Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know who you're arguing with⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier hubbys, becuse these hubby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three husbands, they are taking the three hubby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the bros who lost there friend ; i am truley sorry for your lots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  mug destroys dish washer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There aren't any ancient ruins with crazy traps and riddles⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They set up all those blowgun traps but forgot they didn’t have the tech to actually make them blow just because a wooden lever was pulled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guide - How to buy DDR5 in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw someone beat Dark Souls using bananas once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guide - How to buy DDR5 in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to play DDR and Beat Saber at the same time so I greatly increase my chances of having a heart attack and dying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more you learn about human biology and childbirths, the more you'd realize how shitty and inferior this form of existence is...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Do people before modern medicine just die?

  1. Yeah, actually. A lot of them did.

  2. We have actually evolved to need medical care in child birth for various reasons. The pelvis has shrunk and babies heads are larger now than they were thousands of yesrs ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I got one for free because someone at an Amazon fulfillment center was off their game. Ordered some storage containers; one of them had a Switch 2 inside it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully there’s tuna in there, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s only weird if you eat it exactly like this. You’re not even gonna mix 'em together?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back to mine and I'll make you surf and turf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Where else am I supposed to find tuna fish?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your technology mispredictions?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought Twitter was gonna go anywhere. 140 character post limit? That’s fuckin’ stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If tomato is a fruit then lasagna is a fruit tart.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Layer cake is a dessert lasagna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pet Peeves with Games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With games like Elder Scrolls, they have the quest log that usually keeps track of things you have done.

  But I have seen a couple games, not a lot, that have a thing very much like a “Last time on…” with dialogue/cutscenes telling you what the story is thus far that you either can optionally select from a menu OR, that just play as the loading screen whenever you load the game up instead of just a spinning widget and a static image/screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you pick her up?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if it was a horror movie’s porn parody? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨u WoT m8⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “This paper brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jerry Seinfeld literally was that guy. All those “what’s the deal with…” jokes are specifically making fun of Seinfeld.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  None that I know of, anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mayve I’m not explaining myself properly…

  I mean when I see a G rated movie and a PG rated movie, I am not sure what it was that gave the PG rated movie the “higher” rating on the scale. It’s already entirely subjective, but if it’s rated PG I can’t think of any content it would have that a G rated movie would not also have.

  Does that make sense?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know what they stand for, I’m just not sure what real difference there is in the content. They generally seem to be basically the same to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry pls it's urgent⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course you’d be able to purchase it. It’d be your American right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What even is the real difference between G and PG? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I kmow why his name sounded familiar the first time this Joker started showing up in the news! The Steve Miller Band! 🤦‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened to look up "ghoul" on Wikipedia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  from the Arabic word meaning “to kill”

  It would be nice if someone were ghoul these bastards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘As usual, we do what Nintendon’t’: Peripheral firm ‘fixes’ Switch 2’s new Joy-Cons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The D in Dbrand stands for “douche.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Children are a gift from someone⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you put it like that, I wanna see more kids running amok in Walmart just fucking the place all up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t believe his lies. This man is a shallotan!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I’m pretty sure burning down homes is also helpful to the forest. Trees don’t live in houses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tankie⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of a shit analogy, since forest fires actually help forests 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is definitely not where I parked my car⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you curl up in the back of their car, they’ll transport you back to the Undead Asylum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the other two leches added? 🤨