Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody is wanting to build a guillotine. it’s simply a symbolic reference to the French Revolution.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would I sound taller if I gave my height as 6'-4"?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Um… No. You won’t sound taller no matter what words you use, if we can see you. You are 5ft 8in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Question for the nerds: between Light Yagami and Clark Kent, who’s the better liar, manipulator, and gaslighter?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have heard on one of those people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I rip my music off Spotify via a 3rd party site or download torrents then copy to USBs for the car. I have never streamed music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends what you want. Gobshite. Cunt. Cretin. Wretch. Popinjay. Ne’er-do-well. Buffoon. Malcontent. Simpleton. Embarrassment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a dog⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No. The tongue is too good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that only by being yourself will you find people who like the real you. No one can beat you at being you, but you’ll only ever be second best at pretending to be someone else.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Being Yourself is such an impossible to quantify term. Your self is comprised of many disparate things that help to format who you are, and much of that will be beliefs or actions or styles or whatever that are influenced by others. You taking them on, consciously or not, doesn’t mean the changed you isn’t the real you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shakes pear⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The capital H in SHall irks me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kitkatius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨booming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Utter shit. Well done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I decided he should melt. I don't know why⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He should melt, wicked witch style. If only.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks for the memories ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a JW guy in my work, and I asked him about the second coming, how they believe Jesus will come back and will take 144000 of the JWs to rule in heaven. I asked what would happen to the millions of the rest of the JWs. He said they’d get to rule on earth.

  Wild. All that dogma for basically a bit of power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨humilliation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I looking at? I mean the content. What was so billboard-worthy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girls be like⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was horrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He is, I believe, a silly tech millionaire who thinks he can reverse aging. He has his son’s blood injected daily as I recall. Also penis Botox, for some reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hearing Kash Patel's Voice for the First Time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had never heard him speak before, and I have to say his voice was much as I expected it might be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Experts disagree⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, he was not. His followers were.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance backs mass ‘doxing’ campaign to find and harass Charlie Kirk critics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about the kids that get shot every day, JD, you giant-faced waxen lummox?

  Oh, I see, you can’t wangle that one to your own nefarious political ends, you utter feckless gobshite.

  Fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it would be stupid. The religious beliefs of her parents have no bearing on your life. You do need to man up if she’s having the baby, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who were the key figures at the ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in London?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it some racists? I bet it’s some racists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨General Medical Council examines doctor’s Reform speech linking vaccines to royal family cancer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the first three, it’s scientific illiteracy and dunning-kruger. The last one is just moral bankruptcy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is no good way to answer a request beginning with "do you mind if I......."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have innumerable replies. If course there’s a good way. It’s as simple as ‘yes, I mind’ or ‘no, I don’t mind’.

  Why would you limit yourself to just yes or no, the obviously confusing answers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Lemmy much better with telling a user why they were banned?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was banned for using a slur. I was quoting a line from a movie (in quotation marks) in a post about that movie. It was so obviously a quote.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI generated images are probably amazing to someone on LSD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI generated images are probably amazing to someone on LSD⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally anything you focus on will be amazing when you’re on good lsd. Any tv show or cartoon (news, movie, sport, adverts, whatever) will be entrancing and you’ll interpret things visually in crazy ways.

  I spent an hour or two staring at a pattern in a rug and listening to my dog breathe beside me once, or watching an ice cube melt on a table, or colouring in my hand with felt tip pen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Language model ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a lake in Northern Ireland. Loch is Scottish, Lough Northern Irish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Language model ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tough, bough, cough, dough, lough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shit shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who are you weak-boweled people? I’ve never had an issue with Taco Bell. How did your genes survive when you shite yourself with a bit of spice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Solely because it isn’t a word.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s everywhere. I get well paid (higher than most others in my industry), have annual bonuses& raises, and plenty of paid leave, but I’m always looking.