hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Call it an excuse. I call it therapy 3 days ago:
Also when everything goes alright.
- Comment on How You Doin? 6 days ago:
Ever talked to someone from Ireland?
- Comment on *trumpets blare* 1 week ago:
This terrifies me. It would be even worse than the Reggae Realm.
- Comment on Idioms 1 week ago:
“When You’re born a whore You won’t die a canary.”
- Comment on Idioms 1 week ago:
Must be regional. I’m Polish and haven’t heard the first one.
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 1 week ago:
You don’t need to artificially generate an image like this. Just get these three into a room and wave a 100 bucks above their heads. They’ll react this way. They aren’t aware, that they don’t need more money. They just want more. It’s the only thing they live for.
- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 1 week ago:
In the picture, Trump is late to the meeting. And Vladimir isn’t known for his patience.
- Comment on Old photos in real life 2 weeks ago:
I’m out of the loop, can someone explain?
- Comment on This queue for the new swasticar 3 weeks ago:
“To serve and protect… the rich”.
- Comment on TIL there's appliances to help with waffle stomping, Thanks Google 3 weeks ago:
Is it weird, that I knew what a waffle stomp is before reading the post? Have I done too much internet?
- Comment on Tiny Face Vance 3 weeks ago:
He looks like Charlie Kirk.
- Comment on The human hand is incredibly good at seeing what's inside your pocket 3 weeks ago:
As a single dude, I can tell You, that’s not the only thing a human hand is good at.
- Comment on I can make my own decisions! 3 weeks ago:
Theoretical? Fuck, I wanted to buy a ticket.
- Comment on Michael Sheen buys £1m worth of people's debts 3 weeks ago:
John Oliver did the same thing a few years ago in his show.
- Comment on Controversial question 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on You guys have to end it 3 weeks ago:
Only just noticed Your username. For a moment I thought You were serious.
- Comment on You guys have to end it 3 weeks ago:
What the fuck is a “classically trained driver”?
- Comment on You guys have to end it 3 weeks ago:
You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?
- Comment on Tesla sales crash continues in Europe, with Germany down 70% 3 weeks ago:
It’s been said more than once, that Musk isn’t an asset to a company but a liability. Tesla didn’t succeed because of Musk but despite him.
- Comment on Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. 4 weeks ago:
Fuck that. Starting tomorrow, I’m drinking even more. I don’t wanna live to my 40s if it’s gonna get even worse. Got almost 3 years to completely destroy myself and I’m sure as hell gonna try.
- Comment on ‘People spontaneously strip off and join us’: nude cyclists send message you don’t need to be buff 4 weeks ago:
Well, no. Just the pants will do. They make my ballsack not dangle between the seat and my thighs.
- Comment on ‘People spontaneously strip off and join us’: nude cyclists send message you don’t need to be buff 4 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t you crush your balls with every move of the leg? It’s painful to even think about.
- Comment on wyd in this situation 5 weeks ago:
Tap green. Twice.
- Comment on Heh 5 weeks ago:
Image This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.
- Comment on I knew it 5 weeks ago:
I don’t think that’s where Trump usually kisses Musk.
- Comment on I knew it 5 weeks ago:
This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.
- Comment on Current chain of command 5 weeks ago:
Who?
- Comment on What happened to Pez? 1 month ago:
Saw them at Christmas in Denmark. I haven’t seen them in almost 30 years, so I was tempted to buy them, but I still remember the candy being bad so I passed.
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 1 month ago:
The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.
- Comment on History tells us what happens when the bread and circus stops 1 month ago:
So in two years then? Wanna set up a meeting place now?