ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make it stop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If literally everyone’s needs are met, why would anyone side with a warlord?

  Because everyone’s needs being met =/= everyone’s desires being met.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Legends is among us⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  30 minutes? Seems lenient. Can discord detect if League is installed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make it stop⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Genie? Yeah, this guy right here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anker is recalling over 1.1 million power banks due to fire and burn risks⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What to do if you have one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A man attempted to transfer files from his Commodore 64 to his Apple computer. 1984⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My dude is dialed the fuck in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Party like it's 1999.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I played so much Runescape on that keyboard. The actual old school Runescape, where your character was a shitty little sprite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Party like it's 1999.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a motherfuckin Compaq Presario 5000 keyboard?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool. Anyway…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Papers, Please: USA Edition⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Glory to Artzmaga.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*fliiiinnnnnggg*.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, sometimes you gotta yeet an infant on short notice, and you don’t have time to scavenge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*fliiiinnnnnggg*.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would be lighter to travel with, though. No counterweights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special sampling opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The answer is in the question. Pants down, bend over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spiced with mystery sewer gasses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHERE ARE MY PRECISION SCREWDRIVERS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think your drill is the machine that does that, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨respect dandelions!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My body lawn is a machine that turns non-dandelions into dandelions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least Taylor’s okay.

  Reminds me of this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EV Tax Credit Ending Dec. 31, Effectively Increasing Prices Up to 28%. See How Popular EVs are Impacted.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not big on the “we have to beat China” rhetoric, but it’s like they wake up every morning and ask themselves “How can we ensure Chinese dominance in the future?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% people who drink water die⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, the arrogant fool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% people who drink water die⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, I drink water everyday, and I’ve never died.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a businessman, I do business⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fax machine⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You seem to be close to orgasm! Would you like assistance? Please sign this consent form.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Error Window goes brrrrrrrr⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I cursed the top left corner for remaining uncovered, which was the style at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like it passed with a veto proof majority that probably included some democrats. Link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube's new ad strategy is bound to upset users: YouTube Peak Points utilise Gemini to identify moments where users will be most engaged, so advertisers can place ads at the point.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … Revanced

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of a family that values education celebrating the graduation of their son⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it was deliberate? Like in a “study so you aren’t stuck in this sort of job” way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FCC commissioner writes op-ed titled, “It’s time for Trump to DOGE the FCC“⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He must not keep up with the news if he doesn’t realize DOGE has been a failure. Unless he’s actually signaling that he wants Trump to cripple the FCC into uselessness while not saving the taxpayers anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life is unfair to landlords⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Landlord: “(dead serious) That’s not my problem!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes, the bastion of radical progressivism and LGBTQ+ rights, the… Catholic Church?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why Do Sovereign Citizens Keep Pursuing Unsuccessful Legal Defenses?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, the argument failed in the past. But, on the other hand, I’m the main character, so when I do it things will be different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X.com blocks access to Ekrem Imamoglu, leader of Turkish opposition⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not necessarily. I just meant in the context they provide for the event.