Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@pawb.social
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
- Comment on Solidarity 8 hours ago:
I’d be pretty pissed if someone ate my Moonpies.
- Comment on Steam Replay is live and notes only 14% "of playtime spent by all Steam users" was for 2025 releases 8 hours ago:
It shows almost all my play time is in new releases but thw only reason for that is that hella my games got free remaster upgrades that are entirely separate titles on Steam. They’re not really new releases, IMO.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 8 hours ago:
Writing (free)
Maybe if you only write in dirt with your finger. Orherwise you need writing implements and something to write on.
- Comment on surely your hobby can't be that expensive 8 hours ago:
Thankfully my hobby is video games so I really only have to buy something to play them on and then I can search for the One Piece if you catch my drift.
- Comment on Does each country have a book/library of the laws of the land that a commoner can consult to check if they're about to do something illegal? 1 day ago:
“Oh… It’s not illegal? Maaaaan… Now I gotta figure out something else to do this Saturday. 😮💨”
- Comment on Raspberry Pi 4B 1 day ago:
That’s a pretty big computer. It’s bigger than an American pickup truck. God damn!
- Comment on Construction magic 1 day ago:
Spider-Man also has this power.
- Comment on AI Overview 1 day ago:
You’d think Amazon.com would have the market cornered on those.
- Comment on at what point in life it's too late to go back to school? 1 day ago:
When you’re dead.
- Comment on Click OK 1 day ago:
Nestlé Crunch
- Comment on Word. 1 day ago:
Once you’ve tried VIM, you’ll never go back.
Mostly because you won’t be able to exit VIM.
- Comment on I'm gonna need a walk-in shower soon enough 1 day ago:
Wait… What kind of shower do you have now? 🤨
- Comment on I'm gonna need a walk-in shower soon enough 1 day ago:
just stand wherever you please
stands on the wall
- Comment on Are you happy now, so-called "bleeding heart" libs? 1 day ago:
“Hey, hon? The bananas are brown and the kids won’t eat them.”
“Throw them out!”
pushing kids outside
“Why do we have to leave?”
“Cuz mommy doesn’t love you anymore.”
“What the fuck?!”
- Comment on AI Overview 1 day ago:
Meth and heroin don’t stop the longing. They simply change what you’re longing for into meth and heroin.
- Comment on wood 1 day ago:
I see an orc.
- Comment on This bedroom game is weird 2 days ago:
I’m the pooch.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
As well as everything else Don Bluth did. 😃
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Toxic Commando. 🤦♂️
I was over here wondering why John Carpenter was even involved with this because my mind kept swapping commando for Avenger which is an entirely different franchise.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
IIRC, he was actively involved with the development of The Thing for PS2, also. And that is a pretty damn good game for being an older, AA, film tie-in game.
- Comment on This bedroom game is weird 2 days ago:
“You really screwed the pooch on that one.”
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 2 days ago:
Mixed Tape
Does this mean a mix tape or is that something else? 🤨
Also: I’ve used a rotary phone, but only because I had bought a novelty modern phone that used a rotary dialer in the 90s.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
I’m naming it Bob. 😤
- Comment on Typeframe 2 days ago:
You can code on a typewriter. You just won’t be able to compile the code you type.
- Comment on Typeframe 2 days ago:
That doesn’t stop this post from being an advertisement for it.
- Comment on New Jurassic Park looks lit! 2 days ago:
“You wanna see what I’m hauling back there?”
“But… You already told me. We’re hauling ass!”
- Comment on serious business 2 days ago:
“Matters of great concern should be treated lightly.”
- Comment on Wait, I know you... 2 days ago:
Everytime you start to sympathize with him, he does something more fucked up.
- Comment on crunchy treat 2 days ago:
- Comment on I've always thought THIS was unfair 2 days ago:
You’re telling me I can smoke on the casino floor, and the room across from me can have an ABDL party, complete with soiled nappies, but I can’t hit my vape in the bathroom with the vent on?
