hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on What the fuck 4 days ago:
It looks like from the comments, but I’m not seeing it.
- Comment on What the fuck 4 days ago:
COVID.
- Comment on Enjoy the small things. The beautiful view 5 days ago:
Yeah, but there is more than one.
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 5 days ago:
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
- Comment on The real question is, which color? 5 days ago:
Honest question. Do people even like plain m&ms? I’m almost 40 and never bought the ones without peanuts.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 6 days ago:
I have a 2002 Skoda. I don’t care about new noise. New smells, however…
- Comment on Alternatively 1 week ago:
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
- Comment on Peak male form 1 week ago:
Well now I have a new insecurity because I can’t grow a mustache.
- Comment on So it begins... 2 weeks ago:
The guy is a bit too thin to be musk.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
Dude, for the future. I don’t have anything against Linux. I will probably switch myself in a couple of months. But if You want people to know about it, don’t be a jackass. Don’t be pretentious. You fucking asshole.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
Windows, I ain’t buying apple shit. So what?
- Comment on YSK that after leaving power, Margaret Thatcher became a lobbyist for tobacco companies 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, but later they let her get revenge.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
What?
- Comment on Dredd Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
Dude, common.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
The operating system is already there when I buy the device.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
Ok, I don’t have a 3d printer. Yet.
- Comment on As you are doing it you never realize 2 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure I’m also done with USB sticks.
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 2 weeks ago:
Some conservative is gonna see this and start a “Boycot Aperture Science” campaign.
- Comment on Zed Sheeran 2 weeks ago:
Somebody do a Judge Dredd Sheeran. I’m too lazy.
- Comment on Seanut Putter Jandwich 3 weeks ago:
What they didn’t show You is that it’s filled with onions.
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 3 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t it get warm from the body heat?
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 3 weeks ago:
Yeah, and fuck the studios for it. It’s not like the money is going to the people who are actually working on the games. It goes to the CEOs. So fuck them. There are enough games in the world I haven’t played to last me a lifetime. I will not be buying anything new. But I will be sailing the high seas.
- Comment on Console war, console war never changes 3 weeks ago:
I loved my Switch. I’m not even considering buying a Switch 2. I’ll just stick to pc gaming.
- Comment on Toilet Time 4 weeks ago:
I have a picture of Batman shitting that says Bat-room.
- Comment on If it ain’t broke… 4 weeks ago:
2000 dollar T-shirt.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 4 weeks ago:
“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles
- Comment on Let's put an end to the discussion; what is the best way? 5 weeks ago:
Yes, my family uses it to store spatulas.
- Comment on Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026 5 weeks ago:
I’m kinda proud of myself, that I skipped Netflix and never took off my pirate hat.
- Comment on Boys and beans and... 5 weeks ago:
No, just the back, so I didn’t step on them.
