
Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on They somehow managed to get them back. 3 days ago:
“Shall I send a 4th plane, sir?”
- Comment on what printers do youlike? 3 days ago:
I like my Voxelab Aquilla.
- Comment on A question some people asked 4 days ago:
Did it at least last 7, and only 7, years?
- Comment on GTA VI 5 days ago:
I really need to get and watch this show.
- Comment on Interesting sample print from 20 years ago 5 days ago:
Does it spin smoothly? I assume that’s supposed to be a ballbearing.
- Comment on Through the ages 6 days ago:
I wonder if the other cavemen gave shit to the one that drew human animal hybrid figures on the cave wall for being a furry.
- Comment on What is a man? 6 days ago:
“I need my Johnson!”
“What do you need that for, Dude?”
- Comment on [Discussion] What are some anime with unpredictable twists? 1 week ago:
Attack on Titan starts off pretty unpredictable, but it later falls into its own formula that you can predict. The only thing that really was predictable from the start was what the titans actually are. It’s just the safest bet, and they don’t push the envelope with that. Being vague to not spoil it, even though this one has likely been seen by a majority of everyone already; possibly even OP.
- Comment on Nothing wrong with that 2 weeks ago:
It’s wild seeing my old friends’ Steam profiles go from hardcore shooters and RPGs to shit like Roblox, MLP games, and other child-friendly shit because they all have kids that are using their account more than they are.
- Comment on I really want people to learn that laws don't exist in nature 2 weeks ago:
Coyotes definitely know how online shopping works. I grew up watching one order stuff to catch a roadrunner. 😤
- Comment on I really want people to learn that laws don't exist in nature 2 weeks ago:
Do you… Commonly run into people that think otherwise? 🤨
- Comment on This shirt is a choice 2 weeks ago:
Ed… Ward…
- Comment on Would Asuka be Meg? 2 weeks ago:
Peter Griffin laugh intensifies
- Comment on [Discussion] Apparently normal MCs who are creepy or insane 3 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t count Light. He was normal at the beginning. He became insane over the course of the show, as he became corrupted by the power he had.
- Comment on 'This Is Unbelievably Scummy' - GTA 6 Fans Are Annoyed By Netflix's Paywalled Extended Look at the Game 3 weeks ago:
GTAV has been only $9.99 in my region for years now and they also have given it away free at least twice.
- Comment on Tech heresy 3 weeks ago:
Look at that little extruder head dance!
- Comment on 'This Is Unbelievably Scummy' - GTA 6 Fans Are Annoyed By Netflix's Paywalled Extended Look at the Game 3 weeks ago:
if you can’t wait 6 hours longer for a fucking trailer, maybe you have a problem. Like jesus fucking christ, does it really matter? More than half these people would still buy the game even if Cockstar never released a single image or video of the game.
- Comment on [Discussion] What is the first anime you've watched (because it's anime)? 3 weeks ago:
Sailor Moon.
- Comment on [Discussion] What anime tend to make you cry? 3 weeks ago:
Grave of the Fireflies will make you cry so fucking hard you’ll never want to watch it again.
- Comment on Pokémon vs Digimon 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on This design cracked me up tonight 4 weeks ago:
Print a Benchy.
- Comment on How do you cut out Facebook from your life? 4 weeks ago:
It was easy as a MySpace user; I simply never signed up because everyone I knew was on MySpace.
- Comment on Perfect delivery 5 weeks ago:
“Go ahead and steal. The worst that will happen is you have to give it back. 🤷♂️”
That does seem like a post you’d find on Tumblr or X or BlueSky. This plate is an ancient shitpost.
- Comment on Chinese parents in 1979 5 weeks ago:
They’re Chinese; their English isn’t perfect.
- Comment on "Slavery is so over! Let's move on!" 5 weeks ago:
That’s when the Japanese sank nearly all of the US’s pears.
- Comment on 1000 wethers candies were harmed in the making of this post 5 weeks ago:
👅
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Maybe just don’t put the rope post thing on the front of the saddle where you can smack your nads against it. 🤷♂️
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Pants were a bad idea anyway.
- Comment on I feel like Expedition 33 is overrated [minor spoilers] 1 month ago:
I expressed almost the exact same thoughts around the game’s release after playing it (before it won the awards). The main thing that kept me going was the music and the story; and the story kinda fell flat for me once you discover the truth of the world. Certainly a 7/10 game, but not a 10/10 like the media around it suggests.
- Comment on Satan is calling God so that he can send this guy somewhere worse than hell [IdiotoftheEast] 1 month ago:
“I love my doghter.”