Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pointing at my finger, so an easy one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aside from the obvious, one of the problems with Transvestigators is that they think all kinds of ridiculous people are trans. Frank Zappa, The Rock, Scarlett Johansson, the guy who plays Mac from It’s Always Sunny, JK Rowling, Shaq. Shaq, for god’s sake!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think Judas kissed him⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone had to betray Jesus so that he could be crucified. Without the betrayal by Judas it wouldn’t have happened. In John 17:12, Jesus calls Judas “the son of destruction” and that he was “doomed to destruction so that Scripture would be fulfilled," which suggests that Judas was chosen and had no real choice in the matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think Judas kissed him⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Judas gets a bad rep. He was predestined to be a traitor. It was never his choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are people blind on PeerTube?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘shure’ is a misspelling I have never encountered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rightwing populists will keep winning until we grasp this truth about human nature⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, how is the title clickbait? It’s a description of the article.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In Movies and TV shows, its always ambiguous if someone is dead or merely knocked out.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the unwritten rule. Unless you see an obvious corpse, they’re still alive, no matter what happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rightwing populists will keep winning until we grasp this truth about human nature⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How is posting the title of the article claiming clickbait?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite super hero?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Burnt Face Man

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is nobody mad about TGI Fridays taking the lords name in vain?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank Greg it’s Friday

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great shoe idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had this idea years ago for some thing I was writing, but figured it would depend on weight of person and type of ground to get the animal prints with no surrounding human footprint.

  I eventually settled on backward-soled shoes, so that it always looks like you’re going the other way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The internet is millions of monkeys hammering away on typewriters.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Apes and keyboards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My lips touch when I say one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the point in getting married?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A small fee rather than a small fine, surely?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The pipeline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen or heard of this gormless Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer does not believe trans women are women, No 10 says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not huge. He is literally saying what the law says. This isn’t transphobia. This isn’t bigotry. Literally.

  You’re blowing this completely out of proportion, and also throwing in a load of other shit that he never said anything about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨69 degrees and sunny.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems like some flogging a dead horse mirthless bullshit Elon Muskrat would post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you, could you with a kink?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was going to let it slide, but you did it 3 times.

  *Putty

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a new type of currency working to replace currency?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unrelated, but I can’t say I have seen anyone write 4-3 years rather than 3-4 years. It feels backwards, like saying out and over, or z to a.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just wrong though, regardless of mixing 12 and 24 hours. That’d be a.m. Is this a weird US thing? I’ve never heard anyone say anything close to your example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you use them together? It’s either 4pm or 16.00. I can’t use both together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When Nintendo games were affordable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to and still are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dark chocolate Toblerone to be discontinued in UK due to ‘changing tastes’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re flimsy these days. The valleys between the Alps are much wider and the base is thin. Back in my day they were much more dense and tightly packed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's no such thing as a wrong number any more⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There definitely is. A guy I work with recently moved and the landline at home is one digit different to the local police station. He gets one or two a week. Says he’s going to get a new number.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starmer told to accept Trump ‘free speech’ agenda to win trade deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Starmer is Northern Conference arsehole Trump is premier league balon d’or arsehole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not 1920. Tank tops can be underwear or just a sleeveless t-shirt. Do you get all lightheaded when you see a lady’s ankle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can women wear a tank top / vest top? Presumably so, therefore it’s ok for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starmer told to accept Trump ‘free speech’ agenda to win trade deal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or, alternatively, you can fuck right off with your quickly dying country full of dim dunning-kruger fascists. And keep going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The best you can do is apparently lose to a robot.