ZeffSyde

@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it’s cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like it’s only a matter of time until I see a headline that says, ‘White House votes A-trocities A-OK!’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a video I will not point you to, because a hundred vegans probably have already, that show how sad and disgusting factory farming in the US is. I wouldn’t drink anything that came out of one of those depressing animal factories unless it had been processed to hell and back.

  There are better options on the market, but the average American is going to pay a buck or two less for a gallon from the milk factory. Same thing with eggs, meat.

  Conscious food choices are a luxury, here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People like my boomer mother will buy a gallon of milk and expect it to be good for 2+weeks.

  She is part of the reason I do a small shopping every couple days and only but what I need for the foreseeable future. An entire generation of Americans that are used to everything being so pumped with preservatives that we can eat a Twinkie that rolled under the couch last presidential election.

  Yet, we have to scrub eggs of their natural coating at the farm, requiring them to be refrigerated.

  Food regulation in the US hasn’t moved very far from the 60s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat Drip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even better!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨flouride⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another point that conspiracy bros will bring up is that fluoride is a toxic byproduct of aluminum manufacture and dumping it into the water supply is a cheap way for Alcoa to dispose of it benevolently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m writing a story where children are immediately under a birth debt once they are born and its an entire generations dream to get out from under that debt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t say for sure why. When I got married she just wanted to take one of my names (I have two last names). I’m not famous or anything, so it doesn’t carry any clout. Maybe she wanted a fancy sounding hyphenated name too, because she added one of mine to her current one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets could be hacked, says a cybersecurity expert⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t anyone think of the gun owners that have social anxiety that can’t bear to look the guy at the gun shop in the eye and don’t have the time to wait for an online order because IVE GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT IF I DON’T DO IT TONIGHT ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If my parents had bought a car I thought was cool back in the 90s it would have been Sgt. Slaughters Warthog from GI Joe or a Dodge Viper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My theory is that they will institute a tax on old products so that buying new items is the same or cheaper than buying new.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew Grimace wasn’t too be trusted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘McDonald’s has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald’s has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me… Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content… Elon here… Elon brought his own ketchup… It has bananas in it… I don’t know about that… Bananas in the ketchup… But he knows what he’s doing… And I trust his banana ketchup… I’m not going to eat it… The banana ketchup… But I trust him and his cars.’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?

  I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rizzmoth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They just traced over the map of Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Illinois.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Optional $200 dock with satisfyingly clicky lever mechanism that is activated from the front.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t even get me started on Bawk-kake…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. The modern method of acres and acres of one species being farmed, with or without pesticides and other performance enhancing drugs is terrible for the environment.

  For many animals, you might as well build an asphalt parking lot for each acre of corn or soy you plant. Same goes for Western grass lawns.

  The critters that can’t adapt starve or move away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Trump loses the election and flees to another country to avoid his sentencing in his (multiple) lawsuits, does the Secret Service have to go with him?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mark⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have exactly that, but in my right arm.

  Maybe its because I’m left handed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I get a screw like this out?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It could be a regional thing. Where I’m from a screw with a single straight slot can be called a flathead whether the actual head of the screw is flat or domed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaah⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  -Lack- of magnesium can cause cramps.

  Supplementing magnesium can help lots of people since it is lacking in many people’s diets. It can also help you get more and better sleep, just avoid magnesium oxide, that will just make you poop and is unfortunately the form used in many supplements and multi vitamins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung delivers 600-mile solid-state EV battery as it teases 9-minute charging and 20-year lifespan tech⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if the battery is 600 miles long like the title says.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If malls continue to shut down and decay over the next twenty years, someone should turn them into retirement communities for GenX and Millennials.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever.

  Go to Abercrombie and buy another polo shirt, conformist. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ive bought two⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I just know that their military has the best MREs.