Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you live in a city, you'll probably end up memorizing the meanings of arbitrary numbers.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure you understand what “arbitrary” means.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hi do yall this my hair is red⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. That’s red hair.

  I’m sorry this is how you discovered that you’re a ginger. My condolences. 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, have you see a fetus? At some point, it looks like a bean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unified Theory of American Reality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s actually worse outside, which is why I am terminally online.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody is fine with celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg making up fake names for themselves, but when someone chooses a name for themselves to suit their gender identity it's suddenly a problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I remeber when the first Mighty Ducks movie csne out, I thought the main dude was Charlie Sheen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scroll too fast and you'll miss it...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Are those two dudes on the right end Lucarian Knights…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is lunch like in exclusive private schools for rich kids?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Foie gras and beluga caviar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Band 4 to be delisted on tenth anniversary following the expiration of its licenses⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh oh. You quoted a Disney movie. Prepare to be litigated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rock Band 4 to be delisted on tenth anniversary following the expiration of its licenses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It should not be legal for a product such as this to just cease existing due to an agreement between IP owners ending.

  “We agree you can make this Mickey Mouse game, but it can only be sold for 2 years.” Fucking why?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puppy paper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They just pressed them so hard it squeezed the screen in a little bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puppy paper⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn that white lab into a brown lab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If A.I. is so fast and efficient, and CEOs are paid so much, why not replace CEOs with A.I.?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’d have to be able to program the AI to do a job so the first thing is figuring out what the hell a CEO actually does.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THEY'RE EVOLVING⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Not knowing the name of a bug is barely evidence of anything, but otherwise I agree. I’ve never seen any kind of wasp nest or even dried mud period that was actually brown and not a whitish, ashy, tan to gray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not jist have a button that says “give us more money, you fat piece of shit?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This should be true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah wait… If nobody is getting paid, what the fuck are my taxes doing? Give 'em back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you bring a friend, they better be down for a 3 way if things go well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does being a ‘hero’ mean you are a perfect person?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody is perfect. Not even heroes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s basically what I mean. I gamed the system until they closed the loophole. I found ONE game through it I would not have normally known or played. And that was Void Bastards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see your canal, and raise you a water bridge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wanna see two boats cross this at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Armadillhole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get leprosy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I’m Canceling My Subscription": Xbox Players Call to "Boycott" Game Pass "Hard" Over 50% Price Increase As Microsoft’s Website Crashes from Mass Cancellations⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped subscribing when they first went up from $1/month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It does when you have fucktons of songs. My music collection on the media box is almost 2TB.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should know how to coil cables⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the arm one, but the way before that. Over-over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If my phone had 2TB of storage, I might play it locally.

  But I also don’t need to pay a service. I use my own media server at home to connect to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You should know how to coil cables⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How in the fuck is this over-under method really any different from the first way he was showing how people do it wrong? 🤨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all bots, isn't it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am classified as a meat popsicle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being a noob in heist games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you understand how to play single player, multiplayer isn’t really much different aside from the other human players in most games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the most offensive word I can use that isn't a slur?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re in America: “cunt.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This pasta is creepy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, we went into the city to see it. How did you know? :O