capt_wolf
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- Comment on "Luke, I am your *second* father" 1 day ago:
TELL THAT TO THE CLONES YOU ALSO ABANDONED!!!
*Deep kshhh pshhhhh* Alright… That’s it… I’m cutting off your hand.
- Comment on The sheeet of power 4 days ago:
The video in question, since nobody’s linked you. At 33 seconds you hear what appears to be an audible fart/shart. Given how fast he cleared the room after and some of the facial expressions, it does seem very likely he did.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 5 days ago:
33 seconds, and yeah, all I heard was a squeak. It was everyone else’s reaction that really cements it. Particularly him clearing the room so fast. There’s a breakdown in the video’s comments with time stamps.
- Comment on Anyone Have Memories Of This Game? 1 week ago:
God yes!
My brother and I used to play it every day! He was usually my only defender when I’d inevitably get accused of cheating. “Sorry dude, he doesn’t need to cheat. You just suck.” So many good times. Loved doing paintball and shotgun duels. Then I broke my headset and couldn’t find another one. I drifted toward PC gaming and when they shut down the SOCOM 4 servers, my brother gave up gaming.
Both of us keep hoping they’ll finally do a new one that has crossplay so we can team up again.
- Comment on TINY 1 week ago:
Clearly it’s a Danish conversation with a woman who has a small penish fetish…
Hvad, Alena? (What, Alena?)
Alena: PP TINY! YES ❤️
- Comment on Currency 1 week ago:
Lol, corrected!
- Comment on Currency 1 week ago:
Shortly after Donnie finds out…
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The Radical Left wants you to eat bugs and kale. Not on my watch! We are building a massive reserve of Big Mac Coins. High quality, high value! I met with the Hamburglar—great guy, very misunderstood—and he agrees: the Mac Coin is going to the moon. Crypto is fine, but you can’t eat a Bitcoin! A total disaster for Sleepy Joe, but a HUGE win for your stomach! 🍔💰 #BigMacStandard #FastFoodFinancials
- Comment on What ever happened to this guy? 1 week ago:
Shoes came off and everything.
- Comment on Many guess that it's some type of religious symbol 2 weeks ago:
Yes, actually, some players had thicker spindles.
So here’s the story, at least as far as I understood it… 45s were created during a format war between Columbia records and RCA, a la betamax VS VHS, cd/dvd vs laser disc, or Blu-ray vs HD DVD. RCA’s 45s were designed to compete against Columbia’s 33s as both of them fought to create a sturdier successor to the old shellac 78 designs and bring a more reliable standard to the industry.
The larger hole was claimed to be a design feature that gave the records more stability, but really, RCA just wanted to make them incompatible with other players…
In the end, 33 LPs won. Turns out, people and musicians wanted whole albums, not just singles. Whoda thunk? However, 45s ended up being perfect for jukebox players. Plus, we got those nifty convertors that ultimately made it so it didn’t matter as long as your player had a speed setting.
Fun fact, my first record player ever was actually a Fisher Price… It sounded about as good as you would expect, but I loved it. And if you look, it’s got a built-in 45 adaptor that just popped up when you pressed it.
- Comment on Confused over here 5 weeks ago:
Gotcha, no worries!
- Comment on Confused over here 5 weeks ago:
Santa Claus?
Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.
Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”
The analogy should be pretty obvious.
- Comment on Bruh... 1 month ago:
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
- Comment on wood 1 month ago:
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
- Comment on id Software released its first game 35 years ago today, John Carmack’s breakthrough side-scroller engine — Commander Keen title brought smooth scrolling to PCs 1 month ago:
Remembering this on our old CGA PC… I’d have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn’t using it. Image
I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white… Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I’m gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.
- Comment on Guys... what the fuck? No really? 1 month ago:
Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president. Is he sticking his head through a hole in the table or something?
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 1 month ago:
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
- Comment on 1 month ago:
As a middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 2 months ago:
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 2 months ago:
It’s not in his mouth yet
- Comment on What are your favourite ps2 multiplayer games? 2 months ago:
SOCOM kicked ass. One of my first miked experiences. Nothing more fun than sniping people in their spawn with an m4 in the jungle map and then hearing people whine that you’re cheating after. “Stop sticking your head out of the gap in the middle of spawn and I won’t shoot it.” Paintball in the oil rig warehouse… Shotgun duels on the roof of the desert map… Good times
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 2 months ago:
Username checks out even!
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 2 months ago:
Uh…no thanks…
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 2 months ago:
Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 2 months ago:
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I don’t think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character’s progression as they all head for the tree. I’m still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy… Someday I’ll feel like trying again.
- Comment on We are not the same 3 months ago:
Some people power shit…
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
- Comment on RV There Yet? is a dad-core co-op game about doing a very bad job driving home from your campervan vacation 3 months ago:
My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it’s wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We’re now underground and having to navigate explosive gas…
- Comment on been there... 3 months ago:
It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.
- Comment on Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions! 3 months ago:
I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there’s the same monsters, and sometimes there’s crystals that do stuff.
I agree though, FFX is really good.
- Comment on Why Is The Big Bad Of Bubble Bobble Named ‘Super Drunk’? 4 months ago:
Yup, he and all of his race throw whiskey bottles as their main attack.
Used to beat it over and over on the NES. Pain in the ass trying to get the crystal ball before it disappears.
