ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on YouTube Will Add an AI Slop Button Thanks to Google’s Veo 3 4 days ago:
We are not the same, I usually choose to watch people with an excess amount of bottom.
- Comment on PROGRESS 1 week ago:
We would have 12 potential surfaces for condiments. So much more can be done with this construction.
- Comment on Thing makes noise wallet goes empty 1 week ago:
My mom’s Nissan Juke just started screaming, ‘Oh laaadyyy!’ whenever she starts it.
Any idea what’s going on? It’s a '16, only about 40k miles.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 1 week ago:
That’s racist.
/S
- Comment on RIP Thomas 1 week ago:
Pigeon Threatspin is the name of my next post-hardcore band.
- Comment on RIP Thomas 1 week ago:
'beak ’ of his performance.
- Comment on Study: Remote working benefits fathers while childless men miss sense of community 1 week ago:
This was me until I realized I didn’t have a child and that I lived in the first floor.
Where was I going? What giggled as I tossed it into the air?
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 1 week ago:
I keep licking my phone but it isn’t working.
- Comment on A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984 2 weeks ago:
I thought it was Eddie Burback. youtu.be/vA-bjpKvIw8
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 2 weeks ago:
Last I checked their mother was a hamster.
- Comment on Girl power! 2 weeks ago:
Aww man. Someone put shit in my pants while I was aiming.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
That’s cool, but MY watch has a Tomagachi living in it.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
But it’s gone up $200 since I bought it in 2014!
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 3 weeks ago:
Gorillas.bas
Nibbles.bas
- Comment on Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5 3 weeks ago:
SLAP THE BAG
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.
If Bali Shag released incense sticks, if seriously consider purchasing them.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.
I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
I’m hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.
Sorry, that’s insensitive.
Xenophallus.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
There’s still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It’s entirely a routine at this point. I’m figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
I agree. There is a difference between being a smoker and being an inconsiderate dick.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
Many people that smoke are already mentally unbalanced. Making them a shamed pariah is doing little for their mental health, it is just forcing them to hide yet another bit of their unhappiness.
Not smoking is healthier, no doubt, but the majority of people that still do it undoubtedly have enough shame going on. Self hate comes into play, as well.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
I’ve quit smoking for a decade now, but am still a nicotine addict. I’m glad I’m not coughing up yellow phlegm and short of breath all the time, but life becomes hell and I become irrational if I haven’t had my dose.
I wish I’d never started.
Wish in one hand shit in the other. See which fills up first.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
I don’t smoke any more, but I love the smell of nice tobacco. I was late for work the other day because a crusty old man was smoking a roll up if Dutch tobacco and I couldn’t resist chatting about it.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 3 weeks ago:
Mental inconvenience takes a number of forms, one of them is nicotine addiction. Some people with more standard brains than you and I can’t comprehend why we would regularly consume literal poison to feel better instead of, I don’t know, watching a Disney film or running until they sweat and smell.
I have switched over to a vape and mix my own flavorless, scentless juice. I still feel like a pariah when I use it, and stick to alleys and back lots.
I truly wish vape culture hadn’t had that bro moment of douche bags chucking clouds in theaters and making a fuss when imbibing indoors.
I’d be slightly less embarrassed of the pile of addictions I’ve become.
- Comment on The city is so lively 3 weeks ago:
I bet they don’t even know how to run a train, posers.
/S
- Comment on The city is so lively 3 weeks ago:
I had a roommate years ago that collected dozens of escort flyers on his trip to Vegas and sealed them on a coffee table under acrylic.
Pretty rad.
- Comment on The city is so lively 3 weeks ago:
Oh shit, you’re right. Photo was probably taken from the Marz Brewing thing by the corner of Western and Armitage.
The intersection of Western/Armitage/Milwaukee is a pain in the dick for all. Pedestrians have to wait at three busy crosswalks to get to the train station. Drivers don’t know what lane to be in or whether they need to take a soft or hard left to continue onto the street they want.
They did recently bump out the curbs at the crosswalk, which is nice for pedestrians, but the cagers were upset because it created a bottle neck.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 4 weeks ago:
I’m preparing to bust my kikwears out of storage, but it’s not quite time yet.
- Comment on We're deep into the baggy era mate 4 weeks ago:
I’m totally cool with baby fit coming back for a while, just please don’t bring back the pre-distressed dirty washed jeans that look like you’ve been rolling around in a barn all day and also shit yourself.
- Comment on Black Mirror AI 4 weeks ago:
I’m imagining a break future where, in order to access data from a website you have to pass a three tiered system of tests that make, ‘click here to prove you aren’t a robot’ and ‘select all of the images that have a traffic light’ , seem like child’s play.