Proprietary_Blend

@Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The "double smoked" bacon from Sam's Club smells like it was cured at your grandparents, the ones with the 2-pack-a-day habit⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, all bacon is smoked. Adding that to the label is silly!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OLAY!⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ayyyyy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working on my Halloween decorations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's so deep...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they were bottle jacks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[serious] when was the last time Donald Trump went swimming, has he ever swam?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cue Scrooge McDuck diving into a pool of coins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're together now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Adorable, but where’s Ozzy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone Pooped in the shower?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Noobz never heard of a waffle stomp. No wonder this world is going to shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male performance⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Qwonk qwonk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a cool summer breeze⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can tell they’re pretty sad anyway. Southbound

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should my character be 21-23?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cares so long as we get to see three or four dicks per act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe grind some Smarties onto a 7UP?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans Are Using PTO to Sleep, Not for Vacation—Report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you in Germany?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no. The Fats will be rounded up and rendered for cruise ship airplane fuel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess they didn’t see the photo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It means that anyone who does anything totally sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨save the planet 🌎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  International? We need the Intergalactic Court!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Public toilets in China demand ad views for loo roll⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that anything like an egg roll?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hobbies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot drugs and alcohol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So she's saying that she's a sexual bull?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Space Cowboy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How could I order a package without my parents finding it?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Space Bucket?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hyperbaric oxygen chamber⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m smoking Campari through an olive right now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm very happy for her. In youth tightness can be a problem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Darker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To stay safe I've always done this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa. That’s fast as cunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Come back to this post in 2030's⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How come you can makum snowballs in summertime?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Topical!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens if a world leader gets assassinated during a foreign visit by a *former* citizen of that leader's country? (Like: international relations wise)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Four, “High Ranking” Democrat senators might agree to send an email.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump floats pulling licenses if networks are 'against' him after Jimmy Kimmel suspended⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but two Democrats did a thing to keep drugs coming into America or something.

  Two! Yep. Two whole Democrats passed their purity tests and agreed to keep the drugs flowing into California and Virginia I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did easy access to Porn while growing up impacted Gen-Z ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just keep the volume off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How often do guys have a haircut?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a long hair but I still go once a month or so to get a trim.