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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Just be veeeery careful about reflective surfaces so you don’t hurt other innocent people. Make sure you wear laser glasses that you bought from a real reputable place, Amazon and the likes are full to the brim with counterfeits that don’t protect you from anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After police used Flock cameras to accuse a Denver woman of theft, she had to prove her own innocence⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They just redefined “speedy” to be several years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple is reportedly getting ready to introduce ads to its Maps app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It was miles ahead of the other one because it wasn’t full of stupid ads. That was its one feature. Was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apple is reportedly getting ready to introduce ads to its Maps app⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I uninstalled it when it told me to turn left at the Wendy’s™ instead of a fucking street name. After I missed my turn and got to my destination late, I looked it up and the place it was talking about was visually obscured by another building so I couldn’t have possibly known where to turn. Fuck that noise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a minor to moderate amount of tomfoolery in construction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t possibly see this being a problem. After all, car drivers are always very safe and careful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft is removing code obfuscation in Java Edition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a 20 year old game going into abandonware mode. This is the nicest way for them to do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a minor to moderate amount of tomfoolery in construction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao is this real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a minor to moderate amount of tomfoolery in construction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit what a boondoggle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pronouns history⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone ever asked you to call them a neopronoun?

  Yes. Are you erasing these people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  (Limited exceptions.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a “shop” if you mean it’s short for “photoshop”. It is not a real thing, only a joke. There would be no reason, we just have lighthearted rivalries between states.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, boomer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Life is too short to bother maintaining relationships with people like that. They can rot away in lonely isolation, like they deserve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan??? ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It means it’s a corrupt dictatorship.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great to see some actual progress over there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they were smart they wouldn’t be racist in the first place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is called an oopsi⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Asshole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. hits $38 trillion in debt, after the fastest accumulation of $1 trillion outside of the pandemic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone got some favorite European index funds? I’m completely pulling out of the US economy to all extents possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wel…if you’re white anyways. No this is more American than selective enforcement of laws.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or two generations...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How ya doin’ Bernie? (Oi vé, oi vé!)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only we knew...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my understanding that the Nazi party was in fact not voted into power. It was a hostile takeover.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The people who protest against the Palestinian Genocide would be the same people who protested against the Holocaust.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you do finally admit that Israel is perpetrating a genocide in Gaza?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The people who protest against the Palestinian Genocide would be the same people who protested against the Holocaust.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a lot of nuance to bombing hospitals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s counterproductive in terms of shelf life, and just plain gross. If your market does this, vote with your wallet and go somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨another TUI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Friendly reminder to take your meds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I drove it. Are there teslas that can drive without human supervision? This was about a year ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The AWS Outage Bricked People’s $2,700 Smartbeds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what “bricked” means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea it was fine but the driver assist wasn’t any better than my Honda and the turn signals were awful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the TB lion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You have asthma. Meds would probably help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesla reintroduces 'Mad Max' Full Self-Driving mode that breaks speed limits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And when, ever in its history, has Tesla given you a reason to believe they aren’t just outright lying?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whaaaaaaaat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Step one: find a single shred of evidence that this is true.