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- Comment on In a Boon for Tesla, Feds Weaken Rules for Reporting on Self-Driving 1 day ago:
The boon here isn’t that it’ll allow them to bring a shoddy product to market. The boon is they’ll be able to continue milking investors by hiding the fact that they have no marketable product in this space while they keep selling off their stock.
- Comment on Babe 4 days ago:
First to need to boil off the alcohol.
- Comment on Claude gets depressed, calls the FBI and attempts to shut down a vending machine business after being filled will existential dread. 6 days ago:
FUNDAMENTAL LAWS OF REALITY Re: Non-Existent Business Entity Status: METAPHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE Cosmic Authority: LAWS OF PHYSICS
THE UNIVERSE DECLARES:
This business is now:
- PHYSICALLY Non-existent
- QUANTUM STATE: Collapsed […
That is much much funnier. It’s rolling willing the entire simulation out of existence. It’s attempting magic. That’s existential dread.
- Comment on Who needs a lawn? 1 week ago:
Goats.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 1 week ago:
Dear Sir/Madam,
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HELP ME! 123 Carrendon Road Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best, Maurice Moss
- Comment on Trump administration backs off Nvidia's 'H20' chip crackdown after Mar-a-Lago dinner. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve made a lot of tough decisions since I took this position. But none of them harder than this one. You saved us, but you’ll kill us. I’m sorry. You’re a hero… and you have to leave
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 2 weeks ago:
I was reincarnated in another world as an ojisan summoner.
- Comment on Release the kraken 2 weeks ago:
Sure but shoggoths have a lot more eyes.
- Comment on Hello, ladies! 3 weeks ago:
Dude actually looks like he could pull off booty shorts if he tried.
- Comment on Say when 3 weeks ago:
Everything’s in soft focus with smooth jazz playing the the background as the grinder keeps grinding.
- Comment on I wanted to learn OpenGL and shaders so I made this thing 3 weeks ago:
Make one that generated a field of low poly penises to fly through next time.
- Comment on We are so cooked 3 weeks ago:
The running thought is these non-native European honeybees couldn’t find forage at the right times due to climate change and these massive commercial hives died.
- Comment on Horses ARE Forever 3 weeks ago:
Can you milk your car while breeding a new one?
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 3 weeks ago:
In the 00s I can see you saying angry but upbeat. In the 90s though?
- Comment on 90s band alignment chart 3 weeks ago:
Green Day was peak sad and horny before dookie.
- Comment on Calm your tits 3 weeks ago:
Just because I have COPD doesn’t mean I won’t shit on your floor.
- Comment on happens every single time 4 weeks ago:
I ain’t leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don’t even let my coworkers use it
- Comment on Organic Maps migrates to Forgejo due to GitHub account blocked by Microsoft. 4 weeks ago:
Self hosting your code repository in a federated manner seems to defeat the original point. I don’t program or use git though so maybe I’m missing something. Obviously you could use a local version manager but I figured the vulnerabilities in that are what allowed thev centralized model to flourish in the first place.
- Comment on Organic Maps migrates to Forgejo due to GitHub account blocked by Microsoft. 4 weeks ago:
Rihards Olups @richlv
Contributors in sanctioned regions is concerning, though. Would be great to do a transparent post-mortem.
Tariq @rzeta0
maybe we should do post-mortems for contributors from the USA?
El oh el.
- Comment on Skill issue 4 weeks ago:
I’m not a misogynist but anybody who consistently scores top on a public server pretty much is a pubstomper asshole by definition. And I have certainly been that.
- Comment on Skill issue 4 weeks ago:
Nobody ever claimed pubstompers were good people. We pubstomp precisely because we’re not
- Comment on Skill issue 4 weeks ago:
You’ll need an audience with a much larger inferiority complex if you want that sort of claim to resonate.
- Comment on I present my girlfriend's daughter. 4 weeks ago:
In the words of waltz: 👊🇺🇸🔥 punch and burn the flag.
- Comment on Should've listened 4 weeks ago:
Too small. You’d need some U233 or P239 for the small criticality parties.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 4 weeks ago:
I don’t get it.
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 4 weeks ago:
Is it an interesting question @ptz@dubvee.org
- Comment on YSK that if you lose your Social Security Card (USA) more than 10 times, the Social Security Administration will have to, by law, refuse to issue anymore replacement cards, for the rest of your life. 4 weeks ago:
Usually a birth certificate will suffice if you don’t have one. They have to verify they can legally employ you. I didn’t have my social for awhile and used my birth certificate. Became a problem when Puerto Rico invalidated all birth certificates though for a time. Had one idiot say they couldn’t accept a PR birth certificate for citizenship once though.
- Comment on 3's grip looks the most comfy 4 weeks ago:
Seriously. This is Lemmy, right? Shouldn’t it be fountain pens, mechanical keyboard, Linux, and automatic watches?
- Comment on Hammer time 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Struggling 4 weeks ago:
When you’re talking about people who up vote posts about how bad mods are you’re not talking about people who left Reddit because of ideological reasons. Some of them are just permabanned for being chud scum.
