capt_wolf
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- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 5 hours ago:
It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 1 week ago:
Username checks out even!
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 1 week ago:
Uh…no thanks…
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 1 week ago:
Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 1 week ago:
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I don’t think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character’s progression as they all head for the tree. I’m still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy… Someday I’ll feel like trying again.
- Comment on We are not the same 2 weeks ago:
Some people power shit…
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
- Comment on RV There Yet? is a dad-core co-op game about doing a very bad job driving home from your campervan vacation 3 weeks ago:
My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it’s wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We’re now underground and having to navigate explosive gas…
- Comment on been there... 4 weeks ago:
It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.
- Comment on Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions! 5 weeks ago:
I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there’s the same monsters, and sometimes there’s crystals that do stuff.
I agree though, FFX is really good.
- Comment on Why Is The Big Bad Of Bubble Bobble Named ‘Super Drunk’? 1 month ago:
Yup, he and all of his race throw whiskey bottles as their main attack.
Used to beat it over and over on the NES. Pain in the ass trying to get the crystal ball before it disappears.
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 1 month ago:
Clearly a unicorn
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 1 month ago:
I can totally agree with that. I found her to be one of the most humanly believable villains in any story I’ve seen or read. She’d fit in to so many real world situations as that exact person. Absolutely the kind of nut job you’d see having a meltdown tantrum as someone recorded her on their phone.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 1 month ago:
Right? King, who’s endorsed and even appeared in some of the worst adaptations of his books. He’s truly a master, but a movie writer he is not…
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 1 month ago:
I strongly disagree… It was deus ex machina trash with a twist. Using the original ending would have left the audience wanting closure and not getting it. Instead, they wrapped it up nice and tight and King got to murder another kid.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 1 month ago:
I genuinely liked the movie, but hated the ending enough that it was years before I watched it again.
Anyone who hasn’t, go read the book. The ending is soooo much better and really had me hoping King would explore that whole world more… Easily one of my top five stories of his.
- Comment on YSK When you hover over a piece of the phonetic notation on (English) Wikipedia, it shows you an example for its pronunciation 1 month ago:
Piss off both sides and just spell it. G.I.F.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Dev Gearbox Asks PC Gamers to Wait 15 Minutes for Shaders to Compile in the Background While Playing After Reports Indicate Recent Update Causes Stuttering - IGN 1 month ago:
Remember how like… 5-10 years ago, games just… Kinda worked?
- Comment on How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’ 1 month ago:
It’s apparently the American pronunciation. Though, half our population can’t read anyway, so I’ll just keep saying it the right way. Or maybe we just go back to the original Greek, Epochē.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 1 month ago:
Yeah, if I remember right, the issue is that the typo breaks the system that tells the xenos how to behave in combat. They should use vents and try and flank you, but instead they just charge right at you.
Still a ton of other issues with the game, but that was huge.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 2 months ago:
Gonna just remind everyone, or tell anyone who isn’t familiar… Gearbox’s Colonial Marines has a typo in an ini file that breaks the game’s AI. Gearbox was made aware of it after a modder found it in 2018. They acknowledged it by making a joke, then did nothing…
As far as I know, that one letter typo is still there after 13 damn years.
- Comment on [Request] A good multiplayer mechwarrior-like game 2 months ago:
Daemon X Machina has a more fast paced mecha feeling. Very similar to the Armored Core games. Which makes a lot of sense, since Kenichiro Tsukuda and Shoji Kawamori are both behind it.
- Comment on Nintendogs 2 months ago:
- Comment on gaming 2 months ago:
Which kills me, because it’s so much more work for such a bad job. I’d just have run it through an identifier like fontsquirrel’s matcherator.
- Comment on gaming 2 months ago:
Definitely Photoshopped…
I hate to say “You can tell by the pixels,” but you can. See the pixel offset on the font caused by skewing, like you said. Also the shitty clone tool job behind them.
- Comment on It is. Just accept it 2 months ago:
🎶I believe, I believe, I believe I’m falling in looove! 🎶
- Comment on What does a skinwalker fear? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Hello girl!! 2 months ago:
No more rhymes now! I mean it!
- Comment on Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall 2 months ago:
They’re millionaires, so they just don’t care… They’re nice enough though, and at least they’re quiet and respectful any other time.
- Comment on Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall 2 months ago:
Every fucking time, except my bougie ass neighbors have astroturf, so the dude literally vacuums his lawn. It takes fucking hours…
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You speak as though Atari is known for making sound business decisions…