bizarroland

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if you could go back to him when he got his start on that TV show with the Wayans brothers and told him that he would enter playing Dr. Robotnik in the Sonic movie what he would think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was probably just measuring pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was probably just measuring pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was probably just measuring pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rubbing alcohol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Getting laid on is also very nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And sir cumference, the sphere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just out of curiosity, does anyone have any links to where stories detailing these amazing feats are located?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ĩ̴̯’̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫’̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WARNING!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay everyone, I’ll go check it out, and if you don’t hear from me in the next hour, I just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘My Property Tax Went From $15K to a Life-Altering $91K a Year’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know. I mean, there’s a good chance that the original purchase price of the house is almost paid off, but having a sudden $76,000 increase in your bills is going to be tough on anybody. Unless they have made some very bad financial decisions outside of this, that probably is more than double their monthly mortgage.

  And as somebody who has an inordinate amount of equity in a house they purchased far too recently for the amount of equity that I have, it is not exactly easy to pull money out of a house as a homeowner, And even if they do take loans to pay the tax burden, that doesn’t mean that the money has been handled. It just has taken today’s problem and pushed it off for tomorrow.

  I’m not attempting to justify them. I’m just examining their side with the slightest benefit of the doubt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would actually prefer anonymous advice when I’m having issues in a relationship because typically when people gripe about their relationships they only talk about the bad things and they only talk to people that care about them.

  This ends up making it so that the people you are talking to hear all the bad stuff about the other person, and that causes them to start to dislike that other person.

  It’s too easy to build negative feedback loops that can destroy relationships.

  If talking to the internet isn’t good and talking to your friends isn’t good, then the only thing that’s really valid and valuable left would be to talk to a relationship counselor, or a personal therapist, whose only goal is to help you achieve your goals in a way that is healthy for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake or Cake⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can anyone give me a little context on the right image?

  Why are the characters from Chainsaw man hanging out in the bathroom together while she’s taking a piss?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dreams are extremely forgettable because the plot is flimsy, the dialogue is uninspired, and the acting is lifeless.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you ever had a recurring dream before?

  Like, over a period of several months or years or whatever having roughly the same content and the dream pop back up again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dreams are extremely forgettable because the plot is flimsy, the dialogue is uninspired, and the acting is lifeless.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have friends who have dreams about going to work.

  I have friends who have dreams about showing up to a hangout and hanging out with people.

  I dream about leading a choir of nuns on a singing rampage through New York and fighting epic space battles where it turns out that the Darth Vader equivalent of my dream is actually my cousin, which I only learn after I kill him, where priceless and irreplaceable books on witchcraft are destroyed to make wrapping paper due to a shopkeeper’s error, where I am told mysteries of the universe and song and hear songs that have never been sung before.

  Dreams are like your brain’s way of processing information and defragging your personality.

  Everyone’s got different kinds of dreams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your favorite indie game?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cave Story, the original 2004 version.

  I played it a long time ago and I still think about that game from time to time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's do it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  absolutely gutted and covered in sweat, scratches, and gorilla fur ok, your turn

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  forget what number you’re on and say, “um”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Square Enix should remake other Final Fantasy entries?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, how about a game where you are a voodoo priest, and you move a doll through a board full of traps and whatnot, and then the person who you have possessed with your voodoo doll then follows the path that you navigated with the voodoo doll.

  Spice it up by having extra events happen while the person is moving through the real life version of the board that you then have to use your voodoo powers to compensate for while you now no longer have any more control over the person who you’ve taken over.

  I guess that’s more of like a puzzle thing, so sure, for an RPG, How about an Isekai game where you plop down into a magical world and you’ve got all the pop-up screens and everything like you would see an anime and manga, but there is no Demon King, there is no great evil to defeat. It’s just you exploring the world and having fun with your kind of cheat OP powers while meeting people and learning about the history of this world you’ve been plopped into.

  You can have actual events happen by like being involved in small-scale battles between kingdoms and uncovering lost relics and dungeons that have never been explored even by the locals and building a party of people to establish your own kingdom in a neglected land.

  The latter would give you an opportunity to go like City Builder Sim-style for a bit of the game.

  Or if you think that’s stupid, How about a role-playing game where you and a bunch of your other magician, wizard, witch, whatever friends, have built the first fantasy spaceship, and now you’re flying through the celestial realms, visiting all of the other planets in the solar system, and encountering new people, and helping them to solve their problems that have nothing to do with your planet but rather with the goal of establishing diplomatic relationships with other nearby planets.

  This shit is easy. Coming up with an idea for a game, a new one that sounds fun and interesting to play that covers a different storyline and gives opportunities for dozens of different authors and creators to put a piece of themselves into it and come up with interesting fun things to do, that shit is fucking easy, and I don’t know why they’re not fucking doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think Square Enix should remake other Final Fantasy entries?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know how it has become so fucking easy for large corporate content creators to push the narrative that coming up with ideas for new stories or new games is actually difficult.

  There are so many games that have yet to even be thought of.

  There are so many storylines that have never touched pen to paper that we could experience, And I know that it is a little risky to offer something to people that they have not personally experienced before, but holy shit, why do we have to remake everything 650,000 fucking times?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ball for a ball⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, I don’t know how much that surgery costs if you get it done by a doctor, but like, if you’re trans, and that’s something you want to do, that is a hell of a deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can calf raise as much as I can squat, yet I have pretty small calves relative to my thighs/glutes. What's the deal?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, the distance from center of the rotation matters.

  For instance, doing a bicep curl with a 10 pound weight with your elbow by your side is easy.

  Holding that 10 pound weight with your arm straight and lifting it up to eye height is much more difficult, but for most people without impediments still doable.

  Now imagine the difference in distance between the ball and heel of your foot versus the distance between your knee and your hip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hardware recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I threw it in as a gimme or as a backup if they go AMD.

  My real intent is to aim for the seventh gen intel processor or higher, as the intel quicksync encoders are better on the seventh generation than they are in the sixth gen.

  That can help with encryption of files and decoding encrypted files for something like an opnsense box or wireguard.

  And who knows, they might want to play around with some local AI stuff or jellyfin in the future.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hardware recommendations⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would recommend going for at least an Intel 7th gen or failing that some sort of computer that has an Nvidia GPU, 1050ti or better.

  Those will help as you go further down the line with allowing some CUDA and Intel acceleration features and only adds a couple of dollars to the total cost of the system.