bitjunkie

@bitjunkie@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mac does this as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sow sow sow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who also enjoys this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also enjoy being the book

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can just do stuff.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sow sow sow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re supposed to ask permission before using my likeness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really need a modern day Robin Hood hacker type⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought I read somewhere that they actually used face rec and CCTV, but leaked that it was a call-in tip to obfuscate the extent of the surveillance state from the public?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sharks Are Testing Positive For Cocaine And Caffeine in The Bahamas⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell yeah brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A million new SpaceX satellites will destroy the night sky — for everyone on Earth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  However high they can shoot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after 3 shots of vodka⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better than sticking around long enough to turn into hyper-monetized garbage like big tech has

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after 3 shots of vodka⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  omg reported

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me after 3 shots of vodka⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m ok with getting food involved though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta found liable in child exploitation case⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re still using Meta spyware in 2026 and think you’re getting true E2E without a backdoor, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta found liable in child exploitation case⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Putting this in fixed-width for scale:

  This ruling:                        375,000,000
  Meta valuation:               1,618,000,000,000
  

  This isn’t even a slap on the wrist; it’s a fucking rounding error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The artificial gravity generators never seem to get destroyed in space battles.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh ok, got you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wear shorts with motorcycle boots. I can feel the cringe in you as you read this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah this may as well be any photo of me and my wife during warm weather

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very low-key

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The artificial gravity generators never seem to get destroyed in space battles.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They actually do that in The Expanse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With our new AI 3D rendering feature you can turn any standard 2D photo into an accurate 3D model! BEHOLD!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  * ^^^until ^^^we ^^^feel ^^^like ^^^adding ^^^them ^^^later

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jensen Huang says Nvidia engineers should use AI tokens worth half their annual salary every year to be fully productive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a fucking clown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UN Commission concludes that deportation and forcible transfer of Ukrainian children by Russian authorities, as well as enforced disappearances, amount to crimes against humanity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s wonderful, now fucking DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hot girls hate fascism❤️‍🔥⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO Says He Gets Where The DLSS 5 Outrage Is Coming From: ‘I Don’t Love AI Slop Myself’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … every single frame, it enhances but it doesn’t change anything.

  Yeah ok this guy needs to look up those words

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finishing a video game can trigger “post-game depression,” study finds⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In fairness, a lot of the games I’ve played that did this did have interesting side plots that I would have been pissed if I had to start a new playthrough to see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft keeps insisting that it's deeply committed to the quality of Windows 11⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HAHAHAHHAAH ok buddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What??? Nativity scene with a crucifix in the background?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Joseph tryna hint at the little bastard to act right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft rolls back some of its Copilot AI bloat on Windows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Too little too late

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thia better not awaken anything in me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This joke is literally in the screenshot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not a doctor, nor have I played one on TV.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  $216k is plenty to live on for putting in so few hours

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sam Altman Thanks Programmers for Their Effort, Says Their Time Is Over⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • punitive damages