Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on ...is this retro? 10 hours ago:
it feels like there are 2 kinds of people: those who feel old at 23, and those who don’t stop feeling like a child until every hair on their head and face is gray.
I’d fall into the latter category because i’m 26 and i don’t feel quite adult yet, despite the front of my chin being gray already.
- Comment on Sexting 17 hours ago:
collectors edition, featuring dante from the devil may cry series & knuckles
on ice
- Comment on Cronch 17 hours ago:
uh, there’s a reason we have a very common fence material called “chicken wire”, it’s heavily used to enclose and protect chickens outdoors.
- Comment on Cronch 4 days ago:
backyard chickens
- Comment on Cronch 4 days ago:
that’s why we poisoned the ground with road pollution, so you don’t get any unfortunate ideas of freedom.
- Comment on Cronch 4 days ago:
i distinctly remember sitting next to a person at school who had a whole ass piece of cardboard under the breading of a fish fillet. Just fucking layered between the fish and the breading.
I already disliked fish, and that certainly didn’t help matters
- Comment on Be careful when choosing your profession 4 days ago:
dude i had a fly… fly into my throat once while riding a bike, i think 3 would fucking suffice to suffocate
one of the worst things i’ve experienced
- Comment on I think this belongs here 4 days ago:
- Comment on Rules for a gun fight 4 days ago:
this is why i only use juggernaut monkeys
- Comment on 5 days ago:
yeah because them loudly bragging about it certainly isn’t going to make others try the same thing…
god i’m so sick of this rhetoric, can you people just grow a spine already?
- Comment on 5 days ago:
horrifying
- Comment on 5 days ago:
the magic of preventing the things that make people die ✨
- Comment on What that steel woolussy do? 1 week ago:
spoiler
- Comment on What that steel woolussy do? 1 week ago:
funniest fucking interaction i’ve seen in half a year
- Comment on Is there a point we can track down when we stopped caring about doctors, nurses, teacher, etc? And thought it was a great idea to pay atheletes millions and screw everyone else? 1 week ago:
hey now be fair, there are absolutely sports fans who think the teams they dislike would be paid too much if their salary consisted of lethal injections.
- Comment on Is there a point we can track down when we stopped caring about doctors, nurses, teacher, etc? And thought it was a great idea to pay atheletes millions and screw everyone else? 1 week ago:
- Comment on truly heartbreaking 2 weeks ago:
Terminal, (s)even.
- Comment on Oh yes daddy credit please 2 weeks ago:
yeah it’s much smarter to have all your belongings taken away by debt collectors
- Comment on :3 2 weeks ago:
wohlfüh put yuh ass away
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect
- Comment on Water time 2 weeks ago:
do you think it’s gross to wash your hands in the sink? if not, why is it magically gross to drink the water from the tap?
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?
At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance
- Comment on Water time 2 weeks ago:
still not a thing in europe, we just use the sinks in the toilets.
- Comment on Water time 2 weeks ago:
which is ironic, because that’s not how covid fucking spreads, at all
- Comment on Water time 2 weeks ago:
this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i’m done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.
- Comment on Elijah Radcliffe 2 weeks ago:
Elijah has a shorter face and smiles like he’s insane but has learned to live with it
- Comment on YSK Tempur Mattresses fail quickly and the warranty is fake 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on YSK Tempur Mattresses fail quickly and the warranty is fake 2 weeks ago:
i only really trust warranties from stores, because they actually have repair departments you can go to, and if both parties decide it’s best to just get you a replacement then they have stock in the store and you can just pick the new one up right away.
