Swedneck

i think it entirely depends on who the new printer owner is, printing a vase is much more appealing to someone who isn’t a 3d printing nerd since it’s way faster and actually somewhat practical (most people wouldn’t consider a benchy particularly decorative)

“i just think they’re neat!”

i mean she did also live in egypt which tends to make people less pale regardless of genetics

you should see what some swedes look like by the time autumn rolls in, like a packet of fucking beef jerky

i’m my own grandpaaaaaaaa

maybe add caffeine to the list considering how many people are wholly reliant on it for the most basic of function

Grug wants to be a bear, not a lion! hahahahaha why don’t you go join the bear tribe to the north you fucking dweeb lmfaooo

“hnnn grr ugh, ugha bugh hrrrg"
oh my god what the fuck am i saying, i sound like a fucking denisovan oh my god just kill me now

cut to internal monologue of the girl he’s talking to
oh my god he sounds like a denisovan that’s so hot

honestly i’m just amazed there’s ANY sort of actual usable computer on there at all, though of course it’s hilariously expensive and not even in stock

fortunately this is an eminently solvable problem, hence why it’s legal anywhere. The solar panels can simply have circuits that detect the grid going offline and instantly cut their own power output.

certainly looks like it: General shape and size, hanging veil, white gills, “flaky” stem…
And most importantly i can’t see anything that would hint at any other ID.

gravity is stored in the balls

i just assume people would drug it the fuck up the moment they evolve the ability to actively think “hm, chewing these leaves makes me feel funny”

so presumably our ancestors were having drinking nights before even leaving the trees, just finding half-rotten fruit and squishing open… a… warm one… with the lads

not fungi or plants or animals, but a secret fourth thing

Slime molds aren’t fungi, sadly. OP will now be launched into the sun for their crime

zig-zag stitch on a sewing machine

those shits are why people don’t pick mushrooms: “oh yeah this thing that looks like death incarnate? perfectly edible. Noononononono don’t touch the one that looks like a champignon it’ll erase you from the fabric of the universe!”

i wonder how many microorganisms have ended up surviving being flung out from the atmosphere such that they could theoretically have seen the far side of the moon if they had eyes…

except with a few more bootprints on it

it’s also… just a chat platform, lol.

i’m going to start a cult where everything has to be violently anachronistic. Either art deco, art nouveau, or some distinct pre-1700’s style.

Brick skyscrapers next to hobbit holes and swiss cottages; people wearing those chinese scribe outfits and pulling a smart-pocket-watch from their sleeve to read a telegraph they just recieved, while sitting on a horse-pulled tram (electric, the horses just walk in front for the vibes) with wood panel interior and free wifi.

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hey now, what about LAN parties? You can meet a whole bunch of passionate… League of legends players…

Same. I’ve been getting by on welfare basically my entire life and consider “taking the bus to mcdonalds” to be a quite extravagant luxury, so basically everything i see is so utterly fucking alienating.
Just people driving to work makes me want to scream myself hoarse, people are spending more on their daily transportation than i can afford to spend on food.

double guess who invented spreadsheets and why

who says they couldn’t communicate? People can learn many languages.
The fact that you assume this kinda just shows how we’ve regressed.

i see it like food: stuffing yourself with greasy pizza is lovely, but if you do it for every single meal then you end up spherical and in somewhat suboptimal spirits.

It’s not that modern stuff is inherently bad, we just also need the old stuff to keep us “calibrated” so to say.

truly tolkien is the patron saint of modern urbanists, he hated cars and wrote entire books about people walking.

i saw it said somewhere, i think some random youtube essay, that actors aren’t really allowed to be “ugly” these days.
Everyone’s gotta be pretty, everyone’s gotta be a marketable individual who can do ads for stuff.

There’s a place for the big name actors, but that place is stuff like Morgan Freeman playing the role of god, or jim carrey being in a comedy movie.

that’s not true, sometimes things explode for no good reason

bollocks, bollocks, BOLLOOOOOOCKS