Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Where's the best point to jump into modern Resident Evil? 1 hour ago:
The new ones are vastly different from the first 4. Closer to 4, at most, but are entirely different from everything done previously aside frim the action elements. The stories are not, necessarily, linked either. Different characters, no Umbrella Corp, does not even have zombies.
- Comment on Power word: STUN! 2 hours ago:
plap-plap!
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 2 hours ago:
Where do you live? I’m coming over.
- Comment on Settings you believe ANY game should have? (This is me advocating for a restart/reboot button on ALL games) 2 hours ago:
This is also hella common in a lot of online or multiplayer live service games.
- Comment on Settings you believe ANY game should have? (This is me advocating for a restart/reboot button on ALL games) 2 hours ago:
Everything should be controllable. Give me all the options. Every graphical feature, every UI element, even gameplay mechanics. If it is as simple as adjusting a number or selecting something from a table, give me the option to control it myself.
- Comment on Bats beware 3 hours ago:
Batman’s weakness has finally been found: Ratman.
- Comment on Someone had to take the blame 3 hours ago:
You mean the oompa loompas? Those aren’t kids. I don’t think… 🤔
- Comment on Billionaires are robbing us blind, but i still feel like a theif taking a few hundred dollars in cash out of my bank 3 hours ago:
Because of social anxiety, I am more nervous about dealing with another human being at checkout actually paying for my stuff than when I go in specifically to steal.
- Comment on Every time a stranger has saved me from something they always dressed in the same "unusual" way. Is this actually weird though? 3 hours ago:
“Da G stands for ‘Guardian Angel,’ see.”
- Comment on Libraries are cool 3 hours ago:
I assumed the OP is about returning books you’ve checked out. If you just put them back on the shelf, the system will still think they are checked out since they never got checked in.
- Comment on Mafic Construct 4 hours ago:
That is poop from a butt.
- Comment on eat the rich and go to libraries 4 hours ago:
- Comment on eat the rich and go to libraries 4 hours ago:
Sister: “Can you loan me some money and take me to the bookstore?”
Me: “Why?”
Sister: “So I can get a book.”
Me: “Why not check it out from the library?”
Sister: “I want to keep the book.”
Me: “Why not check it out from the library, and then never return it?”
- Comment on Shopify lays off staff to keep team ‘fast, sharp and focused’ 4 hours ago:
How focused are you if you have to worry about keeping your job every single day?
- Comment on Christina Chong Has a Wild Idea for a 'Doctor Who' and 'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' Crossover 4 hours ago:
Well fuck… Now I want a muppet musical episode of Star Trek.
- Comment on Why do big people wear the tiniest shit especially at rallys or riots? Like on Jan 6 I saw a bunch of big stupid people have on bullet proof vest that was only maybe 6inch by 6inch or tinier? 4 hours ago:
As a tall guy myself, it may be that they have no options for anything bigger.
- Comment on Wet floor sign outside in the rain. 4 hours ago:
Technically correct.
- Comment on FACTS 5 hours ago:
“What else can I say? Everyone is gay!”
- Comment on Perfect size for brats 5 hours ago:
Where would I find hotdog buns that aren’t already cut open to even have a need for such a thing?
- Comment on 🎶 Hitting the Brown Note 🎵 5 hours ago:
Down in a hooooole…
- Comment on Your childhood smells 5 hours ago:
Exactly the same.
- Comment on The less complicated life of a male 18 hours ago:
If it’s Dr. Bronner’s? Yes.
- Comment on Parenting advice 1 day ago:
Maybe some kind of stew that inhibits sight for 24 hours?
- Comment on Cows are made of grass 1 day ago:
That’s weird… I am made of living flesh. 😈
- Comment on magic recovery 1 day ago:
How much electricity would I need to pump into my toaster to play Crysis on it?
- Comment on Lemmy Politics 1 day ago:
Is it really cryptofascism when they blatantly advertise being fascist?
- Comment on Cows are made of grass 1 day ago:
They are what they eat.
- Comment on AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner | Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures 1 day ago:
Doesn’t everybody?
- Comment on Another one! Take a guess! This one is pretty easy. 1 day ago:
Crocodile on a pedophile.
- Comment on What does Gotye think about all of this? 1 day ago:
Not that many furs around me. I am seeing one dude I met on Barq tho. He’s who I went to BLFC with. It also isn’t as easy or immediate as Grindr for just a hookup. I can just log into Grindr and get dick within minutes. 🤷♂️
