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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Jamaican accent just makes me smile⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you say the same thing about the Dutch Jar-Jar meme?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sex drugs violence racism queerphobia left-handedness

  …if you leave this post up you explicitly endorse all those things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that in most countries, traffic fatalities have been falling. But in the U.S., the opposite happened. Americans die in rising numbers⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao they deleted the entire account when called out. Sketchy af.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We can play that game too⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost as if we all rely on each other to exist. If only there was a word for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they know what they need to do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You see, they didn’t use the fossil fuels that Jesus loves, so when anything at all goes wrong it is the fault of the Jesus-hating non-gas-burners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨India forces WhatsApp and Telegram into permanent SIM binding⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that like a month’s rent in some parts of India?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to my engineering homies.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easier than you’d think. The applicant pool doesn’t tend to be the best and brightest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corvid-19⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is the Unidan equivalent on Lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨˚₊‧꒰ა 𓂋 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus was a dark skinned man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What life hack helped you this year?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience most of the time it’s because nobody ever taught them. They grew up with shitty parents that made them think rice and beans are only for yucky brown people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What life hack helped you this year?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is literally the same amount of effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FAWK BAHD! PUT THAT DART OUT!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Working in oil tends to inherently select for people who don’t care at all about other people. If they did they wouldn’t make a career out of destroying the earth for every future human.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were doing it at the rallies for months afterward.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly no good culture at all wherever your family comes from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai car requires $2000, app & internet access to fix your brakes - what the actual f⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which boot? Be specific. You make no sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai car requires $2000, app & internet access to fix your brakes - what the actual f⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Onewheels are self-balancing electric skateboards. They have a sensor on the footpad that activates the motor while you’re standing on it. For quite a while the manufacturer of the boards was having an issue where the sensor would stay stuck on, so when you stepped/fell off the board it would just take off under it’s on power until it ran into something and broke or lost its balance and tipped over. The manufacturer kept denying and denying and denying and gaslighting. Then after enough negative press from people like Louis Rossman and a lady that got sent to the hospital after a board slammed into her, the US government stepped in and threatened to shut down the company if they didn’t acknowledge and fix the issue so they finally did something about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, there is American cheese that is actual cheese, not just processed dairy product. Of course you won’t find someone like Kraft making it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you are just ignorant. It’s a big country with many food cultures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Racism restaurant ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are aware that many of your foods still have food coloring right? There are many natural food colorings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai car requires $2000, app & internet access to fix your brakes - what the actual f⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Im confused. Who am I manipulated by?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai car requires $2000, app & internet access to fix your brakes - what the actual f⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So then why the dog at Rossman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai car requires $2000, app & internet access to fix your brakes - what the actual f⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How’s that boot taste?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyundai car requires $2000, app & internet access to fix your brakes - what the actual f⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds to me like you haven’t had a board ghost into a stranger’s car. It’s fucking terrifying. Ask me how I know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, he was just threatening to deport him and his family like a week ago. Demented fuckhead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women and men and consensual sex⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unwilling young teenagers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women and men and consensual sex⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait who’s the second one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How…Microsoft of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The tiny text and QR code actually have the error still. It’s just the frowny face is 10x the font size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft finally admits almost all major Windows 11 core features are broken⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that exactly what the person you replied to is talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True romance, despite everything.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I point this out I receive a deluge of hate. You are right though.