yakko
@yakko@feddit.uk
- Comment on happy valentines day❤️ 2 days ago:
I think they win this one
- Comment on Day 576 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 3 days ago:
Hottest pick-up line imaginable tbh
- Comment on *FREEEEM*; *sad birthday boy noises* 3 days ago:
Possibly, actually, and other adverbs.
- Comment on Tier list tier list 3 days ago:
Hot as in like, schizophrenic?
- Comment on Highguard Developer Makes Layoffs Affecting "Most of the Team", Two Weeks After Launch 4 days ago:
The innovation of high guard is so profound that it’ll spawn a whole genre of games. They’ll copy everything, even the name, but they’ll use a thesaurus like high to over and guard to watch, that sort of cheap knock-off style of game you know? But gamers are too savvy for that kind of chump move.
- Comment on "Remembrance is not a violation" was written on the glove of a Ukrainian luger 4 days ago:
I haven’t watched the Olympics in several years. The IOC is so corrupt and the games are so bad for the people of host cities. I get the appeal but it’s too much for me to overlook.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
It is remarkable that there are still people with whom their goodwill is not entirely spent. They really had us in the early years.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Jokes
- Comment on We tested a transport app that cost the public £4m against Google Maps 6 days ago:
Some people can’t help but look at the common human endeavour and think, “this tower is getting too tall, God should punish our teamwork.”
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
It’s a tributary cover of the Akira film soundtrack in the style of ambient witch house.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
They already tried that, but the power exchange of heat to motion dangerously interacts with conceptual hotness and you just had kinky human icicles falling from the sky.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 1 week ago:
This was a fun read, thanks.
It could be some people digest capsaicin more than others. I’ve had my fair share of the (I want to say) second highest types of spicy. Your ghost peppers, your birds eyes, Thai red chillis, etc. Hardly anything over a million scoville. I get the afterburn from some of it. But one time, I got a Nashville chicken sandwich from a hole in the wall place that popped up during COVID. It was so hot I was running around the room for half an hour, and for the first time in my life, I felt the spice in my urethra when I peed afterwards. I’ll never forget it.
- Comment on So how would you handle this? 1 week ago:
I know right? I felt like I must be losing my mind reading some of these comments
- Comment on The dream! 1 week ago:
Yes perhaps, but once my family has their UK citizenships sorted out, getting rid of our US citizenship is going to become a realistic option.
- Comment on The dream! 1 week ago:
Yo for real though. Even though I was born with UK citizenship, I didn’t grow up here and I don’t really fit in. It was hard at first, but life immediately made more sense when I mentally dropped the expat thing and started fully thinking of myself as an immigrant. I never did fit in in America anyway, so I have the mental framework in place already.
- Comment on see, no one 1 week ago:
Clever.
They’re right though, it’s the gen z equivalent of a laugh track.
- Comment on US | Trump Says He’ll Only Accept 2026 Midterms If He Deems Them “Honest” 1 week ago:
You have to admit that is pretty thin soup, but lucky for you, daddy is tursty
- Comment on Rooster Fighter New Anime Visual, comes to Adult Swim on March 14 1 week ago:
Don’t judge it on this poster, go watch the teaser. It looks fuckin decent
- Comment on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 week ago:
Ball gang rise up. It’s iconic, and dismembered men in formations wholesale, and knocked them down to boot. There’s usually no need for the rest of these innovative horrors, they just seem unsporting.
- Comment on Obsidian's The Outer Worlds 2 Underperformed, and There Won't Be a Third - IGN 1 week ago:
Was. But I do agree.
- Comment on Ah, customer service 1 week ago:
🫡
- Comment on Ah, customer service 1 week ago:
Goddamn. I wish I was either more autistic or less, I just mildly suffer all the time.
- Comment on Recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine 1 week ago:
Plastic plants aren’t great, it’s true. At least you’re ready to take a few shits.
- Comment on Ah, customer service 1 week ago:
Twenty years… Ghastly and chilling. I spent just a short stint in online and phone sales at a motorcycle parts manufacturer, ten years ago. I got calls back then that I’m still annoyed about.
I feel certain that the precious store of good will towards humanity I ever had would now be deep in the red had I stayed. Not that boat insurance has been great for my mental health, but at least I get to hear fisherman’s tales without the bother of buying them beer. I turn the inherent risk of crabbing into box wine, and if it involves calling dumbass hospital billers sometimes, so be it.
- Comment on Ah, customer service 1 week ago:
You worked a call centre for twenty godforsaken years? What are you? Are you a golem?
- Comment on Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights 1 week ago:
They leaked the internal user manual
- Comment on Sony Patents System to Generate AI Podcasts in the Voices of Your Favorite PlayStation Characters - IGN 1 week ago:
I hope if they ever release it that it sucks a fat shit and gets you killed half the time. That classic Earthbound “auto mode” experience.
- Comment on Games you really want to play, but can't or won't? 2 weeks ago:
I agree. I was imagining maybe a time dilation mod that you could toggle on/off to make your inputs less physically demanding, but I don’t know if that exists. That’s how I’d do accessibility in this game personally. I don’t know anything about your condition though, so really I’m just spitballing and daydreaming simultaneously.
- Comment on Games you really want to play, but can't or won't? 2 weeks ago:
That fucking suuuuuuuuucks. I wonder if there’s a mod that could accommodate you somehow. I’m not trying to spawn a big debate about difficulty in games here, but I really wish you’d be able to play it for yourself, somehow.
- Comment on Just say the word 2 weeks ago:
I’m sure they’re not an idiot lmao