster than it normally is
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 3 weeks ago:
“have” in “have begun” doing some heavy lifting
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 3 weeks ago:
pure concentrated anhydrous research
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 3 weeks ago:
breaking: biologists find the gene responsible for making you a fucking nerd
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 17 comments
- Comment on Law 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs. 4 weeks ago:
I’d be just at bad at poker as I am now, I think
- Comment on Space is beautiful 5 weeks ago:
oh god oh fuck there’s indestructible physical evidence of my Homestuck phase
- Comment on plump pumkins 5 weeks ago:
this is lobsters all over again
