TastyWheat
@TastyWheat@lemmy.world
- Comment on A big announcement from Skill Up (new website) 5 hours ago:
Me: scrolling looks good! L Website: This section is available to paid supporters only. Me: …
- Comment on Pls halp 4 days ago:
Good opportunity to staple the other half to the other side of the pole!
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 6 days ago:
Australia: Nunya
- Comment on FolderDrive USB-C flash storage drags computer folder icon into the physical world – Skeuomorphism in reverse 1 week ago:
Should’ve been a Trash icon
- Comment on What the fuck 4 weeks ago:
Oh fuck you’re right. How do I never notice this?
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 1 month ago:
I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.
There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.
Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 1 month ago:
Please, please let me be in a position to do this soon.
- Comment on Does anyone use a phone without a protective case? 1 month ago:
Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.
Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?
- Comment on Pull to enter, you say? 1 month ago:
Those are the actions of someone who has dealt with The Public
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 month ago:
Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done
- Comment on what's the word for a leg elbow? 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”
/cue Hell March
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’d lean more towards the stray.
Our fatass tuxie ran out the front door on a whim one night to go have an adventure. He never goes out at night.
Came back 20 minutes later with one of his claws bleeding. It appears as though he got spooked by something and tried to run up a tree but forgot to retract his claws well enough.
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 months ago:
Oh, I dont even need to worry. JBL already do these and I haven’t touched an Apple product since the iPhone 4.
- Comment on What is this for? (Wrong answers only) 2 months ago:
Kickflip
- Comment on Ben Shapiro's sister 2 months ago:
Her grandma sounds cool. I’d have a beer with her
- Comment on The Circle of iLife 2 months ago:
If this ever got released, it would probably require constant phoning home and cost $400. Separately.
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 2 months ago:
Other drivers cannot read minds, so use the blinker.
Its why it’s there in the first place.
- Comment on Sovereign citizen who kidnapped her child sentenced to two years' jail 3 months ago:
“You’d best be believing in jails, Ms Sovcit… yer in one!”
- Comment on Child support 3 months ago:
And then the car clapped
- Comment on my dreams in colour 3 months ago:
Looks like one of his book covers
- Comment on Type C 3 months ago:
Not out of a USB-A it ain’t !
- Comment on those who know 3 months ago:
I just lost the Game again.
- Comment on Australia’s new $5 note to reflect First Nations connection to country instead of King Charles 3 months ago:
The year is 2086. Not much is left. A junkie rambles to himself in a pile of garbage, asking nobody in particular for a smoke.
He forgets himself for a moment and pulls out a tattered, somehow-stained-brown $5 note. He folds it in half, and giggles to himself.
The final cocksucking whale ever performed.
Look, what I’m trying to say is the cocksucking whale will live on in our hearts. And wallets. (This news hit me hard ok?)
- Comment on When fighter jets are scrambled to intercept a plane for security reasons, what can they actually do? 4 months ago:
My brain confusedly decided to read it as “have your license and/or face revoked”. Which I guess a fighter jet would likely be capable of!
- Comment on EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3 4 months ago:
I hope everyone’s SSDs have enough SPACE
- Comment on In the 1985 movie Teen Wolf, when Scott Howard turned into a teen wolf, would he have had a human penis or a wolf penis? 4 months ago:
Came here to say this. Love that movie!
- Comment on idijt 5 months ago:
Diamonds*
- Comment on Could Trump Force X To Become The Everything App For Government Payments 5 months ago:
He wants it to be America’s WeChat.
- Comment on After 18 years, Blu-ray media production draws to a close — Sony shuts its last factory in Feb 5 months ago:
They compress the shit out of the audio too, don’t forget!
Pops in another spinny boi