Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wet floor sign outside in the rain.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Caution Wet is all you need to know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gays men.

  Or exactly as much as you’d expect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insulin⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It was in the fridge, then put in the freezer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Croc on a cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI Youtube Videos are like going to the garbage and remixing everything so it's shiny and new.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I avoid this by having no YouTube feeds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aliens could prank earth by double thanos snapping all gold⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be more worried about rare earth metals like ruthenium or iridium. They’re used in many industries, not least in chlor-alkali electrolysis which is often used for water purification.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing anything with someone who clearly isn’t enjoying it generally won’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If one were given the option to order a Stupid Cat or a Smart Cat, the vast majority would pick the Stupid Cat despite Stupid being bad.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, they wouldn’t. Nobody wants their cat to die through being dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name your favourite prehistoric tree.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But they have names already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to Google what that was. Not as exciting, I’m afraid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, you wouldn’t. It’s physically impossible to swallow your tongue, given that it’s anchored to your mouth. Without cutting the lingual frenulum, it can’t happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can stifle a yawn with your mouth closed. It isn’t a proper yawn if your mouth isn’t open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does American media (and to an extent the American public) seem to only focus on one issue at a time?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure what you expect here. It’s Ike asking why you’re not singing two songs at the same time. They are individual issues and news moves on to other individual issues.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The best example… A country that is neither socialist nor Communist?

  That’s the worst example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wearing a helmet and a hat while biking⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody cares where your hat is placed. Nobody is going to see it on your handlebars and think ‘what a twat. I’m going to tell everyone how big a twat this guy right here is. Unbelievable! The audacity.’

  You’ll be just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you say "thank you kindly", the adverb is describing how you are thanking them, so you're basically saying "I'm being kind"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The earliest known use of “thank you kindly” is from a 16th-century theatrical work. It was an elaboration of the phrase “I think of you kindly” before it was shortened to “I thank you”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Master tip:

  Use a rawl plug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔 Interesting Theory.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Liberace was great on the piano. Sucked on the organ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These AI-generated portraits look insanely realistic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They look like animation, not in any way like realistic humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this at the side/rear of your mouth, right under the base of your tongue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Teeth, yes. All of those. This is more when the husk gets stuck down at the root of your tongue, down behind your molars.

• Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BBC apologises to Trump over edit but refuses to pay compensation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  *perjury, fyi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump says he will likely sue the BBC for up to $5 billion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What an idiot. ‘We have to do it’. No, you don’t, you litigious tool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Men Who Stare at Goats⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gabourey Sidibe, I think. Or Nancy Reagan. One of the two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refrigerator ads are finally here!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That was the only plausible solution I was thinking of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm cooked, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  43. Beard has been going white for a decade or more.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every playlist labeled 'random' is just a museum of moods you no longer know how to visit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have one playlist with all my music. Every song is there because I like it, no matter the genre, tempo, tone, or mood.