ceenote

@ceenote@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally a website where you can test if your private key is leaked inspired by haveibeenpwned⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  ******* is your password?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good pup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But look, the bread hasn’t been stolen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ashmelissaleigh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When your mom enunciates the Bruce, you know you’re in big trouble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Cuz Of That [REDACTED] 'Pizza'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Corneo’s just a fall guy. Shinrat is the real crook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The events at hogwarts were just an escalating series of magical school shootings 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly, the High Inquisitor program was a success, and the fake news Daily Prophet was libelously alleging it wasn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That professor should sue TPUSA for that headline. The reasons the essay got a zero are available, so the headline saying it was because she quoted the Bible is a blatant lie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the truth! ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Grapes, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Firefox Will Ship with an "AI Kill Switch" to Completely Disable all AI Features - 9to5Linux⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they’re counting on people who know nothing about technology using the AI stuff when it’s placed in front of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Tech Ramps Up Propaganda Blitz As AI Data Centers Become Toxic With Voters⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They can propagandeez nuts. But seriously, you can’t advertise away higher electric bills, and more expensive electronics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kevin McCallister and [redacted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, this guy was all over the Epstein files. Shame we don’t know who it is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump scores 'F' grade on economy: Poll⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fitting. Trump’s economy is Biden’s economy with a leg fallen off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Click OK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you picked one of the races with the racial ability of aggressively pooping when enemies are nearby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Longing, Rusted, Seventeen, Daybreak, Furnace, Nine, Benign, Homecoming, One, Boxcar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is that phrase actually from? I always thought it was Bill Nye the Science Guy, but I’ve never actually been able to find a clip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The more things change, the more they stay the same.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at the craftsmanship on that engraved “No coloreds” sign. Now we get a printout. Bigots used to have standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Only Takes A Handful Of Samples To Poison Any Size LLM, Anthropic Finds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So, like with Godwin’s law, the probability of a LLM being poisoned as it harvests enough data to become useful approaches 1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mora!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most normal looking deep sea fish tbh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for a better future for ur children⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aircraft shot down over shallow waters can even turn into coral reefs! Wow!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this from the dementia test Trump took?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Marco Rubio apparently doesn’t have enough shit to do at work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skyrim on Switch 2 ships with severe input lag and a huge 53GB file size despite being capped at 30FPS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … How do you fuck this up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump renames U.S. Institute of Peace after himself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The U.S. Institute of Pedophiles?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut up science!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine! I’ll use my laptop instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Porsche Cars in Russia Shut Down After Satellite System Failure⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably can’t do this unless you’ve already bought it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Half of the US Now Requires You to Upload Your ID or Scan Your Face to Watch Porn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to keep our voters angry

  I have an amazing idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I propose we adopt the space data center idea, as long as the billionaire owner is the one who has to go maintain it.

  They could just pull up on their bootstraps until they’re in orbit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is a more giving and fun holiday than Christmas⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m willing to let thar slide for almost anyone born pre-enlightment. As long as they didn’t get super murdery over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MAGA, rebranded!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is being devoted to a pedophile even more disgusting than being a pedophile?

  Of course not, but it’s still pretty pathetic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It improves the morale of the future worker.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby, don’t grit your hidden teeth. They’ll bleed, and you don’t have insurance, baby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It improves the morale of the future worker.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just grit your teeth and bear it, baby. If you were an adult, you’d wish you’d just gotten spanked instead of having your life ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨geological contingency plan⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I’d known about this strategy when my rival picked geologist as his starting Pokémon.