hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Checkmate Atheists! 19 hours ago:
Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher’s the other one is Reagan’s. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?
- Comment on Shook 2 days ago:
I’m pretty sure, that people were shocked when they found out Liberace was gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
As It was said in Some More News: Being a trad wife influencer is a job. You are earning an income by pretending to not have a job.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 days ago:
All glory to the crypto toad.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Not a far off question, considering that, the only time the bible mentions abortion is how to do it.
- Comment on Very versatile 4 days ago:
That’s one too many.
- Comment on PARTY TIME 1 week ago:
Throw in a couple litres of vodka and You got yourself a party.
- Comment on Vibe check! 2 weeks ago:
B BC. I don’t wear hats.
- Comment on YSK: US Homeland Secretary Kristi Noem publically bragged about killing her puppy 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know much about her, but I’m guessing she is pro life.
- Comment on Iron 2 weeks ago:
And a dash of chilli powder. I’m currently watching Breaking Bad for the first time.
- Comment on Old Man Guide to Grooming 4 weeks ago:
And nostrils.
- Comment on Who dares disturb my liver? 4 weeks ago:
Probably the first, as I never heard any one of them.
- Comment on facebook marketplace 4 weeks ago:
Throw that NBA game in the trash and we got a deal.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 4 weeks ago:
I’m absolutely sure people don’t like Nickelback.
- Comment on I need a plumber to come clean my pipes 5 weeks ago:
Why is the “top” pipe so creepy compared to the “bottom”?
- Comment on Financially rewarding and you will always have a job 1 month ago:
The boomer energy is strong with this one.
- Comment on I can fix her 1 month ago:
Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.
- Comment on what 1 month ago:
Ironically, the bid was for a gun which the buyer wanted to shoot himself with.
- Comment on Musk's AI firm deletes posts after chatbot praises Hitler 1 month ago:
Are we sure it was the chat bot and not Elon himself?
- Comment on My dog and I watching TV. If your initial reaction was different you have a filthy mind 1 month ago:
NGL, he got me, I wanna fuck that dog.
- Comment on What are the chances 1 month ago:
So how fucked are You? 40h is actually quite a lot for Europe. In Poland I work 40, in Ireland I worked 39 and in Denmark 37.
- Comment on Yikes 1 month ago:
That competition had one winner. It was this guy.
- Comment on Flashbacks 1 month ago:
A new meaning for “Good Morning Vietnam”.
- Comment on Don't let it be you 1 month ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 1 month ago:
In Poland, we have this abomination:
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To make it worse, it stands looking upon a cheap supermarket and the sheet metal crown used to hide a cellphone tower. They removed it after they realized, that Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn.
- Comment on Every poster needs a shitter 1 month ago:
Considering the placement of that bowl, I’m not sitting on that.
- Comment on Jeans 1 month ago:
Lamme get my jondom.
- Comment on Jeans 1 month ago:
One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
- Comment on Jeans 1 month ago:
Who said it’s a she?
- Comment on Amazing Grace 1 month ago:
I wonder how will they react, given that Robert E. lee didn’t want statues.
