hungryphrog
@hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on this is controllable now: guy has moving robot messing with stuff in his house and blabbering TTS under internet control 1 week ago:
My tired ass somehow read that as “this is controllable now: guy has moving robot messing with stuff in his house and his bladder under internet control”
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 2 weeks ago:
Italy looks like a boot. Finland is a woman waving. Scandinavia is a cock-
- Comment on Rainbolt never misses 2 weeks ago:
How are people supposed to tell these states apart when 99% of them look like a 3 year old’s first attempt at drawing a square?
- Comment on Take Your Perks Where You Can 2 weeks ago:
quality control
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
Well, if you could make the person shit an infinite amount of shit, at one point his pants would be full and flood the entire room. (dammit I was supposed to eat after this)
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
make them shit bricks
Talk aboit having a shitty job.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
That means I could give trumpet violent diarrhea in middle of his inauguration? I like that.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
Also you’d be immune to constipation.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
Do what I tell you or I’ll give you nonstop diarrhea for the rest of your life.
- Comment on 2025 trailer be wild 2 weeks ago:
Are the Americans ok?
- Comment on Beautiful stories like this just make you smile 2 weeks ago:
“Solid shitpost” implies the existence of liquid shitposts.
- Comment on Beautiful stories like this just make you smile 2 weeks ago:
Is this “address me by my husband’s rank” a real thing people do? You didn’t even achieve that rank yourself…
- Comment on I never realized this 2 weeks ago:
oh, right
- Comment on I never realized this 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, I wasn’t trying to call you a misogynist, just point out how the meme might look at first glance.
- Comment on This is in a small convenience store where you can buy food things and heat them up while in the store 2 weeks ago:
‘land of the free’ my ass, can’t even put piss in the microwave
- Comment on SAD 2 weeks ago:
My balls are aching? Damn, I can’t even find them!
- Comment on I never realized this 2 weeks ago:
Sorry OP but this kinda gives “EPIC: WOKE FEMINAZI OWNED ON CAMERA” vibes.
- Comment on I never realized this 2 weeks ago:
I, John Prostitute, am offended by this.
- Comment on Why does the winter solstice mark the beginning of winter, and not the center? 2 weeks ago:
Solstice sure as hell isn’t the first day of winter of all of us, we got first snow on October or November.
- Comment on Just put a spray tan over it 1 month ago:
And I thought I got a lot of stares in public.
- Comment on That's... normal 2 months ago:
chauvinist party: when the men get drunk and have fun but women have to serve the drinks and clean up afterwards
- Comment on From moms pov 2 months ago:
Guess who went to sleep way too late last night because I stayed to watch the nature documentary my dad fell asleep to.
- Comment on That's... normal 2 months ago:
But I love butter more than cream!
- Comment on That's... normal 2 months ago:
but I love crime :( (at least certain ones)
- Comment on DIY beauty 2 months ago:
While you’re at it, why not silverfish?
- Comment on We're not going to terraform Mars, but we're doing a good job of venusforming Earth. 2 months ago:
I’d rather live somewhere habitable than somewhere with “valuable materials”.
- Comment on What good thing just happened in your life? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Stop whining. Do it yourself. 2 months ago:
The thing is, communities need people. People who post in the community. Most new communities get a few members, a handful of posts, and then just die.
- Comment on Only clean cars are target 2 months ago:
What if it’s a grey car?
- Comment on Rock and Stone 2 months ago:
ohhhh I thought it was lesphobia or something
