I realize this is satire, but the reason his stuff sounds insane is not just because it is, but because men are attracted to women yet do not like women.
FACTS
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buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
I worked with people who were super homophobic and just overall chauvinistic as fuck. I always said things that made them question if I was gay or not, and it was the only thing that brightened my day. I would always say things like: having sex with a woman is kinda gay, idk. Getting rammed by a big dude, now that’s manly
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It isn’t satire. This is really who Andrew Tate is. If you haven’t heard of him, this Shaun video is good.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is no way he said this literally. Maybe you should watch that video if you haven’t heard of him.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?
sjmarf@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
[deleted]beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Didn’t you talk dirty to men for money?” Big oof on that one. Also the scoot the peepee to the side. He gay af…
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, it’s gay, because, surprise-surprise, you’re having sex with a woman! /s
Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where the straights realized the gay identity is valuable, so now the gay people lose access to the gay identity and have to become Oklahoman?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you’re straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you’re gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you’re straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you’re a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that’s not a sure thing.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I tried, going for it again.
Guess I’m becoming “gay”
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This is Steve Hughes level comedy: youtu.be/h5VliEjyohM
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
this is so good!
Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What a sad man.
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ooh, did he marry? /s
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What if you’re a straight man without a girlfriend?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Depends. Do you wash your ass?
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I can’t believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Possibly sad & lonely.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
like a real man
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
That’s like saying if you eat meat, you’re vegetarian
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I received fellatio for my fiance this morning.
It didn’t feel gay?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
that phrasing raises questions.
nelly_man@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FYI, “fiancée” refers to a woman, and “fiancé” refers to a man.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Well, they received it for, not from
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Maybe stop supporting that playground of a platform? I dunno
lena@gregtech.eu 2 weeks ago
Stay straight, have steaming hot gay sex today!
Stitch0815@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Laughs in Sabaton
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Through the gates of hell
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Good thing im married to a woman. #loopholes.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just found my new wallpaper.
Geez man, how long has it been since that phrase has been uttered, I wonder.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Facts don’t care about your feelings
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Andrew Tate is the kind of hyper-masculinist that drove me to walk away from my manhood, so rather than being enby (meh, whatever), I’m enby ( not a man)
All attributes that that were once virtuous of men now apply to everyone, especially all the features of adults: The rest of us are expected to conduct ourselves politely and maturely, and to take care of business. But not men, and especially not rich men.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 weeks ago
Yeah, miss me with that soft curvy wet pussy gay shit. I need rock hard cock, big veiny massive. Crush me with that muscle.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably what he listens to every morning:
CthulhuDreamer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.
mirshafie@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
Are we positive this isn’t satire? Like this dude might just be a real life Borat and we’re to dumb to stop giving him attention so he just keeps raising the bar?
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
It’s not satire, he’s a literal human trafficker. It’s shameful that he’s not imprisoned for the rest of his life.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, he just is that fucked up of a person.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can watch the gears in this idiot’s head turning, that’s how dense he is. this fragile little thing is sadly real and no one is putting it into the medical/psych care that it would need to recover.