Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Elden ring night reign single player 29 minutes ago:
Wow really? They said it would in one of the longer trailers for the game.
- Comment on Elden ring night reign single player 59 minutes ago:
Its always had single player; you just get NPC team mates instead of human players.
- Comment on Improved meme format just dropped (now with the superior franchise) 1 hour ago:
His happiness is still there. Vulcans still have emotions. They literally depend on a kind of stocicism, though, to not be overwhelmed by them. It’s been implied a few times that a vulcan can literally die from experiencing their emotions full blast long enough. And I can kinda vibe with that, personally.
- Comment on Improved meme format just dropped (now with the superior franchise) 1 hour ago:
She only said to meet them. She met Tuvix. Now it’s time to move on.
- Comment on How Nintendo locked down the Switch 2’s USB-C port and broke third-party docking 1 hour ago:
- Comment on Mullvad's ads are good 2 hours ago:
All I have to say to these commenters suggesting OP is a shill:
Chill out and drink a nice, refreshing Dr. Pepper to calm your nerves.
^this message brought to you by Carl’s Jr.^
- Comment on Cold water was probably less refreshing for early humans due to most cold water likely only being available during colder weather. 2 hours ago:
Size matters too.
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 3 hours ago:
They would be especially terrifyung if you saw one following you while hiking up a mountain trail.
- Comment on Look out its the D*tch 3 hours ago:
chsrt only goed up to 6 foot even
I am taller than every Dutch person by 6 inches. 😤
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 3 hours ago:
At least there aren’t walking nuclear battle tanks capable of launching undetectable nuclear strikes from any point on the globe.
- Comment on Bitch shape attack 3 hours ago:
Viruses are nanomachines.
Change my mind.
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 3 hours ago:
I’ve never felt patriotic. It’s not like I chose to be here and, frankly, the more I learned about the rest of the world, the more I dislike about my own home.
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 4 hours ago:
Idk if Kojima truly made MGS with no politics in mind. He kinda predicted a lot of reality of the past few years with 2 and 4.
- Comment on Deus Ex devs say they weren't trying to make a statement when they made one of the most political games of all time: 'What I think is the right future for humanity is irrelevant. It's all about...' 4 hours ago:
It, like most games of the era, followed the rule of cool. As such, it references a ton of similarly themed media. A lot of which was cyberpunk, conspiracy theories, and general sci-fi. All the unique ideas in the game are really just in the game part. The story and all that is almost all entirely lifted from other sources. So it makes sense to me that they didn’t project their own message into the game. It doesn’t say anything the media that inspired it hadn’t already said.
- Comment on Cold water was probably less refreshing for early humans due to most cold water likely only being available during colder weather. 4 hours ago:
Have you never been in a natural body of water in the summer?
- Comment on And NO lube!?! 4 hours ago:
You don’t need to be gay to enjoy a prostate massage.
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 4 hours ago:
Presumably it requires the Steam Overlay, which does have a slight impact on performance. Though, unless something is really wrong, you’re not going to notice the incredibly small loss of 1fps.
- Comment on Steam Introduces In-Game Performance Monitor 4 hours ago:
I wonder if this will let me see if framegen is being used in games that don’t have an explicit option to turn it on or off… 🤔
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 4 hours ago:
If that’s your takeaway, I suggest seeking some classes in reading comprehension.
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 5 hours ago:
I don’t need to step in every pile of shit I see to know it’s shit.
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 5 hours ago:
So you’ve played every single game ever made, huh? 🙄
- Comment on shrooms 5 hours ago:
2 grams dried? I wouldn’t call that a small mushroom. A 3.5g bag is usually a lot more than 1 or 2 shrooms.
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 5 hours ago:
One does not need to play every single piece of shovelware to be able to identify shovelware.
- Comment on Old gamers don't understand what mobile gaming has become 5 hours ago:
I understand just fine. The only good mobile games aren’t mobile games. They are ports of normal games for mobile devices. Which is a super incredibly small number of games.
- Comment on Nothing has helped me learn to trust my instincts more than trying to plug in hundreds of USB devices over the years 5 hours ago:
I always get it right the first time because I know the orientation of the ports in my PC so I can just look at the end of the cable and orient the connector properly the first time.
- Comment on Anyone else enjoy Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew? 5 hours ago:
Why ain’t there no citrus fruits on yet ship, cap’n?
- Comment on Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped 5 hours ago:
“My name is Optimus Prime…”
- Comment on Kids are making deepfakes of each other, and laws aren’t keeping up 6 hours ago:
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a deepfake for a deepfake.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 22 hours ago:
Can I get one without wasps, please?
- Comment on They know where to come back when they figure themselves out 22 hours ago:
In my city? Hell yeah there are.
