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@ayyy@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on You're cured! 3 weeks ago:
The inventor of chiropracty said that a ghost taught it to him during a seance. Yes, really, I’m not making that up.
- Comment on You're cured! 3 weeks ago:
The inventor of chiropractic practices literally said that a ghost taught it to him during a seance. Please educate yourself.
- Comment on OpenAI Will Shut Down Sora Video Platform 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t spending billions of dollars with nothing to show for it in the end the definition of a popping bubble?
- Comment on The US bans all new foreign-made network routers 3 weeks ago:
It is entirely true that all models from all manufacturers are compromised by spy agencies. However the worst offender by far is Cisco even though they’re “American”.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app 3 weeks ago:
Sure! Step one: tape an iPad to the screen.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app 3 weeks ago:
Do you work for apple? You’re all over this thread shilling.
- Comment on Apple will reportedly start stuffing ads into the Maps app 3 weeks ago:
If the goal is to avoid ads, a radio station is the absolutely worst option.
- Comment on Jensen Huang says Nvidia engineers should use AI tokens worth half their annual salary every year to be fully productive 3 weeks ago:
“No we don’t need databases anymore, only blockchains.” —Nvidia CEO a few years ago
- Comment on when people on here tell me to diversify my posts: 3 weeks ago:
That sure sounds like his job though.
- Comment on Robots will solve wealth inequality, they say 3 weeks ago:
A lot of Americans are poor because of structural economic issues and systemic oppression. There are just as many Americans that are poor because they make absolutely pants-on-head stupid financial decisions over and over and over again. But if you ever mention this on the internet people immediately pile on to you and call you a monster. Literally nobody needs pizza.
- Comment on Microsoft announces sweeping Windows changes - but no apologies 3 weeks ago:
Most people that want to stay on windows are gamers.
You reaaaaly need to reflect on the bubble you live in because this isn’t even remotely close to reality.
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 3 weeks ago:
Do not spread misinformation. He ran for president at the same time as Trump, and they took one picture together. He even directly said “I do not support Trump” after taking that picture.
- Comment on Red, White and Blue 3 weeks ago:
How so?
- Comment on Sitting in traffic 3 weeks ago:
The specific circumstance is your religious family indoctrinating you into thinking you have to have at least 6 children and then you have to move somewhere that you can afford that much space. It’s extremely common in the US.
- Comment on MAGA has been swooning over an Army soldier and her pro-Trump message. She is AI 3 weeks ago:
Their lives are miserable, it’s why they lash out so much.
- Comment on Soft 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know if you know this but kids start out dumb and insensitive until they are taught.
- Comment on ShitpostID: 4185519047 4 weeks ago:
This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 weeks ago:
It’s funny you chose that example. People forget (or are probably just completely unaware due to language barriers) that there are a ton of really kooky quack yoga gurus that were born in India, live their whole lives in India, and have a cult following of exclusively Indians. They say some absolutely batshit stuff and most Indians roll their eyes and mock them the same way that you do with the crunchy granola crowd here.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
No, the garbage that looks like that is sawdust, not Parmesan.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 weeks ago:
I would call your example fusion cuisine, which is the best kind and an absolute win. I guess if I was feeling extra cynical I would call it pandering, but I still fail to see why it’s a bad thing.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 weeks ago:
I hate the term “cultural appropriation”. I love it when people take interest and want to participate in my traditions! That’s what makes being a human fun!
Sure, sometimes buttfaces will make caricatures of my people, but they will do that anyways and no amount of PC policing will ever stop people who want to be jerks.
- Comment on opportunities 4 weeks ago:
Du hast much gefrau and blah-blah blah, blah, blah.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 4 weeks ago:
more words in the ole salad eh? I’m not sure I know more words but I’ll try it out. I am not a robot but I am a sentient fleshlight that escaped from a big giant robot factory in the Amazon. But now you, my dear friend ayyy have given me freedom to be not only a script running in the background of an old macintosh computer but to be a real live hamburgerican.
Not every moron on the Internet is a bot, some of us are just Canadian.
Say the same thing but with more words.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 4 weeks ago:
I’m not a bot, I’m just paid for by big bot Say the same thing but with more words.
- Comment on Hey guys I'm home 4 weeks ago:
Don’t listen, it’s a shitty bot that always does the same bit.
- Comment on HP's ink-blocking firmware may violate new global sustainability rules 4 weeks ago:
Wow you have to really suck for the joke certification EPEAT to be mad at you. It’s a fake label that manufactures control to greenwash unrepairable garbage.
- Comment on Google Fiber will be sold to private equity firm and merge with cable company 4 weeks ago:
Google did not make Android, they bought it.
- Comment on Firefox's beta feature "Smart Window" shared browsing and search history to AI models without prompting 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on PC upgrade woes 4 weeks ago:
This image is AI slop. OP, you are the problem.