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- Comment on Honk 3 days ago:
Squeeze pants and shit my balls, obviously.
- Comment on Honk 4 days ago:
Instructions unclear, squeezes balls, shits pants…
- Comment on Honk 4 days ago:
Me, riding my bicycle…
“I have no horn, but I must poop…”
💩
- Comment on 6 days ago:
That Depends™
Is his couch Christian?..
- Comment on NOW! 1 week ago:
Santa doesn’t live in the USA though, didn’t the Turnip put tariffs on him too?.. 🤔
- Comment on NOW! 1 week ago:
Umm, we got one of these dumped off at our city park for like over a month or so. Yes used and starting to rust on top a bit, but still fully usable with just a bit of grill cleanup.
I think it’s been basically honorary community usage since it was dropped off, I’m surprised nobody has stolen or scrapped it yet.
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 1 week ago:
The 5 Fanged Purple Pimple Monster, apparently.
- Comment on New small business owner had a great idea to have word of mouth build his business. 1 week ago:
There’s never enough glaze…
- Comment on Getting Taco Bell 1 week ago:
You fucky lucker, it took me almost 2 hours last time I had to go to the DMV…
- Comment on Getting Taco Bell 1 week ago:
The DMV would like to have a word, but you gotta schedule an appointment first…
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 1 week ago:
Don’t forget, if the year is divisible by 400, it’s not a leap year…
Yeah, the finer grained details of timekeeping can get confusing, but I learned all that from online sources and curiosity by age 17.
We really do live in an amazing era where technology does so much for us behind the scenes, until AWS takes a shit anyways…
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 1 week ago:
Very true yes, but even considering kids that aren’t as inclined to learn on their own, it can’t be too difficult for an adult or even older sibling to sit down for 5 minutes or so and explain it while watching the clock with them. It could be made even easier if you put it side by side with a synchronized digital clock/watch.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 1 week ago:
How hard can it actually even be? Nobody taught me how to read an analog clock, I just figured it out myself by staring at my parents’ analog clock for exactly 5 minutes, while carefully watching the hands move and counting.
When I realized that the second hand ticked 60 times per revolution, and after it had went around 5 times, and the longer of the two slow hands had advanced from the 12 to the 1, then I simply thought to myself “Well I get it now, that’s not so difficult!”
And yes I correctly extrapolated the correlation between the minute hand and the hour hand too.
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
Those in charge, that approve the continued use of proven faulty software, should take all the blame, after significant faults have been proven anyways.
I mean you have a point, but still, 1+2+3≠15, and a bag of Doritos is not a gun. When AI fucks up this badly, the real guilty parties
(my AI keyboard wanted to replace guilty with gullible BTW, and I’m using the FUTO keyboard no less),
the real guilty parties are the ones in charge that allow such proven faulty systems to continue running for mission critical systems.
Like fuck, a bag of Doritos is not a fucking gun!
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
- Google is built on Android
- Android is built on Linux
- Linux is open source
So, I think that the open source developers should file a class action lawsuit for stealing their code.
Go ahead, ask Linus Torvalds, I bet he’s not exactly happy with the current trajectory…
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
Okay, I’ll bite.
What am I missing here NewPerspective?
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
More or less yeah.
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
One can simply decide to never use a gun.
You don’t get that option with AI these days if you simply want to Google something, they force you to use it. Google, Alexa, Siri, fuck our own US government is now using Grok!
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
I’ll agree with you there, I shot myself in the arm when I was only 3 with a pellet gun. My dad realized his mistake and kept all guns away from me, until age 10, when he took me out to shoot some bottles and cans, and teach me proper gun safety.
Yes that might have been an earlier childhood lesson than many parents might agree to, but he was proper about when he taught me. Like, aside from the obvious of keep the gun on safety and never point it at anyone or anything unless you intend to use it, who thinks of things like, don’t lean on a rifle with the barrel in the dirt? The dirt can and will clog the barrel and cause the gun to explode!
Anyways, back on point of AI…
Most parents aren’t just up and giving their kids guns, but major corporations are shoving this AI shit up everyone’s asses, as much as they can anyways, knowing good and well that one AI model says 1+2+3=15 and another AI model is suggesting people suffering pain to use heroin…
So what’s the answer, avoid AI? Well fuck Google then…
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
The gun isn’t running software in the background when humans are away either. See my other comment, when shit goes sideways, blame the programmers, engineers, and now the CEOs that decided to jam screwy AI up our collective asses…
- Comment on "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore computers are a valuable tool for law enforcement and the ruling class." 2 weeks ago:
Now where does this thought come from?
Do you not know what a computer is? It’s literally a digital logical accountant! Yeah yeah, we should probably blame the programmers and engineers instead when shit goes sideways, but now I think we need to also hold CEOs accountable when they decide to inject faulty AI into mission critical systems…
- Comment on Progress 2 weeks ago:
When AWS went down, the buttplug got stuck on max vibrate and overheated…
- Comment on eel butts 2 weeks ago:
So, according to the diagram, the butthole of the eel is the positive electrode?
Or did I miss something here?
- Comment on eel butts 2 weeks ago:
Butt which end is positive vs negative?
I need to know so I can recharge my battery.
- Comment on Meet the new Clippy: Microsoft unveils Copilot's "Mico" avatar 2 weeks ago:
Can we just go back to our old friend Bonzi Buddy?
I feel like he was actually more trustworthy at this point in the timeline.
- Comment on What are some good uses the new ballroom can have after the Trump regime is over? 2 weeks ago:
Orange Turnip will probably be like…
‘It’s gonna have the bigliest best ballroom like nobody has ever seen before. I’ll have the biggest best balls and all the young girls will have a blast!’
- Comment on What are some good uses the new ballroom can have after the Trump regime is over? 2 weeks ago:
Only 7 days? Hell, I got permabanned years ago for mentioning Elon Musk’s Boring Company and their ‘Not A Flamethrower’ contraption, which is totally a flamethrower of sorts, and looks like a fucking toy!
And this was way before Elmo even mentioned the idea of buying Twitter and before Reddit went public…
Fuck Reddit and fuck Spez, they’ll just as soon ban you for mentioning facts.
- Comment on do it cowards 2 weeks ago:
Why even bother with fingerprints anymore, when they now have colon prints?
Context: lemmy.bestiver.se/post/688173
- Comment on Manic Stew 2 weeks ago:
Anxious Bacon
- Comment on Why do so many put their resources in AWS us-east-1 when that's the only one (that I'm aware of) that has ever gone done? 2 weeks ago:
Don’t quote me on this, but I think I read earlier this morning that all of AWS has to go through East-1 to verify site certificates.
I’m not sure though, I was rather sleepy at the time I think I read something along those lines. 🤷