janus2
@janus2@lemmy.zip
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
- Comment on 94.3° F 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I Program on the Subway 2 weeks ago:
I used to do Python coding lessons and practice on a 10" ThinkPad tablet on the subway.
It was slow as fuck but so is my brain when trying to learn code :'D
- Comment on In a way, a gift card is kind of the opposite of a credit card 2 weeks ago:
can confirm. every time i get a gift card I’m as annoyed that I can’t use it for rent as I am excited to be “forced” to get myself a goddamn fancy coffee or whatever
that being said when I was truly desperate in college I did used to sell them online using various exchanges. i usually got $0.70 on the dollar which wasn’t terrible
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 weeks ago:
hyperpop: the world is working exactly as intended and you should be as many levels of angry as there are genre influences in this track
- Comment on Ska ftw 2 weeks ago:
[cue nightcore]
- Comment on I feel like half the neighbourhood is on fire and everyone is carrying on like everything is normal 2 weeks ago:
i live here, also feel like this & that everyone else isn’t taking it seriously, and am not exactly sure what the fuck to do
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 3 weeks ago:
kicked out of a church for ripping too much ass is an achievement that might actually get me through the doors of a church to try, ha!
and try to fart louder than you like a good host
there is a non-zero chance we’re blood related lmao - Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 3 weeks ago:
i struggle with lactose and oligosaccharides
yes, i can take an enzyme pill for both
no, it’s not a perfect solution (not in my case at least)at this point I’m just straight up with people and say “I will burp and fart if I eat this, so it’s your culinary pride or your nose, choose wisely”
me being gassier than the sun is practically a holiday tradition when i visit family. nothing has more milk and onions than Pennsylvania white people cooking lol
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 3 weeks ago:
I like onions and peppers. They do not like me (understandable ) and exact their fiery indigestive revenge every time I dare eat more of their ranks
- Comment on Tomatoes 5 weeks ago:
the ones that smell slightly minty have about a 50% chance of being really tasty, in my experience
also pro tip if you’re at a self checkout, whatever tomatoes you have are now magically the cheapest kind. isn’t that convenient!
- Comment on Tomatoes 5 weeks ago:
if tomatoes are required to be cut, roma is the best variety as they contain the least amount of stupid slimy goo
- Comment on UFO 5 weeks ago:
i gifted one of these, they’re awesome lol
- Comment on oh, there's so little left 5 weeks ago:
that genuinely sounds more appetizing to me than actual eggnog lol
- Comment on The Fuck Jar 1 month ago:
One Punch Man but it’s all C-class
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 month ago:
outside
- Comment on A New Anonymous Phone Carrier Lets You Sign Up With Nothing but a Zip Code 1 month ago:
seems like it’ll still keep some demographic and payment info out of the data resale market though, no?
- Comment on If the US was partitioned, what new states would you want to appear? 1 month ago:
as a new yorker i support nyc secession lol
- Comment on Have you noticed the new way of promoting horrible food by telling you it has lots of protein 1 month ago:
caffeine breaks down at vaporization temperatures, though. I know this as a former vape user and current caffeine addict lol
- Comment on I just 💚 them and think they're neat. 1 month ago:
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 1 month ago:
was gonna snark “me before coffee” but tbh this is also me after coffee too
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 month ago:
cool rock tax pls
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 month ago:
yes that was definitely intentional and absolutely not just an anti-joke i used when i ran out of ideas. excellent catch 😎👉👉
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 month ago:
how to assassinate a…
chemist: just keep challenging them to make more and more unstable and/or toxic compounds. if they’ve made it past FOOF gas, up the ante by saying “ok now do a 1-pot synth”
microbiologist: accidentally a little pathogenic virulence factors into their E. coli supply and poke some holes in the laminar hood HEPA. (don’t do this if you share a bathroom with them)
particle physicist: take a couple screws out of one of the hundreds of ladders around the facility
theoretical physicist: remove a manhole cover in one of their usual walking paths, Looney Tunes style
biochemist: sabotage all their grant proposals and they’ll take care of their own assassination
computer scientist: fucking don’t they’re an endangered species now
entomologist: literally indestructible don’t even bother trying. these motherfuckers raise botfly larvae in their own limbs for shits and giggles. i fear no man. but entomologists… they scare me
mathematician: use a gun
- Comment on geological contingency plan 1 month ago:
rocks or gtfo!
- Comment on Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it’s costing the economy 1 month ago:
still fucking angry i can’t use a Sony xzc2 in the US since 3G shutdown (it HAS LTE capability and network operators refuse to support it)
- Comment on In the future, there will be a sad scene of widow watching AI porn of their dead spouse 1 month ago:
this is somehow worse than Black Mirror: Be Right Back
- Comment on 1 month ago:
“…so usually ≥2 of those conditions are met?”
- Comment on 1 month ago:
angry lab safety manager
- Comment on Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time? 1 month ago:
my (uneducated) guess is some combination of catering to degraded attention spans, intentional manipulation of that degraded attention by malicious actors, and somehow it’s more profitable for the media companies to do news like this
- Comment on If every video game was to be destroyed but you had the chance to save five games, what would you choose to save? 1 month ago:
if anthologies are allowed:
Activision Anthology: Remix Edition Atari Anthology Sega Genesis Classics Namco Museum Archives Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
I’m a novice gamer, so someone who’s got more experience with retro gaming history could probably come up with a list that includes the greatest possible number of titles for preservation
