Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Everything is a problem 2 hours ago:
I’d do that except that every few seconds, a big pop up that takes up 1/4 of the screen from top down tells me that the network is disconnected. 😬
- Comment on How do gamers make irl money? if at all? 8 hours ago:
I know what it involves and I am still interested in doing it. Just not for the pay they typically get.
- Comment on Everything is a problem 8 hours ago:
I really wanna ditch the smart TV I have and just get a display that only displays the picture of the devices I have plugged into its inputs and doesn’t get online, doesn’t receive updates or “improvements” and has inputs for everything:
3.5mm AUX audio
Composite
S-video
RGB
Hdmi
That optical audio jack made by (IIRC) Sony I can’t remember the name of right now. It’s what my stereo uses and it’s amazing. Used to be super common on TVs.
- Comment on How do gamers make irl money? if at all? 8 hours ago:
I wish… That would be dope. As long as my boss isn’t J. P. from Grandma’s Boy. Unless he also stole my game and my grandma has to best his as in said game to prove it’s mine and not his. That would be fun.
- Comment on For anyone else who has shed a tear today after hearing about Ozzy's passing... 9 hours ago:
At least you found out the day it happened and not like a year from now. 🤷♂️
- Comment on How do gamers make irl money? if at all? 9 hours ago:
If you’re really good at a competitive game like Counter-Strike, you could do tournaments for money. But unless you’re in Asia, the payouts are absolute shit and it wouldn’t be enough to be your only job.
- Comment on Does anyone else find it suspicious that there wasn't any criticism on here about Stop Killing Games until after it hit 1.4M signatures? 9 hours ago:
The same way I can say I want to spray pepper spray on your private parts
That’s assault, dumbass.
- Comment on Does anyone else find it suspicious that there wasn't any criticism on here about Stop Killing Games until after it hit 1.4M signatures? 9 hours ago:
There was criticism about it every time it’s been brought up. But it’s only been like 5 or 6 people just parroting what some AAA studio’s CEO said about it.
- Comment on How Coldplay actually sounds 9 hours ago:
Only now because they inadvertently outed a CEO having an affair via a Kiss Cam at one of their recent concerts.
- Comment on kingdom come 22 hours ago:
I wouldn’t call all cars a Honda Accord, either, but all Honda Accords are still cars.
- Comment on Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA 1 day ago:
I actually would know how to bridge the connection between the devices so that would be my choice, as it is the cheapest option.
- Comment on Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? 1 day ago:
Nah. You see, I am the prostitute. Other dudes waste all their money on me. 😌
- Comment on kingdom come 1 day ago:
This.
All fruits are vegetables. Not all vegetables are fruit.
- Comment on It's a ritual, to start the releases of games 1 day ago:
I am pretty sure I played 4 or 5. It was way back on PS2.
- Comment on Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA 1 day ago:
From the other comments, I am not sure if they understood my question; could I just run the VPN on any PC on the network and it works for the whole network, or does the service need to run on the device itself? Because I can’t do anything directly with my ISP managed router and my personally router is too old go support my gaming setup (it doesn’t have WiFi 6 or 5GHz and I do VR).
- Comment on It's a ritual, to start the releases of games 1 day ago:
I only ever had one Ace Combat game, and it must have been before the series got really gnarly because the one I remember was fairly realistic, other than being about 2 fictional countries and having anime-like dialogue.
Saw a clip of a more recent one (possibly 8, idk) where they were fighting some kind of monster in their jet.
- Comment on Nintendo can disable your Switch 2 for piracy in the U.S., but not in Europe, as confirmed by its EULA 2 days ago:
Hmm… How to use Switch 2 from behind a VPN so they think I am in Europe?
- Comment on How active is too active while being on lemmy? 2 days ago:
I’m here practically all day, every day. This is my home. Please pick up after yourself and respect my house.
- Comment on Please tell me 2 days ago:
Its milk, but from bulls instead of cows.
- Comment on sardonic soup 2 days ago:
Potatoes and tomatoes are from nightshade.
Almonds contain arsenic.
Cherries contain cyanide.
- Comment on He's camera shy 2 days ago:
“Aww gross! I got spored on!”
- Comment on its painful each time (┬┬﹏┬┬) 2 days ago:
I have been seeing this guy and we pretty much don’t even speak to each other. We just send stickers and then when our plans line up, sleep together.
Its pretty dope.
- Comment on cultured 2 days ago:
Cheese makers.
- Comment on Microsoft buys more than a billion dollars’ worth of excrement, including human poop, to clean up its AI mess — company will pump waste underground to offset AI carbon emissions 2 days ago:
MicroShit
- Comment on Get in the pod, inhale the fumes. 2 days ago:
InCARceration.
- Comment on salty child 3 days ago:
“Alexa; how many people have drowned in salt?”
- Comment on Lemmy is ... ahhrrr, c'mon ... WTF? ... the door! ... who the hell would ... ? ... where is this darn towel ... AHHH, FUUU ... hnnnrrghhh ... 3 days ago:
This is why I take baths.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Dyne was a fucking hard as shot boss even in the original game.
- Comment on You either know what cute aggression is, and understand it...or you think the concept makes a person sound like a future serial killer who's going around squeezing the life out of puppies. 3 days ago:
Do you want me to tell you about the rabbits again, Lenny?
- Comment on Why do people hate coldplay? 3 days ago:
Was it the best album ever?