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America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨aboringdystopia@lemmy.world⁩

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  • fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Literally the most 'MURICA! photo ever. 🤣

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not enough guns and flags

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Except for the illegal from Africa

      (No one is illegal. Your family crossed hundreds of borders without papers. Borders aren’t helping me. Especially if Musks are in the United States and 2Pac’s mom is not.)

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      • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Even that is incredibly “murica” - he’s white and a rich guy from a rich family hence he’s not getting the same treatment for overstaying his visa a non-rich no-white African.

        Racism and profound wealth discrimination are as American as it gets.

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  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Republicans: We want to get rid of the elite in power.

    Republicans:

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reality is too much

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  • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don, Jr.: My dad put these fries in the box himself! hurr durr

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Are they celebrating bring your kid to work day?

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    • qbus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Elon disowned his daughter so it’s probably not bring your daughter to work today

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wanted to buy a Cybertruck (don’t judge me, my kid loves it). We also love McDonald’s.

    I no longer want anything Tesla or even want to eat at McDonald’s anymore.

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    • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Your kids love it because it looks like something they could have drawn themselves.

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      • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He told me that he loves it because it’s unique and since he is also different from everyone else. That is why he loves it. Can’t argue with that.

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    • almar_quigley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why would you want to buy a vehicle just because your kid likes it?

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      • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My life revolves around my kid. So ya. If it makes him happy to be in a car he loves and it fits the families needs, then why wouldn’t I?

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      • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If he has to get a vehicle why not one his kid likes? What vehicle choice criteria do you find acceptable?

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  • xorollo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is so weird. Why is the dude displaying his fries like he’s proud of them?

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    • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because daddy famously loves McDonald’s and he’s hoping that if he shows sufficient brand loyalty that eventually daddy will love him.

      The sheer amount of untreated generational trauma in this photo is astounding. I can only imagine how much less fucked up the world would be if more rich fathers could be bothered to actually raise and love their kids.

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ‘McDonald’s has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald’s has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me… Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content… Elon here… Elon brought his own ketchup… It has bananas in it… I don’t know about that… Bananas in the ketchup… But he knows what he’s doing… And I trust his banana ketchup… I’m not going to eat it… The banana ketchup… But I trust him and his cars.’

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    • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Almost certainly because he knows it’ll “trigger the libs” and he’s a massive cunt.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Got to show off the sponsors, it is in the contract.

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      • Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        HAH! That got me 👍

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      • A7thStone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Brought to you by Carl’s Junior

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    • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Come on! Let the kiddo feel proud!!!111

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    • SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You gotta emphasize how normal and approachable you are. A true one of the people

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      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        McDonald’s is normal.

        Eating it sitting facing each other on a private jet is not normal.

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    • AJ1@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America

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  • Tusser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ZeffSyde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I knew Grimace wasn’t too be trusted.

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    • squozenode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who’s the red dress? Don’t recognize her?

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s from Handmaid’s Tale. Great TV show based on an amazing book that is all too relevant.

        If you haven’t read or seen it, you should. Like right now. Before January 20th at least.

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As far as I can tell, this is a character from The Handmaid’s Tale series.

        Based on a respective book, it tells about a dystopian society in which women are put to serve as nothing but baby machines, against their will.

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  • resin85@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Never has more divorce been captured in a single photograph

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wonder if Mike had to text his son when Trump brought the hookers out immediately after this photo was taken.

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      • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        *trafficked teens

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  • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “fuck you! I’m eating!”

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what ever happened to jd vance? rarely see that guy these days

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In this case, it’s literally illegal for him to be on the same airplane for very good reasons.

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    • varjen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      JD Vance is busy preparing for the implementation of Project 2025 while this clown car is busy pWnInG tHe LiBz.

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      • vividspecter@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yep, awaiting orders from his owner, Peter Thiel.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      probably in the other room fucking the couch.

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      • B312@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What with the couch fucking joke? I don’t get it

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Welcome to Walmart. I love you.

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    • irish_link@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I gave you an upvote because it is on point. I want to down vote you because I don’t want to live on that planet and its looking more and more like we will be that planet.

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Saving this picture, in case I ever eat something poisonous i can use it to throw up immediately.

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  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    McDonald’s Unhappy Meal

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Musk being best buds with the President of the USA is legit friggin’ scary as a foreigner.

    Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.

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    • AJ1@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.

      then I remember that trump… what? I’m also “a foreigner” (meaning I don’t live in the shithole known as the US), but that’s an incomplete sentence

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      • everett@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Have you ever heard someone say “I can’t even” as a complete statement? Seems like the same sentiment/vibe.

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      • Baguette@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Probably meant that’s, or at least I read it that way

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  • MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Caravan of Fools comes to mind…

    The dark and distant drumming 
    The pounding of the hooves 
    The silence of everything that moves 
    Late at night you’ll see them 
    Decked out in shiny jewels 
    The coming of the caravan of fools

    Like the wings of a dove 
    The waiter’s white glove 
    Seems to shimmer by the light of the pool 
    Some dull, blinding winter 
    When you can’t help but lose 
    You’re running with the caravan of fools

    Love and devotion, deep as any ocean 
    Don’t play by anybody’s rules 
    With your carousel of horses 
    And your unforeseen forces 
    You’re running with the caravan of fools

    Caravan of fools, caravan of fools 
    You’re running with the caravan of fools

    John Prine

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  • CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This reminds me of so many comments from Americans saying how embarrassing Biden is as a president and that no one takes 🇺🇸’Murica🦅 seriously anymore under the Democrats. It was weird to read as a foreigner because I loosely remember what Trump was like. And now here we are. Hope Americans are proud.

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    • vividspecter@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s always projection with conservatives.

      What is actually embarrassing is that the US elected Reagan, twice, then G.W Bush, twice, and now Donald Trump, twice.

      As the great scholar Bush once said:

      There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fool me one time, shame on you

        Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you

        Fool me three times, fuck the peace sign

        Load the chopper, let it rain on you

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      • Freefall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Prophetic.

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    • ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The first time I flew out of the US after Trump became president I was so embarrassed of being American because of all the questions about his crazy ass. When I landed back in the US and saw his portrait on the wall in the airport, I stared at it perplexingly trying to understand what the fuck his stupid face was doing there….then it hit me that it’s there cause he was the president. Trump is a laughing stock and him at the helm of the US makes all Americans laughing stock for allowing this country to elect an orange makeup-caked, lying, shyster.

      So glad we get to do it again!!

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    • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They are fucking wild honestly.

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    • Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Honestly, in my social circle we’re all kinda treating it like this… strange, self-inflicted, natural disaster. Like we can’t even really joke about it, still. It’s like we all know it’s gonna be bad, the only question is how bad it’s going to be. There’s a lot I’m hoping is over-reaction, but honestly that’s a pretty shitty thing to hope for and a hard hope to maintain all things considered.

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    • PriorityMotif@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Those were probably fake accounts

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    • RinseDrizzle@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nahhh… we’re pretty fucking disappointed… Least everyone I know with half a brain.

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      • WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I wish I knew someone who was disappointed. The only two people in my life that aren’t Trumpers are my daughter and her fiance. Everyone else thinks that gas will got back to $1/gallon and food prices will return to pre Covid levels on Jan 21.

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  • sic_semper_tyrannis@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why are people so against RFK JRs ideas to try and make the American people more healthy? Force these “food” companies that only care about profit to stop putting terrible additives into your food. Certainly no one else was campaigning on this ideology.

    Sure I see that this looks hypocritical. Everything in moderation right? Being extreme tends to lead into the pitfall of perfection being the enemy of progress. I’m not making excuses for the guy, time will tell if he will actually do what he said he wants to.

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    • vext01@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      sciencebasedmedicine.org/rfk-jr-is-now-an-extinct…

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    • scytale@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not what people are afraid of. It’s his antivaxx stance and other extreme stuff that people are against. If only he pushed for just the sane stuff like banning/regulating additives, dyes, HFCS, etc.

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      • sic_semper_tyrannis@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Thanks for sharing your thoughts

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is that Leonard Leo in the back? (Right side)

    That’s the master vampire! If we stake him, the rest lose their powers!

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    • Tower@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mike Johnson, Speaker of the House

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    • billiam0202@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, that’s Mike “My son and I know each other’s porn habits” Johnson.

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      • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dang it. He’s not the master vampire.

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It may be real, but why does it look shopped, especially jr looks fake.

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nightmare blunt rotation

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    jesus fuck, this is real, isn’t it.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    hahaha. Jesus what fuckin losers man. I mean they may fucking re-educate me with a bullet between my eyes but at least I’ll be laughing at them as they do.

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can smell the evil in this photo

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  • Naich@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The man whose brain worm died of starvation.

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  • kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So much win!

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  • Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ewww.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You know, that would be Epstein’s plane if he was alive.

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  • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can smell this picture

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