Choosing pink is chaotic evil?

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• Zementid@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How does that work… spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?

  Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defectaion

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I reckon it works like a power word.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I imagine its like the Bene Gesserit in Dune where they give commands. except you can’t do anything but make people shit their pants.

      although that’s terrifying on its own and you could likely kill people by doing it too much.

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• Breve@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d just tweet “poop” at Muskrat and Donald 24/7

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    • Irelephant@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can do that rn if you wanted to.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  PowerRanger colors explained.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.

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• daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I will just make every single human on earth poop every day at exactly 14:56 UCT

  I wouldn’t say anything, and just enjoy seeing how people tries to figure out what’s going on.

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That would destroy most places sewage systems lol

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jeez. All you mean people.

  I’d take the pink pill and help people with intestinal blockages and stuff.

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  • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So it’s like having a Death Note but the only method of death is shitting themselves? I’m down.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do I want to commit murder? No.

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  • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s the best answer.

    spoiler

    I feel you’ve got a good personal reason behind it though. I haven’t seen anything from you about your health recently, so I hope you’re doing great, and that the move to the UK goes swell!

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      Very slow improvements on the health front and I hope so too, thank you!

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  • Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not both? Help the constipated AND make the world’s worst people shit themselves on live TV…

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m just saying, no one’s talking about how you could help people with this too.

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAqkKbwvD1U

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  • BitchPeas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Solid

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      meh, kinda

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Do what I tell you or I’ll give you nonstop diarrhea for the rest of your life.

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  • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do you have to have the person in line-of-sight? Is awareness of them enough? Do they need to hear you? Do they need to see you? The “on command” bit is what makes me think they need to be able to be given a command, so at the very least have a speaker nearby. It’s a great bluff though. Who, after all, would actually question it once you’ve made them go several times.

    The diarrhoea bit is an idea though. Can you make them poop in different ways? If you can make them have loose, watery stools could you also go the other direction and make them shit bricks? Take 100 men, make them shit bricks, and now you have an industry of adamantium-strength building material. Scale it up as business grows. The world would design around the piddling side effect that the hardest material in the universe is fecal matter. Masks with jasmine would become standard. People would wear skintight bodysuits that are easily removed and recycled in the intimate parts of their homes/offices that are made from non fecal material. Cleanliness would take over the world by necessity. You could be the start of a beautiful, shit-built world…

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      make them shit bricks

      Talk aboit having a shitty job.

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• Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  magenta be like “IM GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS”

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• SparrowHawk@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Imagine being surrounded by cops and just saying “get sharted!” And running away while the cops cry and moan in excremental pain

  The Sharter strike again

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• BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My Super-name would have to be Shitstorm

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• lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s only Chaotic if you use it carelessly, OP, rather than to build your Lawful Evil Empire of Poop.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Definitely pink, I would be the most powerful man on Earth.

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pink!

  Never have an unexpected poop by scheduling them!

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You could just drink water. Eat late. Drink coffee in the morning. Start smoking.

    Shit easy every morning.

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• MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pink is the only good one there, especially since I don’t need yellow

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Assuming I could force somebody to poop on command with little effort beyond sheer willpower, I would absolutely take it upon myself to dish out petty justice with that power.

  I see you being rude to people working in a service job? You get poopy pants.

  I see you playing music on your phone or otherwise being obnoxious on the bus or some other public space? You get poopy pants.

  Are you driving like an asshole? Following too closely? Cutting people off? Honking the moment the light turns green? Words can’t express the satisfaction I will feel in knowing that you’re now sitting in your car with the poopiest of pants my power could possibly muster.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay, but at all times there is a mass of constipated people surrounding you, lining up in a queue in front of your home, begging you to relieve them! And obvioysly many havent really thought about where to go about it if you help them…

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would immediately try to weaponize it. Spend a weekend making putin telepathically shit his brains out without pause should probably be enough to make him die from the sheer loss of matter and nutrients.

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    • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Death note but not cool

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    • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Putin, Musk, and Trump would wholly comprise my Shit List.

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s only chaotic evil if you use it as such.

  Could work as a televangelist for constipated people.

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  • lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Teledoctor*, unless you’re planning to only use it on people if they convert to your religion.

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    • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      May the spirit of the lord cleanse thy bowls. Hallelujah hallelujah!!!

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• NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  Gold made me think of this forgotten greentext.

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  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What? Where I live pissing directly into watter is like the oposite. As my roommate once said: “Didn’t your father taught you how to piss or what?”

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Iceman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You read the greentext. Your roommate probably just didn’t want to be horny anymore.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Real men piss the shitstains off the bowl without making a mess.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is there a range limit on magenta? Do they have to be in my presence, just able to hear my voice, actively be paying attention? These are important factors!

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  • TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let’s call it the Brown Note.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That means I could give trumpet violent diarrhea in middle of his inauguration? I like that.

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jokes on you, I’m aromantic!

  I choose the weed gummy

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Who tf is choosing anything but pink?!?

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re a beta pisser

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe I already piss so loud I don’t need it 😏

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  • boonhet@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean the weed gummy isn’t that bad

    But of the rest, pink is the only one that does anything fun. And it could technically be useful. If you need to distract someone during a heist, for an example.

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    • dabaldeagul@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeahh I already have the blue pill. I mean I’d like to try weed some time but with some friends too. And it’s not like it’s super expensive, so that’s always an option. Pissing loud is useless, and making shitheads get shit pants actually sounds fun, so that’s what I’d go with.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also you’d be immune to constipation.

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Green’ll do just fine, thanks

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But imagine all the weed gummies you could pilfer if you could threaten people at pink-pill-point.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • spechter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I hope you’re on your very own watch list :S

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Allow me to introduce my little friend: Transmetropolitan Bowl Disruptor

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What if I already have the blue pill power?

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• BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Pink and I would dedicate the rest of my life to making Elon Musk shit himself literally every time a camera is pointed at him.

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    just Elon? What about Nigel Farage? pls?

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Doing god’s work.

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    • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No gods or kings. Only poop.

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  • Alteon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah. I got the magenta one years ago. I’ve been making Trump drop a fucking load on camera for awhile now.

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    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can you male people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bobbity bibbity - your pants are now full of shittery

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Choose One?

  That question mark ❓ suggests the option I could take them all instead if I wanted…

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d take all but the blue one. Once my powers become known, my crush would love me! Together we’d run my campaign for mayor. I’d win on the promise that the browns will win the superbowl. Yes, I’m making a fecies joke about the BROWNS wining the SUPERBOWL.

    I just gotta make the other team shit their pants at the right times.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why would anyone choose anything but the fuschia one?

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If blue is not already the case (I would question how they became your crush) that seems like a good option. Otherwise pink is the only useful one.

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  • skygirl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’d take blue maybe, I could use a friend 🥲

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    • Kitathalla@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’ll all be your friend here. We just have to avoid all things that could potentially cause strife, because we are on the .world server, after all. No real discussions, no delving into topics that unnerve cowardly mods. Everything is surface level and calm, just like any casual… friendship… without feeling…

      You took the blue pill already, didn’t you?

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because you have the soul of a puppy and you can’t imagine harming another?

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Screw that! I wanna make boom boom in others pants!

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  • grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cast Power Word: “SHIT YOURSELF”

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