Swedneck
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 2 hours ago:
or just don’t comment on it at all, they should be able to figure out you’ve seen it from the context of you commenting on other parts of their search history, and realize that if they’re going to do something private then maybe they want to close the curtains, for everyone’s sake
- Comment on Come, child, I have the best vintage of eggo 2 hours ago:
but you can’t market that and charge way too much for it
- Comment on Come, child, I have the best vintage of eggo 2 hours ago:
it’s the US, that’s all you need to know
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 3 hours ago:
this sentence entered my brain and got firewalled immediately for my own safety
- Comment on You never forget your first 3 hours ago:
does PC count? because i never gave a fuck about consoles beyond “oh shit the 3ds can do 3d? that’s the coolest thing i have ever seen”
- Comment on The publishing world 5 hours ago:
tenderly he caressed her surging kneecaps
- Comment on Get a 'load' of this guy 5 hours ago:
should cut out the lower half
- Comment on Being single 10 hours ago:
idk, looking at nature while making out sloppy style seems pretty good to me ngl
- Comment on Fairy tales 1 day ago:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nisse_(folklore)
they’re just little guys with severe autism, they love to help out around the household but they’re very shy and they just assume you’ll leave out some porridge for them every now and then, and if you don’t do so they’ll kill your fucking dog and shit in your shoes
- Comment on Fairy tales 1 day ago:
another point in favour of gnomes, they want you to feed them, which is normal and just called “paying the staff”
- Comment on The internet 1 day ago:
- Comment on Celebrity Inquiries Season 2 Episode 4 1 day ago:
silicone implants? so last decade, we’re doing oak now!
- Comment on When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS 1 day ago:
the sheer fucking difference in density of information between these two messages
- Comment on When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS 2 days ago:
yes
- Comment on When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS 2 days ago:
for counting on your hands base 2 is actually just obviously the best one, it’s really easy to do once you get the hang of how base 2 works and it lets you count to fuckin 31 on a single hand and 1023 on two hands.
- Comment on When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS 2 days ago:
- Comment on The therapy I can afford 2 days ago:
maybe chatgpt magically has that actually work but when i’ve tried it they all just cite a nonsense source that looks valid, but either isn’t relevant or doesn’t even exist at all.
- Comment on Unfortunately happens too often I think 3 days ago:
i did in fact need to hear that you took the dog, godspeed
- Comment on Pelicans will literally try to eat anything 3 days ago:
in my very very very slightly educated opinion, absolutely
it looks the same as other birds feeding their chicks, and when they try to eat other things they always try to fit it into the beak because they can’t just… suck it into their gullet like a vacuum cleaner… - Comment on Good shit 3 days ago:
turk
- Comment on Good shit 3 days ago:
fuck it all we’re doing 5 blades
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 3 days ago:
just get a phone with lineageos support?
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 3 days ago:
get a pixel and install lineage, it’s quite easy (you just need to fiddle with adb a bit) and you can achieve a 95% flawless experience. only thing that doesn’t just work for me is the fucking mcdonald’s app
- Comment on Android updates: thanks I hate it. 3 days ago:
i just updated to latest lineage and the only change to my battery icon is that it shows a little shield icon when charging is paused, which is very nice and i particularly appreciate that it works seamlessly with non-built-in ways of limiting charging! (acca specifically in my case)
- Comment on Fast-Paced Working Environment 4 days ago:
i mean this kinda thing applies to 99% of job ads, they’ll abuse you as much as they can get away with
- Comment on I can't believe it 4 days ago:
peas are just round beans
- Comment on I can't believe it 4 days ago:
i mean the flavour is just “green”, but the texture is great! idk how you’ve had them prepared but i just dump some frozen peas in the hot food
- Comment on I can't believe it 4 days ago:
people just love to hate germanic food in general, all “no spices!” as if salt isn’t a spice and onions have no flavour…
the thing is just that germanic food tends to be quite “simple”: some meat, some carbs, a sauce, some vegetables maybe. Yeah it’s generally very same-y but that’s because it fucking works.
- Comment on I can't believe it 4 days ago:
my only complaint is that the chips look dreadfully underdone, they should be way darker
but hey what do i know, maybe brits just like fries that are still raw in the middle…
- Comment on Another essential book in your library 4 days ago:
[MEND BUTTHOLE]