Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on If you're sexually frustrated & can never find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has? 4 weeks ago:
I don’t think we have a term specifically for women that would equal “blue balls…” 🤔 We should, tho.
- Comment on If you're sexually frustrated & can never find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has? 4 weeks ago:
Balls = Blue
- Comment on Why you running if you got nothing to hide ? 4 weeks ago:
Phoenix Down, effectively making me immortal. 😤
- Comment on Is the bards tale (1) really hard or am not good? 4 weeks ago:
The OG or the remake on Xbox?
The OG is as difficult as similar dungeon crawlers of the time, maybe a bit more so. It really was brutal at times.
The Xbox one, tho? It was made in that era before Dark Souls where everything was super hand-holdy. It leaned more into being humorous than a good RPG, imo.
- Comment on Deep Lore 4 weeks ago:
You have been fined [1] credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
That’s just the effect of fusion. It regrows hair.
- Comment on Why do pot or other drug dealers "lace" their drugs knowing full well it will pretty much kill their customer base and rep? Is this not like a retail store telling customers everyday FUCK YOU and hope 4 weeks ago:
Nobody actually laces pot. It would be incredibly fucking obvious since it’s a green plant. You lace cocaine with other white powders to “water down” the product and artificially make the bag weigh, and thus cost, more to rip off customers. But some white powders are toxic.
- Comment on It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork. 4 weeks ago:
What kind of salad is easier to eat with chopsticks than a fork?
- Comment on There's nothing stopping an 8 year old child from just taking their parent's ID to do Age Verification... 4 weeks ago:
Can even just find a picture of a random ID card. Maybe mock one up in Photoshop. Like, what’s actually being fucking verified?
- Comment on I demand a return to the Old Ways 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Public restrooms in Osaka to get in-stall video screens with ads 4 weeks ago:
Ads to go along with some entertainment while I poop, right? Right?
- Comment on What's your opinion on post-game content? do you do it? or are you done with the game when the credits roll? 4 weeks ago:
Post game content? Like NG+? Other than NG+, I’ve seen maybe a cutscene after the credits roll, like a bonus scene in a movie. How many (and which ones) have playable content post-credits that isn’t just NG+? 🤨
- Comment on Animals noticing 4 weeks ago:
I’m old fashioned. I believe mushroom clouds should only speak when spoken to.
- Comment on Animals noticing 4 weeks ago:
Why is the mushroom cloud talking?
- Comment on Micron says driverless cars and robots will need 300GB of RAM 4 weeks ago:
Bullshit.
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 4 weeks ago:
A ton of shit by Steely Dan.
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 4 weeks ago:
You’d have to know more than the average person does about meth to know it’s about meth.
- Comment on When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of the song you're listening: 4 weeks ago:
The title should have been enough 🤨
- Comment on Jensen Huang at NVIDIA. 4 weeks ago:
Jensen Huang, when the bubble burst.
- Comment on I feel like half the time someone is accused of being a bot, the accuser is the bot. 4 weeks ago:
Are… Humans not animals? 🤔
- Comment on I feel like half the time someone is accused of being a bot, the accuser is the bot. 4 weeks ago:
There’s a third possibility.
You could be both.
- Comment on Reddit CEO Steve Huffman says that while there are legit types of AI content on the platform, the company is considering Face ID and other passkey verification methods to ensure there's human behind 4 weeks ago:
If he wants to be sure there’s human behind, he should just go to /r/Ass. 🤷♂️
- Comment on indeed 4 weeks ago:
Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room! Filled with rats! The rats drove me crazy! Crazy?Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room! Filled with rats! The rats drove me crazy! Crazy?Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room. A rubber room! Filled with rats! The rats drove me crazy! Crazy?
- Comment on Sony Has Apparently Shut Down Dark Outlaw Games 4 weeks ago:
The numbers don’t show that. Indies are finding success, yes. But very few of them are putting up the same numbers as AAA slop. Silksong is the only one of note recently that has huge numbers, and it still hasn’t surpassed Battlefield or Call of Duty. The current best selling game of this year is Resident Evil: Requiem.
- Comment on indeed 4 weeks ago:
Hey hey hey… We may be perverts, but we’re perfectly sane. 😤
- Comment on Sony Has Apparently Shut Down Dark Outlaw Games 4 weeks ago:
How I would innovate within this confined space:
“What if it was actually a first person game, but your character is a little guy on the shoulder of a bigger guy and you’re just whispering in their ear to control them?”
- Comment on Death Stranding 2 looks amazing in the 21:9 ultra-wide 4 weeks ago:
The environments look damn near real, and I’m playing on Low/Portable settings for maximum FPS.
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 4 weeks ago:
Wood Elves who smoked too much herb and became High Elves.
- Comment on Paycheck to paycheck 4 weeks ago:
Free, if you can steal it from the giants.
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