hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. 2 days ago:
Fuck that. Starting tomorrow, I’m drinking even more. I don’t wanna live to my 40s if it’s gonna get even worse. Got almost 3 years to completely destroy myself and I’m sure as hell gonna try.
- Comment on ‘People spontaneously strip off and join us’: nude cyclists send message you don’t need to be buff 3 days ago:
Well, no. Just the pants will do. They make my ballsack not dangle between the seat and my thighs.
- Comment on ‘People spontaneously strip off and join us’: nude cyclists send message you don’t need to be buff 3 days ago:
Wouldn’t you crush your balls with every move of the leg? It’s painful to even think about.
- Comment on wyd in this situation 1 week ago:
Tap green. Twice.
- Comment on Heh 1 week ago:
Image This is my lamp. I not only chose those bulbs, but rewired the whole thing so that would fit.
- Comment on I knew it 1 week ago:
I don’t think that’s where Trump usually kisses Musk.
- Comment on I knew it 1 week ago:
This is how they should be placed on the guillotine. So they can share one final kiss, when the blade drops.
- Comment on Current chain of command 1 week ago:
Who?
- Comment on What happened to Pez? 2 weeks ago:
Saw them at Christmas in Denmark. I haven’t seen them in almost 30 years, so I was tempted to buy them, but I still remember the candy being bad so I passed.
- Comment on I mean I would totally give it a try 2 weeks ago:
The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.
- Comment on History tells us what happens when the bread and circus stops 2 weeks ago:
So in two years then? Wanna set up a meeting place now?
- Comment on know the chain of command 2 weeks ago:
The pecking order goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo’s stool, Kami, then Popo.
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 3 weeks ago:
When I was in high school, my mate didn’t even have a phone. We just knew that Friday at 7pm we met at the standard spot and went to grab a beer. We didn’t even make plans before, it was just how it was.
- Comment on Colombian president says cocaine 'no worse than whisky' 3 weeks ago:
Fuck yeah. I want to be able to buy cocaine as easily as I can buy whisky.
- Comment on Eat that ramen 3 weeks ago:
Shitty? Those were the best times, it’s all downhill from there.
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 3 weeks ago:
This is needlessly complicated. All I need is a beer emoji and I would be at the guys house with a six pack in 15 minutes.
- Comment on Belgium | MEP at the Holocaust ceremony in Brussels: “Let us pray for the victims in Gaza” 4 weeks ago:
For anyone who isn’t aware. This guy is a troll. Something like MTG in the states. He just does stupid shit to stir controversy around himself just to stay in the limelight. Don’t give him attention so hell go away.
- Comment on The difference is the working class gets a stick shoved up its ass. 1 month ago:
So a corn dog is British cuisine but even worse.
- Comment on Yule Tidings 1 month ago:
I’m going to shoot every billionaire in the face. With a bazooka.
- Comment on Accused killer of US insurance CEO pleads not guilty to 'terrorist' murder 2 months ago:
Great, his innocent. Now let’s give him back his gun and let him go. Somewhere near Elon Musk, maybe?
- Comment on Interview: Nana Visitor On Star Trek Putting Actresses In The “Female Box” And Going Backwards In ‘Enterprise’ 3 months ago:
I think it’s more like, there’s been 30 years since DS9.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 months ago:
You think his children would want to hang out with him?
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 months ago:
Remember, this is the buy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 months ago:
You know, that would be Epstein’s plane if he was alive.
- Comment on Not the worst sales technique. 3 months ago:
Also true.
- Comment on Not the worst sales technique. 3 months ago:
I’m too poor to join a gym.
- Comment on Capsaicin 3 months ago:
According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.
- Comment on Colin Anderson Calls GTA 2 the ‘Unsung Hero’ of the Franchise | Retro Gaming News 24/7 3 months ago:
It’s probably the only GTA I’ve ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.
- Comment on *screaming* 4 months ago:
20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.
- Comment on More trustworthy than what's currently on the road 4 months ago:
When they announce a self drivin Plymouth, I’m out.
