Diddlydee
@Diddlydee@feddit.uk
- Comment on What is this colour? 9 hours ago:
Baby poo brown
- Comment on Sheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked after 13 hours ago:
They’re well aware they are not dogs.
- Comment on The difference between logical and pathological is a path 15 hours ago:
It’s definitely patho, though.
- Comment on Damn 15 hours ago:
You not you when you’re hungry.
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 20 hours ago:
I’m 43 and it’s 20. My mate is 37 and it’s also all 20.
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 21 hours ago:
So everyone over 35 or so?
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 2 days ago:
No more than would be wasted when you finish that jar anyway. Nobody is getting all the honey out. Gravity will do all it can and the wastage is minimal.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 days ago:
No more than you wash off a spoon.
The dipper is meant to stay in the honey pot, so you’re not wasting any, except maybe the last time you use it, or if you’re pointlessly cleaning it each time.
- Comment on Salt is very salty. Sugar is not that sweet. 3 days ago:
One correct statement and one incorrect statement.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 days ago:
You can rotate this as it’s dripping to manage the flow due to grooves which you can’t do with a spoon.
- Comment on Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life 3 days ago:
I have at least 3 of these. They’re hardly rare. I think it’s just you.
- Comment on Sooo... This is happening on Imgur 6 days ago:
Fancy dress? That’s a stretch. Usually in fancy dress you’re imitating someone. Who is he meant to be? Just a generic Nazi.
- Comment on Santa is working on those lists 6 days ago:
It’s a cleavage on the ground, or a spill on the water.
- Comment on my Lemmy feed 6 days ago:
I tap out for a few days when these weird fixations happen.
- Comment on If your federal government cut internet access to your whole town then where in your town would you think that "the people" would get together to protest ? 1 week ago:
My ‘town’ is a rural cul-de-sac of about 25 houses, so I’d say at my place. And by ‘protest’ I mean we’d eat, drink, and relish not being online for a bit.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 1 week ago:
What does million dollar company even mean? Is that annual turnover? Financial value of the business? Either way it’s a pretty small business.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 1 week ago:
20 always
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
- Comment on The most normal Silicon Valley techbro 1 week ago:
You unequivocally won’t be in charge later.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
It’s a mix of HDPE outer and EVA inner.
- Comment on wow, I just found out that Donald Trump has been awarded inaugural FIFA Peace Prize 1 week ago:
The bribery bauble
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
American Rugby
- Comment on I feel like I will want to live completely alone in the nature at a future time in my life 1 week ago:
I feel like it almost certainly won’t look like this fantasy version if you do.
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
Moths every time. It’s not even close.
- Comment on It's not me, it's you. 1 week ago:
You don’t need to spit to have a sloppy blow job.
- Comment on It's not me, it's you. 1 week ago:
Most people aren’t porn stars and I’d wager most are put off by spitting.
- Comment on Things to say at the library 1 week ago:
It’s my legpits I’m worried about.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 1 week ago:
The members were G-Man, JC , Gwill I Am, E-Money, and Plain Mike. Revolutionary sound.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 1 week ago:
Dead Parrot. It’s the album cover for Your Mother Smells of Elderberries. Sick rhymes.
- Comment on how does it happen every time 1 week ago:
I was reading it literally, like they had actual shit in their eyes, and was wondering what was wrong with this guy’s dogs. My terrier loves rolling in shit, but not in her eyes.
