Assassassin

@Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inputs Of Interest: SafeType™ Vertical Keyboard With Mirrors Puts Pain In The Rear-View⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s absolutely no way that this doesn’t murder your shoulder muscles after a few hours of use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diabolical⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  they have no obligation to reveal any part of it that would indicate your innocence

  So you just don’t understand how the legal system works at all, amigo. What you described is completely false. One of the first phases of any court case is discovery, where the opposing party supplies the evidence that they have to support their case. Not including this type of evidence during discovery could get an attorney disbarred and a court case thrown out entirely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It only feels that way because corporations and their billionaire leaders keep eroding our ability to afford anything beyond basic requirements and decreasing the amount that they pay for labor. Working 40 hours a week should give you enough money to survive and have a couple of hobbies, at a minimum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it unusual if I am a woman but I do not smell "fishy" down there?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience, most don’t smell fishy. The scent you’re describing sounds pretty normal. Smell will vary person to person, and is largely dictated by vaginal flora and hygiene. Your crotch is essentially an armpit, so it should smell a little sweaty and gross after a long day, just like your pits. Putrid/fishy smell is typically a sign of abnormal flora, which can be caused by bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection.

  If your cooch has always smelled that way and you bathe regularly and don’t have any weird discharge or symptoms, don’t worry about it. You’re totally normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft Edge Pushes an "All in One Browser" Message on Chrome’s Download Page⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not the person you were replying to, but I enjoy Vivaldi’s tab grouping and window splitting features, specifically. The fact that they haven’t been actively trying to shove AI down my throat is also a plus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨better look at it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re asking the platform full of autistic people why they aren’t upset by not having to maintain eye contact with something? I think that’s actually one of the many positive attributes of the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨better look at it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think it’s always depicted wearing sunglasses? It has eyes, and its vision has been damaged from UVC exposure, hence the need for corrective lenses. Sunglasses are just glasses for the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anish Kapoor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What an obscure joke, I love it. Fuck Kapoor, btw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The difference between logical and pathological is a path⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The only difference between homicide and self defence is slfefene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we can't have nice things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Only beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we can't have nice things⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  God your showers must be miserable. Have you considered using something other than ice cold water?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Action figure now available!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn man Come together with your hands Corn me I’m together with your plan Corn me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Other people have mentioned removing asset flips and AI slop. I’m wondering what this dataset looks like if you remove all of the shitty NSFW games that get shoveled out en masse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... This is happening on Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Left wing propaganda is… Being explicitly anti Nazi? Bro, I think you might be a Nazi if this offends you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are they the same person?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but Mac has a soul and is genuinely good a few times through the series. I don’t think I’ve ever seen any sort of redeeming behavior from Hegseth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Behold: the most difficult to quickly clean toy ever produced.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🫡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are so wrong about my ass eating priorities

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bees 100%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The State Department to deny visa applications from people who worked on fact-checking, content moderation, citing 'censorship'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We only accept additional grifters now, so that the US can finally have an entirely pyramid scheme based economy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The asses are never safe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just kidding, unless given that exact choice lol. Weed has been a great help this year. Love you too fam, appreciate the thoughtful comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose wisely!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I choose death

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No u

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who shops at small businesses?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hitting the combo by laying on a smug and sarcastic non apology. Hit me with the, “It’s not my fault that people think I’m being an asshole, they just don’t understand sarcasm” so I can get bingo on my random internet douchebag card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google's Agentic AI wipes user's entire HDD without permission in catastrophic failure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love this, but it must take forever to overwrite an entire drive w/random data. You’re essentially running DBAN at that point, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who shops at small businesses?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just glad you get good enough reception to post from that incredibly tall horse you’re on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hi, I am TotallyNotForeignNational and only have the best interests of america in mind. You can trust me because this is reddit, not xitter, and I say good things about the American president.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You made a completely valid point and I am mentally incapable of supporting my own position, so I’ll just project my anger onto you”

  A classic conservative tradition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work in progress 15mm sculpt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a loss for words, this is great