hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon's Woody⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This design works much better as furniture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Give me a recipe for muffins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stick to cock magic. There is no place for confusion there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d prefer this house:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's learn some words in the Finnish language⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There used to be a Polish ad which went like: “Tea. Who, You? Yeah, bunny!” “If You feel offended, learn English”. If You pronounce the first part in a monotone voice You’ll say “You fucking dick!” In Polish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's learn some words in the Finnish language⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kant (pronounced like “cunt”) means “edge” in Polish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as the machine isn’t an Okuma, I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am always prepared to move into this version of life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frozen depression pizza from the microwave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch makes a weird sound when toggled. Any fixes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try moving the children away. But then it probably won’t turn on at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think You’ve only ever heard of a self checkout, not really seen one in real life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Self checkouts have no downsides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pineapple is crunchy. That’s why it fits on pizza. In my opinion at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never eaten kiwi, so I don’t know what to say. I generally hate fruit. But the only one I do eat is pineapple but only on pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, man. Pickles are an established thing on pizza. At least in my parts of the world. Try a pizza with kielbasa, onions and pickles if You get the chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh how the turn tables.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck, they had to haul them in in a semi-trailer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨am I cooked chat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do You know what Your grandmas ash tastes like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sleep Guide⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is no way i would fall asleep like this. I’m a, sleep on the side, hugging a pillow person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How long do we have till they discover reinforced concrete.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this guy playing video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s playing “Custer’s Revenge”. Too raunchy to show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young boys and porn - 1940 version⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Red Hot Mamma”. So MILFs were already a thing in the 1940s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The smile isn’t creepy enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I’m ahead of the curve on this one, as I never left the high seas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Everywhere. Most of them are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A new one costs like 6 blocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If You insist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad famous paintings like this don't have captions like the ones I added⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’ll just turn the volume down a bit”