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- Comment on The President of the United States of America 19 hours ago:
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
- Comment on FACTS 5 days ago:
Idk, sounds pretty gay to me
- Comment on FACTS 5 days ago:
I mean, we won’t be either, but in their case, it’s their fault.
- Comment on Have you noticed this? 5 days ago:
Unfortunately, unlike Courtney Love, I am not a walking study in demonology, so I’m not entirely capable of understanding their motives.
- Comment on Have you noticed this? 6 days ago:
You ever notice how apple pickers use tools to get apples out of trees that haven’t fallen yet?
- Comment on 'Hot knives and brute force': King Tut's mummy was decapitated and dismembered after its historic discovery. Then, the researchers covered it up. 1 week ago:
You know that the whole thing about King Tut’s curse makes a lot more sense now.
They were like, “Don’t open this sarcophagus. Don’t release this mummy.” And they’re like, “Not only are we gonna do that, we’re gonna fucking decapitate him. We’re gonna decapitate the king that you buried so ceremoniously with billions of dollars worth of gold and spices and slaves.”
- Comment on Why are love potions always romantic in nature? Why hasn't anyone made a non-romantic variant? 1 week ago:
I mean, it could also be a “like” potion.
You drink the potion and everyone you meet just kind of likes you.
Of course, if it goes wrong, then everyone you meet likes you a little bit too much. And that’s when you would need that restraining order potion the other person mentioned.
- Comment on I remember when my vision was perfect. I hate having to wear glasses. 1 week ago:
I believe this is the top of a mostly bald man’s head with glasses and googly eyes and him creasing his eyebrows together to make it appear that he has a nose.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Boo
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 1 week ago:
Why do they care what we do with our dead?
If they were alive pumpkins and turkeys, then I could understand the concern, but these are dead things.
Absolute worst case we have bizarre funerary rituals.
- Comment on Calling all Dickheads! 1 week ago:
You can call me a dick all you want, but as a dick I long to be wrapped up by something warm and velvety and beautiful and squeezed until I explode.
- Comment on Why a new Steam Machine when the first ones flopped? Because this time, Valve say, it'll actually have games 2 weeks ago:
Agreed. Saying that just because an application layer that allows it to run on Linux exists will prevent developers from simply exporting the game and making the few critical changes necessary in order to make it work on Linux natively are two entirely different things.
The developers that export their games to run on Linux natively will likely have a higher sales rate for their Linux users, as us, the users, will know that the developer cares enough to do the proper export, and therefore we are likely to have some level of support should something go awry.
Whereas with proton, we have to rely on community notes in order to solve incompatibility issues, which can be a major hurdle for the less technologically inclined, AKA the majority of computer users
- Comment on Every single performance of “The Song That Never Ends” has ended. 2 weeks ago:
Even so, it was transmitted electronically out into the universe.
The ripples of the song will not fade until the universe does.
- Comment on Every single performance of “The Song That Never Ends” has ended. 3 weeks ago:
The singer may have changed but the song will never end.
- Comment on When it hits you.... 3 weeks ago:
Probably from his time being married to Tea Leoni.
- Comment on Ahm, guys... 3 weeks ago:
The only downside is 1400% times zero is still zero.
- Comment on This future of piloted personal robots is perfect for lazy racists 3 weeks ago:
I wonder how long it’ll be before somebody murders someone with a robot that they’re piloting.
- Comment on how do you explain selfhosting to the non-techies in your life? 4 weeks ago:
I just tell them I run a private cloud. It’s so much easier because they understand in general “cloud equals internet”
- Comment on When they told me to invest in bitcoin, I bought all this at $20 dollars an ounce 100 years ago. 4 weeks ago:
I’m still hoping these tulip bulbs will regain their value.
- Comment on Who was your first childhood videogame crush? 4 weeks ago:
I would pay $5 to see Chun Li in Mortal Kombat with a fatality using her thighs.
- Comment on Who was your first childhood videogame crush? 4 weeks ago:
I’m still kind of sad that we didn’t get a heavy metal 2020. We got one in 1980, we got one in 2000. They should have released one in 2020. As a backup, they should have released one this year. As a backup, they should release one sometime. Come on, heavy metal people. Release another fucking movie.
- Comment on Who was your first childhood videogame crush? 4 weeks ago:
Babette from Cosmic Fantasy 2.
Cosmic Fantasy 2 is the only game in the Cosmic Fantasy series that ever saw a North America release. It was released on the Turbografx 16 CD, which is the game system my mom bought me when she bought my older brother and younger sister of Super NES and a Sega Genesis.
She figured buying each of us a different game system would mean that we would share and collaborate, but nobody wanted to play my role-playing game, and they didn’t want to let me play Sonic or Mario, so I sat down and played Cosmic Fantasy II from beginning to end.
It was the first role-playing game I ever beat, it was the first role-playing game I had ever seen with full-motion video, it was a really good story, and yeah, the introduction of Babette was a full-motion anime video of her taking a shower in a space ship, which was fantastic to preteen me.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 weeks ago:
I wonder how long it would take me to be able to build the beetlejuice style furniture I would need for everything to fit in my house, lol
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 weeks ago:
I got some meshtastic devices, but I don’t really see the use case outside of sending text messages to the nobody else that is connected to the meshtastic.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 weeks ago:
Like, I’m gonna be real with you for a second. I’ve had this little crash out before, but I have actually tried to get therapy, and I have been given an appointment, and I showed up to the appointment, and the therapist fucking did not.
I have literally gone to multiple locations through insurance-approved things, and I have waited my time, and I have made the calls, and I have sent the letters, and I have sent the emails, and I have responded to the emails, and I have done all of the things. And I have been unable to get therapy, and I have decided that, since the universe will not allow me to have therapy, I’m not allowed to have therapy.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 weeks ago:
That would be the most fantastic thing if I lived in such an area, but alas, I do not.
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
Two words: banana bread.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 weeks ago:
I like it for a lot of reasons, but the lack of right angles makes interior decoration a nightmare.
Almost every angle in the house is like 60 degrees, which doesn’t play well with mostly rectangular furniture.
- Comment on Banana 5 weeks ago:
We are one minor mutation of a common banana disease away from having to get an entirely new kind of banana, and frankly we are not prepared for that.
- Comment on What are some good things to purchase to add a new distraction to my life? 5 weeks ago:
I have had many wonderful cats in my life, and I do not currently have a cat, and I have not had one for some time.
Maybe I should get a cat.