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Pope Joan

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨andros_rex@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No joke, that would be so awesome, a year in and he reviews that he is actually she… The mayhem in the Vatican…

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    • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Pope: Takes off bald make-up and reveals luscious locks of hair

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Vatican: meh reused plotline

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Popes get to choose their names once sworn in. None has chosen a female name but it remains a possibility…

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      • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then we will see how fast a pope can be unchosen 🤣

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  • Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m surprised magas care so much about the pope considering they don’t follow any christian morals or tenets.

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    • VeryInterestingTable@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just as “extremists” from other religion claiming they belong to it. We’re just less accustomed to seeing people claiming being chrisitans doing it. They obviously aren’t but as time will go on more and more christians will get criticized for being christians because “look what your fellow christians do!” Rings any bell? “But if Christians behave that way it’s because it’s rooted in their religion!”. And maybe it is… Who knows, but what these people do seem very non-christian.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not an expert but I believe the pope is for Catholicism and not Christianity.

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      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Catholics and Protestants are both Christians, Catholicism is pretty unified in doctrine, and Protestants are a large group of very diverse denominations of Christianity. When I was forced to go to church, my pastor would often joke about Baptists forming new denominations over differing opinions on drape colors. Outside of those two groups, there are tons of other flavors of Christianity. Off the top of my head you’ve got Mormons, Greek Orthodox, Eastern Orthodox, jehovas witnesses, and Oriental Orthodox

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        TIL there were no Christians before the Protestant reformation

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      • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Its all the same lie.

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s ragebait, American fascists have always hated Catholics. At least in part just because so many immigrants are Catholic.

      This ain’t new

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  • Alabaster_Mango@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Same energy as the boy wolf girl wolf post, lol.

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    • ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Inside of you there are two wolves. One looks like a fox with owl makeup and the other like a puck-nosed shepherd dog with strabism.

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      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “They are both gay”

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, those are clearly cartoon skulls on each side

      Are they saying that the new pope is Elasticmom from The Incredibles?

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  • ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Which fucker moved the garlic rope and opened the coffin of Nazi eugenics theory?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oliver Stone

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  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    wait a second, the pope has a giant skull tattoo on his face?
    is he in MS-13?

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    • BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Top tier giggles to be found here.

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      • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        thanks (:

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    • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s why he was deported to the Vatican.

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is the Vatican actually a prisoncamp?

        Is that why there are so many pedophiles there?

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      • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        makes sense

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  • Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like phrenology is back on the menu boys!

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the everloving fuck is wrong with these people?

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNjwM2a87g

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  • Bezier@suppo.fi ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, we’re back to measuring skulls lmao

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    • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE “HAM SANDWICH RACE” IS WANING."

      OFFSHOOTS OF THE SEMENESE PEOPLE INVENTED DISCO WHILE HAVING SEX UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE. IT IS A SHAME UPON MY RACE - BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This one always makes me laugh because I have known guys like him with that exact smug look on their face and similar worldviews and none of them had their lives together.

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      • Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Lmao he’s 100% shorter than 5’7

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      • Stamau123@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Measurehead.jpg

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      • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’d like to hit him up side the head.

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    • Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this shit never actually stopped. it just fell into the background but it was always there, influencing and waiting

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sad that I live in a world where people think they need the word “transvestigate.”

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    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuckin pansy ass participation trophy snowflakes think they’re too good for phrenology /s

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