WeirdGoesPro

@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there really anything stopping an evil government from just poisoning the water supply to commit a massacre/genocide/ethnic-clensing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sodie pop woman from my 600 pound life

  There are some people who only drink sodie pop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was about to say—we lost the panhandle, and nobody realistically knows what lives there anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who turned on friendly fire?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jack Dougherty will be the worst soldier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it feel like protesting isn't as "extreme" as it used to be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In the words of Anton LaVey, they are addicted to the “good guy badge”. They’d rather die feeling morally clean than get their hands dirty to save their country, neighbors, and values. The liberals I hear judging people for violent protest the most are the ones who are privileged enough to have not personally felt the consequences yet.

  In my opinion, it is a grotesque cowardice to admonish people for fighting for their lives just because you don’t have to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does it feel like protesting isn't as "extreme" as it used to be?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that part of it is that the authorities are confident that we can’t do much. In the 60’s, wide scale protest that was not a preamble to a riot was rare. In recent times, everyone expects things to go off peacefully and just come to an end at some point. This plays directly into their hands, and they are confident that we are toothless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the kink, but the table manners that I shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all nasty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never easier to kidnap people in the USA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Disclaimer: victim must be vaguely brown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL it is impossible to have a tight and brightly colored butthole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Confirmation that you are a loser at everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mexican lawmakers vote to ban dolphin shows⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That dolphin looks very pleased with this encounter. Very very pleased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global cocaine market hit new record highs: UNODC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why, you got any? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Global cocaine market hit new record highs: UNODC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, ooh, I can answer that!

  Have you ever heard something really really funny and laughed so hard that it ends with a euphoric rush and a slight adrenaline burst that makes you feel more awake? That is similar to the first few moments of using cocaine. Compared to weed, I would say it is slightly more euphoric and it makes you awake in about a proportional amount to how weed makes you sleepy.

  Cocaine has a clear chemical taste, but it is not entirely unpleasant, especially after you’ve done it enough to have the Pavlovian association with its effects. It is a topical anesthetic, so your nose goes numb, and then post nasal drip will eventually numb your sinuses and throat.

  The rush lasts for about 10 minutes, and then there is a pleasant state of high dopamine awakeness for one to two hours. Even though you are still in a high dopamine state, the comedown from the rush about 10 minutes in will give you a moderately strong urge to use more cocaine. This cycle repeats, and if you don’t stop, the euphoria gets shorter because you are running out of happy chemicals in your brain to keep the effect going. If you don’t pay attention, it is easy to get stuck in the cycle and run through all the cocaine you have in one sitting.

  The buildup of cocaine in your sinuses combined with post nasal drip will cause you to start getting little bursts of euphoria without using more coke because it is dissolving in your sinus cavity and being absorbed by the body as it shifts around in there. Sometimes, far into a night of use, it will start to make you a little tired because you are running out of calories to sustain the energetic feeling.

  The comedown is rougher than weed, but not horrendous. The worst part is that the desire to use more grows bigger and bigger with every line, so once you run out, you are awake, depleted of dopamine, and have to wait out the urge to find more. People who are unable to do that are most likely to become addicts.

  Crack cocaine condenses and exaggerates the aforementioned process for a huge burst of euphoria over 10 seconds combined with 30 minutes to an hour of high dopamine awakeness. The comedown effects are highly exaggerated too, and the desire to use more is intense and almost impossible to ignore. Where you are likely to use as much powder cocaine in a sitting as you had purchased, you are equally likely to use as much crack as money you have in your bank account at the moment—it is very hard to stop once you start.

  Unpopular opinion, I think powder cocaine should be legal, and there should be a greater cultural awareness that consuming it in little bumps makes it exponentially more manageable than taking fat lines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy devouring the artist⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree with the sentiment, but this is obviously a pun about the painter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palpable Nonsense!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We fry no rice before it’s time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TOR asking to run snowflake to help Iranians with internet access⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are correct, they have infiltrated exit nodes, but it is still one of the most secure privacy tools available. If you are Al Quaeda, don’t use tor. If you are an average person preserving their privacy or subverting censorship, use tor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TOR asking to run snowflake to help Iranians with internet access⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So you read some articles but don’t have an understanding of what the weaknesses are? That doesn’t seem like a solid foundation to form an opinion on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TOR asking to run snowflake to help Iranians with internet access⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thailand makes new proposal to restrict cannabis sales⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Lame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK’s Major Porn Providers Agree to Age Checks From Next Month; Aylo, Owner of Pornhub, YouPorn, and RedTube, Will Add Age Assurance Checks by July 25.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Amen. It’s like they think that somehow it is better to only encounter the world when you are in college and alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get scared of a girl who approached me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you should consider some therapy—it can really help with anxieties like these.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get scared of a girl who approached me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What were you afraid of exactly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No JS, No CSS, No HTML: online "clubs" celebrate plainer websites⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Character, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, character, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, space, character, ENTER.

  Just like your grandpappy used to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number of Brits who see US as a global threat doubles since Trump’s election⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We may impeach the symptom, but we still suffer from the illness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bisexual⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am bisexual then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bisexual⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t threaten me with a good time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Number of Brits who see US as a global threat doubles since Trump’s election⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  As an American, can confirm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yes, this is what people did back then⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We know where they went to flight school. Intercept and eliminate those hijackers. You will go to jail for murder, but you will change the course of history.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surprised_pikachu.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jared Leto thinks Alf is delicious.