Hobbes_Dent
@Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
- Comment on Number 6 2 hours ago:
3 is like, “why you all looking left?”
- Comment on China launches military drills around Taiwan 1 week ago:
Because the superpowers are bullies and many of them had to wear masks.
- Comment on With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before 1 week ago:
Tomorrow one is never going to be sure we aren’t in that Star Trek: TNG episode with the time loops (pick one, but you know the one) - but for news.
- Comment on Is there a non leftist version of this website? 1 week ago:
There is no “lemmy”. It’s a collection of communities. If it’s ’leftist’ or any other ‘ist’, that’s evidence of the people here, not the platform’s sportsball choice.
- Comment on long 1 week ago:
Your turn, long pigs.
- Le Resistance du Wilbur et Charlotte
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Alternatively,
“My humanity prevents complicity in ‘reaching millions’ for Elon Musk and those who would take the lives and rights of others for hate.”
- Comment on They said the packaging would be discreet! 1 week ago:
🎶 Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin’ dong 🎶
- Comment on Wouldn't be so heavy if they used their hands instead 1 week ago:
We’ve got to install microwave ovens
Custom long dong delivery
We’ve got to move these refrigerators
We’ve got to stand back and lean to pee
Look it here, look out
- Comment on Trump announces 25% tariffs on imported cars, ratcheting up global trade war 1 week ago:
“I may give a lot of countries breaks,” Trump told reporters in the Oval Office. “I’m embarrassed to charge them what they’ve charged us.”
Nobody outside of your echo country is dumb enough to believe that.
- Comment on Tech giants must protect reporter-source privacy in leak cases. 2 weeks ago:
Unless it’s a leak within Meta, Amazon, Alphabet, Microsoft, or X of course.
America demands retribution.
- Comment on I love my cats. 🥰🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 2 weeks ago:
Me too and your numbers match.
- Comment on xAI, Nvidia join Microsoft-BlackRock AI fund 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Tesla investor calls for Elon Musk to step down as boss 3 weeks ago:
Uh, that’s not going to do shit.
Oooh, he’s not the CEO anymore. 👻
May all his and your stock disappear in a cloud of poofed value for your complicity.
- Comment on Pineapple was never the problem 3 weeks ago:
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
- Comment on What is this thing, a spring loaded tampon or something? 4 weeks ago:
Fartillery
- Comment on GifConversation 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Priorities 4 weeks ago:
YoURe gAMbLinG with WwIiI
- Comment on Ukraine’s troops dying because US cut aid, say soldiers on front line 4 weeks ago:
It’s what America chose to do. Kill Ukrainians and save Russians.
- Comment on What happens if I eat a box of paper clips before an MRI? 5 weeks ago:
They will follow the magnetic field. Directly, without delay, and with vigour.
The technician hits the button causing the machine to vent and hundreds of thousands if not millions in repairs before going home and never working again due to the trauma.
You achieve that peak of human immortality - oral tradition - but it’s limited to a generation or two of nurses.
- Comment on Trump halts all military aid to Ukraine after White House clash with Zelensky 5 weeks ago:
A tantrum that will allow more free people who want to join NATO and the sphere of American and European influence and economy to die while saving the lives of an invading genocidal army.
And you choose this. Your ancestors would be disgusted.
- Comment on How come there is enough asphalt for speed bumps, but not enough to fill potholes ? 5 weeks ago:
Speed bumps save lives, potholes save things to complain about for votes and money at election and budget time.
- Comment on Is it OK for a baby's head to be rolled all the way back on its neck? 5 weeks ago:
Infants can generally support their own neck at six months.
At that point, just based on your description, I personally think a child of that age would be able to either stop lolling their head or fuss if they were uncomfortable unless they were to a point of significant distress.
- Comment on Why some people go full grey hair in their 30s? 5 weeks ago:
Depends who you ask.
You my boss? It’s the work. And I was in IT.
Wife? The kids.
Kids? Because I like the smell of White Out^TM^.
Just kidding. I don’t actually say those things, I make better jokes but I can’t remember them anymore because my face caught up and nobody asks anymore.
In my case it’s genetic. I started getting greys in my early 20s and was fully grey by 30. This happened to my father. This is seemingly happening to my son. But only one of two biological sons yet the other has curly hair like my father that me and the other platinum child don’t have at all.
- Comment on Mandatory Minion/Musk Meme 5 weeks ago:
He has them “heil”-ing him as “bananas” *\O.
- Comment on This is all the fault of the Woke™ 5 weeks ago:
Years of proof:
- Comment on The first quarter is on track for negative GDP growth, Atlanta Fed indicator says 5 weeks ago:
The WaPo will tell them how things are (not). For those not hearing it on X or Truth or Meta.
- Comment on I love the future. 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Trump
