gigastasio
@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Banana 5 hours ago:
banenis
- Comment on Is it hot in here or what? 🥵 1 day ago:
Someone knew exactly what they were doing.
- Comment on Life meta 1 day ago:
- Comment on smh 1 day ago:
I thought this was about how the guy had his shirt tucked in.
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 1 day ago:
Ah, the ol’ clam slam.
- Comment on Word ofs wisedome 1 day ago:
Don’t count your eggs in one basket before there’s plenty of fish spoiling the piece of cake.
- Comment on If you receive a high medical bill, don't pay it immediately. Ask for an itemized bill first. 1 day ago:
You can also negotiate directly with your medical provider. Ask if they have Financial Assistance programs you can apply for. Nonprofit hospitals in the US are required by law to have these programs and provide you with information when requested, and it frequently results in having your medical debt reduced or forgiven.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
With Fahrenheit, there are 180 units of degree measurement between the freezing and boiling point of water. With Celsius, there are only 100. For me this makes Fahrenheit preferable, as its units are smaller and allow for finer temperature measurement and adjustment.
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
And then what? You get your balls through, you’re all engorged and now you’re stuck, your aroused loins filled with blood and you with panic and regret as the hole becomes a massive load-bearing cockring. PLAN AHEAD PEOPLE!
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- Comment on does he though? 3 days ago:
Evil Nietzsche be like “Why can’t you be more like those good Christian people?”
- Comment on Lobster feast 3 days ago:
Imagine stepping into a shower and rubbing yourself down with a chocolate lobster.
You probably won’t think it’s chocolate at first.
- Comment on Lobster feast 3 days ago:
This reminds me of a friend of mine whose hatred of olives was legendary. Like he didn’t just dislike them. We’re talking about a seething, unrelenting loathing. This was a man who wished violence and suffering on olives.
Now, his neighbor would traditionally gift his family homemade chocolates during the holidays. And one year (you already know where this is going don’t you?), his teenage children conspired with the neighbor to gift him with, yup, chocolate covered olives.
He didn’t speak to his neighbor for six years after that.
- Comment on Soda pop 3 days ago:
I grew up in a “pop” part of the country. Then moved to a “soda” part of the country for a while and not only did I change my word usage, but I decided I liked “soda” better because it was a more accurate description of the beverage.
I have since moved back to my old “pop” area and I still use “soda” and I get weird looks. One of my friends even called me a traitor.
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- Comment on The toys were accurate 4 days ago:
- Comment on 4 days ago:
This, but with my phone.
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 4 days ago:
I think it’s the clock. That’s the only thing that makes sense to me.
- I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do.sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 4 days ago to [deleted] | 45 comments
- Comment on 5 days ago:
In order from left to right:
Younger, Older, YoungerOlder, Bono
- Comment on Thanks 🙏🏻 5 days ago:
I know what piping bags are for.
Hint: not for piping
Source: experience
- Comment on 🥵🍆💦 == 🤡🎉✨ 6 days ago:
- Comment on I think this belongs here 1 week ago:
industrial strength pop rocks
That…that’s just C4.
- Comment on Bungee jumping 1 week ago:
You can lick mine.
You won’t want to, but you can…
- Comment on No need to be rude 1 week ago:
That’s what the personality test is for. Or better yet, they grade you during the test drive. You can score lower rates or discounts depending on how many other drivers you cut off, tailgate, or hi beam. Heck, if you manage to run a Prius off the road you get the truck for free and a hundred bucks!
- Comment on No need to be rude 1 week ago:
I’ll give the guy credit for showing restraint. He could have tipped it over.
- Comment on No need to be rude 1 week ago:
I’ve often wondered…people a who drive those huge pickup trucks, does being in the vehicle somehow turn you into an obnoxious, aggressive douchebag, or do you have to take a personality test at the dealership?
- Comment on Everybody: If There Was a Meme Museum, What Meme(s) Would You Put In It? (down below) 1 week ago:
I would put Laina Morris in it.
Not her picture. Her. Like she lives there now.
- Comment on humour 1 week ago: