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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is reportedly training humanoid robots to deliver packages⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It would take about 10 days to fly from Israel to Doncaster in a paraglider, but it would be surprising if no-one noticed along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wiltshire PCC supports calls to reclassify cannabis as Class A - BBC News⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Might as well do crack then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that doesn’t make any sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Driving Tesla Fails School Bus Test, Hitting Child-Size Dummies… Meanwhile, Robo-Taxis Hit the Road in 2 Weeks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Correction: Robo-Taxis the child in 2 weeks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Community Notes vanishes from X feeds, raising 'serious questions' amid ongoing EU probe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shut it down! Shut it down!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord unveils Discord Orbs, a new in-app currency that users can earn by completing Quests, which reward participants who interact with ads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wanna see my orbs on discord?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Alexa, what do you know about us?’ What I discovered when I asked Amazon to tell me everything my family’s smart speaker had heard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A Torment Nexus sounds cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Telegraph has deleted this sob story ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think The Telegraph are capable of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨U.S. inks bill to force geo-tracking tech for high-end gaming and AI GPUs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This will surely complete the final step of the master plan - the world craves those superior American made goods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Canada is talking to the US about joining its ‘Golden Dome’ missile defense system, Carney says⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they DO want to be the 51st state after all

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well one has “Natural juices” and the other is “Frick quality” and the website is inaccessible from my country, so I can only assume it is unnatural.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, as a group of people they prefer the term American Indian, but I’m not going to go and say “your should ask the Indians about that” because that sounds as stupid as whatever your argument is.

  Which was I think about using “native” instead of “indiginous”, which are literally synonyms in the context.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's her secret?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like she’s trying to wash out some horrifically large spider eggs and seems to be revelling in their staying power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tea time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just an English breakfast to go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should ask Native Americans about that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do they call it a corn maze and not a maize maze?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should ask the natives of the continent about that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying you’re wrong, because it could very well be the case, but it doesn’t mention in the post that he is her husband-son.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Palantir CEO Alex Karp praises Saudi engineers and takes a swipe at Europe, saying it has 'given up' on AI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you mean? Everything I own is connected to the blockchain and I have NFTs hanging on all of my walls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VPN firm says it didn’t know customers had lifetime subscriptions, cancels them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally, I find my deactivated accounts generally give a pretty poor continued experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I;m thinking about thos beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your favourite Berks⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Berkkake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was mainly commenting on the fact that there’s certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The onion writers crying⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have cursed us all today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It means everybody lives in squalor because fuck everybody

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely his shoe business could have survived if he had only bought 2 shoes instead of a whole inventory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then all the guys in your precinct started sucking each other off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mark Zuckerberg Thinks You Don't Have Enough Friends and His Chatbots Are the Answer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude made Facebook because he had trouble getting a girlfriend and even now, with near infinite money, needs to make a chatbot because he still can’t make friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve's invite-only Deadlock has an even more exclusive top-secret hush-hush version⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame matchmaking and the death of the server browser. Having a regular server you’d join to play for fun, rather than every game being an arranged esports sweat fest really, was the peak of FPS multiplayer.