magenta be like “IM GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS”
Choosing pink is chaotic evil?
Submitted 5 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Caboose12000@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don’t know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.
lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today 5 months ago
It’s only Chaotic if you use it carelessly, OP, rather than to build your Lawful Evil Empire of Poop.
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The pink pill is so silly yet can be so useful.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?
Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?
Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.
Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The last 3 elections were the oldest ever
AEGIS2317@feddit.org 5 months ago
“I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.”
MTK@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Pink!
Never have an unexpected poop by scheduling them!
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You could just drink water. Eat late. Drink coffee in the morning.
Start smoking.Shit easy every morning.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
Green’ll do just fine, thanks
MadBob@feddit.nl 5 months ago
But imagine all the weed gummies you could pilfer if you could threaten people at pink-pill-point.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Even if its nearby… I’d visit every trump rally out there.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Pink is the only good one there, especially since I don’t need yellow
Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Is there a range limit on magenta? Do they have to be in my presence, just able to hear my voice, actively be paying attention? These are important factors!
TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let’s call it the Brown Note.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
That means I could give trumpet violent diarrhea in middle of his inauguration? I like that.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Bobbity bibbity - your pants are now full of shittery
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.
I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.
I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage.
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn’t ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Man crush on Keanu or Cavill and have them be your friend. That could be great.
You’d have to choose your celebrity crush with care.
Manzas@lemdro.id 5 months ago
Pink one definetely, the green, yellow and especially blue are useless.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I have IBS and I do wish it on my worst enemies. Gimme that pink pill.
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Pink please…
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
blue, so I would finally have a friend
naught101@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why is this so funny? It’s fucking stupid 😂
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’d take yellow because nothing would change
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So take green then maybe?
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Nah, I don’t like weed or any of the other options
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I’m gonna be the world’s loudest pisser!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Only if you’re a people.
Resol@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
madjo@feddit.nl 5 months ago
I must have taken that blue pill at some point.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 months ago
PowerRanger colors explained.
tetris11@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 5 months ago
What if I already have the blue pill power?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Silly me! That is convenient. Btw I’m torn between “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” pill and “Forcing people to poop on command” pill, though I’ll probably choose “Forcing people to poop on command” pill because it is sillier than “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” which fits silly ol’ me
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 5 months ago
yay weed and friendship my two favorite things
Zementid@feddit.nl 5 months ago
How does that work… spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?
Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defectaion
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 5 months ago
I reckon it works like a power word.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I imagine its like the Bene Gesserit in Dune where they give commands. except you can’t do anything but make people shit their pants.
although that’s terrifying on its own and you could likely kill people by doing it too much.