gigastasio
@gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I heard you like pointers, so I put pointer to pointer in your pointers 1 hour ago:
Why did I get slightly aroused by this?
- Submitted 2 hours ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on God's thicc juicy ass 16 hours ago:
Moses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence.
God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes.
Moses: Why?
God: You can’t handle all this cake.
- Comment on Bean virus 1 day ago:
beans again
- Comment on Meirl 1 day ago:
Me: at a stop sign waiting for a car to pass before I turn right
Passenger: “You can go. He has his turn signal on.”
Car: zooms past at full speed without turning
Me:
- Comment on funny number 1 day ago:
The world I grew up in no longer exists for way worse reasons than this. 😔
- Comment on Posting without context. Will not be taking questions. Bye. 1 day ago:
Happens to us all bro. Live and learn.
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 21 comments
- Comment on They mods dont want you to know. 2 days ago:
Ah, well that clears that right up.
- Comment on congrats! 2 days ago:
Nice.
- Comment on i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom 2 days ago:
You literally shamed someone into self-exile from an entire internet community!
- Comment on Barely working 3 days ago:
Look at this guy showing off his working dash lights.
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 3 days ago:
boisterous laughter from all the guys
- Comment on I gotcha, boss 4 days ago:
Lemme guess her name is Vasquez and she’s also smokes cigars and is a smartass to everyone.
- Comment on Ffffff 4 days ago:
Mine stands on my chest and drools on my face.
- Comment on 🤘🤘🤘 4 days ago:
So they’re both tops?
- Comment on whos your favorite borg? mine is localhost 4 days ago:
- Comment on 🤘🤘🤘 4 days ago:
Bert’s more of a Béla Fleck guy.
It’s incredible how long these two have been together considering how opposite they are. The sex must be insane.
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 4 days ago:
Friends, hear my story…
In the days of old, the days where 300 baud modems were bought by us, the Early Adopters, there were meetings in dark places where code was exchanged on cassette, to be loaded from our tape drives, to create a new BBS, and you - yes you, dear reader - could be your very own SysOp. A king! Let them fall before you as you interrupted their email to live chat. Behold a world where encryption dare not tread, and you, My SysOp, could read the thoughts of all your subjects! Enter a universe where mom picking up the phone downstairs, only to be greeted with digital screeching, turned your conversations into garbled, alien characters before your eyes!
This is where it began. This is where I began. And thus shall I endure, today, tomorrow, and all tomorrows. The lore is mine and mine alone to carry.
Post on, dear friends. I did all this for you.
- Comment on How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented! 5 days ago:
Finally a serious answer. Can I use you as a source?
- Comment on How did internet viruses spread before the internet was invented! 5 days ago:
Aw man
- Submitted 5 days ago to [deleted] | 23 comments
- Comment on guys its fries it was always fries 5 days ago:
“Fries” is clearly covering up “cock.”
- Comment on These RAM prices are out of hand 5 days ago:
I’m going to buy some of these and wear them on a gold chain around my neck.
- Comment on 90's throwback 5 days ago:
So fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine so fine s̸̡̨̰̼̫̦̳̖̝̙͕̜͉̭̱͕͚̩̱̦͈̓͘͜͜o̷̱̗͈̘̫̮̪̜̳͕̤̗̭̝̺̪̗͉̟͖̞̠͕̟̝̓̀͛̄̓̋̓́͑̆̾̏͂̽̒͌̚̚͜͠ͅͅͅ ̴̡̢̹̼͉͚̫̭̱̬͚̪̥̼̮̰̗̘͚̘̞̈́̀́̾̕f̶̨̧̫̠̫̯͇̝̯̜̟̹̣̤͖̝̬̳͙͚͉̯̘̦͔̪̤͚̲̙͗͊̏͌̈́̊̎̾̃̃͆͛̇̈̈́́̔͊̏̽̀̋̇̉̈͠ͅį̷̢̳̥̖̟̩͎̪͇̻̜͔͈͙͍̺̺͉̖͕̱͗͒̄͐͂͂̅̃̔́́͋̆̏̀͒̋̌͋̚͠ǹ̷̨̜̱̭̪͍̳̥̜̙̝̼̻̺͓̪͚̮̖͍̣̈́̾̐̌̅̆̃̈́̕͠͝ë̶̢̢̨̧̡͍̠̺̠̭̟̩̪̤̞̠̻̗̰̈̇̾̏̇͊̈̏̾̅̄́̈́̈́̈͐̈͋͂͗͠͝͠ so fine so fine
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 5 days ago:
It’s having more fun than I am.
- Comment on Reports suggest that Windows 6 days ago:
I keep hearing that linux
- Comment on Wharf 6 days ago:
- Comment on An old excuse 6 days ago:
“Satan! Baby I am so hard right now!”
- Comment on Linux rules! How do you like my desktop? 1 week ago:
Media player giving off Winamp vibes.
