Evil_Shrubbery

@Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just your average lemmy poster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Howdy Joe & Sticky Beans!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I HATE MONDAYS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My dudes!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people can’t windmill it hard enough to get all the pee off so water is needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if the real journey of life was all the sword-fights we had along the way?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  After that you realise they are low-key kinda hot in that wet t-shirt and things escalate quickly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  1. no underwear \
  2. wipe it on the curtains \
  3. establish an artisanal dick cheese brand
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my setup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Edvard Beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla bait-and-switch: Cybertruck owners won't get Autosteer feature they paid for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, I know & agree :(.

  It’s just what my brainhole does to micro-entertain itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VMware perpetual license holders receive cease-and-desist letters from Broadcom⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Proxmox ftw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla bait-and-switch: Cybertruck owners won't get Autosteer feature they paid for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass action go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla bait-and-switch: Cybertruck owners won't get Autosteer feature they paid for⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Autostreer to far right might sound good to some (apparently??) but it’s an issue in actual traffic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On The Death of Daydreaming - by Christine Rosen⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do daydreaming before I do nightdreaming before I with to do the deathdreaming.

  Dreaming is cool.

  (Is this why people can’t just wait a few hours somewhere if it makes sense?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't believe we have to say this but, don't use your work email for adult content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember to periodically ask your CISO, with specific web page examples, if you can use your work email to create an about there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Socialism bad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism is when they make an artificial shortage of meme width.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Return of the Pebble Smartwatch Is a Sign People Crave Something Unique⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, this.

  I don’t want to be a product of by watch/phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's do it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, is the gorilla goth too?

  Then just say 101 goth girls vs me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine the second season when they both have to yell for two episodes they fusion together to defeat the big bad guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cup Holders for Sofa Cushions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At some point we need to ask ourselves what we really need & what we don’t need.

  Especially where there is a price (I mean more plastics & supporting the industry/system & environmental impact – not just the current financial cost).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banker At US Firm Hospitalised With Pancreatic Failure After 110-Hour Workweek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It probably doesn’t feel like a choice, the system we live can do a number on your brainhole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poop Drones Are Keeping Sewers Running So Humans Don't Have to⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao, they outsourced pooping to drones.

  And I was doing it for free too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N the digital age, it's going to be harder for ICE agents to hide their identities than it was for Nazis trying to evade justice post WW2.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t taking an offensive stance, just that merely restricting access to supermarkets in USA means starvation & loss of daily life on a grander scale than the same to the usual countries USA bombs.

  And that actual freedom fighters usually arise from non-militant groups (ie not the ones hoarding weapons & dressing in tactical gear, but like teachers & such), … unless the CIA or KGB directly funds and existing (usually fairly extreme in beliefs) fraction, which usually happens in proxi wars (then the winning daddy crowns their group the government “for stability”).

  But fighting in USA wouldn’t take place in forests and caves. And foreign (food) aid would be really hard to get to individuals hiding.

  So I don’t think actual USA in-fighting can take place in terms of war-like conflicts you mentioned (where USA was the invader), bcs there would be no contest, but more like IRA fighting for Ireland’s independence, or the French Resistance during WWII - individual (covert) strikes that leave the official gov unable to initiate direct conflicts & have to rely only upon their intelligence (and their own terrorist actions to put pressure on the people from the other side).

  But it’s not like ICE is the only militia, FBI is just one phone call away & even alone both forces can overwhelm any resistance groups, no matter how big, as long as they know where they are.

  Now, if there would be a coup that leads to an actual civil war where two organised forces would fight (ie countries with their own militaries & lands), that would be much different, but also a lot would need to happen to get there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Researchers Tattooed Tardigrades. They Promise It Will Be Useful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww, poor lil guys :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N the digital age, it's going to be harder for ICE agents to hide their identities than it was for Nazis trying to evade justice post WW2.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where would the fighting take place?

  Private homes? City blocks?
  You can just torch those.

  And can these people leave their homes/jobs without starving (and no foreign aid)?

  ICE and the police are also citizens and don’t seem to have much problem with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N the digital age, it's going to be harder for ICE agents to hide their identities than it was for Nazis trying to evade justice post WW2.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N the digital age, it's going to be harder for ICE agents to hide their identities than it was for Nazis trying to evade justice post WW2.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, that’s is basically true-ish, but the counties, cultures, and infrastructure still got oblivioned … also the conflicts ran for so long … also2 domestically it would still count as a war & the president needs wartime excuses anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨N the digital age, it's going to be harder for ICE agents to hide their identities than it was for Nazis trying to evade justice post WW2.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More violence is coming to USA, that’s seems a given, but daily shootouts just means more resources to the “militia” the gov uses/chooses to use. And that can get normalised. And the percentage of gun-owners killed vs ICE agents killed acceptable (basically nobody can reasonably fight off an armed force on their own, it’s logistics, not a shonen match). Good TV news tho.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Possession⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, make that fucker go to work, then be forced my the brain to do irrational things, have decision blocks, and focus on the fritz all the time.

  Meantime I’ll be in his dimension making sweet love to his demonic mother, be at peace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss identifying someone has consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are quite a few more interesting options now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss identifying someone has consequences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even genies don’t neglect the balls.