ZeffSyde

@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a typo, but now I want a cozy space ranch game based in the world of StarCraft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exclusive: Evidence of cell phone surveillance detected at anti-ICE protest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  : takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For non English speakers, poultry is often used to refer to any edible bird: including chicken, duck, goose, turkey.

  It may not be correct, but it be what it be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine the cumulative collection of micro plastics and prescription drugs that a cannibalistic diet would cause. We already have prions to worry about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lucky for you, the upcoming Slim Jim Darque line of meat style snack product is coming soon. You can destroy three different ecosystems with a single snack!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had a buddy that ate 8 lightbulbs this one time. He just got a hospital visit and totally flunked his vegan exams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, as it stands I’m just indentured. If I were cursed with a child, then I would probably do crime to provide for it and Then be used for slave labor once I was inevitably incarcerated.

  It’s the circle of life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I require nothing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I require nothing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? What is their workflow even like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I require nothing more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just thankful for any physical contact at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube Will Add an AI Slop Button Thanks to Google’s Veo 3⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thing makes noise wallet goes empty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.

  Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Thomas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s racist.

  /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Thomas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP Thomas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  'beak ’ of his performance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Study: Remote working benefits fathers while childless men miss sense of community⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.

  Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was Eddie Burback. youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Last I checked their mother was a hamster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Girl power!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aww man. Someone put shit in my pants while I was aiming.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who did this 😂😂😂⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gorillas.bas

  Nibbles.bas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SLAP THE BAG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.

  If Bali Shag released incense sticks, if seriously consider purchasing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.

  I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.

  Sorry, that’s insensitive.

  Xenophallus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It’s entirely a routine at this point. I’m figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree. There is a difference between being a smoker and being an inconsiderate dick.