starchylemming

@starchylemming@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are a few people ruining the internet for the rest of us?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  only one person needs to take a dump in the water well for the whole village to suffer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  i guess real spaghetti noodles wpuld decompose and expit naturally eventually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Pubic Service Announcement :

  Do not put sharp objects in your Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  but he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already.

  they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  aside from the obvous taboo and shame part, maybe insurance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  the remote guy is the highlight of every nurses day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Browser extensions turn nearly 1 million browsers into website-scraping bots⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  a lot of these seem to be accessibility extensions.

  how nice, preying on the disabled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to trick ChatGPT into revealing Windows keys? I give up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i think they meant fake credit card

  but alas, someone bright and intelligent somewhere probably already fed your credit card alongside all your other customer information into it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the pipes can handle it

  should*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you think I USE search operators?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  related to that:

  do you know any search engine that actually accepts commands in image search?

  like every single one i tried ignores the “-”

  i want to exclude certain tags goddammit

  was it always like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mages be like:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  the cursed photocopier eats you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEOs Are Creating AI Copies of Themselves That Are Spouting Braindead Hallucinations to Their Confused Underlings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i was actually contemplating buying some salomon shoes in the future

  this plan died

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLASTICMAXXING⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ah i see, you are living mostly plastic free

  gotta make do with the little material you have

  /jk im sure you have a palm tree there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  what did they use before? sewage?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Electric⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  he is a sith. a selfish lover

  cums lightning fast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  oh they can do the math of short term gains because they dont stay long term and move on to the next company to short term gain

  they never think about anything but their own gain

  make number go up > get a bonus for meeting profit gain goals > leave company before shit hits the fan to repeat the same pattern somewhere else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doctors⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  bmi doesn’t apply to outliers like athletes and heavy weightlifers per design. it never did and was never supposed to

  its for the regular joe, where its pretty good at telling you that you’re a fat fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*dies of cringe*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  liz truss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whenever you feel inadequate, remember we all have at least one thing that we are really good at⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i was waiting for the other two balloons to explode as well

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Had enough of my boring job. Now free lancing doing sculptures⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  do people pay you so you remove your sculptures from their sight?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I like this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  washing machine : don’t be such a hydrophobe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I like this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  kitchen camo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Might Be Time to Admit the Great VR Experiment Has Failed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  alyx and blade & sorcery feel fleshed out

  most people can’t play vr for long periods anyway a mix of rising sweat and motion sickness buildup or eventually physical exhaustion if you flail around to hard lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M'Lady⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i need that screen setup

  one in the front and 8 behind

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humane (makers of the Humane AI Pin) acquired by HP: "HP Accelerates AI Software Investments to Transform the Future of Work"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  so they are Inhumane now

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marvel Rivals gets a low-quality UI fix for Bazzite Linux⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i also read the title like this and was confused for a brief moment

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  piss all over your bathroom just so you don’t have to sit down. manly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  it stands for teh land of the free

  heat urine if you feel like it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft quietly launches blockchain RPG with playable NFTs priced up to $63K⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ubisoft higher ups can eat a fat cock