scytale

@scytale@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That can't be good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense why Trump like mcdonalds so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreWolf team has joined Mastodon⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised they weren’t already on there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of the time I was at a security conference. Obviously there was a lot of networking going on and a group of people I was talking to decided to connect on linkedin. They were sharing the qr code thing from the app and I said I didn’t have it. At first they thought I wasn’t on linkedin (and were baffled at that), and I had to clarify I HAVE an account but I don’t have the app on my phone. They were confused and I had to explain how much info the app wants to grab. And this was at an application security conference.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Outlook servers down, reports say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand, some businesses would rather offload the manpower, maintenance, and risk to a service provider instead of doing it on-prem by themselves. Really depends on the business though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pardon????⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The pandemic really made us skip 2 years of our lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn a 5-star safety rating in Europe | Euro NCAP will introduce new testing rules in 2026 requiring physical controls for the highest safety score⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll be hard pressed to find a new car in 2025 that doesn’t have steering wheel controls unless you go out of your way to look for one (if there is any).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine was even though they were already retired. Tbf I was only working for 2 years at the time so I was still getting job advice. It was basically “try to work in government so you get a good pension when you retire”, even though the private sector equivalent jobs were paying double.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn a 5-star safety rating in Europe | Euro NCAP will introduce new testing rules in 2026 requiring physical controls for the highest safety score⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are buttons on the steering wheel to skip songs and adjust the volume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn a 5-star safety rating in Europe | Euro NCAP will introduce new testing rules in 2026 requiring physical controls for the highest safety score⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually a fan of big screens, HOWEVER they should be limited to being an actual “infotainment” system only. All essential controls should be buttons, switches, and dials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, I’m definitely looking into upgrading to a proper hood fan in the near future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK: Gas stoves cause cancer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Our new-build house came with a gas stove+oven. Our overhead microwave does vent to the outside of the house so hopefully it helps a bit. The worst part is the oven’s vents face the front, so the fumes literally go up to your face if you’re standing in front of it. So when we use the oven, we try to keep distance and hope the the microwave vent sucks up as much fumes as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boiling hot, Ice cold, skin melting, frigid, liquid magma, hailstorm, just right for 5 seconds, dragon fire⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel bad for wasting water so I stand in the far end and try to start wetting my hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bawitdaba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Devin Townsend?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Weekly thread] How is everyone doing with their home improvements?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Too lazy to turn on my irrigation system. I drained it 2 weeks ago in preparation for the deep freeze last week. Homes in my state aren’t built for freezing weather so we have to drain our irrigation lines and drip faucets anytime it gets below freezing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blocklist for AI music on youtube.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to admit there are 2 ai-made music stuff that I like - the one with the bugs playing death metal, and the one that converts social media roasts into songs. But that’s about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you feel like you've reached the end of what the world has to offer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only been to 8 countries, so no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Advice on enjoying your life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Calm and boring days” is definitely underrated. When you’re an adult with daily responsibilities, it’s almost impossible to have ab extended period, let alone an entire day, where there is nothing that comes up that needs to be done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be honest. Your first thought was would this be an advantage or disadvantage during masturbation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude can be an amazing piano player.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dairy Queen… now that one hurts.

  I’m mildly lactose intolerant and recently discovered I have the least issues with Andy’s Frozen Custard, so I’ve stopped going to DQ since last year.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare outage caused by botched blocking of phishing URL⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For such a large org, they did not have 2-party review/approval for high risk changes prior to this incident. You’d think there would be at least review and approval before a change is implemented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eyes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like wearing goggles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If driving with your head buried in your phone isn't dangerous enough there's also THIS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You already have one built-in:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit is purging NSFW subs as well as trans-related subreddits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw one thread where lemmy was being recommended and some people were on board with moving over, so that was nice to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remembering Radio Free Fedi⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was sad to hear that it shut down. I was just about to consider uploading my music there. Unfortunately I don’t have the resources to host it on my own so couldn’t really contribute on that end.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit rubbery...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternative Mobile Front-ends: A list of privacy-respecting front-ends to popular online services, including social media, streaming and information services. All of the options here are mobile apps⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Missing rdx for reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It would have been interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol sorry people not getting the joke are downvoting you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL some people don’t poop before exercising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We like music because our brains crave pattern recognition.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prog music lovers in shambles.