NoForwardslashS

@NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | Musk accused of ‘politicising’ rape of young girls in UK to attack Starmer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Misleading information Summary: Claims about Musk’s involvement lack adequate context and may distort the complexities surrounding child grooming issues.

  Let’s add some adequate context shall we:

  • Elon once publicly called a guy a pedo because the guy actually saved some children’s lives and told Elon his idea was stupid

  • Elon has ties to Epstein, his island and the child rapes thst went on there

  • Elon has had many children and fampusly raised none of them

  • Elon just bought the incoming president of the USA

  • Elon has pledged to donate to Nigel Farage/Reform

  • Calling a snap election is not normal procedure whenever a crime against a child is discovered and prosecuted in any nation

  The information is misleading and someone might mistakenly believe Elon is actually concerned for the welfare of children

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Bear Grylls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way to learn a language⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he take the pictute lying in a pile of used tissues?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ayooo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The hammer pulled you off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choosing pink is chaotic evil?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you male people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful stories like this just make you smile⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Found Zuckerberg’s alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m Lovin’ It: Exploiting McDonald’s India APIs to hijack deliveries and order food for a penny⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A $240 gift card seems quite low for bugs that would allow you to order (essentially) free food, access the orders and invoices of other users, driver’s personal information and their real time location.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Everyone liked that*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay to hate if you only hate cunts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wtf Cambrian⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are all immensely powerful evolutions. We got the Knifey Tortoiseshell, Cheval De Frisetipede, Sucky Long Mouth Humpback Trilobite and Sabertooth Flatworm. All the greats!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It does have the same kind of vibe as twitter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, forbidden bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American house⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very pedantic for a neanderthal

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Americans just work harder’ than Europeans, says CEO of Norway’s $1.6 trillion oil fund, because they have a higher ‘general level of ambition’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hustle culture usually equates to doing a couple of hours work over 10 hours spent in the office for “visibility”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman admits hurling McDonald's milkshake over Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rested⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Aw man, that’s where I’m going wrong. I didn’t realise I had to slip into a coma to feel well rested.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An old Xbox advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t think I had to explain my quip, but you did it more comprehensively than I ever could.

  Besides, I don’t even understand the comment you replied to, as swapping in any PlayStation model would change literally none of the stupidity of the image.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An old Xbox advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an original PlayStation (pictured) and I don’t remember it being a gargantuan monstrosity that was taller than the average beer bottle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An old Xbox advertisement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those beer bottles must be tiny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australian billionaire Gina Rinehart wanted ‘so-called’ portraits ‘permanently disposed of’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She deserves worse portraits. $46bil from mining is comic book villainy. Thanos and his plight garners more sympathy, who incidentally, she looks a lot like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know what I got. No low balls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is basically beans and sausages on toast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steven Spielberg is ‘a big PC Gamer’ — loves shooters, and insists on keyboard and mouse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Power Glove and Mouse obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make a wsh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you asking “where s the pens”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  404? Your dark arts are being suppressed!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael Gove named as Spectator editor after GB News backer’s takeover⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hard hitting journalist Michael Gove, back to writing about his Tory mates who still don’t like him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The single greatest sports hype video ever made.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t know this was a genre but I like it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Bethesda released Skyrim today, they would have made it woke⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But how many times and on how many platforms?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope you don't have any plans this evening.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you already live in hell, nothing changes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one wanted these PS5 Concord discs until Sony stopped making them⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dig a big hole and put them in, don’t tell anyone where you buried them. The people will crave the buried treasure in years to come.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Telegram quietly updates website to allow abuse reports following founder’s arrest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Quiet updates” its website to highlight a feature that’s always been in the unchanged app. So sneaky.