Lost_My_Mind
@Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
- Comment on Mississippi's age assurance law puts decentralized social networks to the test 2 days ago:
Psssshhhh!!! Get outta here with that solid logic, and critical thinking! We don’t use reasoning in this country! We just cry and scream until everybody ELSE caves to the demands!
- Comment on MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs 2 days ago:
Holy shit. I’m bad at telling if AI is obvious sometimes. Is this real? It has swastikas (obviously) but it also has the american flag.
Is this 1930s? Or 2020s?
God. The fact I even have to ask is in itself a reflection of where we are as a society I guess.
- Comment on The Browser Wasn’t Enough, Google Wants To Control All Your Software 2 days ago:
They kill you!
- Comment on MAGA Puts Wikipedia in Its Crosshairs 2 days ago:
Quick question, honest question…
At what point are the right happy?
Because the left will be happy when everybody has equal rights, and a high standard of living for everyone.
So, if that’s the lefts benchmark of a great society, what’s the right fighting towards? Money? Power? Control?
Then what?
When is America “great again”?
Because they’ve been pushing that slogan since the 80s. What’s the endgame here?
Because from where I’m sitting, there is no endgame. Nothing will ever make them happy. Nothing will ever be good enough. So what the fuck is the point?
- Comment on how good are you at lying during job interviews? 2 days ago:
Look man. I don’t know what to tell you. I was the president of the USA from 2032-2040. I’m also a time traveler here to warn you about this crazy pandemic that happens in 2020. Look, it won’t make sense until it happens. Everybody is going to wear masks, there’s murder hornets that turn out to be no big deal, there’s a shortage of toilet paper. It’s a whole thing that shuts down the whole planet. Point is, people thought after 3 years it was over. Turns out, it makes people go batshit insane. They elect a guy who before campaign season even starts is already convicted 34 times, but never sent to prison. He turns out to be a legit fascist and a throwback to nazism in the 1930s. And people just accept this because their brains are rotted.
Point is, I’m here from the future. Sooooooo, can I have like $500,000?
What?
Oh, shit. Thats right. The second great depression hasn’t happened yet.
Can I have $5.00?
- Comment on What age gap is too big of an age gap if someone's in their early 30's? 3 days ago:
I’m 100 years old! Gonna get me a niiiiiiice 19 year old!
What? I don’t give a shit about your little dating rules. I’m 100! I’m gonna get my dick wet using money that won’t be usable in 2 years!
Now then. Who wants to feed me 30 viagra, and get anally pounded for $20,000? Lets get real weird with it!
- Comment on Google will block sideloading of unverified Android apps starting next year 4 days ago:
Thats not how most people work.
Just because there’s a problem, doesn’t mean people seek a solution.
Thats why the majority of people in this country. They can each admit there is a problem. But they do nothing about it. Most don’t even try to diet or exercise.
And you want them to switch to an unfinished linux phone system. They aren’t going to do that over this change. The vast majority don’t use more than 5 apps. What do they care? For most, the cell phone is the replacement for a pc, snd all its used for is to text, and go on tiktok and instagram.
The changes you’re suggesting will work well for a certain crowd. That crowd is maybe 5% of the general population. The rest won’t even notice. And if they did, they’d just put up with it.
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 6 days ago:
Well…nazis dying is THE RIGHT THING TO DO!
And I capitolize it, because it needs to be said, it needs to be heard, and it needs to be agreed on by everybody.
And if you’re thinking that everybody does agree that nazis are bad, then why are we seeing a resurgence?
Kill all the nazis I say!
- Comment on Let's hear it, little lemmings. 6 days ago:
Maybe Hawkings wheelchair battery died, and you are at the bus stop. What’s he going to do? Say no? See, he would never say no…because of the implication.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 6 days ago:
This is just the first step towards making Dr Octopuss a reality. AND WE DON’T HAVE SPIDERMAN TO SAVE US!!!
- Comment on TikTok plans to lay off several hundred of their moderation team in the UK in favor of AI content moderation 1 week ago:
McDonalds in 2023 tried using AI in their drive thru. It lasted all of 3 weeks before McDonalds realized their business went down 70%. People were trying to order “BIG MAC” and the AI would add 33 apple pies.
Then they would get frustrated, and drive off without paying or getting anything.
I’ve seen other similar stories from other companies. Maybe not to the same degree. But the theme of the day is CEOs pay billions to integrate AI. Then find out that best case scenario is it works slightly worse than humans. Worst case is it crumbles their business. But at no point have I ever read a story where CEOs gain big advantages from investing in AI. But now they already paid the money, so dammit they’re going to use it!
And thats where we are today. Join us 5 years from now when Verizon replaces their entire crew with AI, and becomes just a keyosk in the mall with a touch screen.
- Comment on AI lovers grieve loss of ChatGPT’s old model: ‘Like saying goodbye to someone I know’ 1 week ago:
Humans elected trump, and are just the worst. This isn’t even new information. The old phrase in the 1970s was “people suck”. Probably some old classic car that still has that bumper sticker somewhere.
- Comment on Sony makes the “difficult decision” to raise PlayStation 5 prices in the US 1 week ago:
I’ve been gaming since 1985 whenI was 2 years old.
I cannot for the life of me remember a situation where 5 years after a console releases, they RAISE the price. And its not even like “New PS5 pro edition + knuckles”.
This is just “It’s the PS5. Pay us more money, assholes! Same shit as before. Now with more cost! Kiss the taint, peasants!”
- Comment on In the star wars holiday special, there's a segment where Princess Leia sings. This act retroactively makes her a legitimate Disney princess. 1 week ago:
Ok…but the holiday special came out in like 1981.
- Comment on In the star wars holiday special, there's a segment where Princess Leia sings. This act retroactively makes her a legitimate Disney princess. 1 week ago:
Jasmine sung with Aladdin a whole new world.
I don’t know who Merida, Raya, and Aurora are. Must have been after my time.
- Comment on TikTok Shop Sells Viral GPS Trackers Marketed to Stalkers 1 week ago:
Ok, horrifiying implications of the main story aside, why are you on facebook at all???
- Comment on TikTok Shop Sells Viral GPS Trackers Marketed to Stalkers 1 week ago:
God damn! How badly do you want to tickle Elmo???
- Comment on I made a Firefox fork with Fediverse integration 1 week ago:
So…Basically just another negative user with nothing of value to contribute besides a largely unwanted sarcastic comment?
- Comment on Can you dear lemmings help me undo my cat's latest keyboard shortcut? 1 week ago:
Have you tried putting down the technology and just petting the cat for hours?
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- Comment on Now I finally get it 1 week ago:
So there I was. Barbeque sauce on my titties.
- Comment on Now I finally get it 1 week ago:
Damn…I’m always low.
- Comment on If I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier? 2 weeks ago:
This is like what would happen if Bill Nye needed to worry about sweeps.
- Comment on Anyone else guilty of this? 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, because the 90s were awesome. Seriously. It’s where all the cool stuff happened. Then 9/11 happened. And everything has sucked since.
- Comment on Why is the abusive parent always portrayed as being the father, why is the mother never portrayed as abusive? 2 weeks ago:
Ok. You named a handful of examples. I’m sure there’s a handfull more.
But I could literally reach the character limit if I attempted to show all the examples of men in media being the abuser.
So you aren’t wrong per se. But you are still missing the point.
- Comment on Microsoft's Windows lead says the next version of Windows will be "more ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal" as AI redefines the desktop interface 2 weeks ago:
Windows XP was the greatest OS of all time.
All we’re doing now is wandering away from perfection.
- Comment on The year is 2001. You find this game in a demo disk. Your evening is going to be great. 2 weeks ago:
Sept 10th 2001 was the day Advance Wars for GBA went on sale in America. Japan was going to get it later that week. They wouldn’t get it until 2004.
- Comment on Does putting clothes in the closet protect them from dust, or is the dust in there too? 2 weeks ago:
Change it daily! BE A CONSUMER!!! SPEND YOUR MONEY PEASANT!!!
…am I doing it? Am I being a rich person now?
- Comment on Does putting clothes in the closet protect them from dust, or is the dust in there too? 2 weeks ago:
Inside my body must be very dusty, because I’m dead inside.
- Comment on Tesla applies to supply electricity to households in Great Britain 2 weeks ago:
Now now…lets not be hasty. If Elon Musk wants to leave earth, I won’t attempt to stop him.