Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.
Choosing pink is chaotic evil?
Submitted 1 year ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Only if you’re a people.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
blue, so I would finally have a friend
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Even if its nearby… I’d visit every trump rally out there.
Resol@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?
Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?
Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.
Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The last 3 elections were the oldest ever
naught101@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why is this so funny? It’s fucking stupid 😂
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.
I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.
I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage.
SpaceCadet@feddit.nl 1 year ago
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’d take yellow because nothing would change
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
So take green then maybe?
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Nah, I don’t like weed or any of the other options
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like that it’s “Forced”. If it was just “make people shit themselves”, it would just happen and then they’d wonder what’s going on But Forced implies they’re fighting it, it implies resistance. That’s kinda messed up.
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I hope you have to point at the person for it to work, so they know it’s you.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
I was just assuming it was just Power Word: Shit and would effect anyone up to however many hit dice.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Well, I just made up my mind.
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn’t ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Man crush on Keanu or Cavill and have them be your friend. That could be great.
You’d have to choose your celebrity crush with care.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
I already have all these powers… Maaaaan…
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Are you the person who keeps mateiralising in my home and screaming “DEFECATE” then disappearing in a puff of fart-cloud?
I’ve had a leg injury lately and I can’t make it to my upstairs bathroom that fast. You have destroyed my stair carpet. The cleaner said it was “unsalvageable” and “honestly shameful”. You need to stop.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
You could probably use that power to kill someone. Pooped to death.
Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s called dysentery.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don’t know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
polysics@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pink all the way. Rude to some service worker? Poopy pants. Didn’t return the cart? Poop. Drive like an asshole? Poop. Politician spewing hateful garbage on national television? Oh you bet you’re getting the poopy pants.
I would be The Punisher, only with poop instead of guns.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The Poopisher. 💀💩
dance_ninja@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Poop Note
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 1 year ago
yay weed and friendship my two favorite things
Manzas@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Pink one definetely, the green, yellow and especially blue are useless.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I have IBS and I do wish it on my worst enemies. Gimme that pink pill.
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pink please…
Embarrassingskidmark@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Force people to poop on command - I’d have xin jinping on speed dial
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I would give this pill to a million Chinese and Russian dissidents.
Xi and Putin would just be constantly shitting. There would be no moment in any day for as long as they lived that they weren’t shitting.
ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Each billionaire poops every 30 minutes. No rest for the wicked. Can be cured by donating the fortune to some common causes.
figaro@lemdro.id 1 year ago
Pink would be politically beneficial. You could legitimately make major progress in the world with that power. Someone who disagrees with you tries to speak publicly? Time to poop. Hell. Just harass them with explosive diarrhea until they notice the trend that whenever they do something political, the diarrhea returns.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’ll just take a page from the Trump playbook and start wearing diapers.
relic_@lemm.ee 1 year ago
All diapers have their limit
AEGIS2317@feddit.org 1 year ago
“I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.”
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
the pink one, thenbevery oligarch will never stop shitting.
Railcar8095@lemm.ee 1 year ago
If it’s “only on command” too it can also be very good against oligarchs
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
yeah, never shit again would also be useful.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People with chronic constipation constantly bothering the guy who took the pink pill.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 year ago
old neighbor recently had surgery because his poop reached his throat
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He should have gone into politics instead
tetris11@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh sure, “his” poop
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Well, what else did he expect to happen when eating shit?
Seigest@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
The older you get the more your going to want that poop command to use on yourself.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m gonna be the world’s loudest pisser!
toxic_cloud@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do they have to have poop in them or does it spawn some inside them? That’s necessary information.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Our intestines are so long we always have poop in us.
Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
I think it would be just enough to go for those massive diarrhea spasms where you no longer even have anything to expulse but your body keeps pushing. Although I guess it would be cooler to have a Tarantino level spray, choco edition.
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Spawns inside of them. Makes them shit even more and harder tbh
madjo@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I must have taken that blue pill at some point.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Silly me! That is convenient. Btw I’m torn between “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” pill and “Forcing people to poop on command” pill, though I’ll probably choose “Forcing people to poop on command” pill because it is sillier than “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” which fits silly ol’ me