SpaceNoodle
@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
- Comment on Rye 12 hours ago:
This would be a much different picture if he were being bred.
- Comment on Avocado 1 day ago:
The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.
Fortunately, that period did not last long.
- Comment on Avocado 1 day ago:
It’s vintage, thank you
- Comment on Which is more likely in the future: Smartphones eventually becoming more "open" OR Computers eventually becoming more "locked-down"? 3 days ago:
Microsoft is 50 years old.
- Comment on Kinda fucked up tbh 4 days ago:
They would be in Mars orbit, but not planetside. “At Mars” might be a middle ground designator.
- Comment on Kinda fucked up tbh 4 days ago:
No, you’re over Earth.
- Comment on Kinda fucked up tbh 4 days ago:
The Moon is not on Earth.
- Comment on I had to look at it so you do too 4 days ago:
Expand your horizons, coward.
- Comment on How do "lie detectors" work (I mean Polygraphs). If I'm loyal specifically to the constitution of my country, and the interviewers ask if I'm "loyal to [My Country name]", how would that work? 4 days ago:
I don’t quite think you understand me. I want to be an ally manipulated while hooked up to a polygraph test.
- Comment on I had to look at it so you do too 4 days ago:
That’s what this is from. Look it up. It’s absolutely wild.
- Comment on How do "lie detectors" work (I mean Polygraphs). If I'm loyal specifically to the constitution of my country, and the interviewers ask if I'm "loyal to [My Country name]", how would that work? 4 days ago:
Look, I just want someone to finger my ass while I lie. Is that really too much to ask?
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 4 days ago:
30-50 miles doesn’t sound like a suburb, so not sure why it would be referred to as a suburb. 30 miles would be stretching it as an outer limit for suburbs.
- Comment on How do "lie detectors" work (I mean Polygraphs). If I'm loyal specifically to the constitution of my country, and the interviewers ask if I'm "loyal to [My Country name]", how would that work? 4 days ago:
And it’s got a little probe that pops out and goes up your butthole?
- Comment on How do "lie detectors" work (I mean Polygraphs). If I'm loyal specifically to the constitution of my country, and the interviewers ask if I'm "loyal to [My Country name]", how would that work? 5 days ago:
How do they catch that? Digital rectal insertion?
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 5 days ago:
A suburb would literally be suburban, not rural.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 5 days ago:
another one
- Comment on The structure of a joke is always that of a capacitor decaying into a resistor, the punchline being the short point of contact. 6 days ago:
I also have no idea what it means, but I know how impedance works so I’m going to assume that they’re not right.
- Comment on Into the meat grinder! 6 days ago:
We do, but only inside, where we can hide our shame from God.
- Comment on oops 6 days ago:
They meant to say “Eat at Dick’s”
- Comment on Half-Life 3 Has Been Designed to be ‘The Final Chapter’, It’s Claimed 1 week ago:
Wat
- Comment on Rhubarb 1 week ago:
He’s doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 1 week ago:
Yes, but only once.
- Comment on Steamdeck or.... 1 week ago:
That’s very surprising. Is your library chiefly old DOS games or something?
- Comment on ‘Alexa, what do you know about us?’ What I discovered when I asked Amazon to tell me everything my family’s smart speaker had heard 1 week ago:
So it’s exactly the same as before the Echo, then. Welcome to the human condition.
- Comment on Can Tesla's Self-Driving Software Handle Bus-Only Lanes? Not Reliably, No. 1 week ago:
It’s actually extremely straightforward to mark lanes as “bus-only” when you map out roads, but that’s assuming you’re not being micromanaged by a moronic egomaniac.
- Comment on X (fka Twitter) is out of service 1 week ago:
“Eye-on” would be pronounced the same as “ion,” a charged particle. It was more like “eye-in.”
- Comment on Plant shaming should be a thing 1 week ago:
Fire ants are not uncommon in the American south, but I don’t know if they’re especially likely to invade homes.
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 1 week ago:
Ah, they had relations
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 1 week ago:
What the hell kind of hormones were in your steaks, man
- Comment on The technology to end traffic deaths exists. Why aren’t we using it? 1 week ago:
The returns grow exponentially, yes. Even removing some of the bad (i.e., human) drivers is clearly better than *none."