Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Switch 2 Tutorial Game Welcome Tour Costs $10, Nintendo Explains Why It's Not a Free Console Pack-In - IGN 8 hours ago:
I remember buying breath of the wild, and sniperclips on day 1.
- Comment on Does anyone have ideas for cable management here? 11 hours ago:
The whole room is black. How would blue help?
- Comment on Framework temporarily pausing some laptop sales in the US due to tariffs 12 hours ago:
A big problem with Trump’s tariffs isn’t that they exist
Haven’t even finished reading your first sentence before I HARD disagree with you.
- Comment on Switch 2 Tutorial Game Welcome Tour Costs $10, Nintendo Explains Why It's Not a Free Console Pack-In - IGN 12 hours ago:
May I introduce you to their last launch day tech demo… 1-2 Switch?
Yeah. You forgot about $60 launch day tech demo 1-2 Switch, didn’t you?
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 13 hours ago:
That just means no one will ever take you out of your packaging and play with you.
- Comment on Middle-Aged Man Trading Cards Go Viral in Rural Japan Town 13 hours ago:
Holy shit…you know what this means, right? It means Obama and Bush TOTALLY fucked!
And based on how old he is, it was probably sometime in the 60s…which I assume would make both Obama and Bush children at the time…
…ok, I don’t like my brain now.
- Comment on Nintendo president responds to Switch 2 price increase fears amid Trump tariff fallout 16 hours ago:
Until MY pay goes up, that just means everything is more expensive, and I won’t be buying new things.
- Comment on Exclusive: Google says all upcoming Google TV remotes will have a 'Free TV' button 17 hours ago:
You underestimate my ability to not pay attention when I get
A BIRD!!! LOOK!!! A BIRD IS OUTSIDE ON THE TREE BRANCH!!!
…what we talking about?
- Comment on [deleted] 17 hours ago:
Black market baby trade. Try to keep up.
ONE DOLLA!!! I BID ONE DOLLA FOR THE BABY IN BLUE! HIGH BID IS ONE DOLLA!!! DO WE HAVE ANY OTHER OPENING BIDS?
- Comment on Microsoft fires employee protestor who called AI boss a ‘war profiteer’ 18 hours ago:
Ah, ok. I mean, it doesn’t even make sense, right? Could you image??? So I’ll just pass this info along to whomever it was that was so stupid they thought that was possible…what an idiot!
goes off to find a mirror
- Comment on Microsoft fires employee protestor who called AI boss a ‘war profiteer’ 18 hours ago:
Ah, ok. That makes more sense.
- Comment on Microsoft fires employee protestor who called AI boss a ‘war profiteer’ 19 hours ago:
???
I’ve never had an xbox before, so pardon my ignorance. But you can install linux OS’s on xbox?
- Comment on Nintendo president responds to Switch 2 price increase fears amid Trump tariff fallout 19 hours ago:
I wasn’t even going to pay $449, let alone $600. I figured it would have been somewhere between $300-400, with 400 being on the high end of reasonable.
$449 I would have waited a bit. But $600??? I get it’s because of tarrifs, but that’s really going to hurt the systems long term sales numbers the same way covid hurt PS5’s lifetime sales numbers.
- Comment on Physical Nintendo Switch 2 Edition games are reportedly Switch 1 carts with codes in the box 19 hours ago:
What? Like you don’t even have a few dozen 100 gizgabyte sd cards lying around! An sd card size so massive and expensive that I had to make up the new size “gizgabyte”. It’s bigger then terabyte.
Also a 100 gizgabyte sd card will hold exactly 1 copy of “New Super Mario 64 rerelease edition XL”
Now comes with Luigi DLC. When Luigi reaches bowser, he just shoots him with a gun, and goes to McDonalds despite being anti corporate interest.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 day ago:
I’ve never heard of any of them besides the naked gun movies.
So probably.
- Comment on Which actor did not have a single bad film? 1 day ago:
I was going to say “OJ Simpson”, knowing he was in The Naked Gun. I figured he got the part because of his notority as a football player, and figured it was his only film.
Turns out he’s been acting since at least the mid 70s. He’s been in lile 15 movies. Which is kind of weird, knowing what he did later.
So, I guess I can’t say O.J Simpson…
- Comment on You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when searching for "Lemmy" returns more results for the forum than for the Motorhead guy. 1 day ago:
Now I want to see Motorhead cover Thriller.
- Comment on You'll know Lemmy has really caught on when searching for "Lemmy" returns more results for the forum than for the Motorhead guy. 1 day ago:
Yo dawg, I heard you liked Lemmy in your Lemmy…
- Comment on Switch 2 preorders delayed over Trump tariff uncertainty 2 days ago:
As opposed to millenials, gen X and boomers who voted for trump? Why do they get a free pass?
- Comment on 6* months away now. If you're on 10, do you plan to upgrade? Make the jump to Linux? 2 days ago:
Didn’t work for Steve Jobs.
- Comment on EU may “make an example of X” by issuing $1 billion fine to Musk’s social network 3 days ago:
rubbing nipples
Oh, gosh! That sounds SO bad! Go on, tell us in explicit detail all the drastic measures that X would face. Tell us all the pain they would endure! Spare no detail.
rubs balls
Yeah…yeah almost there…
- Comment on EU may “make an example of X” by issuing $1 billion fine to Musk’s social network 3 days ago:
Oh noooooo 1 billion dollars…such a heavy fine…
Make it 60 billion.
- Comment on Google Is Helping the Trump Administration Deploy AI Along the Mexican Border 4 days ago:
Yes, exactly.
- Comment on The NGage Has A New Boxed Game For The First Time In 20 Years 6 days ago:
This was said and true even even at the time. N-Gage did SO MUCH ahead of it’s time that it had a true chance to be a sale record giant to compete with the GBA (nintendos current handheld at the time).
It has so many quirks, and things that innovate that it feels like a nintendo product honestly. That is up until they miss the mark SO HARD with stuff.
First off, it has this really bizzare screen aspect ratio. It’d be great for arcade emulators…if it could run them. I assume any game post 1992 or so in arcades would be too hard to emulate on this. As a result, I never saw any arcade emulators on here.
Then there’s the issue you describe. Card reader UNDER the battery. No idea why they did this. Zero sense.
Then there’s the taco talkin. I have no idea who thought this up.
There’s no L or R triggers. They have a 12 button dialpad that they double as buttons, which works surprisingly well…but no triggers. So 1 and 3 are your default triggers, and it feels SO weird.
The fact that this was made by Nokia shows. It had amazing build quality. Phone OS for the time was top of the line. But it just has so much head scratching baffling moments that makes it very clear that this is designed by a phone company. Not a video game company.
- Comment on James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis 6 days ago:
Can’t tell if Charley Kelly, or the lucky charms leprechan.
- Comment on If Artificial Lifeforms gain sentience, would they be in the right to kill their creators in order to gain freedom? 6 days ago:
Because you hit me.
- Comment on It's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad. 6 days ago:
So what you’re saying is we should be on the lookout for men who don’t have the right or authority to do things, but try to force their way in anyway. Those are the guys who want to be ultimate unquestioned dictator.
Like…maybe we should grab these guys, and throw them out of any meaningful positions of power. And if they’re criminals, we should throw them in jail. When you’re a criminal they let you do it. So we should just grab them by the balls, and lock them up!
…I really wanted to include a reference to hunter bidens laptop, but couldn’t make it work in that joke.
- Comment on If Artificial Lifeforms gain sentience, would they be in the right to kill their creators in order to gain freedom? 6 days ago:
Depends how hard I hit you.
- Comment on James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis 6 days ago:
When I was drinking, my favorite martini was Bacardi 151. They don’t make it anymore, because the 151 is the proof. Meaning it’s 75.5% alcohol by volume.
What people were doing was taking the 151, pouring it in a glass, setting it on fire, and then drinking it while it was still on fire.
Well, it’s liquid. It spills easily, even little droplets. And it’s on fire. So these drunk people in their early 20s were setting themselves on fire. The drink would spill onto their shirt, and now their shirt is on fire.
On top of that, the fact that it was so strong was something young people weren’t expecting at the time.
So they’d drink it, with the same expectency of it being like jack danials, or skyy vodka. It’s a little less than twice as strong as those. And it burns like fire going down. Even without literal fire. And then after a few drinks of that they don’t have a nice buzz like they thought. They have a full on blackout drunk where they aren’t in control of themselves AT ALL.
That was my cocktail of choice 20+ years ago. Just a glass, pour in the 151, and that’s the drink. Your “chaser” is that you lick a pussy riiiiiight after. I’ve been told it’s a weird sensation. Like a warming and tingle on the clit, as it’s being licked.
- Comment on James Bond is responsible for many wasted vodka martinis 6 days ago:
Never try boxed wine.
When I was 21, my job had someone lose an entire massive jug of wine in a box. It sat in lost and found for a month before I just took it.
Second worst thing that has ever been in my mouth. I invited people over to try it. If they liked it, they could have it. I figured “I’m not a wine guy, but it’s free booze.”
I couldn’t take more than a sip. Nobody could.
We had to throw the damn thing away.