hOrni
@hOrni@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why didn't he just call on his powers to stop the bullet? 20 hours ago:
It’s not what he was wearing but how he looked. Ever seen him smile? Creepy as fuck, it’s a wonder nobody shot him sooner.
- Comment on Practical Magic 2 days ago:
But how will Trump know what to do without Putin’s orders? Better take him out also.
- Comment on Encouragement 4 days ago:
This reminds me of the old joke:
A guy buys cigarettes, looks at the package and reads “Smoking causes impotence”. He hands them back and says “Gimme the ones that with cancer”.
- Comment on Saw this on another instance and knew it belongs here. 4 days ago:
You can’t buy shit if you have no money. A job does not equal money.
- Comment on Saw this on another instance and knew it belongs here. 4 days ago:
I don’t work like that. They will always have a business. Because we have no choice. We have to buy their shit. We don’t need AI in everything. But if everything has AI, we have to buy AI. And we have to pay more, because it has AI. A decade ago it was touchscreens on everything.
- Comment on Saw this on another instance and knew it belongs here. 4 days ago:
How much will You pay the AIs? Will They be paying taxes? Will You be paying taxes from the profits You gain from AI?
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 5 days ago:
For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white.
- Comment on Damn things are a SCAM! 1 week ago:
That’s what the toy is for. Shove it up your ass.
- Comment on Always so loud 😒 1 week ago:
You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.
- Comment on PSA 1 week ago:
Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?
- Comment on One of my favorite songs from 1970 1 week ago:
These times whitey doesn’t even make it to the moon. He only reached the lower orbit.
- Comment on Age check 1 week ago:
And he wasn’t even fucking satan.
- Comment on Age check 1 week ago:
Him being her boss is the scandal part. It’s about power imbalance. There is no such thing as “consent” in this situation.
- Comment on Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head 1 week ago:
I’m more puzzled by the “twink” guy.
- Comment on Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head 1 week ago:
Wow, this show really went places. I’ve only ever seen like the first half of season one.
- Comment on it would be a better look 1 week ago:
What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?
- Comment on In shower today: "I bet my YouTube account is older than most of the people on YouTube." ...Yes, yes it is. 2 weeks ago:
Mine says 2011. But I’ve been online since 2005. 2001 if You count dial up. Guess You didn’t need an account back then.
- Comment on Inspiring. Innovating. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t they sell the CO2 to fracking companies?
- Comment on Inspiring. Innovating. 2 weeks ago:
My first thought was “bitcoin farm”.
- Comment on Llama 2 weeks ago:
Select the square that doesn’t contain a horse.
- Comment on You packing heat? 2 weeks ago:
If You leave the car in the sun, that’ll stay warm.
- Comment on I saw this and now you have to see it to! 2 weeks ago:
He’s got legs like Crablante.
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 2 weeks ago:
You can. It literally says so in the wiki article. You shouldn’t, obviously, but you shouldn’t even try to cook fish in the dishwasher in the first place. But if You are willing to try it, go for the full experience. As we say in Poland “If You said A, say B…”
- Comment on A good tool? 2 weeks ago:
What do You mean “was”? Don’t we still use it for that?
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 2 weeks ago:
I don’t mind the iron. But the hair dryer seems unhygienic. And I’ve eaten canned beans warmed up by being left in a car in the sun for an afternoon.
- Comment on Just reheating my pizza 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Checkmate Atheists! 3 weeks ago:
Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher’s the other one is Reagan’s. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?
- Comment on Shook 3 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure, that people were shocked when they found out Liberace was gay.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
As It was said in Some More News: Being a trad wife influencer is a job. You are earning an income by pretending to not have a job.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 weeks ago:
All glory to the crypto toad.