Apollonius_Cone
@Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 6 days ago:
Ewww.
- Comment on "Your body, my choice:" Hate and harassment towards women spreads online 6 days ago:
I never understood since women could vote that there isn’t a woman’s political party or movement.
- Comment on This is how I feed my omnivorous fish 2 months ago:
Bean there, done that.
- Comment on We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you. 2 months ago:
I guess that makes it “Kansas Shitty”.
- Comment on Cruisin' for Burgers 3 months ago:
This van needs to be parked near a river,.
- Comment on 🥬grocery shopping🥬 4 months ago:
I grope your cantaloupe.
- Comment on Screw Uber! 6 months ago:
Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I’m driving.
- Comment on HE'S ZOOMING 7 months ago:
That’s the Valentino Rossi of cats.
- Comment on Russian police arrest over 100 people nationwide in crackdown on Navalny support 9 months ago:
“The more you tighten your grasp, Putin, the more opposition will slip through your fingers.”
- Comment on Do you believe in life after love? 9 months ago:
Do you believe in life after love? You don’t know the power of the Dark side.
- Comment on If there was more than one Illinois, would they be called Illinoises or Illinoi? 10 months ago:
If you’re mad at someone, it would be illinoyed.
- Comment on Hang in there. 10 months ago:
When is Boeing going to have a Blowout Sale for the Max’s?
- Comment on Hertz Is Selling 20,000 Used EVs Due To High Repair Costs 10 months ago:
It hertz just reading this.
- Comment on Dangerously 10 months ago:
When you’ve had just a bit too much fiber.
- Comment on TrekMovie.com: Patrick Stewart Reveals New Star Trek Movie Script Featuring Jean-Luc Picard Is In The Works 10 months ago:
In rewatching the original series and TNG thereafter, the consistent factor, regardless of the early special effects, was the scripts. The dialogue was always great. In ST: Picard, the dialogue is trash.
- Comment on It'll feel like a jream 1 year ago:
You could call it a “jeansterfield.”
- Comment on Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000. 1 year ago:
Does anyone really give a shit?
- Comment on Turns out he's technically underaged. They're on the look out for Yar and Guinan. 1 year ago:
This is Lore.
- Comment on Neelix putting Vulcan restraint to the test 1 year ago:
A bridge too Pon farr.
- Comment on Mr and Mrs. Locutus 1 year ago:
An ice cube tray. Eh. Eh. I’ll see myself out.
- Comment on Instructions unclear, posted the Captain. 1 year ago:
This is the one where Smeagol steals the Ring of Fire from the Circus and kills his cousin Dobby by drowning him in the river Styx. Luckily Homer is there to write an Odyssey. Captain Kirk, ringleader of the Circus, fights it out with Finnegan to see who’s the best, “'Ey, Jimmy Boy. Where’s my Frosted Lucky Charms?” “OMG Spock, that rock monster looks like a pile of Chef-boy-ar-dee. Let’s chow down on these spherules while I use my phaser to light this bong.”
- Comment on New Vaccine Can Completely Reverse Autoimmune Diseases Like Multiple Sclerosis, Type 1 Diabetes, and Crohn’s Disease 1 year ago:
It’s tough to see promising treatments and cures for Type 1. There have been huge inroads for treatment but a cure always seems just around the corner. Here’s to hope for all the Type 1’s and thank you for all the people looking to find that cure.
- Comment on They’ve grown up online. So why are our kids not better at detecting misinformation? 1 year ago:
You mean x-ray glasses don’t work!?
- Comment on I hate youuuu! 1 year ago:
Mr. Woof is a barrel of laughs.
- Comment on Uh yeah, totally. 1 year ago:
KHAAAANNN!
- Comment on Be kind, everyone 1 year ago:
The duality of man.