SpaceNoodle

@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a Space Elevator became a reality, wouldn't the cable act as a kind of wick for all of the unfiltered radiation from outside our atmosphere?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yum!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE’s Facial Recognition App Misidentified a Woman. Twice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My buddy Mac is a fan. There are at least four!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not my fault⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE arrested a Navajo man and dismissed all the proof he presented of his identity, claiming he faked it and that they'd "get his family next".⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not for long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anybody know?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If they have an Ohio, there’s still school there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoever invented the 12-hour clock never doubted that people will always know if it's day or night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How are the illuminated clocks able to comprehend your presentation?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨company-wide email⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just use the poop knife.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rest in pepperoni⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But was the shit vegan?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who’s making art of quaaludes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The water line in Florida is above the ground

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So silly! The water line in Florida is much shallower than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Water quality varies quite a bit. The water in Seattle is significantly better than the water in Florida, for example.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft CEO Begs Users to Stop Calling AI Content "Slop"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll stop when it stops being slop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are Crows just the reincarnation of cranky goths?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, it’s the other way around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the year of the linux desktop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. It would be more useful to see percentage points.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the year of the linux desktop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Linux was at -16.1% before?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most bizarre tech announced so far at CES 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even for a Scooby Snack?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most bizarre tech announced so far at CES 2026⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically we already had those in in '90s

  topsecrettoys.us/products/spin-pop-12-pack

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this even a question?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As is the staff would ever be healthy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Media exposure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK but we’re still gonna need some backstory. This is way too interesting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mafs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, this so why you have friends

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Media exposure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re gonna need some context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So, don’t put baby in the alligator mouth. Got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mafs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You shouldn’t be able to taste them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regional differences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God help us if they ever figure out that we’re food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mafs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seventy-five.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who care about book⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Igh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who care about book⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were they trying to say “disgrace to society?” I don’t speak dipshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What common American habits do people find quietly annoying?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Carrier has arrived.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What common American habits do people find quietly annoying?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New idea: flying airstrip! We already have floating airstrips. Or maybe we should take that idea and flip it. Airborne boatyards. Yeah!