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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Assuming a button that makes you smarter, the only smart move is to press it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Step into Cthulu’s trap.

  Only good things can happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol dumbfuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The best thing *you* can do for the fediverse is *just be kind*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The basic problem is thinking that conquering somebody is natural, inevitable, or good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft is getting a visual overhaul you probably don't need because of all of those mods you've got installed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can it handle that? It already runs worse on new beast systems than old versions did on average ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Owning The Libs One Turd at a Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  *shits in own water.

  Owing to how water works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Daniel’s maker says Canada pulling US alcohol off shelves ‘worse than tariff’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess jack daniel’s is on team everybody and knows that trump’s a dumbfuck now and will oppose him at every turn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WWJD⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard to argue with shitting on the stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not real... *for now*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternate Player for Twitch on firefox makes the stream load for a few seconds and makes it a little pixelated for a few seconds, but I’ve never seen an ad on it, and the feed is nearly continuous.

  Twitch adblocking could use a few more solutions, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨80 years ago, in a galaxy close close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The USA is hardly united. Might not have as much strength as it things for external affairs, since it’s too busy shooting itself in the foot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lung abnormalities seen in children and teens with long COVID⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re their close friend you have to gaslight the absolute shit out of them it’s the rules.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Controversial Influencer Andrew Tate Reportedly Leaves Romania.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In exchange for this traitorously dumbfuck headline, you now must map the inside of my gaping asshole with your tongue.

  Robert’s Rules of Order, chapter 5, verse 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone else getting a bit of schadenfreude from the news each day?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you get multi-millionaires voting for a president who doesn’t help them? What the fuck is a rich person gonna do with more money? Throw it in their internal misery furnace? And in exchange for the nothing this gets them…their neighbors know the rich neighbor got the money by stealing it from them so they all want him dead?

  If I was rich and out to help myself I sure as shit wouldn’t vote for nazis.

  As for the rest, I like that you can appreciate the little perverse joys while keeping them small, because small is what they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NCAAP Gives Kamala an Award—No One Knows Why  | Headline USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw hahaha the sewious post in the joke sub failed oh well get better opinions nerd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a c/ for making fun of conservatives?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool kids make fun of loser fascists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kremlin welcomes ‘more balanced’ US stance on Ukraine after UN vote⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Guy wouldn’t know balance if a fallen empire tipped over onto his balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John Oliver promoted alternatives to big tech in last night's episode, including Mastodon and Pixelfed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, reddit has nothing at this point, so it’s better than the competition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Swastikcar showing a roman rust pattern in Lower Manhattan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi Magione took the fight to the correct place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuckers are like roaches - it seems they always spawn when the environment is bad enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  On-brand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Washington DC to be renamed to St Donaldsburg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of think we should, and then change all the names back at once after they implode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo, where did the blatant Nazism suddenly come from?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of feel like anybody who can get insulted by the likes of a lying nazi cunt deserves to be insulted. It isn’t insulting if you don’t get insulted. Call them stupid lying bitches and ask them how come tell truth make pee pee smol.

  There are many other problems that are harder to solve, but that one’s trivial to solve, and it occupies a weirdly obsessively large portion of what nazis are chasing, so it can waste a surprising amount of their focus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can we please make a viable (federated!) amazon alternative? I have an idea!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the way to beat amazon is to specialize in one tiny area. Carve them up into such small slices that they cant fight back.

  So like, instead of trying to do just their books business, do just horror books. Horror that mixes with all genres, every possible crossover, but always horror books.

  Having a genuine specialty is what can take amazon down, bit by bit. Something genuinely cool, something genuinely fun. Another big-ass store is nothing special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What keeps Americans from being mad about the state of their country?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My cat purred at me and it was heartwarming until I paid attention and then it was fucking infuriating

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad UX is keeping the majority of people away from Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what we call “dipshit energy”.

  The fediverse is confusing and that’s bad. It should be less confusing, and there should be less people making comments like that one. Quit it.

  We’ll get there sooner or later. Hopefully sooner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA | “Operation Wrath of Zion" Aims to Dox and Deport Pro-Palestinian Protestors in New York City⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe “no” on religious psychos. Just a thought.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Younger cannabis users have reduced brain function, finds largest study yet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The negatives aren’t zero, but gid damn this is some scare tactic headline bullshit.

  Do it when you’re a little older, and do not-insane amounts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brazil condemns US after deportees arrive handcuffed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Always a good idea to separate trump supporters from the normal americans who hate this stuff as much as the people it happens to.

  Even with fascism having an uptick, most people hate this shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk email to X staff: ‘we’re barely breaking even’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He doesn’t have any competent people keeping him away from his company at twitter like he does at his other companies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump federally renames Alaska's Mt. Denali to mount mckinley, despite the objections from everyone who actually lives there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not a top issue, but it’s super easy to make trump’s toddlerishness ineffective.

  You just use the correct name, Denali. This isn’t a tough one. Denali needs to get said more times than some other propaganda name. That’s all. Its name is Denali, so Denali us what we say.

  Same with Gulf of Mexico. Fascists easily defeated on one minor front by people just saying correct things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump federally renames Alaska's Mt. Denali to mount mckinley, despite the objections from everyone who actually lives there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He can’t change the name, he can put some bullshit on some document.

  It’s Denali, and we are the ones who decide that. All you have to do is use its name, which is Denali. Just being correct when you say things is all that’s required, and we probably want to do that anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t Use Session (Signal Fork)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the notice!

  Regular Signal for lyfe.