bizarroland
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- Comment on My favorite constellation 2 hours ago:
We chartered the seas by onions built, which was the fashion at the time.
- Comment on The Good Old days. Wish I had lived through them. Seems like lots of fun 2 days ago:
Bad kids get coal, which increases the chance that you’ll get lung cancer.
Good kids get cigarettes, which increases the chance that you’ll get lung cancer.
Santa has been recognized by the state of California as a cancer causing agent.
- Comment on Why do we produce so much porn? 2 days ago:
Greed.
- Comment on Do you ever watch old classic TV shows and realize that they are all dead 2 days ago:
Every once in a while, I run into the olden smut magazines here on Lemmy, and I’m like, “That’s somebody’s grandmother.”
- Comment on wtf facebook 3 days ago:
Sounds like you have a guilty conscience.
What information adults share with each other is between them, true, but when you put your business in a public market it is okay for people to comment on your business.
If they did not want the comments, they would not have put their business out for people to comment on them.
- Comment on wtf facebook 3 days ago:
I didn’t say that there was. I said maybe that’s a good thing.
Maybe he didn’t know his wife was looking at porn.
Maybe they can look at porn together and have more fun sexy times together embracing each other’s sexuality.
- Comment on wtf facebook 3 days ago:
Those ads are also usually targeted, which means that there’s a chance that your wife is looking at porn.
Make of that what you will, hopefully that’s a good thing for you guys!
- Comment on My silence can hold no longer 4 days ago:
You have broken the law, and therefore you have been sentenced to having your second Peepee whacked.
Bailiff, present the spatula
- Comment on Damn 6 days ago:
o7 rip
- Comment on Damn 6 days ago:
If it were a Costco 48 pack, that would be 13,434 calories, 653 grams of fat, 1.3kgs of pure sugar, and 206 grams of protein.
- Comment on self-improvement pt. 2 1 week ago:
Bold of you to assume that.
With my childhood gifted kid status and my ADHD hypermemory I can remember all of my mistakes no matter how small and continuously excoriate myself for them always
- Comment on You've probably met someone who has killed a person 1 week ago:
I had a co-worker at one of my first big boy jobs working for a hospital, and this guy was weird as weird could be.
He was an older man, probably in his late fifties at the earliest, and we worked in the IT department, and he would blast Avril Lavigne music non-stop.
To make this worse, he wouldn’t stop even if you asked him to, and he didn’t talk to people, he was rough, he was mean, he was grouchy, he was unapproachable.
About a year after I started, he disappeared one day.
I asked my co-workers about him, and the truth finally came out.
Apparently, about six months before I started, he had gotten into a car accident and killed two people in the car accident, and he was found at fault for drinking and driving.
The reason he was not in jail at the time was his trial was still going through, and the weekend before he disappeared, his trial commenced, he was found guilty and he was sentenced.
And, yeah, as far as I am aware, he is still in jail today if he’s still alive.
About a year later, one of my other co-workers was murdered by his wife and their pastor, and it became nationwide news.
- Comment on Why are famous chefs fighting PFAS bans? 1 week ago:
It depends.
Go to tjmaxx and you can get a single ceramic coated pot or pan for $25 or so.
Do that for 1 large pot, 1 skillet, 1 veggie/sauce pan, and you’re under $100 for 3 really good pots and pans.
- Comment on How would you decide? 1 week ago:
Lpt: make friends with people at risk of Ctrl+Alt+Deleting themselves and offer to pay for their life insurance for a few years.
Either having a friend will save them or having someone who will actively profit from their death will male them live just to spite you, or you get $250k profit and the knowledge you made someone’s last days a little bit better
- Comment on why is fossil fuel still used? 1 week ago:
And it takes time for people to transition. Think about a major corporation. If they want to roll out a new piece of software, that is a three-year commitment, minimum, just to get people to spend most of their water cooler time talking about how much they hate the new software.
That is extra IT hours spent on training users over and over and over again on how to use the new software.
And after three years, somebody will step in and say, “Hey, why don’t we try software Y, It’s better than the software that we just rolled out”, which queues a new three-year software rollout cycle.
Extrapolate that out to 8 billion human beings, well over 2 billion of which drive vehicles or utilize personal transport systems that are internal combustion engine powered, and you’ll begin to get an idea of how difficult it is to transition everyone away from fossil fuels.
The good news is that it is happening, and barring major accidents, we will probably get most of the way there during our lifetimes.
- Comment on Is there a mechanism in the USA to undo presidential pardons years later if political corruption has been proven as motivation to give these pardons? 1 week ago:
They could rule that law unconstitutional and void it, though.
- Comment on Is there a mechanism in the USA to undo presidential pardons years later if political corruption has been proven as motivation to give these pardons? 1 week ago:
Although I do find it strange that there is no check on the judiciary.
Like, it’s supposed to be checks and balances, but what stops the judges from passing an unjust law?
Judges have a lifetime appointment in the Supreme Court. The only way they can be removed is by all of Congress coming together and choosing to impeach one of them, and that takes years when Congress is actually functioning.
- Comment on Your average anime protagonist when you swap all of their blood for cum as he sees a boob 2 weeks ago:
I see. So once again China has ruined comedy
- Comment on Your average anime protagonist when you swap all of their blood for cum as he sees a boob 2 weeks ago:
Except it’s not Chinese censored, it’s Native American censored, and it’s not censored because I colored the blood to white to make it look like cum, which in my opinion would be far worse to see than blood.
So it’s not uncensored. I mean, it is uncensored, but it’s also whatever the opposite of censoring is, where things get worse.
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Your average anime protagonist when you swap all of their blood for cum as he sees a booblemmy.world ↗ - Comment on The President of the United States of America 3 weeks ago:
Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?
- Comment on FACTS 3 weeks ago:
Idk, sounds pretty gay to me
- Comment on FACTS 3 weeks ago:
I mean, we won’t be either, but in their case, it’s their fault.
- Comment on Have you noticed this? 3 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, unlike Courtney Love, I am not a walking study in demonology, so I’m not entirely capable of understanding their motives.
- Comment on Have you noticed this? 3 weeks ago:
You ever notice how apple pickers use tools to get apples out of trees that haven’t fallen yet?
- Comment on 'Hot knives and brute force': King Tut's mummy was decapitated and dismembered after its historic discovery. Then, the researchers covered it up. 3 weeks ago:
You know that the whole thing about King Tut’s curse makes a lot more sense now.
They were like, “Don’t open this sarcophagus. Don’t release this mummy.” And they’re like, “Not only are we gonna do that, we’re gonna fucking decapitate him. We’re gonna decapitate the king that you buried so ceremoniously with billions of dollars worth of gold and spices and slaves.”
- Comment on Why are love potions always romantic in nature? Why hasn't anyone made a non-romantic variant? 3 weeks ago:
I mean, it could also be a “like” potion.
You drink the potion and everyone you meet just kind of likes you.
Of course, if it goes wrong, then everyone you meet likes you a little bit too much. And that’s when you would need that restraining order potion the other person mentioned.
- Comment on I remember when my vision was perfect. I hate having to wear glasses. 4 weeks ago:
I believe this is the top of a mostly bald man’s head with glasses and googly eyes and him creasing his eyebrows together to make it appear that he has a nose.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Boo
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 4 weeks ago:
Why do they care what we do with our dead?
If they were alive pumpkins and turkeys, then I could understand the concern, but these are dead things.
Absolute worst case we have bizarre funerary rituals.
