Hobbes_Dent
@Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
- Comment on Dell warns of data breach, 49 million customers allegedly affected 16 hours ago:
Dude, you’re getting a delinquency letter.
But, like, we paid our fine. Sorry 🤙
- Comment on Craiglist's jokes forum is something else 4 days ago:
- Comment on Bröther 5 days ago:
You’re in Kamloops. You’re there.
- Comment on You did not escape it by going to Lemmy Shitpost. 5 days ago:
Gimme the cute robot old man or deal with my sister.
- Comment on It's a trap! 5 days ago:
Totally! It says premium drinking water but when you try and drink from it it makes a huge mess and everyone stares at U.
- Comment on Weight 5 days ago:
- Comment on I'm a Ferrari 5 days ago:
Part of the problem. Smh.
I fight entropy by keeping unread books unread.
- Comment on sweet dreams 6 days ago:
What if our solar system is just another balloon animal???
- Comment on please tell your husband hello 6 days ago:
Anyone else abandon marine biology dreams in youth because extrapolating from what everyone wanted to be at the time, the future was going to be all flying cars and marine biologists?
- Comment on Boston Creme 6 days ago:
- Comment on blast me off, fam 6 days ago:
I think that one’s off. Ethanol has a LD50 of like 7.06 and vodka is also at around 40% by volume too. Also because I’ve cleared plenty of quarts before I stopped that.
- Comment on Le Tits Now 6 days ago:
Biologists, grammarians, designers, and carpenters:
- Comment on Pee pee poo poo 1 week ago:
🗨️ You busy? Code brown in gamer town.
- Comment on No one has predicted the end of the world in a while. 1 week ago:
Kinda like The Onion, such things are in a tough spot.
- Comment on Calculus made easy 1 week ago:
lol, in my defence I used to be in print publishing and I didn’t catch that. I did say idiot.
That said, that’s ambiguous design and I’ll be briefly uncomfortable on that hill.
- Comment on Calculus made easy 1 week ago:
Can an idiot ask what book that is?
- Comment on The easiest way to show the COVID vaccines are a disaster and that the medical community is looking the other way 1 week ago:
People think a lot of things.
People know that vaccines save lives on a global scale.
This isn’t a debate nor my-side vs. science. It’s ignorance, harm, and malice to posit that these opinions should be considered equal.
The people who dedicated their lives to this started earning the right to guide public health long ago when they paid attention in school.
- Comment on The easiest way to show the COVID vaccines are a disaster and that the medical community is looking the other way 1 week ago:
If and when there’s a more dangerous pandemic - and that could be real soon - shit like this will very likely go down as directly contributing to the deaths of countless people. Millions.
That’s the historical legacy of this and those who promote it will be part of that particular Wikipedia citation.
- Comment on The easiest way to show the COVID vaccines are a disaster and that the medical community is looking the other way 1 week ago:
Calling this news is an insult to the already enshittified news landscape.
- Comment on Disability benefit claims can’t be made on ‘unverifiable assertions’, argues Sunak 1 week ago:
Vouchers for shops instead of money and increased access to care for the worthy is not compassion.
- Comment on Remember when the body washes contained literal micro plastics and were advertised as such? 1 week ago:
A shower memory.
- Comment on Hundreds of black 'spiders' spotted in mysterious 'Inca City' on Mars in new satellite photos 2 weeks ago:
Duh. It wouldn’t be such a common saying if it wasn’t how to make it work.
- Comment on The best thing to show 3 weeks ago:
“Omg babe, I love glow in the dark dinosaurs. I brought my UV light, let’s see what it looks like!”
- Comment on Irish reunification on the horizon 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on space 3 weeks ago:
How, uh, far back in time did you want to go?
- Comment on Somebody managed to coax the Gab AI chatbot to reveal its prompt 3 weeks ago:
Don’t forget about scapegoating and profiteering.
Bad things prompted by humans: AI did this.
Good things: Make cheques payable to Sam. Also send more water.
- Comment on ‘It’s catastrophic’: Italian restaurants in London struggle to find staff post-Brexit 3 weeks ago:
But the 27-year-old, like thousands of other Italians working in the UK hospitality industry, now feels she has no option but to leave and return to Europe.
Really sums up the big fuckup and why huh UK?
- Comment on MFW my friends try to get me to leave the basement 3 weeks ago:
Hit the degauss button. DO IT.
- Comment on Half of migrants piling into NYC not vaxxed for polio, top doc warns 3 weeks ago:
Close - it’s manipulating public opinion while being GAINT FUCKING HYPOCRITES.
Next up: Trump masks to protect yourself from unvaccinated migrants.
- Comment on I knew it 3 weeks ago:
Did they just say “fuck it, leave the black line”?