ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on Couldn't be worse than what we have now... 2 days ago:
That is very sound logic.
- Comment on Couldn't be worse than what we have now... 2 days ago:
I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.
- Comment on Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot 1 week ago:
Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
This will look so much better when it’s smothered in Kentucky Blue grass and drive ways. /S
- Comment on The Simple Act of Buying a Graphics Card Is the Defining Misery of PC Gaming in 2025 4 weeks ago:
Right? I find solace in the fact that I can update individual parts of my PC over the years to play whatever new game catches my fancy. Buying a whole new console every generation seems wasteful.
I’m definitely not on board with pixel chasers upgrading graphic cards every year, though. That feels even more wasteful.
- Comment on cilanto 🌿 1 month ago:
To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.
- Comment on BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired 1 month ago:
I found one of those in the back of a taxi before my first smartphone.
I read through the guys messages and decided he was an abusive asshat. Kept it, wiped it, used it as an mp3 player until the screen cracked in my back pocket.
To this day I cringe whenever I see someone keeping their phone in a back pocket.
- Comment on BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired 1 month ago:
It still blows my mind how fast my friends and I were able to text on feature phones with T9.
I wonder if the suggestions ended up shaping our language patterns.
- Comment on Ancestry dot com 1 month ago:
TIL then! I love the history of words.
- Comment on Ancestry dot com 1 month ago:
Saltines are bright white in color. Also basic and bland. Dry. Cracker
That has been my take, as a Northern white dude, at least. Possibly wrong, as always.
I think I would feel more offended if someone called me a ‘honky’ as I am not a fan of basic ass cookie cutter Honky Tonk country music, and I’d be insulted at such an insinuation.
- Comment on eggs in japan 1 month ago:
I like to imagine they have higher standards at their laying facilities, but theirs could be just as monstrous as our filthy torture facilities that produce most cheap eggs here.
Maybe bird flu just hasn’t gotten there yet.
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 2 months ago:
I think they are taking about the four unpaid sick days some people choose to use for vacation. /S
- Comment on If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s. 2 months ago:
I haven’t smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it’s cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.
- Comment on ugh i wish 4 months ago:
I feel like it’s only a matter of time until I see a headline that says, ‘White House votes A-trocities A-OK!’
- Comment on ugh i wish 4 months ago:
Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.
- Comment on ugh i wish 4 months ago:
There is a video I will not point you to, because a hundred vegans probably have already, that show how sad and disgusting factory farming in the US is. I wouldn’t drink anything that came out of one of those depressing animal factories unless it had been processed to hell and back.
There are better options on the market, but the average American is going to pay a buck or two less for a gallon from the milk factory. Same thing with eggs, meat.
Conscious food choices are a luxury, here.
- Comment on ugh i wish 4 months ago:
People like my boomer mother will buy a gallon of milk and expect it to be good for 2+weeks.
She is part of the reason I do a small shopping every couple days and only but what I need for the foreseeable future. An entire generation of Americans that are used to everything being so pumped with preservatives that we can eat a Twinkie that rolled under the couch last presidential election.
Yet, we have to scrub eggs of their natural coating at the farm, requiring them to be refrigerated.
Food regulation in the US hasn’t moved very far from the 60s.
- Comment on Bat Drip 4 months ago:
Show me a single law that does not permit the wearing of a tasteful pearl necklace.
- Comment on flouride 4 months ago:
Even better!
- Comment on flouride 4 months ago:
Another point that conspiracy bros will bring up is that fluoride is a toxic byproduct of aluminum manufacture and dumping it into the water supply is a cheap way for Alcoa to dispose of it benevolently.
- Comment on Trump confirms plan to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations 4 months ago:
I’m writing a story where children are immediately under a birth debt once they are born and its an entire generations dream to get out from under that debt.
- Comment on Why do the majority of women still take their partner's last name? 4 months ago:
I can’t say for sure why. When I got married she just wanted to take one of my names (I have two last names). I’m not famous or anything, so it doesn’t carry any clout. Maybe she wanted a fancy sounding hyphenated name too, because she added one of mine to her current one.
- Comment on AI-powered vending machines that sell bullets could be hacked, says a cybersecurity expert 4 months ago:
Won’t anyone think of the gun owners that have social anxiety that can’t bear to look the guy at the gun shop in the eye and don’t have the time to wait for an online order because IVE GOT TO DO IT TONIGHT IF I DON’T DO IT TONIGHT ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
/s
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 4 months ago:
If my parents had bought a car I thought was cool back in the 90s it would have been Sgt. Slaughters Warthog from GI Joe or a Dodge Viper.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 4 months ago:
My theory is that they will institute a tax on old products so that buying new items is the same or cheaper than buying new.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 4 months ago:
I knew Grimace wasn’t too be trusted.
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 4 months ago:
‘McDonald’s has the biggest fries, the best fries. I helped them put the fries in the box, yes, me. McDonald’s has been with me every step of the way, even when all the wrong lesbians were being mean to me… Like, comment and vote if you want to see more of this wholesome Christian content… Elon here… Elon brought his own ketchup… It has bananas in it… I don’t know about that… Bananas in the ketchup… But he knows what he’s doing… And I trust his banana ketchup… I’m not going to eat it… The banana ketchup… But I trust him and his cars.’
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 4 months ago:
This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?
I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.
- Comment on Rizzmoth 4 months ago:
They just traced over the map of Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, Illinois.
- Comment on M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location 5 months ago:
The electrons would flow in the wrong direction.