janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired. 8 hours ago:
90% of the time i take a nap i do not wake up feeling less tired
- Comment on It's important! 21 hours ago:
you’re telling me the opening sequence of Beauty and the Beast is culturally accurate!?
- Comment on Save us!!! 3 days ago:
goddamn it the worst (best) part about this is that, being an entity that experiences non-linear time, Q absolutely could experience this montage in this order. (and also force everyone in it to also experience it.) lmao
- Comment on Save us!!! 3 days ago:
- Comment on owo 3 days ago:
you’d need a second transform to be the fourierryer one
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 3 days ago:
it was originally posted in SurrealMemes, i think just as an absurdism piece
anything meta is just kinda surreal regardless of how common or normal it is
- Comment on US air travel could 'slow to a trickle' as shutdown bites: transport secretary 4 days ago:
ah shit Amtrak’s about to be even more of a disaster than it normally is
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 4 days ago:
“have” in “have begun” doing some heavy lifting
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 4 days ago:
pure concentrated anhydrous research
- Comment on Research shows research is the leading cause of research 4 days ago:
breaking: biologists find the gene responsible for making you a fucking nerd
- Submitted 5 days ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 17 comments
- Comment on Law 1 week ago:
- Comment on If video games actually determined our real world behavior, we wouldn't be violent we would be obsessed with powerwashing and all have CDLs. 1 week ago:
I’d be just at bad at poker as I am now, I think
- Comment on Space is beautiful 2 weeks ago:
oh god oh fuck there’s indestructible physical evidence of my Homestuck phase
- Comment on plump pumkins 2 weeks ago:
this is lobsters all over again
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 2 weeks ago:
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten
- Comment on Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it 4 weeks ago:
yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
- Comment on Finally I understand it 1 month ago:
and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 1 month ago:
a pair of truck-nuts
new favorite unit
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 1 month ago:
not to scale
- Submitted 1 month ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 65 comments
- Comment on What's your favourite kind of restaurant? 1 month ago:
the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast
- Comment on Shh 1 month ago:
lab rats who use a pipette robot that eats boxes of tips:
- Comment on Firefly, the shinest damn show in the 'Verse 1 month ago:
and some pretty great comics
- Comment on 2 OP 1 month ago:
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 1 month ago:
the shower
- Comment on There is no meme 1 month ago:
- Comment on There is no meme 1 month ago:
Image
hmmm - Comment on oh the consequences of allergies 1 month ago:
