FlyingSquid
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world
- Submitted 5 hours ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
Jesus. Obvs.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
That explains why I’m still here.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
Maybe everyone around you is a filthy sinner.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
Everyone gets a new phone!
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
Well, well, well. Look who became a gentile and got themselves raptured.
- Comment on I hope you don't have any plans this evening. 1 day ago:
Afraid so. Hope you enjoy the great snatch.
- Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 140 comments
- Comment on Ew. 1 day ago:
I would check your uncle’s browser history.
- Comment on Ew. 1 day ago:
It’s cuddled with Craig before. When it was a smaller bear. Now it knows.
- Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
- Comment on Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety! 1 week ago:
You don’t want to know.
- Comment on Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety! 1 week ago:
I am. And please take a video.
- Comment on Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety! 1 week ago:
More of an artificial clam juice fan, are you?
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 12 comments
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 1 week ago:
I honestly had no idea it still existed!
- Comment on So professional looking it must be true 1 week ago:
The worst pizza I ever had was when I was a kid and we took a trip to Italy and my parents got me some from a street vendor. The problem is it was American-style pizza and the Italians didn’t know how to make American-style pizza.
The second-worst pizza I ever had was St. Louis style pizza at an Imo’s, which is the way to have it, and it is fucking foul.
The third worst pizza I ever had was in Cozumel, Mexico. They put slices of tomato on it instead of tomato sauce, but did the rest of it the American way. Bleah.
- Comment on So professional looking it must be true 1 week ago:
There was a place I used to go that made a “Greek Pizza,” which was basically a gyro on pizza dough instead of pita and with melted feta on top.
Oh my god it was amazing.
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 1 week ago:
- Comment on Make this thread look like it's your first day on the internet 1 week ago:
This.
- Comment on Billboard 1 week ago:
Biff must have had a really good time that night.
- Comment on Thank you! 1 week ago:
This has been '90s comedy night, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks for coming and be sure to tip your waitstaff!
- Comment on Thank you! 1 week ago:
Excuse me, but I have had a lot of tea and I can confirm that it is not coffee.
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 125 comments
- Comment on Temporary rule: No shitposts on vegan pets and feeding them. 1 week ago:
It’s not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40 watt bulb, and there’s icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.
- Comment on Why is Facebook filled with so much random junk now? 1 week ago:
Well that’s a different issue.
- Comment on Why is Facebook filled with so much random junk now? 1 week ago:
Really? For me it only shows friends and groups I’m actually in.
- Comment on RIP 1 week ago:
If you’re an undead necromancer, can you re-animate yourself?
- Comment on RIP 1 week ago:
Or an amusing one.
Way back in high school, we had a massive Mage campaign. Someone brought their asshole boyfriend who was a dick from the beginning by insisting that no, he wouldn’t play a Mage. This was World of Darkness and he was going to be a vampire. And he kept being a dick for a few more sessions. Then they broke up, so the DM had his character sucked into an air vent and mushed into a pulp by the razor sharp extraction fans while we were walking down a corridor. And we all moved on like it never happened.