gigastasio
@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Children are a gift from someone 2 hours ago:
Arguably
- Comment on Children are a gift from someone 6 hours ago:
Did you lose them?
- Submitted 9 hours ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on A complete tier list for our solar system 10 hours ago:
Settle down, Mercury.
- Comment on As long as the temperature stays in a very narrow optimal range for me, it's over for you bitches! 10 hours ago:
Consider the possibility that Alison needs to be stopped.
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 1 day ago:
Because you play bass for Sleep Token?
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 1 day ago:
I’m gonna use the name “three.”
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 1 day ago:
We need a full contact version of The Price is Right. Fuck bids. Earn your right to that merch with the teeth of your enemies.
- Comment on Our lord and savior 2 days ago:
Naw that’s just Carl. He and I hung out last week. Listen he just got weekly privileges at the clinic and his license back, so go easy on him, okay, he’s getting his shit together.
- Comment on shit 2 days ago:
YOU CAN SWEAR
IT’S OKAY
SHOUT AN EXPLETIVE TODAY
BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
EVERYTHING IS SHIT
GRATUITOUS HIGHLIGHTING
- Comment on Can't stop won't stop 3 days ago:
- Comment on I WON THE LOTTERY! 3 days ago:
After taxes OP will owe $1.38.
- Comment on Protect Me Plz 4 days ago:
Oh look at Mister Moneybags over here with his double digit account balance!
- Comment on Help is needed 4 days ago:
Sheep Token
- Comment on Noses run, feet smell 5 days ago:
Have you ever tried to wear sexy striped thigh high stockings on your nose???
(I, uh…I’m genuinely asking)
- Comment on seven 6 days ago:
I am every box in 4.
- Comment on i can't handle coffee 1 week ago:
Whatever we do, folks, let’s avoid at all costs discussing the condition of that toilet.
- Comment on Music is music 1 week ago:
How do I untap?
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 1 week ago:
Okay I give up. Which one is which? Been looking at this for ten goddamn minutes…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Um, guys? What if the color I’m seeing isn’t on this chart?
- Comment on Yeah i do OF(DM) 1 week ago:
This graph assumes a sinusoidal tablature, which everyone knows is neither fractive compliant nor linearly restraintive. Also disappointingly lacking in African Grey representation.
- Comment on Drive safe 1 week ago:
This video would have you believe there are time traveling despots lurking on every street corner. Sorry but I’m not ruining my car’s finish on the off chance that might be Pinochet walking out of that Five Guys. The Chilean citizenry will just have to solve their own problem once more.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I object to whoever posted this absolutely coolest photo ever taken of me without my consent.
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 week ago:
I had no idea IKEA was that old.
- Comment on Breaking news! New medieval manuscript found! 2 weeks ago:
Found the writers!
- Comment on Monke 2 weeks ago:
As a matter of fact, I, too, pretend to live a carefree life of silly antics whilst existing in a confined space that offers a poorly-executed illusion of freedom.
- Comment on Thank you for the shitposts, y'all kept me sane. 2 weeks ago:
I was honestly trying to accomplish the opposite, but you’re welcome anyway.
- Comment on Corn 2 weeks ago:
DARPA: gets immediately to work
- Comment on Spong has a bamd 2 weeks ago:
If your band isn’t declared an enemy of the state, what are you even doing?
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 2 weeks ago:
Wash on hot.
Now you have a secret fondue recipe you can use at parties.
