FlyingSquid
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world
- Comment on Microsoft Bing is trying to spoof Google UI when people search Google.com 1 week ago:
Who do you think the actual loser is in that case? Because I’ll give you a hint, it isn’t Microsoft or Google.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
She was working on the first sleeve last night, which means there’s not long to go. I’m excited!
- Comment on Do you want me to heat that up in the "Michael Wave"? 2 weeks ago:
Can’t properly spell “microwave,” can properly spell “Michael?”
- Comment on Capricorn Two 2 weeks ago:
Unless that’s this…
- Comment on Capricorn Two 2 weeks ago:
Looks like some asshole spraypainted it for no apparent reason. That sucks.
- Comment on Capricorn Two 2 weeks ago:
If you’ve never read this, find a copy.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
I don’t know, I think once you got that many people together, I’d get performance anxiety.
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- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 2 weeks ago:
A lot of the family got the fuck out of Europe after WWII because we’re Jews. But being Jews, we decided to get as far away from each other as possible too.
- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 2 weeks ago:
Right. I have relatives in multiple parts of both the U.S. and the U.K. along with Australia and New Zealand. I wish I had another way to keep in touch with them, but I just don’t.
- Comment on Let's all make fun of this stupid astrapotherium. 2 weeks ago:
He’s 2.5 meters long, so if you think he’s little, I’m worried about your own size.
- Comment on He should have kept smoking 2 weeks ago:
No, it’s just that it was closer to mercury, what with it being liquid and all.
Now if it was raining anvils and girders on my wedding day…
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Do you mean safe or safer than the U.S.? Because you can’t be guaranteed of absolute safety anywhere. If you’re queer or brown, there are a lot of countries where you’ll be safer than the U.S.
- Comment on Let's all make fun of this stupid astrapotherium. 2 weeks ago:
I feel this is backfiring.
- Comment on Let's all make fun of this stupid astrapotherium. 2 weeks ago:
Hey!
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Scalia was weird as fuck and you could never predict what side of things he would come down on. So sort of like Steve Jobs, I guess. He was far-right, but he also said stuff like the time he said that orgies should be encouraged because they relieve social tension.
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- Comment on Meta’s AI Profiles Are Already Polluting Instagram and Facebook With Slop 2 weeks ago:
Not even all of us. If I left the platform, I would lose all contact with a significant proportion of my not very large family, who are spread across the globe. I don’t really have another good option if I want to be able to keep in touch with all of them. Incidentally, that includes my own brother.
I do make sure to curate my experience with every meagre tool they give me to do so, however. That’s the best I can do.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Nope. Sorry. I don’t feel bad for members of the modern Association of German National Jews.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, as much as I hate Steve Jobs, he would have given Trump the finger on camera back in 2016 had he been alive.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
If we survive that long as a species.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
It’s almost like capitalism is a terrible idea.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
They don’t hate gays
Yeah, they only cheer on the concept of queer genocide and talk about how queer people groom children to support the idea.
But they don’t hate them. Jesus loves them after all.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 2 weeks ago:
If you can find a way: get out.
For everyone else, you have my sincere sympathy.
- Comment on He should have kept smoking 2 weeks ago:
It rained on my wedding day and we saw nothing ironic about it.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 2 weeks ago:
It’s definitely not a real physical book. The Author’s name is not real and I’m pretty sure it’s an anagram of something involving ‘penis,’ just looking at it, but I don’t feel like figuring that out. Someone else is welcome to.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 2 weeks ago:
Ask the people who made the Highlander TV series. They apparently unsheathed them out of their ass.
- Comment on They just don't write good fantasy like this anymore. 2 weeks ago:
I’m not seeing it.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 20 comments
- Comment on 2025 trailer be wild 2 weeks ago:
Was that before or after Bernie Goetz decided to murder people and then he got away with it? Because I’m not sure everyone felt safer after that.