wait a second, the pope has a giant skull tattoo on his face?
is he in MS-13?
Pope Joan
Submitted 1 week ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
entwine413@lemm.ee 1 week ago
That’s why he was deported to the Vatican.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Is the Vatican actually a prisoncamp?
Is that why there are so many pedophiles there?
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
makes sense
BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Top tier giggles to be found here.
xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
thanks (:
yesman@lemmy.world 1 week ago
After the advent of DNA testing, many anthropologists and archeologists were embarrassed because skeletal remains were missexed.
Even my A&P textbook had this garbage in it. It claimed racial difference in the skull and sex difference in the Hip bones. But it’s bullshit. The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is with DNA.
‘The Mismeasure of Man’ by Gould is a fascinating history of bio-determinism and psudoscientific attempt to measure it.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 week ago
arrow74@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Archaeologist here, maybe it’s just new wave training but widely taught that it’s not an easy task to sex skeletons on morphology alone.
Sure some features appear more commonly amongst men and some more commonly amongst women, but there is considerable overlap.
Pelvis are generally identifiable, but the bio-archaeologists I know prefer to say the skeleton displays female characteristics without providing a definitive biological sex. They have to have some great evidence before claiming for certain.
Also fun fact, you can’t measure this morphology when there’s still skin and muscle fucking attached.
turmacar@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The show Bones had a lot of weirdness, but I did appreciate that they consistently (at least the first few seasons when I was watching) stripped the bones down and even had a bug guy to do it efficiently.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 week ago
The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is with DNA.
What about sexing a pope?
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Take them to dinner first and see if y’all click
slingstone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Well, I guess you’d check under his skirt or whatever you call it.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Dig up their corpse. Put it on trial.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Most anthropologists and archaeologists are too old for that.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is to be interested in what they’re interested in, and not say stuff like “ay, babey, you’d looked better with more meat on those bones!” Otherwise, just ride the vibe and see where the mood takes you.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Complete tangent- I’m not up on the new lingo, is sex your presentation to the world, whether you’re xx or xy, or something else? Because I’ve been seeing quite a bit of conflation between sex and gender lately and it’s left me confused.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Typically, “sex” is used in reference to biological characteristics, and “gender” to sociological ones.
Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Inside of you there are two wolves. One looks like a fox with owl makeup and the other like a puck-nosed shepherd dog with strabism.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Yeah, those are clearly cartoon skulls on each side
Are they saying that the new pope is Elasticmom from The Incredibles?
Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
That’s right! The skull goes in the square hole
Rin@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
“I am not just a racist. I am an educated racist.” - Measurehead
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
it’s real, you can confirm it by denting their skull in the area associated with “reasoning, causality, planning” and observe them fall insensate to the ground
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I misread foresight as foreskin lmao 😂
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 week ago
THE UNPROMISING RACE PUPIL RETURNS
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
"The influence of the “ham sandwich” race is waning "
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 1 week ago
I’m surprised magas care so much about the pope considering they don’t follow any christian morals or tenets.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 1 week ago
It’s ragebait, American fascists have always hated Catholics. At least in part just because so many immigrants are Catholic.
This ain’t new
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
I’m not an expert but I believe the pope is for Catholicism and not Christianity.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Catholics and Protestants are both Christians, Catholicism is pretty unified in doctrine, and Protestants are a large group of very diverse denominations of Christianity. When I was forced to go to church, my pastor would often joke about Baptists forming new denominations over differing opinions on drape colors. Outside of those two groups, there are tons of other flavors of Christianity. Off the top of my head you’ve got Mormons, Greek Orthodox, Eastern Orthodox, jehovas witnesses, and Oriental Orthodox
Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 week ago
Its all the same lie.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 week ago
TIL there were no Christians before the Protestant reformation
VeryInterestingTable@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Just as “extremists” from other religion claiming they belong to it. We’re just less accustomed to seeing people claiming being chrisitans doing it. They obviously aren’t but as time will go on more and more christians will get criticized for being christians because “look what your fellow christians do!” Rings any bell? “But if Christians behave that way it’s because it’s rooted in their religion!”. And maybe it is… Who knows, but what these people do seem very non-christian.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m tired dog
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What stops you from doing the same to them. This is the funniest shit. Why don’t we work
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 week ago
People are tired because there’s literally no winning with tactics like that. The idiotic tactics on display in the OP aren’t about realistically “winning” the culture war. It’s just sowing so many nonsense weeds that any reasonable discussion is choked off of the vine. When you allow inanity like “male/female skull assignment” as a platform instead of “simply being correct”, the whole game goes down the toilet. It’s now just “who can shout the loudest and the longest and into the most ears directly”. That’s not a race with a finish line, it’s the cultural equivalent to a “last person shitting” contest and these motherfuckers are full of shit.
If you have a mind to think, you can only turn it off so long. And when the reasonable person does switch theirs back on, they’ll eventually have to contend with the mess.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There’s no winning against them fighting fire with fire. They’re masters of this stuff. Of double speak, hypocrisy, avoiding accountability, distraction, and so forth. I don’t want to fight just to fight. I want to fight to win.
I agree with you that a fight must be fought. But, maximizing efficiency, what exactly is the fight?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
There’s no consistency to their beliefs. You cannot “gotcha” them by pointing out hypocrisy, it in fact makes them happier.
some_dude@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The next revolution will be memeified
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
If you come down to their level, they beat you with experience/
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I love their little diagrams showing us just how fucking wrong they are.
“That’s a female skull! (As long as you ignore 40% of the bone mass)”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Transphobic sex-purists think the perfect male/female bodies are built like Disney characters
end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 1 week ago
but what about the Green M&M?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 week ago
misread this as “German M&M”
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
That’s their research material
ceenote@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ah, yes, the bastion of radical progressivism and LGBTQ+ rights, the… Catholic Church?
floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
When every single pope looks like a left-wing extremist to you, you may have strayed too far to the right.
khannie@lemmy.world 1 week ago
bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
I’m sad that I live in a world where people think they need the word “transvestigate.”
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Fuckin pansy ass participation trophy snowflakes think they’re too good for phrenology /s
TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 1 week ago
The hilarious thing about all these fascist trying to claim that the new Pope is woke is that he’s more conservative than Francis.
Prevost opposes the ordination of women to the diaconate, arguing it “doesn’t necessarily solve a problem” and could create new issues.[106]
Prevost opposes euthanasia, abortion, and the death penalty.
Prevost opposed the inclusion of “gender ideology” in Peruvian school curricula, stating it promotes “genders that don’t exist”.[81][121] In 2012, he criticized popular culture’s sympathy for the “homosexual lifestyle” and same-sex families.[122] Prevost expressed reservations about “sympathy for beliefs and practices that contradict the gospel”
Just because he doesn’t hate brown people and doesn’t like trump they’re doing trans phrenology on him lol.
markovs_gun@lemmy.world 1 week ago
These are all the exact same views that Francis held, almost to the word. The truth is that the Overton Window of the Roman Catholic Church is incredibly narrow. When we talk about a Cardinal being “liberal” or “conservative” that is within this context. In terms of the secular world, the Roman Catholic Church is extremely conservative, even among the most “liberal” cardinals and Popes. Catholics all believe in Catholic dogma, even if they are lenient in how it is applied.
Female deacons- catholicnewsagency.com/…/pope-francis-on-female-d…
Euthanasia and abortion- catholicnewsagency.com/…/you-don-t-play-with-life…
Death penalty (not sure why this is listed as if it’s a conservative/bad thing to be against)- americamagazine.org/…/pope-francis-closes-door-de…
"Gender ideology "- vaticannews.va/…/pope-francis-gender-ideology-is-…
Homosexuality- usccb.org/…/pope-clarifies-remarks-about-homosexu…
Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oh, just like they did in Nazi Germany back then, measuring skulls to find inferior people. They called it “Rassenhygiene” back then. It is amazing to see how many Nazi Germany ideas they unearth and recycle in the US nowadays.
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Wow. True Nazi science. And all in a day like May 9th 2025.
Pissmidget@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Looks like phrenology is back on the menu boys!
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
Those two skull outlines just look like they were photographed with a different focal length or something. There is no way skull morphology is this strongly affected by sex.
Tattorack@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah… Like there’d be a bit more credence if the guy was going after the pelvis but… You’d have to either xray or extract the pelvis for that.
absentbird@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Even then there’s so much overlap in human dimorphism that it’s not an exact science, there’s still like a 5-10% error rate in sexing perfectly preserved pelvic bones. Accurate enough for anthropology, but that’s a big error rate to apply to individuals.
blackstampede@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I’m not catholic, but I’m pretty sure they would object to extracting the popes pelvis.
ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 1 week ago
Which fucker moved the garlic rope and opened the coffin of Nazi eugenics theory?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
Oliver Stone
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 week ago
We need a cultural revolution because who the fuck in their American minds decided this?
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Are we now doing phrenology, Father?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 week ago
Aside from the obvious, one of the problems with Transvestigators is that they think all kinds of ridiculous people are trans. Frank Zappa, The Rock, Scarlett Johansson, the guy who plays Mac from It’s Always Sunny, JK Rowling, Shaq. Shaq, for god’s sake!
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Transvestigators: “Trans X will never be real X!”
Also transvestigators: “Trans X are apparently so functionally indistinguishable from biological X that you can’t tell from thousands of hours of footage (including their voice) from public appearances and paparazzi voyeurism taken at almost every possible angle over dozens of years, including childhood pictures. Instead you need to resort to convoluted, pseudoscientific, unreproducibly arbitrary, per-person diagrams. This applies to dozens of celebrities. But they’ll never be a real X tho!”
Transvestigators are scum, but I feel if I were trans that these “investigations” of obviously and openly cis people would make me feel more affirmed than basically any other form of external validation.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
JK Rowling? 😂 why. Is her hatred for trans people just the same as closeted gays being anti gay?
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 week ago
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 week ago
Funnily enough, she has does have some quotes out there about how she was envious of boys getting to be boys. She’s obviously not a trans woman but I don’t think you can rule out overcompensating repression.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Shaq, for god’s sake!
You don’t get that big without an unnatural amount of hormones.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
What the everloving fuck is wrong with these people?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 week ago
At school we had a thing where if your ring finger was longer than your index finger then it meant you were a bummer. Never mind the fact that you can change that with slight angling of the hand.
This is what those kids are doing now.
evilcultist@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Wait, so his skull layout is in the shape of a crucifix? Maybe it just means he’s extra holy.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Phrenology is so hot rn
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I really don’t understand that they’re trying to say here. Dude actually has pretty strong zygomatic arches. We can’t all be Abe Lincoln.
13igTyme@lemmy.world 1 week ago
So according to this person’s little diagrams, women have a larger area for the brain.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 week ago
The internet is bringing back 19th Century eugenics pseudo science. I wonder if they think he has dimples on the back of his skull because he has creole ancestry…
Bezier@suppo.fi 1 week ago
Oh, we’re back to measuring skulls lmao
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Image
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 week ago
I’d like to hit him up side the head.
Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Measurehead.jpg
Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Lmao he’s 100% shorter than 5’7
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 week ago
This one always makes me laugh because I have known guys like him with that exact smug look on their face and similar worldviews and none of them had their lives together.
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE “HAM SANDWICH RACE” IS WANING."
OFFSHOOTS OF THE SEMENESE PEOPLE INVENTED DISCO WHILE HAVING SEX UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE. IT IS A SHAME UPON MY RACE - BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
this shit never actually stopped. it just fell into the background but it was always there, influencing and waiting