hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 4 days ago:
He must have very soft hands, I’m usually chafed after 6.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 4 days ago:
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
- Comment on i mean 1 week ago:
- Comment on Yikes! Next Janeway is going to ask if he knows one of the mercenaries that tried to steal the Enterprise, or that Klingon who helped to kidnap Dax 2 weeks ago:
He ain’t seeing shit.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on This "March for Billionaires" event in SF happening today 2 weeks ago:
What if we rage on behalf of the machine?
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 2 weeks ago:
As with most things. If America does it one way, then it’s probably the wrong way.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 2 weeks ago:
So You keep Your shoes in the bedroom?
- Comment on If cannibalism were the norm and human meat was freely available in grocery stores, there would surely be people who prefered to eat only the meat of people of their own ethnicity or only women's meat 3 weeks ago:
White meat and dark meat are already a thing.
- Comment on ...is this retro? 3 weeks ago:
It was called 360 because they didn’t want to release an Xbox 2 when PS already had 3. So they came up with 360 bullshit because it’s kind of like 3. So now PS are conveniently numbered and I have no idea which Xbox is the newest.
- Comment on ...is this retro? 3 weeks ago:
I’m considering a console as retro if they run on cartridges. All Xboxes are modern consoles.
- Comment on No low ballers, I know what I have 3 weeks ago:
Remember, the best way to heat up cold pizza is in a covered pan on low heat.
- Comment on Super mario world ghost house theme. 3 weeks ago:
Pornhub community intro. I’m already using it for all notifications so You still wouldn’t know if I have a boner or if I got an email.
- Comment on We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands) 3 weeks ago:
I’m not sure about the fuel pumps. But I have seen cash machines that played ads before I could use them. I started to avoid them. Luckily I don’t need to use cash anymore.
- Comment on We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands) 3 weeks ago:
Weren’t there already fuel pumps which started pumping only after showing an ad?
- Comment on Lobster feast 3 weeks ago:
Could have been worse. Luckily shy didn’t get into glass blowing.
- Comment on Poor dumb bastards 3 weeks ago:
They are still playing “Born in the USA” on their rallies.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 3 weeks ago:
Too late. They’ll be adapting franchises until everybody who even vaguely remembers them dies. A He-Man movie is coming out this year. I barely remember He-Man and I was born in the late 80’s.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 3 weeks ago:
I know who’ll be playing Fred Flintstone in the next live action movie.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 3 weeks ago:
They say “clothes make the man”, but it seems not as much as hair. Remember how Zooey Deschanel looks without bangs? Or how Tilda Swindon looked in Trainwreck?
- Comment on Le Tits, Now! 3 weeks ago:
The girl is called Ultraviolet Darling.
- Comment on Taste great but so sticky and messy. I usually put a towel under them 3 weeks ago:
Can we get a picture before You fucked it?
- Comment on What ever happened to this guy? 3 weeks ago:
Got hit by a fire truck as I understand it.
- Comment on YSK the four rules of firearm safety 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, I love these posts by Americans. I once tried to explain to them, that I don’t need to know how to handle a gun as I never saw one in my life and probably never will. They couldn’t comprehend.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Whack off material.
- Comment on Wokeness ended, check mate leftists 5 weeks ago:
I don’t know if the post is real, but I want someone to point it out to the guy.
- Comment on Good luck 5 weeks ago:
I’ve made that mistake a couple times. I’ve just washed the mug in the dishwasher until all the prints peeled off and it became a normal mug.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Do we have a community for creative insults.
- Comment on Cube me 1 month ago:
I meant this scene:
- Comment on Cube me 1 month ago:
I’m pretty sure it also happened in Tom and Jerry. And kinda in T2.
