Diddlydee

@Diddlydee@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have an exceptional intelligence... You live in IDIOCRACY right now⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The average level of dumbness means 50% of people are below that level. I think George Carlin said something of that ilk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuntry music⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the Highwaymen. Song title: silver stallion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are they for real?⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not AI though. It’s the architects of it.

  It’s also not a good person contest and is solely based on prominence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuntry music⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Waylon sings my favourite country lyric:

  I’m gonna find me a reckless woman, Razor blades and dice in her eyes. Just a touch of sadness in her fingers. Thunder and lightning in her thighs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom with the real questions ⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, if you buy flat pack stuff, that’s what you get. You can still buy quality bespoke furniture made by skilled people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Media zombies would be largely harmless if they lacked teeth and claws.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If I removed the teeth and claws of a tiger, I’d still bet on it to win v an unarmed human 100 times out of 100.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If God (or any creator of the universe) exists would he be made out of atoms?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We simply have no idea. The laws of physics began when the universe began as far as we know. Nothing before need necessarily be party to any laws, compromised of matter or exist in time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Britain to be blanketed with snow and ice for new year as Met Office issues warnings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Didn’t happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza is a tomato pie.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s half a cheese toastie with tomato sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finding hair in your food is much worse than finding food in your hair.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Finding hair in your poo is much worse than finding poo in your hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Days after Christmas are confusing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese, chutney, crackers, apples, and grapes for most meals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no odd numbers divisible by 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Divisible in maths leaves no remainder or is only whole numbers. In the real world everything is divisible by 2 as it doesn’t have the caveat of whole numbers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are no odd numbers divisible by 2⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is, just not in mathematics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love onions, but peppers I can take or leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love what you do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Circus shitshow that further buries boxing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iconic Baseball moment in time. Who is the player in the picture? Name the ballpark? Name the location?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Willie Mays?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously taking the piss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A billion dollars and a Ferrari doesn't matter if all you have are bumpy torn up roads with potholes to drive on⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? I have a billion dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna need a walk-in shower soon enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should be dancing in as per standard protocol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s free (aaaaar) and it does everything I need it to. The pdf editing is a dream though. Use something else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is this colour?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby poo brown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked after⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re well aware they are not dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference between logical and pathological is a path⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s definitely patho, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You not you when you’re hungry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 43 and it’s 20. My mate is 37 and it’s also all 20.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So everyone over 35 or so?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No more than would be wasted when you finish that jar anyway. Nobody is getting all the honey out. Gravity will do all it can and the wastage is minimal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No more than you wash off a spoon.

  The dipper is meant to stay in the honey pot, so you’re not wasting any, except maybe the last time you use it, or if you’re pointlessly cleaning it each time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salt is very salty. Sugar is not that sweet.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One correct statement and one incorrect statement.