hOrni

@hOrni@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How long do we have till they discover reinforced concrete.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you recognize this guy playing video games?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s playing “Custer’s Revenge”. Too raunchy to show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young boys and porn - 1940 version⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Red Hot Mamma”. So MILFs were already a thing in the 1940s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The smile isn’t creepy enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure these are Spice Girls but I don’t get the ibuprofen part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sailing the high seas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I’m ahead of the curve on this one, as I never left the high seas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Everywhere. Most of them are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't get mad, get even⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A new one costs like 6 blocks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Nutella waffle place has the weirdest name.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If You insist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad famous paintings like this don't have captions like the ones I added⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’ll just turn the volume down a bit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell them, that the immigrants are just conquering it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Context? The whites are saying “get out of our land”, about the land they stole to people they forcefully brought there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why didn't he just call on his powers to stop the bullet?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not what he was wearing but how he looked. Ever seen him smile? Creepy as fuck, it’s a wonder nobody shot him sooner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But how will Trump know what to do without Putin’s orders? Better take him out also.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Encouragement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of the old joke:

  A guy buys cigarettes, looks at the package and reads “Smoking causes impotence”. He hands them back and says “Gimme the ones that with cancer”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on another instance and knew it belongs here.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t buy shit if you have no money. A job does not equal money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on another instance and knew it belongs here.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t work like that. They will always have a business. Because we have no choice. We have to buy their shit. We don’t need AI in everything. But if everything has AI, we have to buy AI. And we have to pay more, because it has AI. A decade ago it was touchscreens on everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this on another instance and knew it belongs here.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How much will You pay the AIs? Will They be paying taxes? Will You be paying taxes from the profits You gain from AI?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to bash Americans again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn things are a SCAM!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what the toy is for. Shove it up your ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always so loud 😒⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of my favorite songs from 1970⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These times whitey doesn’t even make it to the moon. He only reached the lower orbit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age check⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And he wasn’t even fucking satan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age check⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Him being her boss is the scandal part. It’s about power imbalance. There is no such thing as “consent” in this situation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m more puzzled by the “twink” guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, this show really went places. I’ve only ever seen like the first half of season one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine says 2011. But I’ve been online since 2005. 2001 if You count dial up. Guess You didn’t need an account back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspiring. Innovating.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t they sell the CO2 to fracking companies?