gigastasio

@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhhh... It's a work phone⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  One for the plug…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based on a true story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are days I’m tempted to go back with an account solely dedicated to shitposting all over a popular sub just to get a mod’s attention, so I can verbally abuse them, get banned, rinse and repeat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phrasing!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t say anything about a switch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YSK that Boris Johnson was one of the most corrupt Prime Minister in British history. He was obsessed about money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your Saggy Knockers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I heard that this offer applies to more than just turkeys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Same deal on PS5’s tomorrow!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ll just be over here…⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  By comparison, if you’re an incontinent octogenarian with multiple felonies and a several statutory rape allegations who sucked off a former president, you’re are the very definition of a manly hetero alpha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had this idea of serving her a stew that severely impeded her vision for a day or so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ll just be over here…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows is a mental disorder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ll just be over here…⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🪱🧴🍕

• I’ll just be over here…sh.itjust.works ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Change my mind⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This post was fact checked by people with opinions on things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure there are at least four where the last thing on them is “allahu akbar”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass in the grass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hole diameter⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s clearly forgetting the other time in human history that Christmas was on 25/25/25. People are so forgetful! 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a Targeted Individual and the Hat Man knows my every move.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll do it!

  thinks about her boobs

  Dammit! I always mess this up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He looks like he has no idea what he’s doing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, Bert!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You guys ain’t seen nothin! Next month we’re dressing up a fat dude and shoving him down a chimney.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New thing to ponder just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was round before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I break shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨its a psyop, isn't it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Checkmate asexuals!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚣 🚣⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Psh! This is so easy give me that cash and you’ll never see me using that stupid 🚣 emo-

  ^fuck^

• Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so every shitpost sub is going to be swamped by American politics? please can politics be banned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Their government already does. They won’t notice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to find⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We now all live in a recursive loop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yarr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • Sing sea shanties*

  ^* Any attempt to sing Wellerman will result in keelhauling and any compatible humiliating acts of torturous execution^

• Every single performance of “The Song That Never Ends” has ended.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have this weird feeling that all this does is make you recognizable as someone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of those who work delis

  Are the same that throw smellies