They meal is too fancy for RFK. Generally he’s ok with some homemade raccoon jerky
America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues
Submitted 1 year ago by Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Great opportunity
pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’re going to Make America Healthy Again, huh? Now, where did I put my giant “press X to doubt” button…
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This photo is absolutely terrifying on so many levels
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
They’re just trolling at this point … lol … this is what America wanted
Get ready for the ride.
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Sniveling Johnson trying to fit into the picture like “hey I’m here too! Don’t worry boss I’ll have the house ready to do your bidding. We don’t represent anyone but you!”
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The new live action McClowns are a bit too scary for my own comfort
TheFriar@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wow can you imagine the inane conversations that happen sitting at a table with this assholes? That literallly sounds like torture.
It’s like Fiona Apple said about sitting in a private theater doing coke with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson was a catalyst to never do coke again, this would be a catalyst to never breathing or living on this earth again.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I bet Elon and Trump are fighting to get the attention.
evidences@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The conversations would be insane because I bet ever single one of them would be a one upper.
RFK Jr would probably tell some story about cutting the head off a Bald Eagle then Elon would chime in about the time his personal Tesla flew to Mars with a Bald Eagle inside it, that’s what was in the suit.
Trump would try and say it was actually not a Bald Eagles in the Tesla but it was him and the Air Force launched a second rocket top secret rocket to pick him up, it was the biggest rocket.
And lastly Don Jr or Eric which even kid that is would start to tell a story and Trump would interrupt him and talk over him telling a story about the time he sexually assaulted some random women but since he has zero self awareness he would frame it as a good time.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Ugh, that sounds so fucking insufferable.
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Why are they doing an ad for mcdonalds?
GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 year ago
GOYA BEEEEAAANN
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kickbacks.
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To remind us of the food poisoning incident.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Left wingers should boycott McDonald’s just for fun because it’s Trump’s favourite thing apparently. It would be interesting to see.
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 year ago
I already do, animal and labor abusers can get fucked.
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
McDonalds is already on the BDS list for giving free food to the IOF. Which isn’t difficult because it’s garbage food at the price of real food.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 year ago
As opposed to my current boycott because the food is terrible?
Furball@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Fun fact: RFK jr plans to ban most of the ingredients of the junk food he is currently eating
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
“The stuff that he eats is really, like, bad,” he said on [a] podcast, in an episode that aired Tuesday. “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between—you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.”
– RFK Jr. a few days ago
westyvw@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wait, that almost makes him sound reasonable, please let him continue:
“I don’t have anything against fast food. I’m against food that has seed oils.”
Ok there is the crazy.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Oh my god for a second there I almost felt empathy for him. The feeling passed quickly though.
paraphrand@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So he’s proposing banning seed oils and similar?
Furball@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yes he is, he wants to ban high fructose corn syrup and a lot of other things too
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Freefall@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t there a huge outbreak of salmonella or something because the maga sheep all dutifully followed RFKs raw milk nonsense?
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 1 year ago
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Boozilla@lemmy.world 1 year ago
[deleted]prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Oh I’m sure he’ll have a nice well-done steak with ketchup every now and then.
(I died inside a little bit just typing that)
Willy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Wait. Why would you think that? It’s a mildly prestigious post. Sure, it’s honorable, but it’s certainly not something that anybody with any type of creative flair would ever aspire to. It’s a labor of 24/8 type love.
index@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The White House has one of the best chefs and kitchens in the world,
And that’s why they are not going to eat any fast food, they are making ads
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Hopefully the ecoli gets them all.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trump hates vegetables. Probably takes out the pickles and then cries about it like a little kid when Ivanka forgets to order a burger without any vegetables.
pdxfed@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, but what about the promotional and kick back opportunities lost? You have to think about profits…
eran_morad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the better to clog his arteries with.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Remember, this is the buy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.
pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 year ago
also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup
Oh. Oh god. What the fuck. And rural Americans voted for that?
Linktank@lemmy.today 1 year ago
This was the exact sentiment that crossed my mind. The amount of money these dipshits have available and they’re eating that crap? I don’t even believe it. This HAD to be a photo op to make the idiots believe “Wow they eat what I eat” before they rolled in the burnt steak with ketchup and whatever else they actually prefer.
darkpanda@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Nah it’s probably legit. Trump is famous for eating like trash. His usual order is reported to be two Big Macs and a Filet-o-fish, but I only see one Big Mac on his tray so maybe he’s on a diet.
Sabin10@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trump actually loves McDonald’s and eats it all the time.
Stovetop@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope so. Less cost to the taxpayer, and the high calorie and sodium count will send Trump to an early grave.
MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m not sure Vance is any better.
Not sure he’s any worse either. Ugh.
EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The taxpayer doesn’t pay for his meals, actually. Came as a surprise to the Obamas they said once.
zephorah@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There is a cockroach effect for some people when it comes to medical matters, like cancer gets them instead of the other way around.
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh the McD orders will be on top of everything. The kitchen will just throw away a lot more food.
Fermion@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Do you want president Vance? This is how you get president Vance.
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
i’m comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
He’s totally hiding his tiny hands under the table. What’s he hiding under there? Very rude to not keep your hands visible while eating.
kittyjynx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love that the genesis of that was an article calling him a “short fingered vulgarian” aka a common thief but he was too uneducated to realize that and instead thought they were making fun of his small hands. He would send the author pictures of himself with his hands circled in gold sharpie trying to prove that his hands were actually of normal size. The internet then picked up the small hands thing and ran with it.
NegativeInf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope they all have strokes.
Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Trump will be dead in a year and you guys will have president Vance to care for you 😆
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Where is Yagami-Light when we need him?
Joeffect@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are those quarter pounders? Listeria is on the table…
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
make escherichia coli great again
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Given the average age, there’s hope yet
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hate to say it, but the US isn’t the only country that is fucked. The impact is going to be felt worldwide and in a harsh way.
We’ll see how long places like Ukraine and Taiwan will last.
Ugh, the more I think about it the more I realize how bad it’s going to be.
index@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
We’ll see how long places like Ukraine and Taiwan will last.
Last before what?
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, climate change is global.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There could be (rare) upsides. If they go through with 50% or higher tarrifs, electronics prices in EU might come down due to dumping.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not a single sauce opened, no bites taken, nothing removed from an annoying tray lip and placed on the table like a real person. No sign whatsoever that they are actually eating this junk. The half eaten fries are staged as eating without the ketchup that is right there on the tray is quite unlikely.
This is a staged ad. It is meant to be a message to others in corporate America, and for marketing to convenient idiots to quote the Russian term.
index@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
There’s no way these people are eating “peasants” food. This looks more like an ad
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kennedy spoke openly the other day that the food they eat on the plane is absolute crap that is either big macs or KFC. So this could be a staged photo, but also it work mean another member of the photo was bitching about it being real and is lying.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Yeah, I honesty call bullshit on a 78 year old constantly eating McDonald’s.
distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’ both. The before eating pics are always more PR friendly. Trump loves McDonald’s because he has no taste
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Apparently he eats so much McDonald’s because he’s paranoid about being poisoned and thinks sending someone there to get his food anonymously makes him more safe somehow. It makes you wonder where that paranoia came from once you also learn that this was first reported seven years ago.