Lost_My_Mind
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- Comment on GTA Vice City Nextgen Edition Drops As a Standalone Package In Response To Take-Two's "Cruel" Move 4 days ago:
Download where?
- Comment on Sid Meier's Civilization VII is Steam Deck Verified with the Linux version ahead of release on February 11 3 weeks ago:
I keep hearing people say this, but I keep not seeing their source.
- Comment on Reason for Walmart online product reviews frequently being service related? 3 weeks ago:
Tell them to move to Cleveland. We have one of the best public transportation systems in the country.
The downside is, it’s still technically Ohio. But you’re coming from Texas anyways. So it’s not like you have a high horse to stand on anyways. If anything going from Texas to Ohio is like going from the 2nd worst state to like the 8th worst state.
Sooooook, slight upgrade.
- Comment on what exercises work for you to avoid back pain? 3 weeks ago:
This is my own personal experience. I am not a medical doctor. I hold no degrees. However, I’m confident that I know what I’m talking about here.
Get yourself a short fat girl. Like 5’3, but 220lbs.
I hurt my back in 2011. I was walking bent over for like 2 months. I was also dating a fat girl at the time.
I had her give me a massage, but it didn’t do anything. I was like “it needs to be HARDER!!!”
Somehow we got to the point where she was walking on my back. I felt like I was being squished in the best possible way. When she was done, I was able to walk upright. Still in pain, but not so much pain that I was forced to be hunched over.
We did this every day for a week. Suddenly my back was fine. Then we kept doing it because it just feels good.
So yeah. That’s my back pain relief advice. Get a fat girl.
- Comment on Reason for Walmart online product reviews frequently being service related? 3 weeks ago:
…what? What are you shopping for thats not in stock?
- Comment on Could you imagine a Nintendo title being advertised like this today? (Conker's Bad Fur Day, 2001) 3 weeks ago:
Ok, you had me for the first half…but then that last line threw me.
Bring on the sea people? What do mermaids have to do with this?
- Comment on Reason for Walmart online product reviews frequently being service related? 3 weeks ago:
People are stupid. People shopping at, and working at walmart are usually EXTRA stupid.
I mean, why work a job that barely pays you peanuts, but also treats you like shit? Yet Walmart is the nations largest employer.
Then you go into their store, and get treated like shit for existing. And the prices aren’t that much lower than Target. Which in my city is literally right across the street.
Now your city may not be literally right across the street, but in most markets the Target is usually still fairly close. Close enough that if you were going to go to walmart, you may as well have just gone to Target instead.
There’s a reason PeopleOfWalmart was a thing. Or how Superstore/Cloud 9 was CLEARLY based on Walmart.
It’s a shit store, with shit employees, and slightly lower prices. The whole experience no matter what perspective you’re coming from is built to enshitify YOUR experience at the cost of saving Walmart money. Tiny amounts of money.
So I assume people use the review section as their only source of an outlet to rage.
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- Comment on Could you imagine a Nintendo title being advertised like this today? (Conker's Bad Fur Day, 2001) 3 weeks ago:
I know this may come as a shock to you, so please sit down before you read this, but adults do infact buy and use Nintendo consoles.
He said, as he tries talking down to a 41 year old, old enough to remember playing an NES in the 80s.
And then follows up with this gem:
I haven’t used a Switch since about 2018.
You can’t make this shit up. Or, well, I guess I personally can’t make this shit up. I’m not creative enough to create this level of self satire.
- Comment on Austin Powers was made approximately as long ago as Austin spent frozen. 3 weeks ago:
Depending on when he would hzve been frozen in 1997, Princess Diana may have still been alive.
- Comment on Dana White, John Elkann and Charlie Songhurst to Join Meta Board of Directors | Meta 3 weeks ago:
Dana White? The UFC guy?
- Comment on Could you imagine a Nintendo title being advertised like this today? (Conker's Bad Fur Day, 2001) 3 weeks ago:
flips a table
- Comment on What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game? 3 weeks ago:
…well. What happened???
- Comment on What's the greatest joy you have gotten from a video game? 3 weeks ago:
I mean…you just described large portions of 1997 and 1998. On the weekend.
Some houses had a rule. No oddjob. I had a different rule. You’re oddjob. It was no fun if it was an even fight. I needed a handicap to make it harder.
- Comment on Could you imagine a Nintendo title being advertised like this today? (Conker's Bad Fur Day, 2001) 3 weeks ago:
I was scrolling through the eshop deals page and found a game that was called “Real Hentai”
Now I have a tendancy to misread things, and misunderstand reality. So I read the title again.
Real Hentai.
Ok, I’m clearly not getting context here. What’s the app icon? Ok, it’s half naked hentai girls looking real thirsty.
Ok. I HAVE TO BE missing something here. I must be missing context.
Google search.
“Charming girls in Real Hentai are waiting for your touch. Immerse yourself in a world of high-quality images, where charming girls are waiting for you, demonstrating their seductive forms in the most intriguing poses! The game is created with an emphasis on visual details, conveying the feeling of assembling a real puzzle. As the difficulty increases, the images become more and more piquant. Relax and enjoy every moment of assembling the puzzle.”
Ok, no. I read that right. I understood it right. This game IS called Real Hentai, and it’s exactly what it sounds like. On a Nintendo system. Sometimes my brain refuses to believe things that are obviously NOT true. I call it my bullshit filter.
It’s just this time my brain flagged this as a false positive. That is to say my bullshit filter said “No. Something isn’t right here. Nintendo wouldn’t allow a hentai game on their eshop. Are you reading it wrong? I bet you’re reading it wrong.”
And my bullshit meter was REAL persistant that this was obviously fake. I mean, it’s a reasonable thought process, right? The same company that censored final fantasy on the nes, and also changed tapper to root beer tapper, and censored the hell out of their own games.
They want to be family friendly. They wouldn’t let porn on their system. It made sense for me to think that.
Nintendo let porn on their eshop. I didn’t bother checking the esrb rating. I assume M, or maybe even AO. Because I swear. If this thing is rated T, my bullshit filter won’t have a functioning barameter to know what’s real and what’s bullshit.
How do you filter out the bullshit, when the real world is a living breathing onion article come to life??? Even The Onion wouldn’t accuse NINTENDO of peddling smut! The satire has to at least be BELIEVABLE!!!
- Comment on 2024: The Year of the Billionaire 3 weeks ago:
Luigi! We need you!
- Comment on Chicago Transit Authority deactivates X social media accounts 3 weeks ago:
“Asshole resistant” sounds like marketing terms used to advertise a dildo to a community that enjoys consentual non-consent.
Like they want a dildo that doesn’t go into assholes easily.
- Comment on What's the deal with male loneliness? 4 weeks ago:
Social media changed dating, and made it ok for both women and men to treat eachother as commodities, resources, status symbols.
I stopped reading right here. Men and women have ALWAYS treated each other as commodities. Since…always. Hell, you can go back to the early 1900s before women were allowed to vote, and your wife was LITERALLY considered your property. Some cities like Kansas City even allowed you to legally beat your wife, because again, she was your property.
Or you can go back even farther than that. You can go to the 1400s in England, and mothers would willingly hand over their sons to the king. Sons as young as 9 years old. And the reason was so that the king could have casual sex with your children. And this was not only accepted, but encouraged socially back then. Mothers would brag to other people in their social circles that the king chose THEIR son to fuck in the butt at 9 years old. That was like a status symbol for your family to have your kids chosen for the king’s personal sexual purposes.
So yeah, social media had nothing to do with people treating other people like objects. That shits been going on probably longer than the concept of literacy and the written word.
When it comes to dating, most men date for looks, most women date for status/wealth. And then people wonder why so many relationships fall apart. It’s because SO many people are just looking for the blonde girl with the biggest tits, or the doctor with the biggest paycheck.
Well looks can fade, and wealth can disappear. If you marry a girl for her looks in your 20s, you’ll be bitter in your 60s. And if you marry a guy for his bank account, you’ll still be stuck with him if he gets a prenup, or goes bankrupt.
Don’t date someone for what they bring to the table. Date someone for who they are as a person. Because an average looking girl who’s amazing to hang out with will still be amazing to hang out with then they’re old. And a blue collar working man may not be rich, but he’ll still give you the shirt off his back to prevent seeing you be unhappy. Even when you’re old.
All these relationships I see today are just people looking to use other people, until you see the rare ones that you realize “Yeah! They’re going to last together.” Meanwhile Britney Bangs-a-lot is on her 7th marriage.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 4 weeks ago:
It really goes to show what kind of times we’re living in when Steve Jobbs is the limbo bar to measure good ethics that everyone today is clearing under.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 4 weeks ago:
Why would Tim Cook be assosiated with Apple in trumps mind?
Apple is owned by Tim Apple.
Kind of strange that this line cook is able to afford a small 1 million dollar loan…what? You think trump knows that a loan is different than a donation? You think he knows you’re supposed to pay back loans?
- Comment on Why is it that clasped hands tends to be the norm for praying? 🙏 4 weeks ago:
Here’s the thing I never understood. Your parents die. You’re at the funeral and everybody says “I bet they’re looking down from heaven at you, right now.”
So you’re telling me your parents die, they get up to heaven, somehow get notice about when their own funeral is despite not even being on the same planet, have the ability to watch from across the galaxy at any given time…and they choose to watch a bunch of depressed people in black suits cry over a box that contains their own corpse? And what about your grandparents? Were they watching over your parents before they died? What are they doing now? Is heaven so boring that it’s inhabitants just spend eternity watching various generations of families? And what happens if you never have kids? What do they do when you die? Do they watch someone else? Do they watch while you’re pooping? Do your dead ancestors watch you have sex, and know your kinks?
Yeah, religion starts falling apart real quick when you begin questioning things.
- Comment on Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' 4 weeks ago:
Nope. All their egos wouldn’t allow them to believe that anybody would ever do anything to THEM.
- Comment on Billionaire Larry Ellison says a vast AI-fueled surveillance system can ensure 'citizens will be on their best behavior' 4 weeks ago:
Come on…don’t be so dramatic.
…we never got to see Brian Thompson’s skeliton. We just saw him fall down.
- Comment on Almost the entire US South is now being blocked by Pornhub 4 weeks ago:
Nooooooooooope
- Comment on Samsung is the next company to try to popularize 3D displays (again) 4 weeks ago:
I like 3D. I wish 3D would catch on, and technologies would advance. I’d LOVE to watch sports, on a 90 inch projection screen, in native 3D.
But 3D seems to be the “fetch” of the tech world. It’s just not going to be a thing.
- Comment on FCC’s Net Neutrality Rules Struck Down by Federal Appeals Court 4 weeks ago:
…is it?
- Comment on FCC’s Net Neutrality Rules Struck Down by Federal Appeals Court 4 weeks ago:
Ppppssshhhhhhh!!! That’s not gonna happen!
- Comment on Announcing FediMeteo – Weather in the Fediverse! 4 weeks ago:
Hold on, let me check the weather.
Huh…
What? What’s it say?
It says it’s going to be a high of 66, a low of 38, and cloudy with a chance of Linux in the air. That can’t right…
No, that sounds right. It’s been Linuxing all week.
What…
- Comment on If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? 4 weeks ago:
Whoa whoa whoa whoa…whenever I talk about how humans are the weirdest species thats ever existed, I always include this line:
“Like, you don’t see bears out in the wild, hunting down live mice, which are then kept alive and used for the sole purpose of the bear shoving the live mouse up it’s own butthole for sexual gratification. Bears don’t do that. No animal does that. Only humans have been known to shove a mouse up its own ass just to feel it scurry around inside them.”
That line usually gets equal amounts of cringe and laughter. But it proves my point about how weird humans are.
And now you’re like “uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh…hey, let’s use a raccoon!”
- Comment on If it would solve world hunger, what would be the largest item you could fit in your ass? 4 weeks ago:
Well now hold on. I have some questions before I commit.
What part of this action is solving world hunger?
Because it seems to me this feels like one of those fine print situations. You stick a bunch of giant painful humiliating shit in your ass, and a bunch of wealthy elite assholes laugh at your suffering. The next day you read that people are still starving in other countries.
So you go and try to find out what the fuck is going on. That’s when you find out that the contract was only good for making sure that enough food for everyone on earth is PRODUCED. And it is. It always has been. Nothing in the contract states anything about that food then being evenly distributed.
In essense, we’ve always made enough food, and then throw the bulk away. This whole big thing up your butthole contest was just a scheme by the the elite to laugh at plebs sticking bowling balls up their asses, and ripping their anus open. That’s their version of comedy central.