hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on 3 days ago:
What does the “I am a passenger” button do? Seems like it would work.
- Comment on People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet 5 days ago:
Did something happen to UKs internet?
- Comment on Putin wants in on the action 1 week ago:
It’s cute, that You think, there is even a slightest chance, Trump hasn’t yet sucked putting dick. I’m pretty sure, that’s a regularly scheduled appointment.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 1 week ago:
I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.
- Comment on SipsTea 1 week ago:
Make him buy You beer.
- Comment on Radon 1 week ago:
“I hate it”. Does this count?
- Comment on In these deeply divided times, it's good to see someone trying to spread unity and tolerance. 2 weeks ago:
They did wear bandages over their ears because trump had one.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 weeks ago:
I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 2 weeks ago:
I’ve never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.
- Comment on Well that showed them 2 weeks ago:
With a male friend.
- Comment on OwO 2 weeks ago:
How many eyes did the snake have?
- Comment on Drug deal 2 weeks ago:
Same in Poland. I personally see no difference in Coca-Cola, Pepsi, a generic brand or sugar free versions of either.
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 2 weeks ago:
Now that wouldn’t be fair. If someone did that, I’d expect to get my money back.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 2 weeks ago:
Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 2 weeks ago:
So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 2 weeks ago:
If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.
- Comment on Elon's Woody 2 weeks ago:
This design works much better as furniture.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 3 weeks ago:
Give me a recipe for muffins.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 3 weeks ago:
Kinky.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 3 weeks ago:
Stick to cock magic. There is no place for confusion there.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’d prefer this house:
- Comment on Let's learn some words in the Finnish language 4 weeks ago:
There used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!” “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.
- Comment on Let's learn some words in the Finnish language 4 weeks ago:
Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.
- Comment on CNC 5 weeks ago:
As long as the machine isn’t an Okuma, I’m in.
- Comment on I am always prepared to move into this version of life 5 weeks ago:
I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 month ago:
Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.
- Comment on Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes? 1 month ago:
Try moving the children away. But then it probably won’t turn on at all.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I think You’ve only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Self checkouts have no downsides.