Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on Shitpost 1 hour ago:
“Ka-blooey!”
“oh they’re gonna hafta gluu yuu back together, IN HELL”
- Comment on Shitpost 2 hours ago:
and 3d-printers
We have the technology, we can rebuild her
- Comment on i can't handle coffee 1 day ago:
this is wild to read because many days i literally need a 200mg pill to be physically able to get out of bed, and that is literally all the effect it has on me. If i take 400mg all at once i, like, feel a bit nervous and jittery for a few hours…
Also i’m not sure how accurate what you say can be, because my pills are as stated 200mg and intended to be taken whole, if it was really that big of an issue then surely they’d be 50mg each and you’d be instructed to portion it out over a few hours?
- Comment on I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this 2 days ago:
companies also love to make it look like lawsuits are frivolous, when in reality the lawsuit was just “they gave me literally boiling hot coffee, not 40°C, not 50°C, literally 95°C coffee that melted my skin when i spilled it”
- Comment on I paint houses 3 days ago:
this would make steve feel slightly gassy
- Comment on This song, it's infectious 4 days ago:
just use youtube?
- Comment on Get fucking got! 4 days ago:
me grabbing the cat and motorboating its belly much to their moderate displeasure
- Comment on Not quite a shit post 4 days ago:
well not “have to”, it’s just highly encouraging.
I certainly wouldn’t trust a post-caffeine fart… - Comment on Not so fast! 4 days ago:
and if that still doesn’t work, i’m sure public flogging would have an effect.
- Comment on Good advice 4 days ago:
just stop being sad
- Comment on Fast and Efficient 1 week ago:
it’s a quantum phenomenon, only happens when not observed
- Comment on Why? 5 weeks ago:
because we don’t get enough social interaction and we’re desperate to at least have some people read a thing we said online, and ideally actually reply to it
- Comment on Why? 5 weeks ago:
no it isn’t
- Comment on This comic is missing a chunk of asbestos. 5 weeks ago:
i have a much more expedient method called “stick a very long hygrometer into the dirt every hundred meters in a grid, and move towards increasing moisture”
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 1 month ago:
translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Bank Workers, Rejoice! 1 month ago:
because they’re parasites
- Comment on Condiment udders 2 months ago:
i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.
- Comment on rich 2 months ago:
i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a half-scale “model” resort, with trains that are fully functional and the whole thing just straight up being a functional and quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.
- Comment on Girls 2 months ago:
lamarr, get out of there!
- Comment on Poor doggo 2 months ago:
unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one
- Comment on I'm too stupid for this 2 months ago:
obviusly
- Comment on Caw caw 2 months ago:
i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳
it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.
- Comment on Know the difference 2 months ago:
the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
😭 - Comment on eel butts 2 months ago:
not until i shove my legs into soil
- Comment on Progress 2 months ago:
i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience. - Comment on Raven Big Mom 2 months ago:
reverse clark kent
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 2 months ago:
at least they chose to do it at a really fucking funny time and place
- Comment on The history of soup 2 months ago:
cooked, right?
right?
- Comment on Evolution 2 months ago:
yeah, eating is as least as important as berries