Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on Forget fireball. I cast: 3 days ago:
- Comment on Forget fireball. I cast: 3 days ago:
AAAAUUURRGHHH NOOooooo…
Oh divines have mercy, our Great city is horribly designed! How did i not realize this before?!
To the depths with adventuring, i must join the civil council and rectify this atrocity posthaste. - Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 3 days ago:
but that’s just reinventing boxers
- Comment on my bf says sleeping with your balls out is the male equivalent 4 days ago:
maybe i’m just weird but if i’m not wearing underwear my jewels uncomfortably hang down the leg. Much more comfortable to have a lose cup of fabric keeping them slightly contained.
- Comment on BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE 4 days ago:
an entire slice of hamburger cheese? fucking bougie
- Comment on moo 1 week ago:
frankly just relieved they didn’t get turbocancer
- Comment on moo 1 week ago:
- Comment on YSK that radishes are fucking amazing. They improve heart health and are full of Sulforaphene, a powerful anti-cancer substance. They contain almost no calories 1 week ago:
also it’s not like other vegetables have the energy density of plutonium, aside from the starchy stuff most vegetables have precisely the amount of calories that’s good for you.
- Comment on Inside me there are two shit takes 1 week ago:
don’t worry, we’re doing our best to literally make it true via cars and architecture.
you can have any colour you like, so long as it’s grayscale or maybe red.
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 1 week ago:
that’s both true and completely hilariously incorrect: There is no one “intelligence”, there are effectively infinitely many different kinds of intelligence, but broadly you can break it up into stuff like “emotional intelligence”, “spatial reasoning”, “problem solving”, etc etc.
also it’s not fair to say that cats are less intelligent when no one bothers to train them, the few cats that actually get trained as much as dogs seem to be comparably good at doing quite complex things.
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 1 week ago:
and we then train the domesticated horses from a young age that letting us ride on them is something they WANT to do, because they get snacks and scritches and they get to go outside more.
- Comment on YSK that men who smoke cigarettes are 30% to 50% more likely to suffer from erection problems that men who don't 1 week ago:
you know what also makes you cool? wearing a cowboy hat and chewing on straws of grass
- Comment on YSK that men who smoke cigarettes are 30% to 50% more likely to suffer from erection problems that men who don't 1 week ago:
also also: fucking up your lungs makes exercising harder, especially cardio which helps a lot with raising the flag
- Comment on It can't save you from spiritual necrosis 2 weeks ago:
what it actually does is channel all your suffering onto the liver, like the world’s worst voodoo
- Comment on It can't save you from spiritual necrosis 2 weeks ago:
mom found the piss bin
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 2 weeks ago:
oh trust me, my head looked like i had dipped it in a bucket of grease for like a month when i stopped using shampoo.
Your body is used to the oil constantly being scoured away, so compensates by spewing it out. Once you stop removing the oil the scalp should eventually recalibrate and you enter the blissful state of your hair just always being nice. - Comment on USA! USA! 2 weeks ago:
yeah that’s way better than if he had actually put it in a choke-hold, because i’m pretty sure that’s really difficult to do right without hurting people (and, you know, no one trains for doing it on deer…) and even when you do it right i think it’s not very good for the person you do it to.
- Comment on spagett 2 weeks ago:
it’s okay, there’s medication for that
- Comment on Drug dealers hate this one weird trick! 2 weeks ago:
myouth, that’s right
- Comment on A new quest appears... 2 weeks ago:
the funny thing is that Wiz is also a philips brand, so it’s basically philips hue but less shit.
For the record i do use the official software because i’m poor enough that setting up homeassistant is out of reach, and it’s remarkably okay. It actually works without internet, so long as you sign in with a third party account (which is moronic and i don’t like it at all, but whatever).
- Comment on A new quest appears... 2 weeks ago:
it’s seriously baffling to me that we don’t have something between a clapper an full voice control, surely it should be utterly trivial to recognize different patterns of a loud sound?
I want to enable party mode for my lights by clapping out “shave and a haircut”
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 2 weeks ago:
i really hate how people don’t realize it’s the bacteria that grow in sweat which make the bad smell
- Comment on Poor dumb bastards 2 weeks ago:
that’s not fair, the meta engineers have done some amazing work on the 2UCK3R83RG model these past few years! It now looks almost like it’s capable of feeling shame for what it has done.
- Comment on Schlip schlop 2 weeks ago:
big agree: i can only really speak for Interstellar since that’s kinda the only movie of his i’ve properly seen, but the description that comes to mind for that is 'the distillation of movies as “art” '.
It’s not there for the logical part of your brain, it’s there for the feeling part.
Like a really moody landscape painting, there’s no point in logically examining the brush strokes of a random tree. What you’re invited to think about is the atmosphere of it, how it makes you feel.Spoiler for Interstellar
Take that bookshelf scene inside the black hole in Interstellar, it very very obviously makes no sense whatsoever but the visuals and concept makes you think and feel.
And what i appreciate is that i don’t get the vibe of it wallowing in its ‘artsyness’, which can often ruin ‘artsy’ stuff.
- Comment on Schlip schlop 2 weeks ago:
i kind of hate avatar because Cameron somehow continues to miss the glaringly obvious potential of just setting loose a bunch of nerds to churn out intricately detailed ecosystems and making Pandora nature documentaries.
Just imagine how popular David Attenborough riding an alien pterodactyl would be, it deserves to exist.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
i feel like this was either made by a fahrenheit user, or a nothern canadian. 0°C isn’t “fairly cold”, it’s freezing! 10°C is “fairly cold”.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
and doesn’t exist, which is fun
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
i’ve never understood how people imagine an easier scale to calibrate than celsius, what is easier than freezing and boiling water??
Human body temperature isn’t an easy calibration point, are you gonna shove it up your ass to calibrate it, or what?
- Comment on What a selection! 2 weeks ago:
i used to drink some cough medicine or something as a kid, and that is precisely what i imagine potions would taste like. Just bordering on actively being gross, but not actually disgusting, just utterly overwhelming so you down it in one big gulp and then shake your head like a wet dog. And ontop of that they shove in licorice or whatever so your taste buds are just left horribly confused.
- Comment on If you receive a high medical bill, don't pay it immediately. Ask for an itemized bill first. 2 weeks ago:
i find swedish healthcare really is the precise opposite of american healthcare, because the american standard seems to be having a dedicated personal doctor whom you can just go to with whatever minor ailment and regular checkups.
But here it costs like 20€ for a visit to the clinic where you meet whatever worker has time at the moment… Even if all you’re doing is getting a super simple hearing test, which literally consists of listening to a pair of headphones and pressing a button when you hear the tone…
