ZeffSyde
@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
- Comment on Imagine not being able to shower, because AI slop generator machines need that water! 5 hours ago:
Yeah, chances are Jim Bob and Jolene aren’t going to get an entry level job at a data center. They don’t need many janitors or lunch ladies.
- Comment on Yeasty 12 hours ago:
‘Is Butterbean OK?’ -Johnny Knoxville
- Comment on Yeasty 12 hours ago:
They ate themselves alive.
- Comment on Piss Post 5 days ago:
You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed. -George Carlin
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
Using Augusten Burroughs for their marketing was their first mistake.
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
I’ve got nothing to hide ;)…
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
Had TSA take me aside and X-ray my laptop for a good 20 minutes last time I flew.
To be fair, the laptop had a sticker that insinuated drug use, but it’s not like I had hidden a thousand doses of Mega LSD under the SSD (which it really looked like they were scanning for).
- Comment on When the government forces you to act like a clown for no apparent reason 1 week ago:
I imagine they asked you to power the baby off and on whilst they his behind a blast shield.
- Comment on Brits can get around Discord's age verification thanks to Death Stranding's photo mode, bypassing the measure introduced with the UK's Online Safety Act. We tried it and it works—thanks, Kojima 1 week ago:
- Comment on Smoking avatars and online games: how big tobacco targets young people in the metaverse 1 week ago:
The avatars smoked so we could walk.
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 1 week ago:
There was this dumb ‘headset’ that retro enthusiasts loved that was just a big old Mah Bell phone receiver that plugged into your '00s era dumb phone.
Combine that with a High Quality landline phone ringtone and you’d be the coolest dork at the nerd party for approximately 5 minutes.
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 1 week ago:
Look out! It’s going to fire it’s laser!
:A bunch of feral cats materialize and chase a red dot around your chest:
- Comment on Anyone have one of these? 1 week ago:
That’s how I made collect calls back in the 90s: I was also a parrot, back then. Your experience may have differed.
- Comment on Adblockers stop publishers serving ads to (or even seeing) 1bn web users - Press Gazette 2 weeks ago:
It honestly creeps me out that so many people don’t curate what they watch and just consume whatever ‘their feed’ puts in front of them.
- Comment on You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this. 2 weeks ago:
Unexpected European Vacation quote.
- Comment on Japan using generative AI less than other countries 2 weeks ago:
They also embraced QR codes a decade or more before the West did.
- Comment on Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI 2 weeks ago:
Game over man, game over!
- Comment on Pentagon to start using Grok as part of a $200 million contract with Elon Musk's xAI 2 weeks ago:
They want both of these things.
- Comment on Dik Piks 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop! 3 weeks ago:
That fiction language Portuguese. /s
- Comment on Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game 3 weeks ago:
I know it’s a typo, but now I want a cozy space ranch game based in the world of StarCraft.
- Comment on Exclusive: Evidence of cell phone surveillance detected at anti-ICE protest 3 weeks ago:
: takes off face and puts it in faraday cage:
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 3 weeks ago:
For non English speakers, poultry is often used to refer to any edible bird: including chicken, duck, goose, turkey.
It may not be correct, but it be what it be.
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 3 weeks ago:
Imagine the cumulative collection of micro plastics and prescription drugs that a cannibalistic diet would cause. We already have prions to worry about.
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 3 weeks ago:
Lucky for you, the upcoming Slim Jim Darque line of meat style snack product is coming soon. You can destroy three different ecosystems with a single snack!
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 3 weeks ago:
I had a buddy that ate 8 lightbulbs this one time. He just got a hospital visit and totally flunked his vegan exams.
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 3 weeks ago:
Hey, as it stands I’m just indentured. If I were cursed with a child, then I would probably do crime to provide for it and Then be used for slave labor once I was inevitably incarcerated.
It’s the circle of life.
- Comment on I require nothing more 4 weeks ago:
I wish I had this much room to practice the blade.
- Comment on I require nothing more 4 weeks ago:
Right? What is their workflow even like?
- Comment on I require nothing more 4 weeks ago:
I’m just thankful for any physical contact at this point.
