Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 20 hours ago:
…is this like how the BIG MAC is actually an accurate representation of inflation? Is the NBA draft an accurate representation of decades?
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 20 hours ago:
There’s way more DIY going on in the 2020s I feel.
Yeah, because nobody can afford to have quality craftsmanship these last 3 decades. So now people are like “FINE! I’LL DO IT MYSELF!”
- Comment on How come decades in the 1900s look fairly well differentiated but from like 2004 on feels like a giant run on? 20 hours ago:
The 20s this century suck!
- Comment on Unsealed Court Documents Show Teen Addiction Was Big Tech's "Top Priority" 22 hours ago:
This explains so much! So THAT’S why I masturbate! I was addicted as a teenager, and I guess I’m going to be addicted for life.
- Comment on Unsealed Court Documents Show Teen Addiction Was Big Tech's "Top Priority" 22 hours ago:
I mean…it worked in WWII.
See, there was this guy named Hitler, who wanted to take over the world, and kill the Jews.
Then two jewish teens from Cleveland created Superman.
So Superman goes off, fights the nazis, and was on his way to Hitler’s house, to give him a lecture about why killing is bad, but Hitler heard Superman was coming. So he killed himself before Superman got there.
True story.
- Comment on 22 hours ago:
So that middle management can justify their existence!
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 day ago:
What if I have no arms or legs?
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 day ago:
No no no. First you do the walk like an egyptian dance. Then flash your hazzards. Then play peekaboo.
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 day ago:
Mantis starts beating off with a purple dildo
Me: “…the fuck is he doing?”
- Comment on How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving? 1 day ago:
Instructions unclear. Ended up doing the wave (like you see at baseball stadiums) alone in a car.
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 2 days ago:
Uhhhhh, that just means you’re a terrible businessman, who ran a long standing major chain into the ground.
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 2 days ago:
American here. Why is Churchill burning in hell? He lead your country through WWII and D-Day.
…wait. Are you a nazi supporter?
- Comment on Too far, man 2 days ago:
When has Batman ever left his own symbol? It’s used by others to summon him.
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 2 days ago:
TBH, cheese sandwich is delicious. Never tried with onion tho
- Comment on Too far, man 2 days ago:
This wasn’t Canadians! Stop telling lies! It was clearly The Joker. Look, he’s even painted the bat-symbol right there! He’s trying to taunt Batman!
- Comment on ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac 2 days ago:
Kind of. As long as you understand that people like me exist.
I ordered a big mac from McDonalds one time. I got a chicken sandwich instead.
I was sitting inside. I could easily have went back to the counter and said something.
Instead, I just went with it. Guess I’m having a chicken sandwich today!
Now, that being said, I also don’t use AI. So, I would have never noticed it being down. But hypothetically, if I tried to use AI, and it didn’t work, I’d just do something else instead.
So it won’t be the number of complaints = the number of users affected. But it does give you somewhat of a scale.
- Comment on ChatGPT is down for many users in major OpenAI outage - 9to5Mac 2 days ago:
I’ve never seen this in motion…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Tamara left you to find someone who IS anti-AI.
- Comment on Games that have now or will be turned 40, 30, 20 and 10 years old as of 2026 3 days ago:
You’re pretty young. Enjoy it. Soon you’ll get one grey hair, and then another. And another. Soon you’ll have back problems, and be regularly aware that you need to eat more fiber.
- Comment on Games that have now or will be turned 40, 30, 20 and 10 years old as of 2026 3 days ago:
STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD, SIR!
- Comment on Long live the king 3 days ago:
I always thought there should have been a sitcom called “Hi my name is James Earl Jones”.
It stars James Earl Jones as a megawealthy celebrity who goes around poor towns and tries to use his celebrity status to help the local poor population. Never realizing that people don’t recognize his face, and they’re only nice to him because they’re nice and welcoming of everybody. In reality his celebrity status has no bearing, because they don’t know who he is. They just know him as big tall black guy named James.
I’d watch that show.
- Comment on Turning Gaming Handhelds into Digital Audio Players: An Interview with Riley 3 days ago:
Out of all the artists/bands, your image has Tessa Violet. Which is insane to me, because I can remember watching her like 15 years ago on a show called =3 with Ray William Johnson. Which was essentially a comedy show that brought you 3 viral videos, and then RWJ would try to be funny over them. Nobody watched =3 for RWJ, and nobody watched Americas Funniest Home Videos for Bob Sagat. We watched both shows for the same reason. To watch idiots get hit in the nuts.
Then one episode, a 15 year old Tessa Violet, then known as Meekakitty, shows up and starts the episode by saying “Betcha didn’t think you’d see ME here!”
And I’m like “BITCH I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!”
But then RWJ tried making music, and she was in his videos. Then she started making music. And I never heard from either of them again because both of their music is terrible.
Tessa is like accoustic guitars, and whiney crying lyrics. And RWJ, despite being close to 25 at the time wrote novelty comedy songs all based around the idea of having sex with your mom. As if written for an exclusively 14 year old boy audience.
Now I see this, and I’m like “eh? She’s STILL making music???”
- Comment on Reddit is now promoting ads for fascist paramilitary invaders 3 days ago:
I thought Hulk Hogan was dead…
- Comment on Reddit is now promoting ads for fascist paramilitary invaders 3 days ago:
Ok…hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don’t do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we’re trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
“Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!”
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
“YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!”
“NO YOU DIDN’T!!! HE’S GETTING AWAY!!!”
“DON’T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M ICE!!!”
“We’re all ICE…and he got away!”
“Is that good?”
“NO THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”
“Did he win the race?”
“What race???”
“Uhhhhh…Formula 1?”
“What?”
“Vroom vroom!!!”
“What is wrong with you???”
“My father used to punish me severely.”
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here’s the main thing…we DON’T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
- Comment on Final Fantasy III, IV, VIII and IX are now available on GOG 3 days ago:
Wouldn’t the originals just be either NES or SNES roms? If you want those, they’ve been available for decades on various websites.
- Comment on pride flag rule 3 days ago:
Gay flag =
- Comment on pride flag rule 3 days ago:
I mean…cis hetro white guy here. Pretty sure everyone on earth has PTSD from general daily life.
At work, or in public people will greet each other by saying “hey, hows it going”. The expected reply is “good”. I’ve taken to cheerily replying like this:
“Hey, hows it going?”
“Everyday is a new horror of unspeakable atrocities!”
And so far everybody just laughs and nods their heads and says “yeah…yeah…”
I don’t think anybody anywhere is ok. I’m 42, and never have felt happyness in my life, and have been thinking about it a lot these past few years. With all that reflection, I’ve come to the conclusion that I never have had, and never will have happyness. All of this is by design.
The rich aren’t happy because they try to create happyness through wealth, but once you pass a certain point of wealth, more money has zero impact on your daily life.
The middle class isn’t happy because their existence is being wiped out. Some go from middle class to wealthy. Most go from middle class to poor.
The poor aren’t happy because they’re being phased out of buying basic living needs and health services.
And the homeless are more often than not riddled with so many mental health issues that they often don’t have a grasp on what is even happening around them.
We’re all being pushed down by the wealthy, who are chasing their happyness through means that will never make them happy.
Only 40-50 more years of living in misery…
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 4 days ago:
6,000 posts? I’ve never seen you once…
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Ok. They’ll just refuse to play wherever else trump holds an event.
- Comment on If every accusation is a confession, the “woke mind virus” panic was a clear-cut admission of an existing opposite-ideology virus that's making many people very mentally ill 4 days ago:
Should I feel blessed in my ignorance that I’ve never heard of TDS?