Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 1 day ago:
A monster (s)mash!!
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 1 day ago:
… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 1 day ago:
After so much time she is finally free to be herself, openly on the internets.
- Comment on Country music 3 days ago:
Dethklok built a submarine & recorded Murmaider deep under water …
- Comment on It is very therapeutic to garden, though. 4 days ago:
'Cost effectives’ when not counting all the costs of monoculturing all the things.
- Comment on hot dog 5 days ago:
Mmm, wiener shaped vag between soft buns …
- Comment on hot dog 6 days ago:
Real hot dogs have between 6 and 10 nips, otherwise they are called sparkly wieners.
- Comment on hot dog 6 days ago:
Along with other stuff, vag is also processed within that dog.
- Comment on hot dog 6 days ago:
Alvindog
- Comment on PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all 1 week ago:
Yes, was about to link this, this legit sounds cool.
Not as good as beetle helicopter noises, but close.Also you can scream back at it from real close.
- Comment on The one your friend borrows 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lilium (LILM) receives firm order from UrbanLink to put 20 eVTOL jets into service in Florida 1 week ago:
If it’s not generating compression to power itself it’s not a jet engine, it’s just sparkling ducted fans.
- Comment on 2024-05-06 downtime 1 week ago:
In the future please schedule your unplanned downtime around my (also unplanned) pooping schedule, thank you. Today’s experience was an almost barely noticeable inconvenience!
(Ofc I kid, lemm.ee is awesome!)
- Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two 1 week ago:
Investigators work for a company named Boeing.
As ofc do their assassins.
Same department and job title actually. Spawn kill basically.
- Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two 1 week ago:
I mean, I dont care abut pain as much as time - like I would settle for something interesting, like getting sucked off to death … into a jet engine at max speed.
- Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two 1 week ago:
Russian roulette with a shotgun but also with (poisoned) tea instead of vodka (not poisoned)?
- Comment on Is Boeing in big trouble? World's largest aerospace firm faces 10 more whistleblowers after sudden death of two 1 week ago:
Gotta love my fellow millennials - battered old souls that only the offer of getting murdered gets us properly motivated.
- Comment on Chinese startup launching RISC-V laptop for devs and engineers priced at around $300 2 weeks ago:
Star Treks prime directive always stated two criteria - warp tech and calling non-stationary computing devices books. Having invented actual books with pages isn’t necessary.
- Comment on Chinese startup launching RISC-V laptop for devs and engineers priced at around $300 2 weeks ago:
So the Chinese state hacked western corporations (that prob have all production in Asia somewhere) to illegally obtain know-how on RISC tech? Or how to attach keyboard to the computer? Maybe how to call a laptop ‘book’?
Imagine wanting free market “but not like that”, lul.
Im just glad more actual competition is gaining root & we might finally move away from x86 & ARM. - Comment on A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well. 2 weeks ago:
Which indicates the existence of Brussy … somewhere inside the Batmobile …
- Comment on A YouTuber let the Cybertruck close on his finger to test the new sensor update. It didn't go well. 2 weeks ago:
No, that would ruin the steel of totally high quality.
- Comment on We can dream right 2 weeks ago:
… wait… you guys wouldn’t trade Fury & Fastest movies for free?
Turn back from family (and their 58 gear manual car transmissions) and return to space monke!
- Comment on We can dream right 2 weeks ago:
Like irl or a movie?
- Comment on We can dream right 2 weeks ago:
… wow, “sparkling futurism” is the phrase I didn’t know I needed, thx. I classifies so much stuff perfectly!
- Comment on We can dream right 2 weeks ago:
It’s abut mating with them and creating a new race (ie space diplomacy).
Imagine a human capable of butt-to-orbit warfare.
- Comment on We can dream right 2 weeks ago:
I … actually kinda agree with you.
I get that ‘if alien then sci-fi’ is the norm for designating sci-fi (like, if it contains science fiction then it’s sci-fi, regardless of the plots focus, the entire thing is classified by the setting).But my head-canon also focuses on what the story is about.
If I could take out the sci-fi elements & the story wouldn’t change (ie could be set in today’s Earth), then I only see it as -fi. The most controversial example of this (just in my head) wound be Star Wars. Much later in the extended universe things changed, but the movies started out as pure westerns, like, the same story could have been told as a wester and especially the screenplay parts wouldn’t have to change, just the backdrop (Im not being literal, but not far from it). Space sci-fi in general has the tendency to use the dimensions in space like if everything was happening on Earth. - Comment on blast me off, fam 2 weeks ago:
Ohhh, Murikan units, fyi:
1 US quart (qt) = 0.946352946 liters (l)
So, not exactly breakfast, but a nice desert after dinner.
- Comment on Draw your own conculsions 2 weeks ago:
I mean, I guess millennials were right in the middle period between having a healthy sex life prior to 18 and then various life clusterfucks hit the generation. I can only assume ppl gave up, secluded, moisturised, in their lane, flourishing in their shituation as best they can.
- Comment on Draw your own conculsions 2 weeks ago:
I am not going to figure out/imagine how many years ago was the, nope, no way, I know better.
- Comment on PSA: Do not approach the wildlife. 2 weeks ago:
I have no things to pocket … but my pockets have holes so be careful (or dont).
(I was trying to say poor in an empowering challengy way)