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- Comment on Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates Meet for the First Time Ever 1 day ago:
M$ recieves: Root on all your boxxen.
- Comment on Linus Torvalds and Bill Gates Meet for the First Time Ever 1 day ago:
One of them is a contributor. In general the contributors and the C-suits don’t travel in the same circles. What it really means is that in 30 years Bill Gates has never wanted to meet Linus Torvalds enough to make it happen.
- Comment on Yeah failed successfully 3 days ago:
Old snail kite: I hate foreign food
Young snail kite: Get wrecked boomer, these apple shits are lit.
Old snail kite: Does of starvation.
Young snail kite: fucks.
And so the cycle continues.
- Comment on I'm talking to the fucking Garfield 3 days ago:
feels like it.
- Comment on PROGRESS 5 days ago:
This will be an appropriate penance, I accept!
- Comment on PROGRESS 5 days ago:
Apologies, It’s obviously Nachos.
- Comment on PROGRESS 6 days ago:
thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-s…
Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.
- Comment on PROGRESS 6 days ago:
well, round in all directions
- Comment on PROGRESS 6 days ago:
Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.
Scotch Eggs are salad.
I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.
- Comment on PROGRESS 6 days ago:
Pimento Pineapple
- Comment on Been a good couple of years 1 week ago:
I was sync for me, but hell yeah, it’s been a good couple of years.
- Comment on Hell 2 weeks ago:
I find zoom calls to be much more helpful than in person. In person I have to bring my laptop, point to things, find a place where we can both sit, and probably send you code snippets over chat anyway, not to mention literally looking over your shoulder.
meatspace is deprecated, get over it corpos.
- Comment on United Nazis 3 weeks ago:
One succeeded, but you probably don’t want people to think of you as the guy who killed Hitler…
- Comment on Can deliberate noise harassment still be a crime if it's done every day from 7:30 AM till 10:30-11:30 PM? 3 weeks ago:
I’d have said the power to stop trains with telekinesis. You’re a better person than me.
- Comment on A postal worker in Harlem attacked a trans woman. She fought back and fatally stabbed him in self-defense. This is how the NY Post framed it. 3 weeks ago:
Exactly, and if they stopped “reporting” things this way they’d go out of business and their horrible customers would probably make something even worse more popular.
- Comment on Kanye ass idea 3 weeks ago:
I’ve always wanted to be Herdazian
- Comment on Geologists doubt Earth has the amount of copper needed to develop the entire world 3 weeks ago:
Do they think the copper is consumed? Like, renewable resources burn copper?!
- Comment on Madame Gasket 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Rip willy boy 4 weeks ago:
Everything except your sentence, and this reply.
- Comment on I am bereaved 4 weeks ago:
the words are there, I think it counts.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
symptom management, and that’s about it.
- Comment on I like the man on his left reading the shirt 4 weeks ago:
surely you mean “shudda”
- Comment on burburbur 4 weeks ago:
that man invented the gurbergur
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what happened to clayface actually.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 4 weeks ago:
But it’s borderline and every doctor feels the junkyard pastiche of coping mechanisms you’ve developed over the years is good enough (it’s not) and the refuse to prescribe medication to help you
- Comment on Aggressive negotiations 4 weeks ago:
Almost. He’d break the glass and steal all the Cheetos with no warning, and then declare that Cheeto theft is through the roof. Then he’d demand that Mr Cheeto needs to make it right by selling Cheetos at a 80% discount. Then Mr. Cheeto will donate a mill dollars to his campaign and he’ll wander off in search of his next victim.
Since the vending machine was trashed they just removed it without replacing it.
- Comment on Mom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbate 4 weeks ago:
I had an Irish Catholic nun, with the headdress and nun robes on and everything, tell my class we’d go blind and grow hair on our hands. She was making scarry eyes and jazz hands while she said it. It was a sex ed course and her #1 message to all of us jr high boys was wearing deodorant and scrub your ass in the shower. In retrospect, I think she said that in such a cartoonish manner because she knew it was ridiculous, and really she just didn’t want to gag from the stench after phys ed.
That same nun told me her favorite band was "those good Irish boys with the rap music, I just wish they’d pick a more respectful name than ‘beasty boys’ "
- Comment on The World's First Mass-Produced Flying Car Is Here and It Costs $1 Million 4 weeks ago:
No thank you, I’ll take a drone cab over this any day.
- Comment on 1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025. 4 weeks ago:
Even better: Make the alternate timeline a utopia with doc Brown saying he hasn’t had time to analyze the differences and leave it at that. Throughout the movie have framed portraits of Bernie Sanders in the background of any scene indoors.
- Comment on Vampires are from Jersey 4 weeks ago:
Three characters you say.
No!terday
