Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes? 58 minutes ago:
They’re made with real cheese; but they never tell you that it’s fromunda cheese.
- Comment on A sudden epiphany. 4 hours ago:
Maybe I’m like Forest Gump or Inspector Gadget. 🤷♂️
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 4 hours ago:
Pokopia. An actual Nintendo made game. My BF got it recently, and it’s basically Pokemon+Minecraft+Animal Crossing+Palworld’s automation using the Pokemon.
It’s super good and I want it now. 😳
- Comment on "Palworld is going to be the survival crafting game everyone always wanted" and "people will be shocked" at how big 1.0 is, says Pocketpair publishing lead 4 hours ago:
- Comment on Would you ever call your son a disappointment? 6 hours ago:
If they were disappointing, maybe.
- Comment on Gaysadilla 6 hours ago:
We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.
- Comment on Check your cooking. 23 hours ago:
Why? Is someone in the kitchen stealing my dirty rice with sausage?
- Comment on "Can You Paint Yourself This Colour" Tier List 23 hours ago:
I could if I haf any body paint in these colors. 🤷♂️
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 1 day ago:
lol
My sister has some blank utensil things (wood blocks meant to be made into spoons and forks). Imma send her this and tell her to make it 🤣
- Comment on With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake? 1 day ago:
Regular cake? A fork.
Ice cream cake? Spoon.
- Comment on Is there a software method to "rotate" music around my head? 1 day ago:
Just wear the headphones the same way you would if you were upright. 🤨
- Comment on Worm doll I sleep with 1 day ago:
“What are they selling?!”
- Comment on Converting HDMI to composite 1 day ago:
I am pretty sure they are talking about TVs, but they want COMPOSITE inputs. The red, yellow, and white plugs. So you have the right idea. They do have boxes like that for HDMI to composite, too.
- Comment on The RAM crisis could completely change how developers make video games 1 day ago:
All video games in the future will be PINBALL. Pure mechanical games that don’t need memory beyond keeping a single number (the score). 😤
- Comment on me after anal bleaching 1 day ago:
“I’m gonna tear you a new asshole!”
“Oh thank god! I was getting backed up and it’s starting to hurt.”
- Comment on the no state solution 1 day ago:
It’s called the holy land because everyone wants to fill the land with holes.
- Comment on my ideal relationship 1 day ago:
Same, girl. Same.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Slap ypur friend with a stack of Batman comics.
- Comment on Unconventional strategy. 2 days ago:
When I wanna be left alone, I just kill my neighbors. 🤷♂️
- Comment on 463 games, probably only played 1/10th of them 2 days ago:
I always play them at least a little bit. What if they suck? There’s a cutoff for when they can be refunded. I can play for 15-20 minutes and determine if I want to play more. If not, I’ll just take my money back.
- Comment on What should we actually turn our aggression towards? 2 days ago:
Oligarchs and tyants. The ruling class in general.
- Comment on Crankin' Hogg 2 days ago:
- Comment on 'Icky and heartbreaking': The $2 per hour worker behind the OnlyFans boom 2 days ago:
Reality is a 4X (eXplore, eXploit, eXpand, eXterminate) game.
- Comment on The first rule of starting a fire, is to know how to put it out. 2 days ago:
Make the fire so big it consumes all the fuel and oxygen so it can no longer burn. Works every time.
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 2 days ago:
(as in being able to predict it)
- Comment on If you take a shit on the side of the road, you should leave a shit too.. 2 days ago:
“I’m going to take a shit.”
“Better not take any of mine! I’m saving those!”
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 2 days ago:
That monster is cufe af.
- Comment on Tim Apple calls for a rebellion! 2 days ago:
Who the hell is Oin Coolc? 🤨
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
I thought you said you were done. Why you still here? Working overtime?
