janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on plump pumkins 6 hours ago:
this is lobsters all over again
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 6 hours ago:
paint every surface in Hamburg
the piss is deflected off of everything it touches, gradually gaining velocity from the repeated impacts
the city becomes a piss particle accelerator
destructive beams of piss plasma begin erupting out of the outskirts of the city
suburban towns like Neu Wulmstorf get fucking obliterated
the Danes start complaining that northern winds are bringing a singed ammonia smell
checkmate, betrunkene Idioten
- Comment on Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it 1 week ago:
yes, with a usb drive containing Linux installation media
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Finally I understand it 3 weeks ago:
and/or because everyone chain smoked indoors
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 4 weeks ago:
a pair of truck-nuts
new favorite unit
- Comment on Should Neutron Stars be Added to the Periodic Table? 4 weeks ago:
not to scale
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to science_memes@mander.xyz | 65 comments
- Comment on What's your favourite kind of restaurant? 4 weeks ago:
the barn has a habit of curving and slowing your trajectory if you approach it too fast
- Comment on Shh 4 weeks ago:
lab rats who use a pipette robot that eats boxes of tips:
- Comment on Firefly, the shinest damn show in the 'Verse 4 weeks ago:
and some pretty great comics
- Comment on 2 OP 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 5 weeks ago:
the shower
- Comment on There is no meme 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on There is no meme 5 weeks ago:
Image
hmmm - Comment on oh the consequences of allergies 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Almost halloween tbh 5 weeks ago:
bust out the lawn chairs and popcorn, cuz if that thing wants to end me it will. might as well enjoy spectacle
- Comment on What are your favorite open source 3D printers? 5 weeks ago:
the only one I’ve used is my MakerBot Rep2 and honestly it holds up for being over a decade old
- Comment on When you're a child, cake for dinner feels great. When you're an adult, cake for dinner feels bad. 1 month ago:
cake for dinner still feels great
looking at myself in the mirror after (and also the heartburn) feels bad - Comment on Good luck! 1 month ago:
no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)
also if you ever encounter one, it’s common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol
- Comment on Good luck! 1 month ago:
any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell
- Comment on Is there no good inexpensive CAD software? 1 month ago:
I would also highly recommend Destructive Extrude for Blender, a plugin that enables the push-pull modeling that made SketchUp an entry level CAD learner’s dream (before Google sold it to Trimble who promptly ate it and shat it back out)
- Comment on Misogyny or something... Idk 1 month ago:
especially us ladies who like ladies :]
- Comment on Huawei unveils new trifold smartphone before Apple’s iPhone 17 reveal 1 month ago:
I had the perfect phone. Sony XZ2 Compact. released in 2018 so not even that old
5" screen. No headphone jack, but I was honestly just glad to have a screen that small. Ran LineageOS like a dream.
Then came the 3G tower shutdown. Now, the XZ2c is capable of 4G LTE calling. Lineage even had the settings option for it unlocked (as opposed to stock). So I call up my carrier and ask them to please enable 4G LTE calling for my phone so that it’ll receive calls again.
Turns out, the major carriers in the US decided not to support 4G LTE calling for the XZ2c. There’s a line of code sitting somewhere that could be flipped to “true” and my perfect phone would work again. But no, fuck me for wanting to resist CONSOOM NOO FONE EVERY SIX MONTH.
Fuck capitalism I’ll never forget what they took from me
- Comment on WiFi signals can measure heart rate—no wearables needed 1 month ago:
- Comment on Huawei unveils new trifold smartphone before Apple’s iPhone 17 reveal 1 month ago:
bonus:
- Comment on Huawei unveils new trifold smartphone before Apple’s iPhone 17 reveal 1 month ago:
- Comment on What goes here? 1 month ago:
amputee boomer with good hygiene
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 1 month ago:
this disgruntled me as a biochem grad and we think the periodic table is
H C N O P S Na Mg Cl K Ca Mn Fe Co Cu Zn Se Mo I F
- Comment on Humans can't consent to reading. 1 month ago:
if it’s less than ~10 words yes
if it’s more words my ADHD psychic shield of “i aint readin all a’ that” kicks in
