hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference is the working class gets a stick shoved up its ass.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So a corn dog is British cuisine but even worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yule Tidings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to shoot every billionaire in the face. With a bazooka.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accused killer of US insurance CEO pleads not guilty to 'terrorist' murder⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, his innocent. Now let’s give him back his gun and let him go. Somewhere near Elon Musk, maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interview: Nana Visitor On Star Trek Putting Actresses In The “Female Box” And Going Backwards In ‘Enterprise’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s more like, there’s been 30 years since DS9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You think his children would want to hang out with him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember, this is the buy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, that would be Epstein’s plane if he was alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the worst sales technique.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m too poor to join a gym.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capsaicin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colin Anderson Calls GTA 2 the ‘Unsung Hero’ of the Franchise | Retro Gaming News 24/7⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably the only GTA I’ve ever played. I recently tried to play it, but found the tank controls too annoying to play. The game would still be fun if it had analog support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*screaming*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  20 year old shock video of a man sticking a glass jar up his ass. Spiderman spoils the ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More trustworthy than what's currently on the road⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When they announce a self drivin Plymouth, I’m out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve already said this, but this year’s best couples costume would be JD Vance and a couch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, so now can I get an add-on to my browser that skips these?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI bots now beat 100% of those traffic-image CAPTCHAs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever watched Bladerunner?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since everyone "liked" the four horsemen of the dogpocalypse, don't forget to Do the Dew Relish©™®!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨go lower⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I already did. Would not recommend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t George Carlin do this bit 2 decades ago?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And being cool is her game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmaceutical Commercials (sound on!)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what “It” is, but the girl on the bass has it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Obama⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least his not wearing a tan suit in this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just want to make cookies :(⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least an oz is easily measurable. It’s worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It’s just coffee with milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North Korea’s Kim Jong Un reportedly ordered dozens of officials executed after deadly floods⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t Trump call him a nice guy, or something like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've been busy lately⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And jail time is the price of the art.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Healthcare⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care about sex. I just want to be loved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perspective⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The realist: This is piss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨. . .⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought, the crust is why they give a dipping sauce with pizza. At least that’s the reason I make garlic sauce when I make pizza.