over_clox
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- Comment on He thought about getting an Erector set, but 5 days ago:
Literally 10 years past that sort of habit, and I couldn’t be happier!
Don’t do kids, durgs…
- Comment on Minimum wage is rising in 19 US states starting on Jan. 1 1 week ago:
And of course Mississippi isn’t on that list, because why would we be? That would be too much like right… ☹️
- Comment on Cover Your Banana 1 week ago:
Hey yo, it’s better than AI slop…
- Comment on Cover Your Banana 1 week ago:
I’m confused, I dunno what’s disgusting about this…
Like, don’t you peel the condoms off your bananas before you eat them?
foodrepublic.com/…/aluminum-foil-trick-store-bana…
Oh wait… I might be doing something wrong here… 😂🤣
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- Comment on YSK pills are a scam (reposting bc mod accidentally removed it) 1 week ago:
Many newer pills have protective coatings that won’t dissolve in water, to prevent basement chemists from converting them into shit like meth…
Those sort of pills are designed to dissolve in stomach acids, so the warm water test isn’t a universal check.
Honestly I think another commenter hit the nail pretty close on the head though, I think their mom was secretly super depressed and tried to end her own life, but since she survived, she doesn’t want to talk about it.
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 1 week ago:
Well Merry Christmas to you as well, thank you for erecting the tree, very beautiful!
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 1 week ago:
No shit Watson, I’m observing it from my natural blurry vision and I see a pink kitten.
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 1 week ago:
Can we confirm this with AI?
How much shit does it deliver? Bullshit? Dogshit? Pigshit? Rabbit Eggs?..
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 1 week ago:
It’s a baby fox, obviously.
Merry Christmas.
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 1 week ago:
Look, in the holy name of dumbfuckery, you gotta do better than that. For Christ’s sake, it’s Christmas!
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on How AI broke the smart home in 2025 1 week ago:
You’re not wrong there, the capacitor can indeed be dangerous!
I happen to be quite well experienced in repairing and rebuilding microwave ovens though, and it’s not like I leave the thing disassembled for random people to come along and stick their fingers in the wiring.
The modification i mentioned is fairly simple though, just take out the light bulb so that doesn’t stay on when the door is open, and bypass whatever timer circutry they have, whether it be analog, digital, or even subscription based digital bullshit these days.
Underneath the hood of every microwave oven is a sequence of 3 safety switches all activated by the mechanics of the door latch, required by law, to make damn sure it can’t emit radiation when the door is open. Take proper advantage of that knowledge and knowing the internals of a microwave oven, and it’s pretty easy to bypass the timer.
The only true danger with such modification is if you fuck up and forget your popcorn or frozen pizza or whatever, as the microwave will end up running indefinitely until you open the door. Used responsibly though, it’s just fine, but you gotta keep an eye on your own food and an eye on your own watch/clock.
Kids in the house though? Nah, I wouldn’t trust that sort of mod near kids for even 5 seconds.
- Comment on How AI broke the smart home in 2025 1 week ago:
We gotta go test these things in the back yard…
Honestly not as dangerous as you might think. Just keep the kids and pets away, and watch your own timer for your pizza.
- Comment on How AI broke the smart home in 2025 1 week ago:
Remove the light, obviously. Bypass the control circuit…
Geez, didn’t Electroboom teach you anything?
Don’t do these things at home, obviously…
- Comment on How AI broke the smart home in 2025 2 weeks ago:
I don’t even need a timer for the microwave oven. I just rig that shit up where when you close the door, it cooks, and when you open it, well it stops cooking.
Don’t ask why, had to fix things for my mom. At least we didn’t have kids around the place…
- Comment on The future of human gene editing is quite scary since they could add genes that makes people more obedient. Goodbye to freedom forever. 2 weeks ago:
I’m not much for the idea of gene editing, but hey it would be pretty neat and beneficial if they could manage to fix our broken genetics so humans can generate their own vitamin C…
- Comment on What are some cool infections? 2 weeks ago:
Oof, as generally right as you are, you really don’t want to pick at your skin, sometimes there actually are reasons…
Back when I was 15 and my pubic hairs were more or less fully growing in, I ended up with a couple of ingrown hairs right under the base of my family staff male member. Yeah, ouch!
After about 2 weeks, I realized those bumps weren’t gonna heal up on their own, so I nerved up and started picking with a needle. After a bit, I caught what I thought was one ingrown hair, and managed to pull it out, though it was way tougher than I expected.
What came out looked like one really thick tightly coiled hair, but after I rinsed it off then rolled it in my fingers, it split apart to reveal it was actually 5 hairs all coiled together! Just on the opposite side was another similar bump that had 2 ingrown hairs coiled together the same way.
After removing those, within like 3 days everything was almost completely healed! Yeah, the absolute last place you’d want to have to pick at your skin, but I knew I had to do something…
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
- Comment on What are some cool infections? 2 weeks ago:
Teratoma
- Comment on What are some cool infections? 2 weeks ago:
Give the character a boil on their ass, and they can barely walk, until the core of the boil is removed plus some additional healing time.
No I won’t be going into deep details, but I had boils around 2009 or so…
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 3 weeks ago:
These black and white transparency images work horribly in dark mode, black on dark grey…
- Comment on Dragon Eye Water Bottle... 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Dragon Eye Water Bottle... 3 weeks ago:
Yeah about that…
I dunno why the thumbnail for the video isn’t showing, but the thumbnail on YouTube shows the original piece of wood before work started, and it totally looks like a woman’s lady bits…
- Comment on Dragon Eye Water Bottle... 3 weeks ago:
Flexibility between imperial and metric… 🤷
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 18 comments
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 3 weeks ago:
When I get them fresh from the gas station, I heat them up alright…
I know someone is gonna ask me for some at some point, so I mess with people by randomly mixing half and half of salty peanuts and cajun spicy peanuts. I like them both, but if you want some of my peanuts, you never know what you’re gonna get…
- Comment on How would you decide? 3 weeks ago:
Its prefect!
- Comment on 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 3 weeks ago:
🧛♂️
Does italic vampire work?
