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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The doghot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The doghot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, what are you waiting for?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon Musk has 175 cock usphisasasnd you should too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Tech-Backed Influencer Wants to Replace Teachers With AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey that’s just Brian. Easy mistake to make.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Tech-Backed Influencer Wants to Replace Teachers With AI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But that wouldn’t change anything at all!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well according to this diagram, there are just ants and weak ants. So, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI wins $200m contract with US military for ‘warfighting’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you pay money to be at the Nazi inaugration, it shouldn’t be a surprise that you accepted the Nazi blood money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I object to this diagram. Ants would almost certainly love a plate of beans on toast too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a pubes girl myself⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sphincter it is then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spicy one⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A woman tried to call her mom in Iran. A robotic voice answered the phone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More nightmare fuel from the Torment Nexus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Be well Simon Phoenix

  Your iris/fingerprint scanner is only secure until someone is willing to rip out an eyeball/finger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit in talks to embrace Sam Altman’s iris-scanning Orb to verify users⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you $1 per eyeball

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh lord, Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Always has been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Minecraft Latvians?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When you’re sick and tired of council pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨More microplastics in glass bottles than plastic: study⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can read the conflicts at the end of the paper and it looks like no, surprisingly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Round Earthers 🌍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well who else would build Barad-dûr?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Fed keeps interest rates unchanged in face of Trump criticism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “We have no inflation, we have only success, and I’d like to see interest rates get down,”

  And I’d like to see the data saying that inflation is at zero and “success” is some kind of valuable metric.

  he added. “Maybe I should go to the Fed. Am I allowed to appoint myself?”

  Well… no, but that hasn’t stopped you so far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society or smth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It already is and no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very small deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL boats have buttholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong Amount⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Escobar Phone is a weird name for a vape

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'We're done with Teams': German state hits uninstall on Microsoft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aren’t we all done with Teams?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would take about 10 days to fly from Israel to Doncaster in a paraglider, but it would be surprising if no-one noticed along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wiltshire PCC supports calls to reclassify cannabis as Class A - BBC News⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might as well do crack then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that doesn’t make any sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Correction: Robo-Taxis the child in 2 weeks