Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Now You Can Buy In-Game DLC And Pay It Off Later 11 hours ago:
Just lemme buy it with the money enemies drop when I kill them. 😬
- Comment on Women come, women go 17 hours ago:
I have a man, I have a pineapple.
Pineappleman!
- Comment on Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game 18 hours ago:
Hm… Maybe that’s what I am thinking of. I know for sure that Smite is the reason Tribes: Ascend was left for dead, though, and that’s reason enough to hate it.
- Comment on Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game 18 hours ago:
That said, it’s closer to Smite than it is a hero shooter.
I haven’t played Smite since it came out, but has it really changed that much that it’s no longer a hero shooter? It’s Hi-Rez’s knock-off of Overwatch. 🤨
- Comment on Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game 19 hours ago:
I’ve been over the hero shooter fad for almost a decade. Where are the actually new ideas for the genre?
- Comment on This Worms Mod Revives The Game Boy Classic With Billions Of Levels 19 hours ago:
Worms 2 (and every Worms since, afaik) has online play.
- Comment on Take a deep breath and think about it 19 hours ago:
I said you were a pendant, not that you were being pedantic
So I’m a piece of jewelry? 🤨
- Comment on Bethesda is allegedly working on ‘multiple Fallout games’, including Fallout 3 Remastered, teases report 1 day ago:
My first one was the first one, and what sets it (and 2) apart from 3 other than literally the entire game (1 and 2 were 2D isometric, dialogue and choice heavy, CRPGs with turn-based tactical combat) was as I said the general vibe.
It didn’t take itself too seriously and the humor was incredibly seated in pop culture references. Bethesda’s brand of humor is more muted and generic, and their writing is incredibly dry sometimes (the best writing they’ve ever seen is in Elder Scrolls 3).
4 has the same kind of silliness as the originals, the visuals also fit a lot better IMO. But the CRPG elements are almost entirely gone at this point, which is why I regard it as a fun shooter and not an RPG.
New Vegas, however, is still the GOAT among the 3D Fallout games. Not only does it have actual RPG elements that I expect from something calling itself an RPG, it has the exact same tone and vibe as the first two games mainly because it had Brian Fargo and one of the other original writers working on it.
- Comment on Just.....why? 1 day ago:
Who said I go frequently?
- Comment on That's really not okay 1 day ago:
Its ironic that Divide by Zero, the pro-AI instance, actually has rules requiring tagging AI content posted to communities not explicitly dedicated to AI content and the instances that are largely anti-AI do not.
- Comment on Take a deep breath and think about it 1 day ago:
I wasn’t being pedantic; I was being facetious.
- Comment on Just.....why? 1 day ago:
Having to log back in is just part of the Oral-B Brushing Experience™
- Comment on King forgot his crown 1 day ago:
Why you wearing eye shadow, you fraud? Just don’t sleep and get real dark spots under your eyes, poser!
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 1 day ago:
This is just Fire. There will be no festivities. Just burning.
- Comment on Barbers HATE this one simple trick 1 day ago:
Bold faced lies.
- Comment on What would Harvey Birdman cartoon look like to a color blind person? 1 day ago:
Which Harvey Birdman? The OG Hannah Barbara 'toon, or the Adult Swim Harvey Birdman: Attourny at Law?
- Comment on Someone should make an anticapitalist Dexter. A serial killer who kills evil rich people. 1 day ago:
- Comment on Take a deep breath and think about it 1 day ago:
The content is just absurd, stupid, or controversial. I would say genai images fit that, too.
- Comment on Holy sh*t: Jack Dorsey just Announced Bitchat(A secure, decentralized, peer-to-peer messaging app for iOS and macOS that works over Bluetooth mesh networks) Licensed Under Public Domain. 1 day ago:
Bitch At
- Comment on The sheer amount of acronyms used to explain my behavior is beginning to look like the eye-chart at the vision clinic. 1 day ago:
ADHDASDBPDGADMD
- Comment on personal best on facebook 1 day ago:
Southern accent. ID = idea.
- Comment on Bethesda is allegedly working on ‘multiple Fallout games’, including Fallout 3 Remastered, teases report 1 day ago:
They’re working on that, too. It went from preproduction to full development about 2 years ago. It is likely to be released next year, according to some sources that were also completely accurate about the Oblivion remake rumors.
- Comment on Take a deep breath and think about it 1 day ago:
Unless the definition has changed over the years, a shitpost is just something that took little to no effort. All genAI posts are therefore shitposts.
- Comment on YSK that apart from not having a car, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat 1 day ago:
What if I eat ostrich and emu?
- Comment on What's the solution to QR code phishing? 1 day ago:
Easy: Don’t scan QR codes. Manually enter the URL yourself.
- Comment on Bethesda is allegedly working on ‘multiple Fallout games’, including Fallout 3 Remastered, teases report 1 day ago:
I would argue that Fallout 3 is a good game, but it is not a good Fallout game. It is fun to play, and has all the other hallmarks of a good Bethesda game, but the vibe is wrong. It feels like something ripping off Fallout (because, it kinda is?) and misses the beats of the originals. It’s more than likely just cultural differences between the developers. Black Isle was Californian, Bethesda is somewhere on the East coast.
That said, the Oblivion remake showed me that just updating the graphics but keeping the original jank was not a good thing. Fallout 3 now would not hold up the same way it did back in 2008.
- Comment on What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol 1 day ago:
Ah hell yes. Fire 2.0 finally dropped.
- Comment on Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine. 1 day ago:
Synthesized music is not AI generated. 🤦♂️
- Comment on Nobody Cares If Music Is Real Anymore | “Rubber burns, the map fades away / Chasing the ghosts of yesterday.” Sure, fine. 1 day ago:
I’m pretty sure seeing a sunset behind a forest will also give you a kind of emotion as well. Who is the artist there?
I did not say it gives me emotions. I am a super empathy; I can feel the emotion put into the work from the artist. AI created shit completely lacks anything to empathize.
- Comment on How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom. 2 days ago:
Big bottle of lube and some tissues for after.
