Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Petition to send a swimming pool to the moon! 8 hours ago:
If being in water makes you feel lighter, imagine what being in water while on a body with less gravity is like.
- Comment on Priority seating indeed. 9 hours ago:
This sign reads like a porn about cockvore and digestion.
- Comment on [Discussion] What is the most gloriously gory anime you've seen? 10 hours ago:
Elfen Lied.
- Comment on Final Fantasy X programmer doesn’t get why devs want to replicate low-poly PS1 era games. “We worked so hard to avoid warping, but now they say it’s charming” - AUTOMATON WEST 13 hours ago:
I have also not really wanted to go back to 2D games; not because of the graphics, but because of the actual game mechanics of a 2D world vs a 3D world. Case and point: Dwarf Fortress is “3D” without being 3D. The world itself is three dimensional, even though you only are presented with a 2D slice of it. Other games have replicated Dwarf Fortress’s gameplay in 3D graphics, yet are still otherwise just two-dimensional with just 1 plane of operational space.
- Comment on Final Fantasy X programmer doesn’t get why devs want to replicate low-poly PS1 era games. “We worked so hard to avoid warping, but now they say it’s charming” - AUTOMATON WEST 13 hours ago:
Nostalgia is a helluva drug.
- Comment on Rage Against the Machine are just political Beastie Bous 14 hours ago:
Beastie Boys are also political. They literally fought, and possibly died, for your right to party!
- Comment on AI IS BURNING THE PLANNET!! 17 hours ago:
Traveling
I don’t think my legs are gonna cause that much soil erosion… 🤔
- Comment on Applies to furries as well :) 17 hours ago:
Guess I’ll just block you then 🤷♂️
- Comment on Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed? 17 hours ago:
A sizeable portion of it, at the very least.
- Comment on And I thought it would be a happy ending for the kid 18 hours ago:
She’s actually bigger.
- Comment on YouTube just quietly blocked Adblock Plus — the internet hasn't noticed yet, but I've found a workaround 18 hours ago:
The workaround: Switch from Adblock Plus to uBlock Origin.
- Comment on Who would win Kernel level anti-cheat or middle age man with a Raspberry Pi? 18 hours ago:
A cheater lol
Kernel level anti-cheats don’t appear to work any better than other anti-cheats. Hell, I can’t think of any 3rd party anti-cheat framework that everyond and their brother seems to license out that actually stops cheating to a significant degree. All the games I’ve ever played where it is rare to see a cheater in, if at all, all use in-house solutions.
- Comment on Squarrels 19 hours ago:
No Squarrels For Work
- Comment on What if a billionaire wants to help you? 19 hours ago:
Don’t give the Nigerian prince your account details!
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 19 hours ago:
Samuel L Jackson has been a scientist a couple times and none of them made sense.
- Comment on I've often thought about this 1 day ago:
Easier than going to Burger King and ordering a taco without gagging.
- Comment on Spoilers without context 1 day ago:
Darth Vader is really Deadpool… playing super mario 64… with Sans? 🤔
- Comment on If suffering is good because it gives life meaning, wouldn't it follow that hurting people is good? 1 day ago:
Calm down, Loviatar.
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 day ago:
AFAIK, she literally was nobody and just blew up because of a viral meme where she explains how she gives BJs or HJs or something by “spitting on that thang,” with the sound effect “hawk tuah.”
- Comment on Mythological Plot Holes 🧜♀️🤔 1 day ago:
Hawk Tuah is just the spiritual successor (heh succ) to Huck Finn.
- Comment on Any good Android games that aren't roguelikes? 1 day ago:
Xcom 2 has an Android port. It’s not technically a roguelike. 🤷♂️
- Comment on Is it everywhere? 1 day ago:
🤯
- Comment on How to write a description correctly. 1 day ago:
If you’re trying to get an AI to be consistent and actually retain and recall previous information you have given it, you’d either have to use a model that already can actually do that or train one to do so from scratch. They are not designed in a way that makes them good information tools. They are really just meant to output text that is passable as being from a human until actually scrutinized.
- Comment on Is it everywhere? 1 day ago:
Generic sound effects are one of the most commonly used public domain items, so it’s really common to hear the exact same sound in a lot of different media.
- Comment on Gay people assume the worst about me because I'm cis white male and thats fair, considering. I'll admit, I wasn't the first to run to their defense. That's on me. 1 day ago:
Thank god my super gay shirts, hats and pins cancel out my wraparounds from making me look like a total loser.
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 1 day ago:
It just keeps going deeper until you spit it out.
- Comment on Well maybe that's why she became a Talaxian 1 day ago:
Hello… Neuman! 😬
- Comment on Shit's getting real 1 day ago:
Only Circle K does that. All othet gas stations just sell the regular cans that say $0.99 for more than $0.99.
- Comment on Shit's getting real 1 day ago:
Arizona tea was already $1.79 at most places around here before Trump even became president the first time. There’s pretty much only 1 store I can go and get them for the 99 cents advertised on the can, and they don’t eveb carry anything other than the Mucho Mango juice 😩
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 1 day ago:
I need my bung hole reamed out, but not with this medieval torture device lookin’ motherfucker.