TastyWheat
@TastyWheat@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 14 hours ago:
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 18 hours ago:
If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
Other drivers cannot read minds, so use the blinker.
Its why it’s there in the first place.
- Comment on Sovereign citizen who kidnapped her child sentenced to two years' jail 3 weeks ago:
“You’d best be believing in jails, Ms Sovcit… yer in one!”
- Comment on Child support 4 weeks ago:
And then the car clapped
- Comment on my dreams in colour 4 weeks ago:
Looks like one of his book covers
- Comment on Type C 4 weeks ago:
Not out of a USB-A it ain’t !
- Comment on those who know 5 weeks ago:
I just lost the Game again.
- Comment on Australia’s new $5 note to reflect First Nations connection to country instead of King Charles 5 weeks ago:
The year is 2086. Not much is left. A junkie rambles to himself in a pile of garbage, asking nobody in particular for a smoke.
He forgets himself for a moment and pulls out a tattered, somehow-stained-brown $5 note. He folds it in half, and giggles to himself.
The final cocksucking whale ever performed.
Look, what I’m trying to say is the cocksucking whale will live on in our hearts. And wallets. (This news hit me hard ok?)
- Comment on When fighter jets are scrambled to intercept a plane for security reasons, what can they actually do? 1 month ago:
My brain confusedly decided to read it as “have your license and/or face revoked”. Which I guess a fighter jet would likely be capable of!
- Comment on EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3 1 month ago:
I hope everyone’s SSDs have enough SPACE
- Comment on In the 1985 movie Teen Wolf, when Scott Howard turned into a teen wolf, would he have had a human penis or a wolf penis? 2 months ago:
Came here to say this. Love that movie!
- Comment on idijt 2 months ago:
Diamonds*
- Comment on Could Trump Force X To Become The Everything App For Government Payments 2 months ago:
He wants it to be America’s WeChat.
- Comment on After 18 years, Blu-ray media production draws to a close — Sony shuts its last factory in Feb 2 months ago:
They compress the shit out of the audio too, don’t forget!
Pops in another spinny boi
- Comment on Doom on a CAPTCHA is the most frustrating though admittedly raddest way to prove your humanity to an algorithm 3 months ago:
They’ve done well to get all the way through to E1M9 without killing three monsters
- Comment on I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA 3 months ago:
Hey bro, how your organs doing
- Comment on Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package? 3 months ago:
Oh that game is CRAZY. Free too!
- Comment on Longtime buddy of mine just got a gaming PC. What games would make up a good "welcome to PC" care package? 3 months ago:
Came here to post this! Every new Steam account gets a copy, it’s the law.
- Comment on LG’s first 480Hz OLED gaming monitor is $1,000 5 months ago:
I’ve got the 45" ultrawide 240hz OLED that LG make. That’s plenty fast enough.
- Comment on Half-Life 2 peaks at 52,000 concurrent players, 20 years after its release 5 months ago:
I’m up to the bridge. Still a classic.
- Comment on In the context of the leaked Warcraft II remake, do you still trust Blizzard to produce good games? 5 months ago:
Halo.
- Comment on pump up the jamz 5 months ago:
I mean, if it WAS a speaker?
The Only Thing They Fear Is You.
- Comment on You have 8 seconds. 5 months ago:
You forgot to roll for initiative!
- Comment on Pee posting? 5 months ago:
Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!
- Comment on Why do cell phones have a data limit but home internet doesn't? 5 months ago:
Same, no limit. Not American.