ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 day ago:
That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 day ago:
But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 2 days ago:
Gorillas.bas
Nibbles.bas
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 5 days ago:
SLAP THE BAG
- Comment on The solution to many problems 5 days ago:
Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.
If Bali Shag released incense sticks, if seriously consider purchasing them.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 5 days ago:
True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.
I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 5 days ago:
I’m hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.
Sorry, that’s insensitive.
Xenophallus.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 6 days ago:
There’s still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It’s entirely a routine at this point. I’m figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 6 days ago:
I agree. There is a difference between being a smoker and being an inconsiderate dick.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 6 days ago:
Many people that smoke are already mentally unbalanced. Making them a shamed pariah is doing little for their mental health, it is just forcing them to hide yet another bit of their unhappiness.
Not smoking is healthier, no doubt, but the majority of people that still do it undoubtedly have enough shame going on. Self hate comes into play, as well.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 6 days ago:
I’ve quit smoking for a decade now, but am still a nicotine addict. I’m glad I’m not coughing up yellow phlegm and short of breath all the time, but life becomes hell and I become irrational if I haven’t had my dose.
I wish I’d never started.
Wish in one hand shit in the other. See which fills up first.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 6 days ago:
I don’t smoke any more, but I love the smell of nice tobacco. I was late for work the other day because a crusty old man was smoking a roll up if Dutch tobacco and I couldn’t resist chatting about it.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 6 days ago:
Mental inconvenience takes a number of forms, one of them is nicotine addiction. Some people with more standard brains than you and I can’t comprehend why we would regularly consume literal poison to feel better instead of, I don’t know, watching a Disney film or running until they sweat and smell.
I have switched over to a vape and mix my own flavorless, scentless juice. I still feel like a pariah when I use it, and stick to alleys and back lots.
I truly wish vape culture hadn’t had that bro moment of douche bags chucking clouds in theaters and making a fuss when imbibing indoors.
I’d be slightly less embarrassed of the pile of addictions I’ve become.
- Comment on The city is so lively 1 week ago:
I bet they don’t even know how to run a train, posers.
/S
- Comment on The city is so lively 1 week ago:
I had a roommate years ago that collected dozens of escort flyers on his trip to Vegas and sealed them on a coffee table under acrylic.
Pretty rad.
- Comment on The city is so lively 1 week ago:
Oh shit, you’re right. Photo was probably taken from the Marz Brewing thing by the corner of Western and Armitage.
The intersection of Western/Armitage/Milwaukee is a pain in the dick for all. Pedestrians have to wait at three busy crosswalks to get to the train station. Drivers don’t know what lane to be in or whether they need to take a soft or hard left to continue onto the street they want.
They did recently bump out the curbs at the crosswalk, which is nice for pedestrians, but the cagers were upset because it created a bottle neck.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 week ago:
I’m preparing to bust my kikwears out of storage, but it’s not quite time yet.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 1 week ago:
I’m totally cool with baby fit coming back for a while, just please don’t bring back the pre-distressed dirty washed jeans that look like you’ve been rolling around in a barn all day and also shit yourself.
- Comment on Black Mirror AI 2 weeks ago:
I’m imagining a break future where, in order to access data from a website you have to pass a three tiered system of tests that make, ‘click here to prove you aren’t a robot’ and ‘select all of the images that have a traffic light’ , seem like child’s play.
- Comment on Trump says a 25% tariff "must be paid by Apple" on iPhones not made in the US, says he told Tim Cook long ago that iPhones sold in the US must be made in the US 2 weeks ago:
'What’s up, everybody? This is your boy Apple Lad, and I came through with one of those Tariff I Phones, just so I can unbox it for you!
- Comment on Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 2 weeks ago:
An additional $25 Diaper Convenience Fee has been automatically added to your total.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 2 weeks ago:
I found Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith, everyone!
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 2 weeks ago:
Ia! The black goat of the woods with a thousand young! Ia!
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 2 weeks ago:
I once worked with a Kaylee, but she pronounced it Kali, like Cali-fornia, or Kali-mah…
Took me a month to get that sorted in my head.
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 2 weeks ago:
Kommie-dagh
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 3 weeks ago:
I was briefly married to a Georgia, but the family wasn’t Southern. The fathers name was George and that is also what he named his first son, so his first daughter was Georgia.
Never have understood the phenomenon of fathers passing down their name, you’ve already cursed your child with the family name, why make things harder on the poor whelp?
- Comment on i broke 3 weeks ago:
That thing you like doing that makes you feel better? Stop it.
Instead do this thing that is tedious/boring that you never forward to.
Eventually you will fool yourself into enjoying this boring/tedious task and trick your brain into releasing dopamine when you perform it.
- Comment on doctors 3 weeks ago:
My mother had a doctor that refused to move forward with knee surgery because she was so depressed and refused to do therapy because it hurt her knee so much to move around.
I guess I understand, why go through the trouble of surgery if she’s just going to be a bummer couch potato afterwards and never change her ways?
But at least she’d be a bummer couch potato whose knee didn’t threaten to give out on her whenever she tried to do laundry in the basement.
If I take my car in for new brake pads, don’t refuse me service because the transmission is on its way out.
- Comment on Uncultured 3 weeks ago:
To slowly disperse neurotoxin when you chew on them.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 5 weeks ago:
Oh man, this is worse than the time my friends had me order a burger with Fromunda cheese…