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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#lovewins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a creepy stone carved into a face. That’s it. They are joking by implying it has cursed magical properties because it looks so creepy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It is the season soon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course the ai missed the fucking point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bernstein Posits That A 10 Percent Baseline US Tariff On Raw Semiconductors Is "Not Going To Do All That Much," But PCs, Servers, And Smartphones Are About To Get Pricier By ~40 Percent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet is about to feel a lot slower for us as more services move offshore to flee the taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨European police say KidFlix, "one of the largest pedophile platforms in the world," busted in joint operation.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla Thunderbird Challenges Gmail With Its Own Email Service⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me you have no meaningful impact on the world without telling me you have no meaningful impact on the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Calm your tits⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …I need to up my tie dye game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beyond RGB: A new image file format efficiently stores invisible light data⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps training an image classifier?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After 50 million miles, Waymos crash a lot less than human drivers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s nonsensical to compare protected highway miles with surface city street miles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid subscription costs | The free open-source Microsoft Office alternative is being downloaded by nearly 1 million users a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would recommend switching to LibreOffice, it is definitely more performant and modern.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LibreOffice downloads on the rise as users look to avoid subscription costs | The free open-source Microsoft Office alternative is being downloaded by nearly 1 million users a week⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oracle bought and ratfucked it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Europe is looking for alternatives to US cloud providers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What facts did they get wrong?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my dreams in colour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for explaining!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The specter of a GTA 6 delay haunts the games industry: 'Some companies are going to tank' if they guess wrong, says analyst⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t call it a success yet. I just started playing it for the first time yesterday and I have already fallen through the floor twice and the camera was broken causing seizure inducing visuals in one of the cutscenes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my dreams in colour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What does that have to do with being white?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zen browser had a backdoor enabled by default⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It turns out hobby forks of a web browser is a dumb idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my dreams in colour⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I like this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mamma mia isa shea ghosta?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At the request of the Turkish government, X blocks access to student and opposition accounts amid nationwide protests.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yea but he wouldn’t just lie right? It’s after 2014 so his cars drive themselves and actually pay their owners money now right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another treasure stolen from us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The point of a pizza roll is that it’s the smallest amount of effort humanly possible for calories. It’s not exactly a culinary experience. That said, at least use a toaster/air fryer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Americans can't coo-"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Existing off of nothing but government subsidized protein is a nice life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Americans can't coo-"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filing: DOGE broke Treasury policy with unencrypted email⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a dumb removed? You need to join a better instance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Filing: DOGE broke Treasury policy with unencrypted email⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was just at a Tesla protest in my local town last weekend. There are literally zero articles about it. We don’t have freedom of the press here anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X (Twitter) is down in worldwide outage.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My government emergency alerts :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who needs retirement when you can buy an asset that loses value over time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Secure a source of nitrogen for an asphyxiation booth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Germans no longer see US as trustworthy partner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Russia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battery tech really does move fast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ? Are you talking about the lightning connector?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pinterest changes user terms so it can train AI on user data and photos, regardless of when they were posted⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bug uh, I wrote an entire license in every one of my comments so it would be impossible for them to scrape! /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Undocumented 'Backdoor' Found In Chinese Bluetooth Chip Used By a Billion Devices.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not related to this at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You guys have to end it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you also pay people to whip you? It seems like you like being hurt.