Assassassin
@Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Planetary Annihilation: TITANS gets revived as the devs ask for Linux help and feedback 4 days ago:
Good game, had a ton of fun with it back in its hayday
- Comment on Feeling blessed wanted a sprite even though the machine didnt advertise it 5 days ago:
Can’t say I’ve ever had it. Who carries it? I’ll give it a try
- Comment on Feeling blessed wanted a sprite even though the machine didnt advertise it 5 days ago:
Hey now, calm down there buddy. I know you’re not shit talking ginger ale
- Comment on Knowing that boomers had the "hate my wife/husband" humor because they were rushed to marry borderline strangers and didn't believe in therapy but can't prove it 5 days ago:
I have a strong suspicion that a lot of them are also deeply closeted.
- Comment on Feeling blessed wanted a sprite even though the machine didnt advertise it 5 days ago:
Which one did you hit to get sprite? I feel like that would be a pretty big surprise if you were asking for a pepsi
- Comment on Who also enjoys this? 5 days ago:
Tinnitus goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Comment on An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu 5 days ago:
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
- Comment on Have restaurants increased their prices lately due to the war? 5 days ago:
I don’t eat
- Comment on It's true 6 days ago:
It really was
- Comment on It's true 6 days ago:
Fun fact: this dude died to COVID after rallying against mask mandates
- Comment on I fixed my meme 6 days ago:
👀
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
I’m really doubting that they have read any of those books.
- Comment on Reddit CEO Steve Huffman says that while there are legit types of AI content on the platform, the company is considering Face ID and other passkey verification methods to ensure there's human behind 6 days ago:
Do you think they could fit any more scrolling garbage in the UI?
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 6 days ago:
“Sex Type Thing”
- Comment on Land-Based Marine Corps F-35Cs Are Now Moving Towards The Middle East 1 week ago:
Nah man, I’m pretty sure that the A variant is just a chassis swapped M1 Abrams. That’s the only logical explanation.
- Comment on OpenAI Will Shut Down Sora Video Platform 1 week ago:
Bet
- Comment on OpenAI Will Shut Down Sora Video Platform 1 week ago:
Why stop there? Just shut the whole company down.
- Comment on Land-Based Marine Corps F-35Cs Are Now Moving Towards The Middle East 1 week ago:
Just mix in some normal kerosene with the Jet-A. I doubt they will be able to tell the difference.
- Comment on Land-Based Marine Corps F-35Cs Are Now Moving Towards The Middle East 1 week ago:
I’m no air fighting expert, but I’m pretty sure the F-35 works alot better when it’s Air based.
- Comment on The US bans all new foreign-made network routers 1 week ago:
This is so stupid that I can barely even think of a nefarious reason to do it.
- Comment on Microsoft once tried to cut Windows 11 RAM usage, install size by 20%, now it’s trying again in 2026 1 week ago:
Oh I solved the issue by switching to Linux years ago lol. I just recently had this frustration happen at work
- Comment on Microsoft once tried to cut Windows 11 RAM usage, install size by 20%, now it’s trying again in 2026 1 week ago:
Want to see the advanced settings for a network adapter?
Good luck finding it, fucko
- Comment on The Chicken of Hormuz 1 week ago:
protecting our middle eastern allies
Hahahahahahahaha okay buddy
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Is anyone surprised that the dumbest single group of humans is falling for obvious bait? Look who they elected, twice. These people are literally too stupid to know that they are being grifted, even when the person ripping them off tells them directly to their faces.
- Comment on Oh god... what have I become... 1 week ago:
My sweetest friend
- Comment on Our commitment to Windows quality 1 week ago:
More taskbar customization, including vertical and top positions:
Removed for no reason when win 11 launched, Fixed by using windows 10
Integrating AI where it’s most meaningful, with craft and focus:
Noone wants your shitty AI. Fixed by using windows 10
Reducing disruption from Windows Updates
Windows update has always been fucking horrible, but I kinda have a running gag. Fixed by using windows 10
Faster and more dependable File Explorer
Performance worse under win 11, Fixed by using windows 10
More control over widgets and feed experiences
Feature noone wants, fixed by using windows 10
A simpler, more transparent Windows Insider Program
It would be much better if win 11 updates didn’t need to constantly be rolled back because they break fundamental features due to lack of testing. Why even have a beta branch? Fixed by using windows 10
Improved Feedback Hub, available starting today
The continued push toward deeper AI integration shows that feedback does not matter to Microsoft. Fixed by using windows 10?
Or just use any Linux distro, since none of them have these problems.
- Comment on Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones. 1 week ago:
🤷
- Comment on Fortnite adds buildable Star Wars islands, so you can finally make a Mos Eisley Cantina full of flossing Jawas 1 week ago:
Every time I see fortnite news, I become more convinced that it’s just becoming the video game equivalent of the experience of walking into a busy Five Below. Just every popular IP lazily thrown onto the most obnoxious and cheap product imaginable.
- Comment on Colossal Order's biggest mistake working on Cities: Skylines 2? Banking on not-quite-ready Unity features 1 week ago:
RPS is really going to bat for colossal order. It wasn’t an issue with “not-quite-ready Unity features”, it was an issue with the game being launched unfinished and largely unoptimized. There is no reason that hardware that ran modded CS1 at 120fps should run CS2 at 5fps with all graphics settings at low.
CO’s exec team were greedy and impatient, full stop.
- Comment on Normal 1 week ago:
You don’t know my life.