Kolanaki

@Kolanaki@pawb.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s the name of a Night Elf NPC in WoW. 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  First online username + last online username

  Necro-File Kolanaki.

  Uh… I was 9 and didn’t know “necrophilia” was a thing, just that “necro” was Greek/Latin for “dead.” The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error… 😫

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LOVE THEM⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I recognize a few of these from Ultima :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it, I promise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The boob was me all along! 😩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's bad man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok let’s trade ages. All take being 25 and you get to be 40.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Peeeeer chiiiiina!” - Peggy Hill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And sir cumference, the sphere⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a cartoon about modern day high school kids that Merlin pulled back in time to be the Knights of the Round Table and they had anime mechsuits as their armor and shot lasers from their swords and shit like that.

  I want to see it again because it was pretty fucking dope. I don’t know if it was actual anime or not tho; I am fairly certain it was American or Canadian made.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Guys I think I might have imposter syndrome.”

  Gets vented because I was playing Among Us

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The world was a nicer place before the advent of leaf blowers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t even jump in big piles of leaves anymore cuz they just blow them away 😩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shapeshifter standing in front of a mirror for hours making subtle adjustments to their disguises like a gamer in the character creator.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  hits random until they don’t even look human anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where my oxygen enjoyers at?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  smoking two cigarettes at once

  None for me, thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got any grapes?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t steal my money if I am also broke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to sometimes wonder wether everything you know is wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. There’s even a Weird Al song about it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still booting after all these years: The people stuck using ancient Windows computers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If not for DX10 and above not even existing on it, afaik, I’d still be using XP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Aphantasia, huh? 😔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 for me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like wearing nothing at all ^nothing at all^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a console gamer so, Why the hate on the Epic Games Store?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tim Sweeny can eat shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Popcorn, more like cocporn (I'm sorry)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m circumcised but still have enough skin to stuff a snickers in there 🤷🏻‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy feels less anonymous than Reddit, because there are less users and its easier to be remembered. Similar to a small town where everyone knows each other.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I also like that Lemmy has a displayname field separate from the username and it allows you to make it cooler than just boring plain text. 😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The small scale of Lemmy's active user base is never more evident than in the absence of active members in all the sports related communities.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When are the owls gonna play sportsball?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hire a fucking cashier and we can avoid this entirely⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re done by weight, now they pay less.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨moms spaghetti⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uhm akctually that’s fettuccine. 🤓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people like toast and bread rolls, but not bread crust?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a terrible analogy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do people like toast and bread rolls, but not bread crust?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like bread crust 🤷🏻‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Langdon’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “What should I eat right now?”

  • A1: Food

  • A2: Nothing

  Always gets a unanimous vote for nothing

  “Man, I wish you guys would let me eat…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the dude’s home is a hotel on the East coast of Australia. The coordinates point right to a Marriott.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grok’s “white genocide” obsession came from “unauthorized” prompt edit, xAI says⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unilaterally Authorized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you read and understand this passage?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I can get a pretty decent picture of the scene excepting that the writer names these places by name and I don’t know what they actually look like so the layout is entirely being generated by my imagination. It’s wet. It’s muddy. It’s miserable and cold. And It’s in London, a long time ago so everyone’s dressed like Harry Potter characters and covered in shit ala Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People have private conversations on speaker phone but if I participate then I'm the crazy one⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretend it’s one of your homies talking to their mom and make loud sexual moans.