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America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨aboringdystopia@lemmy.world⁩

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  • fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Literally the most 'MURICA! photo ever. 🤣

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not enough guns and flags

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Except for the illegal from Africa

      (No one is illegal. Your family crossed hundreds of borders without papers. Borders aren’t helping me. Especially if Musks are in the United States and 2Pac’s mom is not.)

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      • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Even that is incredibly “murica” - he’s white and a rich guy from a rich family hence he’s not getting the same treatment for overstaying his visa a non-rich no-white African.

        Racism and profound wealth discrimination are as American as it gets.

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s been so odd seeing Trump cabinet picks come in because it feels like he is just picking conservative celebrities in a way, rather then actual politicians.

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    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s looking more and more like this term will be “Celebrity Apprentice: Washington”.

      Which, as sad as that is, is still preferable to the alternative where he has a small inner circle of actually smart far right strategists, who he trusts completely and follows their recommendations to the last detail.

      I don’t know that it holds true across the board, but for Trump at least, it appears that in the right wing you get smarts or charisma/a following…but not both.

      Trump is a flashy moron who appeals to the GOP base, which is comprised largely of morons. They need a moron at the top of the ticket to speak the language of their base, but in the process they’re stuck with a moron at the top when they win.

      They’ll still do damage, no doubt, but I feel like the biggest check on Trump’s power is that he’s too stupid to wield it to maximum effect.

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are there many smart far right men that trump isn’t angry with?

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  • militaryintelligence@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a proud moment for the USA

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  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    McDonald’s Unhappy Meal

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days

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    • varjen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.

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      • vividspecter@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      probably in the other room fucking the couch.

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      • B312@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.

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  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why are they doing an ad for mcdonalds?

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    • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Left wingers should boycott McDonald’s just for fun because it’s Trump’s favourite thing apparently. It would be interesting to see.

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      • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        As opposed to my current boycott because the food is terrible?

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      • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        McDonalds is already on the BDS list for giving free food to the IOF. Which isn’t difficult because it’s garbage food at the price of real food.

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      • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I already do, animal and labor abusers can get fucked.

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    • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To remind us of the food poisoning incident.

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    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kickbacks.

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      GOYA BEEEEAAANN

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re just trolling at this point … lol … this is what America wanted

    Get ready for the ride.

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  • UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not shown: perfectly normal JD Vance humping the backrest from behind Trump while violently stuffing his face with a cold cheeseburger.

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  • IzzyScissor@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Junior is posing with an empty box of fries like he never learned how to pose to capture a memory, only to sell a product.

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  • sunbytes@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Air Force One is going to smell like fries forever now.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fries, ketchup, makeup, and butt.

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  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Caravan of Fools comes to mind…

    The dark and distant drumming 
    The pounding of the hooves 
    The silence of everything that moves 
    Late at night you’ll see them 
    Decked out in shiny jewels 
    The coming of the caravan of fools

    Like the wings of a dove 
    The waiter’s white glove 
    Seems to shimmer by the light of the pool 
    Some dull, blinding winter 
    When you can’t help but lose 
    You’re running with the caravan of fools

    Love and devotion, deep as any ocean 
    Don’t play by anybody’s rules 
    With your carousel of horses 
    And your unforeseen forces 
    You’re running with the caravan of fools

    Caravan of fools, caravan of fools 
    You’re running with the caravan of fools

    John Prine

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  • ysjet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a family gathering with Mike Johnson smiling proudly over the family ‘kids table’?

    Like, exact same vibes as a bunch of random kids all shuffled away to a single kid’s table, and then the one adult (and boy is that stretching the definition) watching over them, and all of them trying to smile for the picture some random auntie none of them have met before is taking.

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  • mightyfoolish@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s with this guy and McDonald’s? He even brought it on a plane?

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s afraid of someone poisoning him.

      I’m not joking. He probably should be too, he makes enemies of everyone he’s ever come in contact with. Including the people in this photo. He will use them until he has no more need for them, and then he will throw them under the bus, or ditch them, or now use one of the many arms of the federal government that will be at his whim to bury them. That’s what he does, he uses people and then disposes of them.

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      • mightyfoolish@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why doesn’t he fear someone tempering with his MickyD’s?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hahaha. Jesus what fuckin losers man. I mean they may fucking re-educate me with a bullet between my eyes but at least I’ll be laughing at them as they do.

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  • dch82@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why is Musk’s hands so damn big?

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    • Entropywins@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He comes from a colonist family of emerald thieves…bigger the hands more emeralds they could steal

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because his husband has tiny hands.

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  • TheDeepState@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sure RFK is really going to eat that.

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    • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He has to or else it gets the hose

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    • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The man eats road kill. What do you expect

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  • JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe they’ll forget to take their cholesterol meds with all the childlike excitement they seem to be having about eating McDs.

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “fuck you! I’m eating!”

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    jesus fuck, this is real, isn’t it.

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    • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was wondering if it was Ai.

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sniveling Johnson trying to fit into the picture like “hey I’m here too! Don’t worry boss I’ll have the house ready to do your bidding. We don’t represent anyone but you!”

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can smell the evil in this photo

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    • paraphrand@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is smells like overused fryer oil

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      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They need to UN-deepfry this image

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know, that would be Epstein’s plane if he was alive.

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  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • Kbobabob@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can say it definitely happens. I know a couple people, they aren’t even obese either.

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  • index@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The food looks unspoiled, are they actually eating that or just making ads?

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?

      I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that Leonard Leo in the back? (Right side)

    That’s the master vampire! If we stake him, the rest lose their powers!

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    • billiam0202@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, that’s Mike “My son and I know each other’s porn habits” Johnson.

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      • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dang it. He’s not the master vampire.

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    • Tower@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a shame no one ever gave Elon Musk the “You’re good enough I guess, please stop calling your ex-wife, move on.” talk to end his midlife crisis…

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  • FleetingTit@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They all look so happy, like kids having a birthday party in a giant ball pit.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is going to be a funny four years to watch 🍿

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  • Busyvar@jlai.lu ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Have all their gaze at once feels very unconfortable.

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  • Suavevillain@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I know it smell crazy in there.

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