ZeffSyde

@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Eeerectin’ a sentry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Number 2.

  Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk's Social Platform X has filed a lawsuit agains Minnesota, challenging a law banning political deepfakes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

  Subbed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A cigarette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll ask my priest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A fluid battery that can take any shape.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

  Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooo.ooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He. Ate. A baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be worse than what we have now...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is very sound logic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be worse than what we have now...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This will look so much better when it’s smothered in Kentucky Blue grass and drive ways. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Simple Act of Buying a Graphics Card Is the Defining Misery of PC Gaming in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? I find solace in the fact that I can update individual parts of my PC over the years to play whatever new game catches my fancy. Buying a whole new console every generation seems wasteful.

  I’m definitely not on board with pixel chasers upgrading graphic cards every year, though. That feels even more wasteful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cilanto 🌿⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I found one of those in the back of a taxi before my first smartphone.

  I read through the guys messages and decided he was an abusive asshat. Kept it, wiped it, used it as an mp3 player until the screen cracked in my back pocket.

  To this day I cringe whenever I see someone keeping their phone in a back pocket.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BlackBerry's iconic keyboard patent has expired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It still blows my mind how fast my friends and I were able to text on feature phones with T9.

  I wonder if the suggestions ended up shaping our language patterns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancestry dot com⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL then! I love the history of words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ancestry dot com⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Saltines are bright white in color. Also basic and bland. Dry. Cracker

  That has been my take, as a Northern white dude, at least. Possibly wrong, as always.

  I think I would feel more offended if someone called me a ‘honky’ as I am not a fan of basic ass cookie cutter Honky Tonk country music, and I’d be insulted at such an insinuation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eggs in japan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine they have higher standards at their laying facilities, but theirs could be just as monstrous as our filthy torture facilities that produce most cheap eggs here.

  Maybe bird flu just hasn’t gotten there yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rainbolt never misses⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think they are taking about the four unpaid sick days some people choose to use for vacation. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you are a young person you have no idea how bad everyone and everything smelled until at least the 1990s.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t smoked in a decade, but I still miss the smell of good Dutch rolling tobacco. Now hardly anybody smokes, and if they do it’s cheap American cigarettes or shitty cigars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like it’s only a matter of time until I see a headline that says, ‘White House votes A-trocities A-OK!’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just use bleach! It kills 99.9 percent of germs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a video I will not point you to, because a hundred vegans probably have already, that show how sad and disgusting factory farming in the US is. I wouldn’t drink anything that came out of one of those depressing animal factories unless it had been processed to hell and back.

  There are better options on the market, but the average American is going to pay a buck or two less for a gallon from the milk factory. Same thing with eggs, meat.

  Conscious food choices are a luxury, here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ugh i wish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People like my boomer mother will buy a gallon of milk and expect it to be good for 2+weeks.

  She is part of the reason I do a small shopping every couple days and only but what I need for the foreseeable future. An entire generation of Americans that are used to everything being so pumped with preservatives that we can eat a Twinkie that rolled under the couch last presidential election.

  Yet, we have to scrub eggs of their natural coating at the farm, requiring them to be refrigerated.

  Food regulation in the US hasn’t moved very far from the 60s.