Choosing pink is chaotic evil?

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is the poop something that has to be done in-person?

  Does it have to be assigned to an individual, or can you decide that everybody who uses the word ‘rizz’ regularly will now poop?

  Or is it like Death Note where you have to have a specific person in mind? I would totally be down to be the Kira of pants-shitting. I’d be the God of a stinky new world.

  Problem is that in the US I’m fairly certain our leaders are already forced to wear diapers. The President who was elected 32 years ago is younger than the President who was elected 2 months ago.

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  • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    To be fair, the president elected two months ago is the oldest asshole to have ever won the office.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The last 3 elections were the oldest ever

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If take the purple pill, can I do that to anyone anywhere on Earth? Or just people nearby? Anywhere on earth, the purple. Just nearby, toss up between purple and a weed gummy. Do I know the strength of the weed gummy?

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Even if its nearby… I’d visit every trump rally out there.

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have a debilitatingly shy bladder in public washrooms, and I don’t know if pissing loud as fuck would be boon or a curse.

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• daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I will just make every single human on earth poop every day at exactly 14:56 UCT

  I wouldn’t say anything, and just enjoy seeing how people tries to figure out what’s going on.

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  • filcuk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That would destroy most places sewage systems lol

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• Zementid@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How does that work… spoken command? Is there a cool down on you/the victim? Can it be recorded/broadcasted? Does it has to be consciously be heard and understood or is it like the brown Note from Southpark?

  Based on this, that power varies from nice/annoying trick to weapon of mass defectaion

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  • nichtburningturtle@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I reckon it works like a power word.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I imagine its like the Bene Gesserit in Dune where they give commands. except you can’t do anything but make people shit their pants.

      although that’s terrifying on its own and you could likely kill people by doing it too much.

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• Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  magenta be like “IM GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS”

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• AEGIS2317@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, But nothin’ compares to these blue and yellow purple pills.”

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve got a shy bladder, a wife, and plenty of weed gummys.

  I’ll take the purple pill. Took forever to potty train my youngest and that seems like a useful skill.

  I’d probably use it whenever I get road rage.

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• isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  blue, so I would finally have a friend

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• lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s only Chaotic if you use it carelessly, OP, rather than to build your Lawful Evil Empire of Poop.

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• ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn’t ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Man crush on Keanu or Cavill and have them be your friend. That could be great.

    You’d have to choose your celebrity crush with care.

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• MTK@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pink!

  Never have an unexpected poop by scheduling them!

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You could just drink water. Eat late. Drink coffee in the morning. Start smoking.

    Shit easy every morning.

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• synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Green’ll do just fine, thanks

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But imagine all the weed gummies you could pilfer if you could threaten people at pink-pill-point.

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• naught101@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why is this so funny? It’s fucking stupid 😂

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.

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  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only if you’re a people.

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• Manzas@lemdro.id ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pink one definetely, the green, yellow and especially blue are useless.

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• TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have IBS and I do wish it on my worst enemies. Gimme that pink pill.

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• PixellatedDave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pink please…

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• volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d take yellow because nothing would change

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So take green then maybe?

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    • volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, I don’t like weed or any of the other options

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• MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pink is the only good one there, especially since I don’t need yellow

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• Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is there a range limit on magenta? Do they have to be in my presence, just able to hear my voice, actively be paying attention? These are important factors!

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  • TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It functions the same way as the Death Note. Let’s call it the Brown Note.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That means I could give trumpet violent diarrhea in middle of his inauguration? I like that.

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pink would come in clutch if you’re a doctor on a surgical ward.

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• Resol@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.

  No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.

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• BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bobbity bibbity - your pants are now full of shittery

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• xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is among the shittiest color combinations for colorblind. I only see two colors of pills: something magenta-ish and something yellow-ish

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  • beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think that’s why they have words along with them? 🤪 (sorry)

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Silly me! That is convenient. Btw I’m torn between “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” pill and “Forcing people to poop on command” pill, though I’ll probably choose “Forcing people to poop on command” pill because it is sillier than “Make your crush like you but only as a friend” which fits silly ol’ me

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gonna be the world’s loudest pisser!

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I must have taken that blue pill at some point.

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• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  PowerRanger colors explained.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What if I already have the blue pill power?

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• theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  yay weed and friendship my two favorite things

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