krooklochurm

@krooklochurm@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The differences between men and women⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  CUM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a metaphor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pregnant, not pregnant, old, young, born, unborn, drew barrymore doesn’t give a shit. If it breathes and walks on two legs she’ll it live on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a metaphor⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She eats people live on the internet.

  She doesn’t cook them first or anything. She just devours them while they cry. I watched her eat half of a school bus full of retirees she found by the side of the road once. She fell asleep before she could finish because she’d eaten too much.

  I’m not sure why she gets a pass on this, or why so many people tune in to watch drew barrymore just straight up eating people. I’d put a stop to it if I could, honestly, but I think the ad revenue she brings in from the various sponsors that pay money to advertise on the “drew barrymore literally just eats people” stream makes her untouchable.

  Plus you’d have to be bat shit crazy to go against big hot sauce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mathematics disproves Matrix theory, says reality isn’t simulation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️BABA Start holy fucking I can see time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A baseless and malicious claim⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hi I’d like a Big Mac with extra clown cum please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked into this but the ads are a lie.

  There are only 1,789 hot local women that want to meet me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s form a Michale triple, adopt thousands of children named Michael, and kill everyone that refuses to change their names to Michael.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My name is also Michael. Hi Michael. Nice name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In your culture do you call it a teapot or a kettle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Krang, evil galactic warlord from dimension X…'s penis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If 2,434 ladies want to test this out then hmu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An in-space construction firm says it can help build massive data centers in orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great to learn about how this shit actually would work, thank you for taking the time write up such a thorough response!

  Puts the idea into perspective for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An in-space construction firm says it can help build massive data centers in orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  State into my asshole to find out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An in-space construction firm says it can help build massive data centers in orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the very thorough breakdown.

  This seems SUPER problematic, hahahah.

  I’m wondering if you could drag something into earths high atmosphere to conduct heat away from the data center but if Anathem and Seveneves taught me anything about orbital mechanics it’s that this would create shitloads of drag that would make keeping it in orbit very difficult.

  Since you seem to actually know about this shit, how do you think it would be possible to cool this thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An in-space construction firm says it can help build massive data centers in orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Makes sense. Thanks for the insight!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An in-space construction firm says it can help build massive data centers in orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll do it right here on earth for only 75% of the cost. Think of how much you’ll save versus mars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An in-space construction firm says it can help build massive data centers in orbit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m talking out of my ass. So I’m not arguing with you but I’d think

  1. Fuck all to say to this. This would make 1 SO much more difficult.

  2. Seems feasible enough with satellites. Though the latency could be problematic I could see this being useful for certain applications.

  3. If it was in orbit you could build a nuclear reactor of some kind without worrying about the fallout from an explosion as much as you would on earth. Alternately, I’d imagine solar panels are more effective in space? You don’t need to worry about clouds or night time as much . I’d imagine they’re more effective in space but fucked if I know if that’s accurate

  4. This would be the real advantage here wouldn’t it? Isn’t space really, really cold? I’d imagine you could vent the heat from the data center or just fully expose it to the vacuum to keep the heat down, couldn’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Serverless Is An Architectural Handicap (And I'm Tired of Pretending it Isn't)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

  If we learned anything from the luddites is that you can permanently stop any technology you don’t like if you’re just really really vocal about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Serverless Is An Architectural Handicap (And I'm Tired of Pretending it Isn't)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about you, but I really, really, really don’t care if a website wants to make its articles look more appealing by throwing in some animates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Fantasies (by Nhim)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. it’s mostly men that are focused on really big sticks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ding ding na na na na na ding ding ding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Fantasies (by Nhim)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dig a hole in yourself in the middle of a snowy field in a desperate last stand against living.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Fantasies (by Nhim)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Fantasies (by Nhim)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the reasons dude love wizards is that they all carry really really cool sticks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Male Fantasies (by Nhim)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace warhammer with something you’ve built or fixed yourself and you’ve covered all your bases. This is inclusive of model trains, gundams, cabinetry, doomsday devices, stained glass windows, chairs, a car, etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has anyone here ever doubted if your parents were your "real" parents? Is it normal to have these weird thoughts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m my own grandpa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making MLS more decentralized⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf Major league soccer is very centralized. Or was when it started, no idea if it changed, but at least initially the league owned all the players.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my invite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely join.

  We meet up on wednesdays and suck each other off in a huge pile of jolly ranchers. Cleanup is a bitch but it’s worth it when we watch the jolly ranchers after.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lgbtq are the victims though 🤪⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  OP should be stopped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here’s what ads on your $2,000 Samsung smart fridge will look like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is where it’s going, I think.

  You’ll need to use wifi if you want any online functionality out of the device but it’ll communicate on its own via cellular for ads and any metrics literally whoever the fuck wants.

  As long as a business is able to make more from ads and selling your data than whatever the wireless fees they pay are it makes business sense. It’s fucking evil and a dystopian nightmare but it makes business sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a sad state of affairs...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen actual trolling in a while. Good job.