hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on I need a plumber to come clean my pipes 1 hour ago:
Why is the “top” pipe so creepy compared to the “bottom”?
- Comment on Financially rewarding and you will always have a job 4 days ago:
The boomer energy is strong with this one.
- Comment on I can fix her 5 days ago:
Psych ward is always best enjoyed together. Good for You.
- Comment on what 6 days ago:
Ironically, the bid was for a gun which the buyer wanted to shoot himself with.
- Comment on Musk's AI firm deletes posts after chatbot praises Hitler 6 days ago:
Are we sure it was the chat bot and not Elon himself?
- Comment on My dog and I watching TV. If your initial reaction was different you have a filthy mind 1 week ago:
NGL, he got me, I wanna fuck that dog.
- Comment on What are the chances 1 week ago:
So how fucked are You? 40h is actually quite a lot for Europe. In Poland I work 40, in Ireland I worked 39 and in Denmark 37.
- Comment on Yikes 1 week ago:
That competition had one winner. It was this guy.
- Comment on Flashbacks 1 week ago:
A new meaning for “Good Morning Vietnam”.
- Comment on Don't let it be you 1 week ago:
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 1 week ago:
In Poland, we have this abomination:
nickt.pl/…/jezus-swiebodzin-raw-56.jpg
To make it worse, it stands looking upon a cheap supermarket and the sheet metal crown used to hide a cellphone tower. They removed it after they realized, that Jesus’ head is being used to transmit porn.
- Comment on Every poster needs a shitter 1 week ago:
Considering the placement of that bowl, I’m not sitting on that.
- Comment on Jeans 1 week ago:
Lamme get my jondom.
- Comment on Jeans 1 week ago:
One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
- Comment on Jeans 1 week ago:
Who said it’s a she?
- Comment on Amazing Grace 2 weeks ago:
I wonder how will they react, given that Robert E. lee didn’t want statues.
- Comment on Who's up for some hotdickle? 3 weeks ago:
This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.
- Comment on What the fuck 3 weeks ago:
It looks like from the comments, but I’m not seeing it.
- Comment on What the fuck 3 weeks ago:
COVID.
- Comment on Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, but there is more than one.
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 3 weeks ago:
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 3 weeks ago:
Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I’m almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 3 weeks ago:
I have a 2002 Skoda. I don’t care about new noise. New smells, however…
- Comment on Alternatively 4 weeks ago:
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
- Comment on Peak male form 4 weeks ago:
Well now I have a new insecurity because I can’t grow a mustache.
- Comment on So it begins... 5 weeks ago:
The guy is a bit too thin to be musk.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 5 weeks ago:
Dude, for the future. I don’t have anything against Linux. I will probably switch myself in a couple of months. But if You want people to know about it, don’t be a jackass. Don’t be pretentious. You fucking asshole.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 5 weeks ago:
Windows, I ain’t buying apple shit. So what?
- Comment on YSK that after leaving power, Margaret Thatcher became a lobbyist for tobacco companies 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, but later they let her get revenge.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 5 weeks ago:
What?
