Nothing gayer than sex between a man and a woman. Gotta eat your bros asshole if you wanna be a tough str8 heteronhero
FACTS
Submitted 4 months ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
TheHotze@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that’s not a sure thing.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I tried, going for it again.
Guess I’m becoming “gay”
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Thhank you for reminding me that this shitstain is still alive and on the loose.
CheesyFingers@piefed.social 4 months ago
Okay, that’s fine. What’s wrong with being gay?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No happy, only misery. No gay, only diamond mines.
I wish I could change the rules but I’m just one or two people.
PrincessTardigrade@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How many of you are you?
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Being gay is being gay, woman, child!
These things that man fuck and own!
Being fucked and owned is weak!
Being weak is not strong man!
I truly think so many people in the world follow this logic, and so many utterly stupid points of view lead back to these core belief systems.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Good thing im married to a woman. #loopholes.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Probably what he listens to every morning:
bufalo1973@piefed.social 4 months ago
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Plot twist, they’re looking/pointing at a mirror
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Is not what I’m packing in my denim, it’s what I’m my genes
starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 months ago
unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nice, Bloodhound Gang!
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 months ago
He spends waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time thinking about cocks and gays men.
Or exactly as much as you’d expect.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ve always said he’s the most closeted gay man on the planet. I’ve never seen a man as insecure as he is about his masculinity.
Not that I think that gay men are less masculine.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I just found my new wallpaper.
Geez man, how long has it been since that phrase has been uttered, I wonder.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Facts don’t care about your feelings
Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wasn’t this clown in prison?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah, was trying to figure out why his post is dated recently. He‘s out? Got released pretty quietly.
mitram@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Not that quietly, I believe he was released almost a year ago by now
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 months ago
yeah but he was granted clemency in Florida
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Maybe stop supporting that playground of a platform? I dunno
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and a several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you’re are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yawn
H3mp79@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Tired mate? Up late dreaming of that video eh?
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 months ago
“What else can I say? Everyone is gay!”
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
God is gay
Kraiden@piefed.social 4 months ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Sitting all alone touching your own dick is gay.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ooh, did he marry? /s
nailingjello@piefed.zip 4 months ago
Wait, this is real? Can someone attempt to explain his rationale? Or is there some context not included?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Andrew Tate coerced multiple women into camming for him in a set up where he’d keep all of the money. He’s also a rapist.
The idea of respecting a woman as a human being whose consent matters is about as alien to him as the idea that a blender or oven’s consent matters. He’s a rapist and human trafficker, but because we live in hell world, rapists and human traffickers are considered the pinnacle of human achievement by a rather significantly sized crowd.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 months ago
Male Loneliness epidemic is really bad and they are setting up a wall for anyone that tries to leave it behind to be excluded from their friend group.
Basically it’s a wall meant to stop men from reaching out and getting a girlfriend and keep yourself miserable and lonely so you can be further misogynistic and make it easier to continue to say and do restrictive policy on women without pushback.
TL:DR can’t have your addict get clean or they will stop buying what you are selling.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I’m fairly sure that this next economic crisis we are in, makes getting a girlfriend, or even just a friend, borderline impossible. Not only do you have to fear and distrust everyone, you also have no time, energy, or money to actually interact with anyone.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Thank you for logic. I be gay for bitches, so that lemmy approves of me too.
shalafi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A real man shouldn’t tie himself to a single woman. A real man should be fucking everything he can get his hands on.
There ya go!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in pickle slicer.
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
But he previously said “Sex is for making children. Any man who has sex with women because it ‘feels good’ is gay”… So that doesn’t seem to match with him saying you’re supposed to have sex with many women for fun… What the hell is he saying!!!
cmoney@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This also means fucking other men, assuming you can get your hands on one.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No idea, maybe he thinks you fuck a rando and ask them to marry you that night, or maybe you are just supposed to fuck around permanently and shouldn’t ever be with a woman for more than sex… That’s my best guesses…
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I’m amazed—it seems to be real. I thought this was satire, for sure, but your comment made me google it.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 4 months ago
That little piss stain is certifiably insane
Piatro@programming.dev 4 months ago
I’m only really aware of him as former (?) leader of private discords who have to pay to talk to him so this article made that idea even more ridiculous and funny than it already was!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Let me make this loud and clear: Andrew Tate is a sex trafficking rapist that should not be allowed to live in a civil society
daannii@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Okay. Idea. Repurpose Epstein island as a pedo and sex offender prison.
What’s the consensus ?
PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I know there’s no god. Because it doesn’t melt his dick off.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That’s exactly why Republicans like him.
jdredbeard@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Trump loves fellow rapists and traffickers so much he interfered in the Tate investigation
KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Ah! Thank you for the context. I was lost for a second there. Also, agreed!
daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
agreed
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
I appreciate your support, daggermoon
JaymesRS@piefed.world 4 months ago
I hate to break it to him, but it’s worse than that… If you have ever touched a penis, you’re gay
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There are genuinely and unironically men out there who don’t wash their own arses because touching a man’s arse is gay.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I tought it was all some random-ass shitpost
And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
JaymesRS@piefed.world 4 months ago
Sadly, I am aware of this gross-ass phenomenon.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Only in places that say, “arse”.
yakko@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Just fuck a dude already, stop making it our problem!
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Let’s be real, he’d be more likely to traffic the dude than sex him up.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 months ago
No matter what this dude and people like him will never be happy.
flandish@lemmy.world 4 months ago
how is this scum even allowed out of a cell let alone online. lol. no chin motherfucker.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 months ago
These people somehow take themselves seriously
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Feels is it gay to be straight?
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What if you’re a straight man without a girlfriend?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Possibly sad & lonely.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
like a real man
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Depends. Do you wash your ass?
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
I can’t believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.