hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 1 day ago:
It seems, I’m on the older side.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 1 day ago:
For millennials, like ma: 1337 means “LEET” which is short for “Elite”.
- Comment on xkcd #3184: Funny Numbers 1 day ago:
Three fiddy?
- Comment on Half-Life 3 Reportedly Delayed Due to Steam Machine Price, Leak Claims 3 days ago:
So that’s why it takes so long.
- Comment on We're switching produce! 3 days ago:
- Comment on Milking this one 3 days ago:
Or snort powdered milk.
- Comment on Love what you do 3 days ago:
“When You have to do what You love, You’ll start hating it”. More accurate in my opinion.
- Comment on This bedroom game is weird 1 week ago:
- Comment on Never tried it but it sounds like fun 1 week ago:
I did that once.
- Comment on A secret cord 2 weeks ago:
There was a cable like that in my high school physics classroom. It connected 2 sockets in the wall above the blackboard. I don’t know if it had a use, it might have been a joke but nobody ever thought to ask.
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 2 weeks ago:
I will sit under the lightbulb and wait for the moths to join me.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
What does the “I am a passenger” button do? Seems like it would work.
- Comment on People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet 3 weeks ago:
Did something happen to UKs internet?
- Comment on Putin wants in on the action 4 weeks ago:
It’s cute, that You think, there is even a slightest chance, Trump hasn’t yet sucked putting dick. I’m pretty sure, that’s a regularly scheduled appointment.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 4 weeks ago:
I also wipe my asshole with that same towel. No particular order. I’m coming out of the shower clean so what does it matter.
- Comment on SipsTea 4 weeks ago:
Make him buy You beer.
- Comment on Radon 4 weeks ago:
“I hate it”. Does this count?
- Comment on In these deeply divided times, it's good to see someone trying to spread unity and tolerance. 5 weeks ago:
They did wear bandages over their ears because trump had one.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 5 weeks ago:
I bet, the next thing he said was “Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour”.
- Comment on Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession 5 weeks ago:
I’ve never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.
- Comment on Well that showed them 5 weeks ago:
With a male friend.
- Comment on OwO 5 weeks ago:
How many eyes did the snake have?
- Comment on Drug deal 5 weeks ago:
Same in Poland. I personally see no difference in Coca-Cola, Pepsi, a generic brand or sugar free versions of either.
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 5 weeks ago:
I’ve read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones’ “It’s Not Unusual”. Yes, but only if it follows 7 “What’s New Pussycats”.
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 5 weeks ago:
Now that wouldn’t be fair. If someone did that, I’d expect to get my money back.
- Comment on FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 5 weeks ago:
Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.
- Comment on The Men Who Stare at Goats 5 weeks ago:
So wouldn’t a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 5 weeks ago:
If Sony sees this, they’ll misread it as interest, release it again, and it’ll flop again. It’s what’s known as a Morbious.
- Comment on Elon's Woody 5 weeks ago:
This design works much better as furniture.
- Comment on I completely misunderstood how this whole thing works 1 month ago:
Give me a recipe for muffins.
