Hobbes_Dent
@Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 3 days ago:
Slowly and with plenty of witnesses invent the toilet. But like out of wood pieces like a barrel or ship. Rain barrel on the roof for water. Start suggesting more contained sewage.
Should be just enough to not get dead for heresy or something but live comfortably and help a shitty situation.
- Comment on I really thought I'd learn more about towers from a book that's about two of them. 5 days ago:
Perhaps you’d like to hear less over more books about a dark tower.
- Comment on I get that america is failing if it's duty to suppress the rise of fascist but did the rest of the world just put all its eggs in the america basket? 1 week ago:
America demanded the role. America took the role and hoarded it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Boioioioooung
Sorry, I see a degauss button I press it.
- Comment on One of the best on N64 2 weeks ago:
Space Station Silicone Valley.
That was life changing too.
- Comment on FTC Heads To Trial To Break Up Meta: What You Need To Know. 2 weeks ago:
I don’t need to know anything about it so long as the FTC is non-credible.
- Comment on America is fucked 2 weeks ago:
Our service uses bikes in highly urban areas, but I can’t speak to the pros or cons of it as I don’t have the brain power right now. It’s a large service, but not anywhere near a significant part of the service. Urban stuff, large gatherings stuff, terrain stuff with quads and even a boat.
They carry 100lbs of gear.
- Comment on Every time you eat, you're trusting many strangers to not have tampered with your food 2 weeks ago:
Funny we hug a line between mass acceptance that you don’t fuck with food and selfish behaviour around disease.
“Wear a hair net.”
“Of course.”
“Wear a mask.”
“Fuck you, let’s wreck the planet.”
- Comment on A 'US-Made iPhone' Is Pure Fantasy 2 weeks ago:
Even that’s gonna take some work.
- Comment on Number 6 2 weeks ago:
3 is like, “why you all looking left?”
- Comment on China launches military drills around Taiwan 4 weeks ago:
Because the superpowers are bullies and many of them had to wear masks.
- Comment on With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before 4 weeks ago:
Tomorrow one is never going to be sure we aren’t in that Star Trek: TNG episode with the time loops (pick one, but you know the one) - but for news.
- Comment on Is there a non leftist version of this website? 4 weeks ago:
There is no “lemmy”. It’s a collection of communities. If it’s ’leftist’ or any other ‘ist’, that’s evidence of the people here, not the platform’s sportsball choice.
- Comment on long 4 weeks ago:
Your turn, long pigs.
- Le Resistance du Wilbur et Charlotte
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Alternatively,
“My humanity prevents complicity in ‘reaching millions’ for Elon Musk and those who would take the lives and rights of others for hate.”
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 4 weeks ago:
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
- Comment on Wouldn't be so heavy if they used their hands instead 4 weeks ago:
We’ve got to install microwave ovens
Custom long dong delivery
We’ve got to move these refrigerators
We’ve got to stand back and lean to pee
Look it here, look out
- Comment on Trump announces 25% tariffs on imported cars, ratcheting up global trade war 4 weeks ago:
“I may give a lot of countries breaks,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office. “I’m embarrassed to charge them what they’ve charged us.”
Nobody outside of your echo country is dumb enough to believe that.
- Comment on Tech giants must protect reporter-source privacy in leak cases. 5 weeks ago:
Unless it’s a leak within Meta, Amazon, Alphabet, Microsoft, or X of course.
America demands retribution.
- Comment on I love my cats. 🥰🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 5 weeks ago:
Me too and your numbers match.
- Comment on xAI, Nvidia join Microsoft-BlackRock AI fund 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Tesla investor calls for Elon Musk to step down as boss 1 month ago:
Uh, that’s not going to do shit.
Oooh, he’s not the CEO anymore. 👻
May all his and your stock disappear in a cloud of poofed value for your complicity.
- Comment on Pineapple was never the problem 1 month ago:
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 1 month ago:
Fartillery
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- Comment on Priorities 1 month ago:
YoURe gAMbLinG with WwIiI
- Comment on Ukraine’s troops dying because US cut aid, say soldiers on front line 1 month ago:
It’s what America chose to do. Kill Ukrainians and save Russians.
- Comment on What happens if I eat a box of paper clips before an MRI? 1 month ago:
They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.
The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.
You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.
