hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on If cannibalism were the norm and human meat was freely available in grocery stores, there would surely be people who prefered to eat only the meat of people of their own ethnicity or only women's meat 2 days ago:
White meat and dark meat are already a thing.
- Comment on ...is this retro? 2 days ago:
It was called 360 because they didn’t want to release an Xbox 2 when PS already had 3. So they came up with 360 bullshit because it’s kind of like 3. So now PS are conveniently numbered and I have no idea which Xbox is the newest.
- Comment on ...is this retro? 2 days ago:
I’m considering a console as retro if they run on cartridges. All Xboxes are modern consoles.
- Comment on No low ballers, I know what I have 2 days ago:
Remember, the best way to heat up cold pizza is in a covered pan on low heat.
- Comment on Super mario world ghost house theme. 2 days ago:
Pornhub community intro. I’m already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn’t know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
- Comment on We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands) 3 days ago:
I’m not sure about the fuel pumps. But I have seen cash machines that played ads before I could use them. I started to avoid them. Luckily I don’t need to use cash anymore.
- Comment on We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands) 3 days ago:
Weren’t there already fuel pumps which started pumping only after showing an ad?
- Comment on Lobster feast 1 week ago:
Could have been worse. Luckily shy didn’t get into glass blowing.
- Comment on Poor dumb bastards 1 week ago:
They are still playing “Born in the USA” on their rallies.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 1 week ago:
Too late. They’ll be adapting franchises until everybody who even vaguely remembers them dies. A He-Man movie is coming out this year. I barely remember He-Man and I was born in the late 80’s.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 1 week ago:
I know who’ll be playing Fred Flintstone in the next live action movie.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 1 week ago:
They say “clothes make the man”, but it seems not as much as hair. Remember how Zooey Deschanel looks without bangs? Or how Tilda Swindon looked in Trainwreck?
- Comment on Le Tits, Now! 1 week ago:
The girl is called Ultraviolet Darling.
- Comment on Taste great but so sticky and messy. I usually put a towel under them 1 week ago:
Can we get a picture before You fucked it?
- Comment on What ever happened to this guy? 1 week ago:
Got hit by a fire truck as I understand it.
- Comment on YSK the four rules of firearm safety 1 week ago:
Yeah, I love these posts by Americans. I once tried to explain to them, that I don’t need to know how to handle a gun as I never saw one in my life and probably never will. They couldn’t comprehend.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Whack off material.
- Comment on Wokeness ended, check mate leftists 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know if the post is real, but I want someone to point it out to the guy.
- Comment on Good luck 2 weeks ago:
I’ve made that mistake a couple times. I’ve just washed the mug in the dishwasher until all the prints peeled off and it became a normal mug.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Do we have a community for creative insults.
- Comment on Cube me 4 weeks ago:
I meant this scene:
- Comment on Cube me 4 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure it also happened in Tom and Jerry. And kinda in T2.
- Comment on rules of the pirate code 4 weeks ago:
“Fuck You with a fucking anchor, Your’e all cunts so fuck You all”.
- Comment on We'll probably never see a Grand Theft Auto set in a futuristic city like GTA 2 because the team "hated it": "People didn’t connect with the game or its city" 4 weeks ago:
I liked GTA2. Probably because it was the only one I played. I would love to play it today, but the tank controls are too horrible. Does anybody know of an analogue controller mod or something like that?
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Only 2025?
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 5 weeks ago:
It seems, I’m on the older side.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 5 weeks ago:
For millennials, like ma: 1337 means “LEET” which is short for “Elite”.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 5 weeks ago:
Three fiddy?
- Comment on Half-Life 3 Reportedly Delayed Due to Steam Machine Price, Leak Claims 1 month ago:
So that’s why it takes so long.
- Comment on We're switching produce! 1 month ago:
