VitoRobles
@VitoRobles@lemmy.today
- Comment on Neocities founder stuck in chatbot hell after Bing blocked 1.5 million sites 1 week ago:
I hate the bing-yahoo search engine. On DDG, searching for news is absolute garbage.
Ask it to check latest news like “Donald Trump really make AI videos of Obama as Gorilla” and the News Search found 1 news article and 20 posts from a five years ago. But on Google News, it’s like 50 articles.
- Comment on Neocities founder stuck in chatbot hell after Bing blocked 1.5 million sites 1 week ago:
Back in my day, I had an internet butler do that for me.
- Comment on Your mom's dildo is out for delivery 1 week ago:
Is this like a poorly worded “Yo mama” joke?
Because gigantism fetish is real and oh momma crush me
- Comment on Form over function 1 week ago:
Nice try. You’re just trying to upsell, like those assholes who sold me the expensive blinker fluid when I found it much cheaper elsewhere.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 1 week ago:
It’s been kind of a split for me.
Growing up -
The old WW2 vet neighbor? Shoes left on.
The nice Vietnamese family? Shoes off.
The guy with three poodles? Shoes left on.
The cool vegan family who adopted? Shoes off.
The woman who collected like a dozen cats who was a hoarder? Shoes optional. But I kept my shoes on because ewww.
- Comment on xkcd #3204: Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs 1 week ago:
I’m a bit thick. Not certain if this is a joke that went over my head or not.
Im still in a rabbit hole trying to understand why some aren’t dinosaurs.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
I bought a cantaloupe recently. It sat there for a week because I didn’t want to cut it. Then when I cut it, it disappeared within hours.
- Comment on Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products don't use clean floors. 1 week ago:
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
- Comment on Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products don't use clean floors. 1 week ago:
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
- Comment on Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products don't use clean floors. 1 week ago:
I hate how hair on a woman has become shameful for the past few decades. When I first saw my now-wife, it was with “hairy” legs because she was done with dating. Hairy like you can see a bit of hair, not like thick or dark. When I asked her out, she came on our date shaved.
She doesn’t care now that we were married. But even she mentions that back then a lot of guys called it out as a problem for her.
- Comment on Im curious what they will come up with 1 week ago:
That was a thing during the first Trump administration. Comedians were complaining because anything Trump did would immediately be pale in comparison to what he did next. Just one really stupid thing after another.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
They didn’t even eat the whole thing. It was like half eaten and then they moved to the next piece. So like 5 half-eaten pieces of chicken each.
The oldest won for taking bigger pieces. They celebrated by then farting all over the place.
I’m tired boss.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
I bought a family size bucket of chicken from the supermarket. 12 pieces. I watched my two kids race to see who can eat the most. I had a single piece.
- Comment on Obsidian's The Outer Worlds 2 Underperformed, and There Won't Be a Third - IGN 1 week ago:
I read this review and absolutely agreed with it.
Fallout works because they wrote a really compelling real world. Then, they sprinkled jokes.
Outer Worlds went the other direction. They wrote jokes, and tried to build a world around that. The Borderlands comparison is accurate.
And it’s not like the world lore sucks. Using Borderlands as an example: Tales from the Borderlands focused on a compelling story first.
Which is kind of crazy because I don’t understand how they made the original Fallout 1&2 and New Vegas. Like, they created this style of storytelling.
- Comment on Lemmy.zip & Piefed.zip Server Update February 2026 1 week ago:
This is really neat and thanks for providing some transparency behind the scenes.
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
What reasons do you come to a shit post community for?
For family?
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
Oh that’s easy
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 1 week ago:
I remember meeting someone in high school that was confused that everyone was eating and drinking in the same meal. Because in their house and extremely limited world view, you EAT. Then you leave the table and go DRINK.
- Comment on De-Escalating Social Media 2 weeks ago:
We also need a button like “This does not reflect who I am as a person”
- Comment on 'Scowling Void of Pure Nothingness': Critics Destroy $75 Million Melania Trump Documentary | Common Dreams 2 weeks ago:
Oh he’s competent alright.
- Comment on Consider the shareholders! 2 weeks ago:
Sorry I’m kind of slow. I still don’t get it?
Like, what does the snow represent?
- Comment on How/why does Microsoft teams exist? 2 weeks ago:
With all the Microsoft renaming, I don’t know if Microsoft Teams is a chat app, a project management tool, or some Xbox extension now.
- Comment on It was a surprise for sure 3 weeks ago:
One time I thought our 5yo was asleep in her room for nap time.
So I decided to get frisky with my wife under the covers.
Wife starts making noise. And 5yo crawls out of the child dimension and goes, “Why are you making that noise?”
We had to pretend like she was having some pain and then she played doctor.
- Comment on welp 3 weeks ago:
I’m sorry you’re right. I was silly to have thought that.
(Cheat code to get out of any argument)
- Comment on Here I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs. 3 weeks ago:
That’s me! Oatmeal in the mornings. Coffee.
Lots of fiber foods. Not for any reason but because that’s just what I eat.
I poop nonstop. I’m pooping right now.
- Comment on Volunteers in Minnesota Deliver Groceries So Immigrants Can Hide at Home 3 weeks ago:
What a nightmare because of some racist piece of shit.
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- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
All the dive bars in my area are filled with people smoking.
I think I aged out of it.
- Comment on With the ICE raids coming up at a very faster rate, do we need more self-defense (or community defense organizing) classes? 4 weeks ago:
OP, ignore a lot of these commenters. Remember that Lemmy is international, and does not reflect actual Americans who are stepping up. You’re asking the Internet, many doom scroll then bitch and then repeat and do nothing else.
Remember that Lemmy is still social media - which means it’s unprotected and anybody can read it. You’re not going to find these conversations openly. Because that’s a huge safety risk.
The community groups already exist. Maybe not in small towns, but every city has something. It won’t be called anything like “self-defense”, which is actually harmful to the core message of creating only peaceful protests.
But being involved in the non-violent aspect will help you start to get in the know. If you’re already in self defense groups (everything from martial arts to your local gun range), bring up your interest in activism.
In other words, you won’t find your answer here.
- Comment on With the ICE raids coming up at a very faster rate, do we need more self-defense (or community defense organizing) classes? 4 weeks ago:
Contrary to popular belief: Going to a protest isn’t the only way to show your dislike. Protesters are the front line.
The back line is support. First aid people. Armed citizens acting as guards. Legal observators. Saboteurs. Tech people to amplify the message. All of these are not at a protest, but assembled through online groups and community events.
You need both lines, and there’s a lot of roles out there.