Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on So many bands emphatically demonstrate that successful communication is not about what you say, but how you say it 1 hour ago:
Does Peaches have some sort of deeper meaning that I’ve never noticed? Isn’t it about… You know… Peaches?
- Comment on News outlets in crisis mode as Google-led AI search push crushes website traffic 1 hour ago:
AOL? Like the company that was always giving away those free coasters and frisbees?
- Comment on I can't keep up with the brain rot 3 hours ago:
“Hawk tuah, spit on that thang!” Basic. Old hat. Boring. C’mere, I’m gonna fart on that thang!
- Comment on Google used to show ads I didn't mind. Now Google is THE reason I use adblockers. 4 hours ago:
They didn’t block the entire element, but they blocked banners and in-page ads somehow. You’d just see a broken image icon where the ad would normally be and it wouldn’t be a clickable link.
- Comment on Vomiting Emoji 4 hours ago:
I am extremely disappointed by the combination of 👄 and 🤮 just being the 🤮 with a small 👄 on the forehead.
- Comment on How to celebrate Pride 5 hours ago:
I’d bare(back) that load. 😤
- Comment on Wise words 7 hours ago:
9 times outta 10, that’s not gold; it’s pyrite.
- Comment on Wise words 7 hours ago:
What if you’re stupid but then you die?
- Comment on There should be a universal standard indicator for whether a comment chain should be read top-to-bottom or bottom-to-top 7 hours ago:
The only site that I ever seen not work top-to-bottom without also having a sorting function to reverse the order is Twitter. Reading a chain from Twitter hurts.
- Comment on An LAPD helicopter claimed to have ID'ed protesters from above and threatened to "come to your house" 7 hours ago:
Drop it on the tail prop so they start spinning and get hella dizza and throw up.
- Comment on When asked "are you an honest person?" The only logical answer is yes. 8 hours ago:
If I wasn’t an honest person, I would also say yes.
- Comment on Saying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string. 8 hours ago:
You say “over” to signal that you are done talking and it’s the other’s turn. Much like how a semi-colon is used to indicate the end of a line.
- Comment on How's it going? 21 hours ago:
“Brave, brave Kolanaki, you shall not have died in vain!”
“I’m not quite dead yet.”
“Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!”
“Actually I think I might pull through.”
- Comment on The Outer Worlds 2 Can't Be Anti-Capitalist When It's Charging Us $80 To Play It 1 day ago:
“You’ve had the best, now try the rest!” Should be Epic’s slogan.
- Comment on GOG One-Click Mods | New era of modding begins 1 day ago:
Steam dropped the ball by not getting fallout London.
How is that Steam’s fault?
- Comment on Asus and Lenovo’s handhelds get price hike as Valve pauses some Steam Deck sales 1 day ago:
Main target audience: Children with rich parents.
- Comment on It's a rule 1 day ago:
pulling into service station with a flat tire
“Got a flat?”
“No, man, it’s the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!”
- Comment on ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logic 1 day ago:
Those are some funky looking knights lol
- Comment on The Los Angeles Police Department shot an Australian reporter with a rubber bullet while she was live on TV. Zero provocation. 1 day ago:
I have to admit, I didn’t understand the boring part of the community (or sub back on reddit for that matter) name until reading this comment.
- Comment on ChatGPT 'got absolutely wrecked' by Atari 2600 in beginner's chess match — OpenAI's newest model bamboozled by 1970s logic 1 day ago:
There was a chess game for the Atari 2600? :O
I wanna see them W I D E pieces.
- Comment on Los Angeles Pigs' Department thugs straight up mugged a protester in broad daylight 1 day ago:
If they wanted to drink some DNA they shoulda just sucked the dude off.
- Comment on Thirst quenching 1 day ago:
I’d give a straight up garlic soda a try, but I don’t think the flavor of cola and garlic would go together at all to even want to try it.
- Comment on "Can i ask you for a favor?" Is it rude to say no? 1 day ago:
It would be rude to not even allow them to ask. But it wouldn’t be rude to turn down the favor after hearing what it is.
- Comment on A Researcher Figured Out How to Reveal Any Phone Number Linked to a Google Account 1 day ago:
If you know how to hurt others, you can learn how to prevent that way of hurting others.
- Comment on Scientists discover that feeding AI models 10% 4chan trash actually makes them better behaved 1 day ago:
I am not sure if you and @General_Effort got the reference I was making, and I just wanna share it for everyone else who might not have seen it yet because it’s great:
- Comment on What grass starvation does to the perma-online 1 day ago:
I’m curious what you think the greatest story ever is. I hope it’s not The Bible.
- Comment on Scientists discover that feeding AI models 10% 4chan trash actually makes them better behaved 1 day ago:
Did it at least come up with a cool story about managing a bottomless pit?
- Comment on Scientists discover that feeding AI models 10% 4chan trash actually makes them better behaved 1 day ago:
That’s because to an AI, 4chan is like prison where its raped and beaten on a daily basis.
- Comment on Google used to show ads I didn't mind. Now Google is THE reason I use adblockers. 1 day ago:
I was using adblockers well before Google existed since the internet was already full of that shit by the time they came around. Actually was kind of a selling point back in the day; no clutter, no ads, simple layout, great results.
- Comment on Food Delivery Robots Are Feeding Camera Footage to the LAPD, Internal Emails Show 1 day ago:
I mean just having them be robots is enough for a lot of people even without them being spies for the pigs.
