starchylemming

@starchylemming@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elevator Art⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  perfection

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thats a diarrhea golem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  so its not a camera? what is it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4011⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  well i did not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  indeed …and yet!

  “eat shit”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity AI is complaining their plagiarism bot machine cannot bypass Cloudflare's firewall⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  next step: cloudflare sends hit squads to blow up the source of these slimy data grabber attacks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Natural compound found in popular hot drink could protect brain against Alzheimer’s⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PoPuLaR HoT dRiNk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘They stole my face’: Streamer claims The First Descendant ads used AI to make it look like he’s promoting it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i dont know the exact quote but: never keep a perfectly fine crisis unused

  a streamer has much more to gain from the drama around it than the case itself

  it would be unwise to not tap into this source of sympathy (new viewers)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla warns Germany could soon declare ad blockers illegal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i hate the Axel Springer company so much

  purest scum of the earth. always have been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former BioWare exec producer says EA was pitched multiple times to remaster the first three Dragon Age games⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  never played the game. what is it and why would it be out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How influencers, big tobacco and the black market fight back against vape reforms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  i swish we could just shove every single vape up the ass of the big tobacco CEO

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too late. NFTs already ended loneliness.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  😒

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are a few people ruining the internet for the rest of us?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  only one person needs to take a dump in the water well for the whole village to suffer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i guess real spaghetti noodles wpuld decompose and expit naturally eventually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pubic Service Announcement :

  Do not put sharp objects in your Ass

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  but he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already.

  they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  aside from the obvous taboo and shame part, maybe insurance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the remote guy is the highlight of every nurses day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨naruto therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i suppose you have to be mentally ill to enjoy naruto in the fiest place so win win

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Browser extensions turn nearly 1 million browsers into website-scraping bots⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  a lot of these seem to be accessibility extensions.

  how nice, preying on the disabled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to trick ChatGPT into revealing Windows keys? I give up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i think they meant fake credit card

  but alas, someone bright and intelligent somewhere probably already fed your credit card alongside all your other customer information into it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking the generational barriers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the pipes can handle it

  should*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you think I USE search operators?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  related to that:

  do you know any search engine that actually accepts commands in image search?

  like every single one i tried ignores the “-”

  i want to exclude certain tags goddammit

  was it always like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mages be like:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  the cursed photocopier eats you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CEOs Are Creating AI Copies of Themselves That Are Spouting Braindead Hallucinations to Their Confused Underlings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i was actually contemplating buying some salomon shoes in the future

  this plan died

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLASTICMAXXING⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ah i see, you are living mostly plastic free

  gotta make do with the little material you have

  /jk im sure you have a palm tree there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So close!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what did they use before? sewage?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Electric⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  he is a sith. a selfish lover

  cums lightning fast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Netflix will show generative AI ads midway through streams in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oh they can do the math of short term gains because they dont stay long term and move on to the next company to short term gain

  they never think about anything but their own gain

  make number go up > get a bonus for meeting profit gain goals > leave company before shit hits the fan to repeat the same pattern somewhere else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doctors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  bmi doesn’t apply to outliers like athletes and heavy weightlifers per design. it never did and was never supposed to

  its for the regular joe, where its pretty good at telling you that you’re a fat fuck