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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mozilla Introduces Firefox’s First-Ever Terms of Use⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ensuring that this way Firefox offers more data collection

  I knew it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad they are reporting what matters and not some mundane thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

  Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

  Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never told me that it would get that stiff and that hard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Boost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always fascinating to learn how things were invented⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How are we on Gen Triangle already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Robot with 1,000 muscles twitches like human while dangling from ceiling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like the creepy in-mission music in the original X:COM

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm on multiple levels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They will “transfer his conciousness” into one of Elon’s bartender-bots. Pay no attention to the Afrikaans accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OpenAI whistleblower’s deemed suicide⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or is it exactly the reason Sam Altman was ready to line up for the inauguration with bribe in hand?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leaking the email of any YouTube user for $10,000⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  $10,000 and my ass eaten? Sold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EU chief Ursula von der Leyen unveils €200 bn boost for AI at Paris summit.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hey, perfect timing, I just founded this new AI startup. Where do I sign up for the money please?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI chatbots unable to accurately summarise news, BBC finds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is stated as 51% problematic, so maybe your coin flip was successful this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘If 1.5m Germans have them there must be something in it’: how balcony solar is taking off⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A mere drop in the bucket when 77m have decided on a much worse course of action in another country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call of Duty's massive development budgets revealed: $700 million for Black Ops Cold War⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People saying this thes budgets are too damn high, but even with Cold War (which had a huge downtick in sales number and higher budget than the others) it’s still making up to 3x the budget back on sales. Why wouldn’t they keep doing it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Musk accused of ‘politicising’ rape of young girls in UK to attack Starmer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Misleading information Summary: Claims about Musk’s involvement lack adequate context and may distort the complexities surrounding child grooming issues.

  Let’s add some adequate context shall we:

  • Elon once publicly called a guy a pedo because the guy actually saved some children’s lives and told Elon his idea was stupid

  • Elon has ties to Epstein, his island and the child rapes thst went on there

  • Elon has had many children and fampusly raised none of them

  • Elon just bought the incoming president of the USA

  • Elon has pledged to donate to Nigel Farage/Reform

  • Calling a snap election is not normal procedure whenever a crime against a child is discovered and prosecuted in any nation

  The information is misleading and someone might mistakenly believe Elon is actually concerned for the welfare of children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Bear Grylls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way to learn a language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he take the pictute lying in a pile of used tissues?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ayooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The hammer pulled you off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choosing pink is chaotic evil?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you male people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful stories like this just make you smile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Found Zuckerberg’s alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m Lovin’ It: Exploiting McDonald’s India APIs to hijack deliveries and order food for a penny⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A $240 gift card seems quite low for bugs that would allow you to order (essentially) free food, access the orders and invoices of other users, driver’s personal information and their real time location.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Everyone liked that*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to hate if you only hate cunts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf Cambrian⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These are all immensely powerful evolutions. We got the Knifey Tortoiseshell, Cheval De Frisetipede, Sucky Long Mouth Humpback Trilobite and Sabertooth Flatworm. All the greats!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It does have the same kind of vibe as twitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, forbidden bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very pedantic for a neanderthal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Americans just work harder’ than Europeans, says CEO of Norway’s $1.6 trillion oil fund, because they have a higher ‘general level of ambition’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hustle culture usually equates to doing a couple of hours work over 10 hours spent in the office for “visibility”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!