Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Anyone remember how popular the group Head Cleaner was? 9 hours ago:
“How the hell am I supposed to clean my head with this?”
- Comment on Most under-utilized consoles? 10 hours ago:
The Dreamcast never really got given a chance. They killed it so fast, and even in its short lifespan it had a great library. It might have even been able to keep up with the PS2, at least for the first year or two with what I’ve seen of porting projects where people got shit like GTA3 running on it.
- Comment on Is this picture idea immature? 12 hours ago:
It would be immature. I thought that was the joke, tho? 🤷🏻♂️
- Comment on Genius 1 day ago:
I like the way you think.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 day ago:
That movie is good because of Raul Julia.
- Comment on Elon Musk's X/Twitter to clamp down on parody accounts. 1 day ago:
The irony.
Wasn’t the blue check mark originally an actual verification of the user’s identity to some extent, which was in part to alleve confusion over fake/parody accounts?
What a shitshow.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 day ago:
I mean… It depends what you consider a bad film.
IMO, Raul Julia hasn’t been in a single bad movie. And, yes, I have seen Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
- Comment on Genius 1 day ago:
Then what’s a torta?
- Comment on How do I turn my tv on? 1 day ago:
Throw something at the button.
- Comment on This is unfair! 1 day ago:
I aspire to be like Dilbert’s father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.
- Comment on This is a shitpost. 1 day ago:
There’s a perfectly good olive in there.
- Comment on A dating app just for us 1 day ago:
“Might.”
- Comment on A dating app just for us 1 day ago:
I have kinda been thinking about this a lot recently; I vent and say I can’t find anyone and get told it’s because I’m not going to bars or whatever to meet people.
The kind of person I would be compatible with wouldn’t be at the bar, either. They would be here, on Lemmy, shitposting.
- Comment on Does a tiny motion tracking mouse thing exist at all? 1 day ago:
Wait… You mean to say you didn’t mask it before you painted it? Why?
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 1 day ago:
What about someone who is ultra competitive but also has good sportsmanship?
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 1 day ago:
Some might say that is winning.
- Comment on Switch 2 GameCube controller will only be offered to those who pre-order the console 1 day ago:
Put the onus on the retailer to limit how many units a single customer can purchase. Why would Nintendo give a single fuck about scalpers?
- Comment on Genius 1 day ago:
What the fuck is “taco” in English?
- Comment on Kawasaki unveils a hydrogen-powered, ride-on robot horse 1 day ago:
🎵I’m a cowboy… On a steel horse I ride.🎵
- Comment on You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when searching for "Lemmy" returns more results for the forum than for the Motorhead guy. 2 days ago:
Who’d win in a wrestling match; Lemmy or God?
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 2 days ago:
Solution:
- Comment on Release the kraken 2 days ago:
They’re shapeshifters; this one just shifted into whatever the hell Cthulhu/Dagon is. 🤷🏻♂️
- Comment on 30 Years of PlayStation History Secured in Underground Vault with 650TB of Data | Retro Gaming News 24/7 2 days ago:
They claim they are preserving it but I can guess their vault will end up being just like Disney’s.
- Comment on Release the kraken 2 days ago:
It makes sense if you’ve read At The Mountains of Madness.
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 2 days ago:
It’s not like that shits gonna make your computer explode the day they end support lol
- Comment on In your opinion, which anime has the most badass villains? 3 days ago:
Naraku from Inuyasha is definitely the most cruel.
- Comment on I really need these games ported to Steam. What do y'all have on your lists? 3 days ago:
Bloodborne.
- Comment on It is the season soon 3 days ago:
Whoever thought that semi-truck trailers should be just mirror finished metal can eat my fucking ass.
- Comment on Risks of self-hosting a public-facing forum? 3 days ago:
Risk of people uploading images that are illegal and you would end up being liable for hosting them. Risk of being hacked.
I don’t know how big of a risk this really is these days… I used to host a PHPbb forum in the early 2000’s off my personally computer and it didn’t really get any traffic beyond myself and the friends I told about it.
- Comment on Linear, action hidden gems like The Red Star? 3 days ago:
I am playing Lords of the Fallen right now. It attracted me by being a soulslike, but I am finding it to be much more linear than most which, while disappointing for me, might make it something worth your time. It’s way easier than other souls likes, and has a kind of “comic book death metal” feel to its aesthetic and story (reminds me of Darksider but less exaggeration) and makes you feel powerful rather than weak.
