bizarroland
@bizarroland@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's a tough case... 16 hours ago:
She only has herself to blame, like she was supposed to be there when you were 7, not 33.
- Comment on Believe it. 1 day ago:
Yeah, but, like, could you imagine getting your ass kicked by Gillian Anderson? That would be hot as fuck.
- Comment on Guinness wasn't proud of this one. 2 days ago:
Their prostate must have looked like a dehydrated pumpkin Image
- Comment on Donald es numero uno!!! #️⃣1️⃣ 2 days ago:
The interesting thing is that there are surprising numbers of certain malarities between Trump and syphilis.
One, you typically only get either of them when you’ve been doing something you shouldn’t have been doing, but there are also a myriad number of innocent victims who truly do not deserve it.
Two, both of them will destroy you if you don’t get rid of them.
Three, you’re fucking anyone that you give them to, and possibly also their spouses and children and the future generations that linger on afterwards.
Four, they’re both much worse when you give them to the underaged
Five, thanks to modern technology, they can technically both be cured with a shot.
- Comment on I wonder how much money the movie Risky Business made for hospitals from guys trying to imitate Tom Cruise. 2 days ago:
The white sock tightywhitey slide across wooden floors.
- Submitted 3 days ago to showerthoughts@lemmy.world | 10 comments
- Comment on spending 3 days ago:
You expect me to buy less than $5 worth of Arizona iced tea?
- Comment on spending 3 days ago:
But my friend, my friend…
Everything costs more than five bucks.
- Comment on This image is over 15 years old. It's classic. Exquisite. Unique and rare. One of a kind meme. Something for the people who enjoy vintage. Enjoy 4 days ago:
This guy was damned and determined to be able to jack off to his own reflection in the mirror.
- Comment on Which is it?. 1 week ago:
Could be better but im doing better than my shitty parents ever did, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
- Comment on Which is it?. 1 week ago:
trauma dump incoming, feel free to skip
While my parents were forcing me to do hard manual labor as punishment for not going through school fast enough, that hard manual labor consisting of me lifting boulders and carrying them around the yard into various piles, they also had a compost bin.
On one cold winter day, I realized they had forgotten to feed me, and I was starving. And in the compost bin, uh, from the warmth and heat, from the compost, a broccoli sprout had sprouted and seeded and grown. It had been left alone over the winter, and sticking up out of that broccoli sprout was a beautiful, delicious looking head of broccoli, and I was able to snap that off and eat it as my only breakfast that day.
That broccoli was honestly so fucking delicious.
I still love broccoli to this day. I’ll eat it raw, I’ll eat it cooked, I’ll eat it baked, I’ll eat it mashed into a paste.
You have no idea how good broccoli can be when you’re hungry, tired, freezing, cold, and bleeding.
- Comment on Which is it?. 1 week ago:
prefer the pubes but I’ll nibble on the shaft
- Comment on Most food animals are smarter than a baby. 1 week ago:
Yeah, they are comparing food animals at their best against humans at their worst.
That’s kind of like saying I can do math better than Einstein can because Einstein is dead.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I also hope he has some servos to move his arms with motion detectors.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
That’s the joke.not
ICE is shooting unarmed civilians, so seeing Boris here would make their nuts shrivel like a booger on an Arizona Tarmac in the middle of summer, and the only way for them to regain their illusion of masculinity will be to shoot him, too.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 1 week ago:
I hope they get better soon, meeting a band-aid that big.
- Comment on spagett 2 weeks ago:
Rather, they should encourage the other people around them to be nicer to their spaghetti.
- Comment on Finally found an energy drink that will get me through this presidency 2 weeks ago:
It truly is the ultimate solution for caring.
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- Comment on Choina 2 weeks ago:
I’m tired of these beauty shots glamorizing evil and ugly people.
- Comment on Can't block this 2 weeks ago:
I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn’t mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.
- Comment on Can't block this 3 weeks ago:
If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?
- Comment on Scientists discover potentially habitable planet roughly 146 light-years from Earth, 4 times closer than the next best planet in a habitable zone; surface temperature may be below -94 degrees 3 weeks ago:
And it’s not like once we have the technology needed to travel 146 light years that we couldn’t do something insane like deploy mirror-film solar cells or something to capture extra heat in orbit around the planet and warm the entire planet and terraform it for our usage.
- Comment on Can't block this 3 weeks ago:
The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on Nobel prizewinner Omar Yaghi says his invention will change the world 3 weeks ago:
Once again, this is going back to my laymen understanding, but since all matter, except for very rare special matter, has electrons, then it really just depends on what kind of material the MOFs fall under, which, if they were metallic or metal-like, then they might be capable of holding electrons in the right position to make new caoacitors with.
I hope somebody investigates it, and that it turns out that it works, and that we have new ultra capacitors to add to the new solid state battery technology in the next few years and the world looks a little bit brighter.
- Comment on Nobel prizewinner Omar Yaghi says his invention will change the world 3 weeks ago:
The reason I ask is because part of the math that tells you how much charge a capacitor can hold is based off of how large the plate for the capacitor is. And if you can stuff a football field worth of plate into a very small package, then it seems like to my layman understanding that you could make very powerful capacitors with this material, assuming it was capable of holding electrons.
- Comment on Nobel prizewinner Omar Yaghi says his invention will change the world 3 weeks ago:
I wonder if MOFs could help increase the capacities of supercapacitors?
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 3 weeks ago:
Maybe she’s legless and going for a hop.
- Comment on the public demands ANSWERS 3 weeks ago:
They can be if they are attracted to you.
