ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations 1 day ago:
I’m writing a story where children are immediately under a birth debt once they are born and its an entire generations dream to get out from under that debt.
- Comment on Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name? 1 day ago:
I can’t say for sure why. When I got married she just wanted to take one of my names (I have two last names). I’m not famous or anything, so it doesn’t carry any clout. Maybe she wanted a fancy sounding hyphenated name too, because she added one of mine to her current one.
- Comment on AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets could be hacked, says a cybersecurity expert 2 days ago:
Won’t anyone think of the gun owners that have social anxiety that can’t bear to look the guy at the gun shop in the eye and don’t have the time to wait for an online order because IVE GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT IF I DON’T DO IT TONIGHT ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
/s
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
If my parents had bought a car I thought was cool back in the 90s it would have been Sgt. Slaughters Warthog from GI Joe or a Dodge Viper.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
My theory is that they will institute a tax on old products so that buying new items is the same or cheaper than buying new.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
I knew Grimace wasn’t too be trusted.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
‘McDonald’s has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald’s has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me… Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content… Elon here… Elon brought his own ketchup… It has bananas in it… I don’t know about that… Bananas in the ketchup… But he knows what he’s doing… And I trust his banana ketchup… I’m not going to eat it… The banana ketchup… But I trust him and his cars.’
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 3 days ago:
This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?
I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.
- Comment on Rizzmoth 5 days ago:
They just traced over the map of Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Illinois.
- Comment on M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location 2 weeks ago:
The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.
- Comment on M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location 2 weeks ago:
Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.
- Comment on No excuse 4 weeks ago:
You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Don’t even get me started on Bawk-kake…
- Comment on Honey 4 weeks ago:
Yeah. The modern method of acres and acres of one species being farmed, with or without pesticides and other performance enhancing drugs is terrible for the environment.
For many animals, you might as well build an asphalt parking lot for each acre of corn or soy you plant. Same goes for Western grass lawns.
The critters that can’t adapt starve or move away.
- Comment on If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him? 1 month ago:
I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
- Comment on Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it 1 month ago:
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
- Comment on The mark 1 month ago:
I have exactly that, but in my right arm.
Maybe its because I’m left handed…
- Comment on How can I get a screw like this out? 2 months ago:
It could be a regional thing. Where I’m from a screw with a single straight slot can be called a flathead whether the actual head of the screw is flat or domed.
- Comment on Aaaaah 2 months ago:
-Lack- of magnesium can cause cramps.
Supplementing magnesium can help lots of people since it is lacking in many people’s diets. It can also help you get more and better sleep, just avoid magnesium oxide, that will just make you poop and is unfortunately the form used in many supplements and multi vitamins.
- Comment on Samsung delivers 600-mile solid-state EV battery as it teases 9-minute charging and 20-year lifespan tech 3 months ago:
Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.
- Comment on If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials. 3 months ago:
Whatever.
Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S
- Comment on Ive bought two 4 months ago:
I just know that their military has the best MREs.
- Comment on Ive bought two 4 months ago:
No shit. My mom got a kitchen aid from my aunt and it has day unused under a hideous floral pattern dust cover because it was white and not pink like she wanted.
Next to the unused bread machine which is next to the George Foreman grill which is next to the panini press…
- Comment on Ive bought two 4 months ago:
I still have my great grandma’s cast iron kitchen cube that she brought over from the old country.
I can’t even describe what that thing can do with pork chops.
- Comment on Online Content Is Disappearing 5 months ago:
Oh, thank fuck. David Bowie’s Area is still online.
- Comment on Beep beep 6 months ago:
Its kind of like a Boise Corn-dog, but it requires jumper cables and four cinder blocks instead of two.
- Comment on First human brain implant malfunctioned, Neuralink says 6 months ago:
“I have a busted old brain from the 80s, what distro would you suggest?”
- Comment on arthropods 6 months ago:
Let’s hit up the butter museum first.
- Comment on space 7 months ago:
Perhaps designated Time Travel zones that are kept clear year round and only allow jumps of exactly one year?
- Comment on How does the day-to-day work of not wearing shoes in the house? 7 months ago:
I actually noped out of a potential roommate situation when I saw 20 pairs of shoes on the stairs leading to the apartments front door.