I realize this is satire, but the reason his stuff sounds insane is not just because it is, but because men are attracted to women yet do not like women.
FACTS
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buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 months ago
I worked with people who were super homophobic and just overall chauvinistic as fuck. I always said things that made them question if I was gay or not, and it was the only thing that brightened my day. I would always say things like: having sex with a woman is kinda gay, idk. Getting rammed by a big dude, now that’s manly
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It isn’t satire. This is really who Andrew Tate is. If you haven’t heard of him, this Shaun video is good.
buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is no way he said this literally. Maybe you should watch that video if you haven’t heard of him.
Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
There’s no way he actually said this. Did he actually say this?
sjmarf@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
[deleted]beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Didn’t you talk dirty to men for money?” Big oof on that one. Also the scoot the peepee to the side. He gay af…
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, it’s gay, because, surprise-surprise, you’re having sex with a woman! /s
Jokes aside, for many of these men, gay just means you failed their version of hegemonic masculinity
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Can gay people still be gay, or is this like a colonizer situation where the straights realized the gay identity is valuable, so now the gay people lose access to the gay identity and have to become Oklahoman?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gay is when you have a girlfriend. So regardless of if you’re straight, lesbian, bi, pan, etc., if you have a girlfriend, you’re gay. If you have a boyfriend, nb partner, or no partner, you’re straight. Poly people are gay as soon as they date at least one person who they use the term girlfriend for. If you’re a middle aged woman who refers to her female friends as girlfriends, guess what, gay. Hope this helps
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Ok, going to gayfully sleep with my girlfriend.
TheHotze@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Evidently the only way to not be gay is to be AroAce, and even that’s not a sure thing.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I tried, going for it again.
Guess I’m becoming “gay”
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This is Steve Hughes level comedy: youtu.be/h5VliEjyohM
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
this is so good!
Plurrbear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How would he know?! He’s such a POS that his own hair is leaving his body… hence his clearly leaving hair line… show your work, while in jail… YOU CANNOT FIX STUPID!
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Galaxy-brained, alpha male logic.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ooh, did he marry? /s
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What a sad man.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if you’re a straight man without a girlfriend?
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Depends. Do you wash your ass?
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I can’t believe homophobes think that washing their asses makes them gay. I think they are already there before stepping in the shower. Narnia is where they hang out.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Possibly sad & lonely.
ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
like a real man
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m not going to even attempt to understand what this dumb shit is supposed to be about. This shitheel should be in prison, not on Xhitter.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kiss the blarney cock to stay straight fellas
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s like saying if you eat meat, you’re vegetarian
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
REAL hard alpha males only hang out with HARD alpha males and have HARDCORE SEX with HARD alpha males
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I received fellatio for my fiance this morning.
It didn’t feel gay?
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
that phrasing raises questions.
nelly_man@lemmy.world 2 months ago
FYI, “fiancée” refers to a woman, and “fiancé” refers to a man.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Well, they received it for, not from
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe stop supporting that playground of a platform? I dunno
lena@gregtech.eu 2 months ago
Stay straight, have steaming hot gay sex today!
Stitch0815@feddit.org 2 months ago
Laughs in Sabaton
theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Through the gates of hell
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Good thing im married to a woman. #loopholes.
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just found my new wallpaper.
Geez man, how long has it been since that phrase has been uttered, I wonder.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Mom I also want to project! Mom: we have projection at home. Projection at home:
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Facts don’t care about your feelings
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Andrew Tate is the kind of hyper-masculinist that drove me to walk away from my manhood, so rather than being enby (meh, whatever), I’m enby ( not a man)
All attributes that that were once virtuous of men now apply to everyone, especially all the features of adults: The rest of us are expected to conduct ourselves politely and maturely, and to take care of business. But not men, and especially not rich men.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 2 months ago
Yeah, miss me with that soft curvy wet pussy gay shit. I need rock hard cock, big veiny massive. Crush me with that muscle.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Probably what he listens to every morning:
CthulhuDreamer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Although incredibly stupid statement, it aims to alienate his audience even further from any potential loved ones and make them more vulnerable to his grift.
mirshafie@europe.pub 2 months ago
Are we positive this isn’t satire? Like this dude might just be a real life Borat and we’re to dumb to stop giving him attention so he just keeps raising the bar?
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It’s not satire, he’s a literal human trafficker. It’s shameful that he’s not imprisoned for the rest of his life.
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, he just is that fucked up of a person.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can watch the gears in this idiot’s head turning, that’s how dense he is. this fragile little thing is sadly real and no one is putting it into the medical/psych care that it would need to recover.