ZeffSyde

@ZeffSyde@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I found Kyle “The Yellow Dart” Smith, everyone!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ia! The black goat of the woods with a thousand young! Ia!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I once worked with a Kaylee, but she pronounced it Kali, like Cali-fornia, or Kali-mah…

  Took me a month to get that sorted in my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Kommie-dagh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst spelling you've seen?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was briefly married to a Georgia, but the family wasn’t Southern. The fathers name was George and that is also what he named his first son, so his first daughter was Georgia.

  Never have understood the phenomenon of fathers passing down their name, you’ve already cursed your child with the family name, why make things harder on the poor whelp?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That thing you like doing that makes you feel better? Stop it.

  Instead do this thing that is tedious/boring that you never forward to.

  Eventually you will fool yourself into enjoying this boring/tedious task and trick your brain into releasing dopamine when you perform it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doctors⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My mother had a doctor that refused to move forward with knee surgery because she was so depressed and refused to do therapy because it hurt her knee so much to move around.

  I guess I understand, why go through the trouble of surgery if she’s just going to be a bummer couch potato afterwards and never change her ways?

  But at least she’d be a bummer couch potato whose knee didn’t threaten to give out on her whenever she tried to do laundry in the basement.

  If I take my car in for new brake pads, don’t refuse me service because the transmission is on its way out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncultured⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To slowly disperse neurotoxin when you chew on them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, this is worse than the time my friends had me order a burger with Fromunda cheese…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can kind of use it like ‘y’all’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what’s ligma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eeerectin’ a sentry!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Number 2.

  Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk's Social Platform X has filed a lawsuit agains Minnesota, challenging a law banning political deepfakes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

  Subbed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are there any Lemmy/Mbin instances by women for women?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay, who had Trump loyalty pins for Apocalyptic-Bingo this Sunday? Games just getting started, stay tuned!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A cigarette?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll ask my priest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saw this in a public women's bathroom. I didn't want to touch it, but I am curious as to what it is.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A fluid battery that can take any shape.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He did his research. Did he tell you why he only drinks pure grain alcohol and rainwater?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe Gets Bullied Off Bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

  Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooo.ooo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He. Ate. A baby!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be worse than what we have now...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is very sound logic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't be worse than what we have now...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something Bizarre Is Happening to People Who Use ChatGPT a Lot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This will look so much better when it’s smothered in Kentucky Blue grass and drive ways. /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Simple Act of Buying a Graphics Card Is the Defining Misery of PC Gaming in 2025⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? I find solace in the fact that I can update individual parts of my PC over the years to play whatever new game catches my fancy. Buying a whole new console every generation seems wasteful.

  I’m definitely not on board with pixel chasers upgrading graphic cards every year, though. That feels even more wasteful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨cilanto 🌿⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To me, it tastes like what it was cooked in was never rinsed after washing. So much Thai takeout wasted even after I requested no cilantro.