Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on How did Luke Skywalker learn to communicate with Astromech droids? How did he learn the language whilst living on Tatooine? 12 hours ago:
In the x-wing, that is made for the astromech sure.
How does he know what R2 is saying when they are not in the x-wing?
- Comment on What’s the actual reason neurodivergent people are sometimes discriminated against or bullied? 21 hours ago:
Because the whole fucking world is ass-backwards. I mean, FFS some defining traits of Autism are:
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Having empathy
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Having a strong sense of justice
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Having a strong disposition toward fairness
This would imply that allistic people do not have empathy, do not care about justice, and like when the deck is stacked.
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- Comment on 22 hours ago:
Connecdicud.
- Comment on [deleted] 22 hours ago:
Because, sadly, it makes you feel sad.
- Comment on Uh Oh: Nintendo Just Landed A ‘Summoning’ And ‘Battling’ Patent 22 hours ago:
They can’t copyright the legal system. 🤦♂️
Court summons and legal battles.
- Comment on Is SJW blocking any IP ranges? 22 hours ago:
Maybe your mobile connection is just struggling?
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 22 hours ago:
I can think of just 1 guy who is even more of a used car salesman… Chris Roberts. Literally has been selling digital spaceships like used cars.
- Comment on What is it called when you believe the U.S. political parties shouldn’t exist? 23 hours ago:
Non-partisan.
- Comment on If spiderman shoots webs from his wrists would not the tension of shooting and swingiing up a skyscraper pretty much break his wrist? Also why SpiderMAN shouuldn''t it be SpiderTEEN? 23 hours ago:
He shoots web from devices he made. His web shooting is not part of his super powers. It’s part of his science nerd smartness.
- Comment on Favorite Modded Console? 1 day ago:
PS2 becsuse the mod I used was nothing more than so.e styrofoam in the disc ejection sensor to do hot swapping.
- Comment on People using fancy characters in their online username ironically makes them harder to be searched 1 day ago:
Maybe I don’t wanna be found.
- Comment on California's first solar-covered canal is now fully online [Turlock] 1 day ago:
It’s in Turlock? I gotta go see this warlock IRL.
- Comment on "Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3" 1 day ago:
The story is fantastic. Its the moment to moment action that becomes tedious after the first hour, and the story requires at least 80 hours of that shit.
- Comment on It's banana, pineapple and cherry. 1 day ago:
So what does blue raspberry actually taste like over there? Because the name seems pretty apt here in the US; it tastes like extra sour raspberry.
- Comment on chicken statutory 2 days ago:
Statutory
You did WHAT to that chicken?!
- Comment on Too soon? 2 days ago:
Well fuck. Now I have to actually have empathy for his death or he will get what he wants. 😭
- Comment on $19.99 Cosplay 2 days ago:
FR. Silksong woulda been $2 if not for Trump.
- Comment on if charlie kirk is so pro life then why is he dead? 2 days ago:
Amateur-Life. Noob-Life.
- Comment on "Behavioral Conditioning Methods to Stop my Boyfriend from Playing The Witcher 3" 2 days ago:
Easy. Just introduce them to a better game.
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- Comment on Too soon? 2 days ago:
If taser training includes being tased, gun training should include being shot.
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 2 days ago:
Suspect the recruiter is an AI? Send 'em a pic of your junk and ask for their opinion!
- Comment on quiet place 2 days ago:
Maybe the smell will drive them away.
- Comment on Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida. 2 days ago:
Just have the dog run farther 🤷♂️
- Comment on Only way that you're happy here... 2 days ago:
I literally haven’t been drug tested at any job where I wasn’t operating heavy machinery except when I got a job on that cruiseship. But I mean… I would count it under the machinery thing anyway, because as a crewman I am still responsible for the safety of passengers in an emergency (and would also rotate on active fire duty). It’s not like I could get weed on the ship anyway 🤷♂️
- Comment on If fossil fuels aren't vegan that would mean almost nobody is actually vegan. 2 days ago:
I eat all kinds of oil.
Olive oil, cannabis oil, fish oil…
- Comment on Sam Altman says that bots are making social media feel 'fake' 2 days ago:
- Comment on How can I see my removed posts from any community? 2 days ago:
This actually makes me wonder if uploads as posts are even deleted if the post itself is removed. I sure haven’t seen any options as a moderator at least that would allow me to remove an upload itself, so if you keep the URL of an image you upload to the instance, that url is likely still valid.
- Comment on It's Not Just You: Music Streaming Is Broken Now 2 days ago:
I wish Winamp was on Android so I could use it on my phone, too. Especially if it had Milkdrop Visualizer.
- Comment on Foolproof advice 2 days ago:
Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.