over_clox
@over_clox@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 2 hours ago:
Maybe teach the toddlers to grip their handheld game consoles and not drop them in the toilet, or maybe even prevent them from taking them into the restroom in the first place, then techs like me won’t get upset.
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 2 hours ago:
They both fit in the toilet…
I totally wasted my time that day, so please for the love of the flying spaghetti monster, stop giving toddlers electronics!
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 2 hours ago:
Both fit in the toilet equally well.
You think I enjoyed wasting my time attempting to fix that shit?
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
I didn’t ask how many generations they made, I asked how many VERSIONS did they make!
God fucking damn, is this question so hard to answer?!
If I’m tasked to fix one with a broken screen, what version and revision am I supposed to seek parts for?
Seems to me there must be at least 2 dozen versions by now, like how the fuck do I find parts if someone wants me to fix theirs?
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
What matters is like literally I asked a question…
HOW MANY VERSIONS OF THE DS DID THEY MAKE?
And why so many versions?
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
Wait, you wear clothes?
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
You’ll never find my custom mods then.
I got Nude Raider running under both Windows and Linux.
Fuck you, and Lara titties you’ll never see.
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
I ain’t got time to play all these games like you obsessed gamers, but have fun.
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
No, but much time must be spent on this knowledge between all these various devices. It’s a waste of time.
I collect games that I’ve never played. You expect me to arrange a means to play over 5000 games to see if they even work?
Fuck, I’m an archiver, not a player.
That’s only a fragment of what I have here, I ain’t got time to play every game I have…
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 3 hours ago:
What’s the difference between a hobby and an obsession?
A hobby is knowing the difference between a 286/386/486… SX/DX…
An obsession is knowing why an Athlon X64 can’t even run Windows 10, fuckall with Windows 11.
I gave up that obsession when I found out my Athlon 64 X2 4400+ couldn’t even run Windows 10, because it’s missing a particular instruction that Microslop wants to scratch their nuts with.
I really don’t give a fuck anymore, I’ve been running Linux on my laptops for 10+ years now.
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 4 hours ago:
Ah, thanks for proving my point, they salted the N fanboys.
There’s no way you could know this unless you dumped your bank account into all these devices plus compatible games.
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 6 hours ago:
Holy fuck, how much money did you blow on all these devices to know all this stuff?
Fuck, that much N addiction makes a crack cocaine habit seem healthy.
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 6 hours ago:
2DS had one single screen, that motherfucker was a goddamn joke!
You think I’m shitting you, go ahead and disassemble one, it only had one single screen!
- Comment on How/why does Microsoft teams exist? 6 hours ago:
If I need to write a report, I can write it in nano, fuckall with the font formatting and all. If the person reading my report can’t accept my report on an algorithm to generate the value of pi unless it’s formatted with a particular page layout, then fuck them.
If they’re more worried about fonts and page layouts than the actual content of the text and fomulas, then they don’t know how to read in the first place.
- Comment on How/why does Microsoft teams exist? 6 hours ago:
Why do you think there’s the growing mass exodus towards Linux?
You just figuring this shit out?
- Comment on Bought a 3DS XL last year 6 hours ago:
As a tech that attempted to repair a waterlogged flooded and rusted out 2DS, unfortunately unsuccessfully, may I ask a question?
How many versions of the Nintendo DS did they make, and more importantly, why?
DS, 2DS, 3DS, DSi, DS XL, am I missing any, and why so many?
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
Good, fuck Subway, and that’s even considering I used to work for them, in security camera maintenance, before this whole AI/enshittification era though…
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
Thanks homie, but I had to spend my lunch money on tires and rent. At least beer and cigars are still cheaper than a bottle of water here, so… 🤷
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
I won’t lie, I haven’t really kept up too much with the price of noodles over the past decades, but I loosely recall them going for somewhere around 18 cents a pack back around 10 years ago.
Yeah, even those numbers don’t sound wallet happy, but hey, at least we don’t have to worry about pennies anymore, so of course everything rounds up right?
Fuck. ☹️
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
Okay, Subway trademarked the footlong, then they cut it in half if you order a 6 inch…
Did they fucking trademark the size of an inch too?
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
I think we already all smoke gasoline anyways, it’s called exhaust… ☹️
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
Also, make sure to bring your tape measure, shrinkflation is all too real…
- Comment on The $20 USD bill is the new 5$ bill 4 days ago:
Gasoline price is about the same and the price of noodles hasn’t gone up much. But the price of rent and weed has skyrocketed, so…
🤷
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 5 days ago:
Meh, I don’t ride flatland nearly as often these days as I used to 10+ years ago, but yeah I still get out and practice once in a while for the exercise.
But yeah, not only flatland, but brakeless flatland, that’ll definitely tear some shoes up, especially with tricks such as footjam tailwhips…
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 5 days ago:
Holy shit dude, you’d be doing those shoes a favor by walking through a reasonably clean ditch or deep puddle LOL!
- Comment on If only 6 days ago:
Closest I got handy is Twisted Metal Head On for
PSPmy tablet… - Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 6 days ago:
Beautiful! 👍
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 6 days ago:
I’d have to upgrade to flip flops for a wedding LMFAO!
👍
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 6 days ago:
Shit homie, don’t throw those away!
I’d just as soon finish wearing them out myself if they’re around US size 10½ to 11½ or so…
- Comment on How far do you wear your daily shoes out before bothering to replace them? 6 days ago:
Is this scale measured in years, months, or hours?