iAvicenna
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 4 days ago:
are you trying to get someone to break off with you?
- Comment on Google employees question execs over 'decline in morale' after blowout earnings 1 week ago:
Huh who would have seen that coming out of prioritising income over employees (and users)
- Comment on Stack Overflow bans users en masse for rebelling against OpenAI partnership — users banned for deleting answers to prevent them being used to train ChatGPT 1 week ago:
I mean we aren’t even fighting AI, we are still fighting greedy little turds
- Comment on AI Computing on Pace to Consume More Energy Than India, Arm Says 1 week ago:
main use cases: government surveillance and chatbot girl friends
- Comment on Boring ass planet 1 week ago:
aliens fucking with us probably
- Comment on Count Binface Celebrates beating Britain First 1 week ago:
I had to use all my will power not to vote for count binface
- Comment on my humps 1 week ago:
the ferocious earth animal hipposaurus rex was estimated to kill about 30000 to 100000 humans yearly
- Comment on Elon Musk Laid Off Supercharger Team After Taking $17 Million in Federal Charging Grants 2 weeks ago:
sounds like D’Elon the Musketeer
- Comment on histories mysteries 2 weeks ago:
possibly used to start the primal source of heat called fire
- Comment on We're all a little crazy 2 weeks ago:
they could just ask me and I would confirm
- Comment on Google layoffs: Sundar Pichai-led company fires entire Python team for ‘cheaper labour’ 2 weeks ago:
I think he might be an infiltrator
- Comment on Ohio company to sell a ‘flamethrower-wielding robot dog’ called the Thermonator 2 weeks ago:
two words: civilian casualties
- Comment on evangelism 2 weeks ago:
people like this really do exist and not as a satire no
- Comment on BOOTY 2 weeks ago:
ancient people who imagined centaurs and dragons out of 5 to 10 points would probably have their minds blown with todays space photography
- Comment on A photography depicting the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza - 2565 BCE. 2 weeks ago:
this picture is clearly photoshopped some pixels are smugged
- Comment on Theoretical Physics 2 weeks ago:
Mmm I am feeling neutrinos piercing my ball
- Comment on An AI startup made a hyperrealistic deepfake of me that’s so good it’s scary 2 weeks ago:
I thought for a second I was in boring dystopia
- Comment on Musk moves Tesla's goalposts, investors happily move shares higher 3 weeks ago:
“It seems the idea is that Tesla puts Cybercabs on the streets, and makes an app for booking rides using the software-controlled vehicles, and people can add their private Teslas to the available pool.”
This is now on the level of people harassing programmers with ideas like “it is like facebook but better”
- Comment on Oxford shuts down institute run by Elon Musk-backed philosopher 3 weeks ago:
log sqrt(log(x))? No this can’t be right furious striking off Maybe log(x)log(log(x))? No no no, maybeee log(x)^log(x) - xlog(x)… Yes! I bet this is the formula for the best humans!
- Comment on New best friend for life! 3 weeks ago:
I would say definitely would sound like BDSM related
- Comment on New best friend for life! 3 weeks ago:
for someone who doesn’t know D&D, dungeons and dragons will likely sound very scary
- Comment on Boston Dynamics introduces a fully electric humanoid robot that “exceeds human performance” 4 weeks ago:
I am not seeing any robot kicking footage, not convinced.
- Comment on "Yeah, but what if we used AI?" 4 weeks ago:
but they are voluntary! said the rich guy while frantically masturbating
- Comment on Negative electricity prices registered in nearly all European energy markets 4 weeks ago:
but the economy!?
- Comment on Fairbuds are Fairphone’s proof that we really could make better tiny gadgets 4 weeks ago:
fuck wireless headphones! I don’t want to remember charging another god damn thing to start with.
- Comment on Odours have a complex topography, and it’s been mapped by AI 4 weeks ago:
I mean it says Graph Neural Networks, dont know how more AI can it get
- Comment on Apple argues in favor of selling Macs with only 8GB of RAM 4 weeks ago:
does that mean people wont be able to use chrome in their macs?
- Comment on Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug. 4 weeks ago:
Rum featuring a pirate: a healthy dose of hatred for both self and others
- Comment on Most useless superhero accessory 4 weeks ago:
do the velocities add up?
- Comment on "Permission is Hereby Granted" -- MIT License text becomes viral “sad girl” piano ballad generated by AI 5 weeks ago:
wait till people start calling it AI programmer