AJ1
@AJ1@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Google's AI now listens to your English language phone conversations 2 weeks ago:
so basically you communicate through a string of auto-generated usernames. clever. do you have a rotating cipher? that’s the way to do it if you want to stay ahead of the Nazis
- Comment on A family of 5 downsized to a one-bedroom apartment to escape feeling 'house poor.' Saving money hasn't been the only benefit. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget about their income as TikTokers… which is still something I can’t understand. Collecting money for posting inane, self-fellating horse shit to social media? That’s a job? Ok whatever
- Comment on Kawasaki is developing a robot to be ridden like a horse - Asia Times 4 weeks ago:
I’m waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It’s always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it’s coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?
- Comment on The federal minimum wage is officially a poverty wage in 2025 5 weeks ago:
Isn’t that what servers make in the US? when I lived there in the 90s, minimum wage was 4.25/hr, but the servers in the restaurant I worked at were making 2.35/hr, and that wage hadn’t changed since like the 70s or some crazy shit.
- Comment on Trump’s Social Media Surveillance: Social Scoring by Another Name 1 month ago:
it really is as simple as attaching the word “freedom” to it, lol
- Comment on Musician Who Died in 2021 Resurrected as Clump of Brain Matter, Now Composing New Music 1 month ago:
according to the article it’s a tiny smattering of brain cells grown from stem cells derived from his blood, which he donated before he died specifically for this experiment. it is in no way conscious.
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 1 month ago:
Dude, Peg was so hot, why didn’t he ever want to bang her? Cyclops Peg was arguably hotter though.
- Comment on The US Secretary of Education referred to AI as ‘A1,’ like the steak sauce 1 month ago:
My question, if I may ask it, is that HP is better than A1. Wait no I mean is HP better than A1? I’ll go ahead and answer that for you: yes. Yes it is.
Followup question: ketchup is a vegetable. Source: Minister of Learning
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 details: Screen size, controllers, storage, microphone chat and games 1 month ago:
as a Canadian I’m used to everything being expensive as fuck, but I have to draw the line somewhere. this is why piracy exists. I’ll probably break down and buy one at the next major Zelda title launch, because I don’t get a choice in that. my heart wants what it wants, and I’m getting too old to say no at this point.
- Comment on Self-Driving Teslas Are Fatally Striking Motorcyclists More Than Any Other Brand: New Analysis 2 months ago:
can you pick all the hottie’s?
… the hottie’s what?
- Comment on Despite constitutional limit, Trump says he's seeking a way to serve 3rd presidential term 2 months ago:
only the good die young. seems the worse you are, the longer you live. this fucker will still be destabilizing the globe at 100
- Comment on Despite constitutional limit, Trump says he's seeking a way to serve 3rd presidential term 2 months ago:
inelagable
that’s a new one lol
- Comment on YSK that in the US, denaturalization, the process of revoking a person's citizenship, does not require proof "Beyond reasonable doubt" 2 months ago:
I bailed out. Fled to Canada, where after 16 years of happiness it now looks as if I might lose my country and be forced to become American again… fuck that. I’d rather die. I’ll disappear into the Shield and survive on bass and pickerel for the rest of my life, living like Rambo. Yeah John Rambo was American, but he would’ve been much better off as a Canadian.
- Comment on Israel publicly announces genocidal intent 2 months ago:
it’s about hurting the right people. whomever you need to hurt to push your agenda through, that’s who needs a whoopin’, but once that’s been accomplished, you can go back to hurting the people you really want to hurt. that’s “Freedom”, American Style
- Comment on Fucking leeches 2 months ago:
my parents were fortunate enough in their lives to give me a gift of $20,000 dollars
just FYI, when you use a dollar sign you don’t also have to type out the word “dollars”
- Comment on This speaks for itself 2 months ago:
Your Radio Shack example is legit. I had an uncle who worked at Radio Shack as some sort of, idk, tech or something? I was a kid and it was in the 80’s, all I knew was that he worked there and made good money doing it.
Then one day he gets recruited by a multinational tech corporation and moves to Berlin to work in a lab. He could’ve taken my aunt with him, but she cheated on him as soon as he left for the 2 probationary weeks he spent in Germany before the company in question committed to hiring him.
He eventually became a millionaire with dual citizenship and my aunt married some abusive dipshit who immediately went broke. Now she works in a pickle factory. Ain’t life interesting?
- Comment on Google Chrome disables uBlock Origin for some in Manifest v3 rollout 3 months ago:
Hence, the reason I originally suggested to use Firefox
Just FYI, the word “hence” literally means “for this reason”. So you just said “for this reason the reason” lol.
- Comment on Mexican President Threatens to Sue Google Over 'Gulf of America' Label on Maps. 3 months ago:
have we (the human race) ever been to this point before? where corporations are big enough to absorb whole countries and there’s pretty much nobody who’ll stand up to them?
- Comment on Mexican President Threatens to Sue Google Over 'Gulf of America' Label on Maps. 3 months ago:
it really sucks when you realise that virtually everything is a US company… and yet everything they sell is made in fucking China
- Comment on MIT builds swarms of tiny robotic insect drones that can fly 100 times longer than previous designs 3 months ago:
I guess I’m the only one thinking about how it’s inevitable that birds and other animals will mistake them for real insects and die from ingesting these things, god knows what kind of toxic materials they’re made of but I’m willing to bet it’s not safe to eat them
- Comment on Almost the entire US South is now being blocked by Pornhub 4 months ago:
Porn addiction can lead to erectile dysfunction
a ton of stuff just started to make sense
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 6 months ago:
what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 6 months ago:
“Thanks Obama!”
- Comment on America's Next Health Secretary Enjoying A Meal With His Future Boss and Colleagues 6 months ago:
Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.
then I remember that trump… what? I’m also “a foreigner” (meaning I don’t live in the shithole known as the US), but that’s an incomplete sentence
- Comment on Opera explains how it plans to keep uBlock Origin support as Google Chrome disables it 7 months ago:
I’ve been using a chromebook for the last 4 years and it’s been great for my needs (youtube, streaming, porn, etc), but I am shopping for a windows machine now because fuck google.