MyDogLovesMe

@MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I do that with women

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve brought bidets awesomeness in groups before.

  It is immediately apparent who is “in the club” and who is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Three Alleged Tesla Vandals Got Caught⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With the current state of things, I expect no less than a public hanging in front of the Capitol building.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poor pup⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe your wife’s too?

  Just saying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Record cocaine bust in Canada 835 kilograms (1,840 pounds) of cocaine came in from USA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m torn here

  …I miss coke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of that thing in the movie “Life”, more than the thing. Surprised it didn’t crush the researchers hand…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are mood problems a “turn off” for people even when they’re hard to manage?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you looked into Stocism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What keeps Americans from being mad about the state of their country?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The sitting around, waiting for “someone” to stop the madness, instead of organizing …fucking 10 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I tell people I need to use the mushroom. …50/50 recognition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets could be hacked, says a cybersecurity expert⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But voting machines are safe, right? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Caravan of Fools comes to mind…

  The dark and distant drumming 
  The pounding of the hooves 
  The silence of everything that moves 
  Late at night you’ll see them 
  Decked out in shiny jewels 
  The coming of the caravan of fools
  
  Like the wings of a dove 
  The waiter’s white glove 
  Seems to shimmer by the light of the pool 
  Some dull, blinding winter 
  When you can’t help but lose 
  You’re running with the caravan of fools
  
  Love and devotion, deep as any ocean 
  Don’t play by anybody’s rules 
  With your carousel of horses 
  And your unforeseen forces 
  You’re running with the caravan of fools
  
  Caravan of fools, caravan of fools 
  You’re running with the caravan of fools

  John Prine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Night at the Garden - 1939 pro-Nazi rally in New York’s Madison Square Garden archival footage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahhh, the Make Adolf Great Again rally.