hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 2 days ago:
You think his children would want to hang out with him?
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
Remember, this is the buy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
You know, that would be Epstein’s plane if he was alive.
- Comment on Not the worst sales technique. 4 days ago:
Also true.
- Comment on Not the worst sales technique. 5 days ago:
I’m too poor to join a gym.
- Comment on Capsaicin 2 weeks ago:
According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.
- Comment on Colin Anderson Calls GTA 2 the ‘Unsung Hero’ of the Franchise | Retro Gaming News 24/7 3 weeks ago:
It’s probably the only GTA I’ve ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.
- Comment on *screaming* 4 weeks ago:
20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.
- Comment on More trustworthy than what's currently on the road 1 month ago:
When they announce a self drivin Plymouth, I’m out.
- Comment on Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares. 1 month ago:
Perfect.
- Comment on Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares. 1 month ago:
I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.
- Comment on AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs 1 month ago:
Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?
- Comment on AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs 1 month ago:
Ever watched Bladerunner?
- Comment on Since everyone "liked" the four horsemen of the dogpocalypse, don't forget to Do the Dew Relish©™®! 1 month ago:
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
- Comment on go lower 1 month ago:
I already did. Would not recommend.
- Comment on Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!) 1 month ago:
Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?
- Comment on Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!) 1 month ago:
And being cool is her game.
- Comment on Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!) 1 month ago:
I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.
- Comment on Obama 2 months ago:
At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.
- Comment on I just want to make cookies :( 2 months ago:
At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.
- Comment on Thank you! 2 months ago:
Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.
- Comment on North Korea’s Kim Jong Un reportedly ordered dozens of officials executed after deadly floods 2 months ago:
Didn’t Trump call him a nice guy, or something like that?
- Comment on I've been busy lately 2 months ago:
And jail time is the price of the art.
- Comment on Healthcare 2 months ago:
I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.
- Comment on Perspective 2 months ago:
The realist: This is piss.
- Comment on . . . 2 months ago:
I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.
- Comment on Can't beat the classics 3 months ago:
Sweet mother of blessed acceleration don’t fail me now.
- Comment on Colorblindness check! 3 months ago:
The circles have Roman numerals. A is 1, B is 2, C is 2 again and D is 1 plus a hidden Saddam Hussein.
- Comment on Let them know what they are missing! 3 months ago:
I know it’s fake, but couldn’t she at least choose a nicer font?
- Comment on Remember when 15% was the expected, not the minimum? 3 months ago:
It’s not even a thing in The rest of the world. I don’t think I’ve ever given a tip in my life.