capt_wolf
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bruh... 2 days ago:
Meesa gonna go wit talkin like Jar Jar, betcha betcha. Nobody understands a damn thing I say anyway.
- Comment on wood 1 week ago:
Yeah, I got you! I got this on camera!
- Comment on id Software released its first game 35 years ago today, John Carmack’s breakthrough side-scroller engine — Commander Keen title brought smooth scrolling to PCs 1 week ago:
Remembering this on our old CGA PC… I’d have to sneak out into the garage to steal time when my dad wasn’t using it. Image
I never realized this is where I got my thing for bright pink, cyan, and white… Even playing through Starfield, my ship was those colors. Next time I play it I’m gonna have to make a Bean-with-Bacon Megarocket.
- Comment on Guys... what the fuck? No really? 2 weeks ago:
Wait… What’s the joke here? I just see the president. Is he sticking his head through a hole in the table or something?
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 2 weeks ago:
I did… It’s literally everywhere! I think I hurt my back. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
As a middle finger, they’ll make a minigame collection starring Bon and no other Legends characters.
- Comment on Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate 3 weeks ago:
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
- Comment on Trump's Deepest Thoughts and Considerations 3 weeks ago:
It’s not in his mouth yet
- Comment on What are your favourite ps2 multiplayer games? 4 weeks ago:
SOCOM kicked ass. One of my first miked experiences. Nothing more fun than sniping people in their spawn with an m4 in the jungle map and then hearing people whine that you’re cheating after. “Stop sticking your head out of the gap in the middle of spawn and I won’t shoot it.” Paintball in the oil rig warehouse… Shotgun duels on the roof of the desert map… Good times
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 5 weeks ago:
It just dawned on me, the whole “Kamala Harris blowjob queen” move. Holy shit the projection…
- Comment on Try Butt Nutts Today!! 1 month ago:
Username checks out even!
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 1 month ago:
Uh…no thanks…
- Comment on Hello darkness my old friend 1 month ago:
Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?
- Comment on What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint? 1 month ago:
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. I don’t think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character’s progression as they all head for the tree. I’m still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy… Someday I’ll feel like trying again.
- Comment on We are not the same 1 month ago:
Some people power shit…
Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!
- Comment on RV There Yet? is a dad-core co-op game about doing a very bad job driving home from your campervan vacation 2 months ago:
My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it’s wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We’re now underground and having to navigate explosive gas…
- Comment on been there... 2 months ago:
It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.
- Comment on Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions! 2 months ago:
I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there’s the same monsters, and sometimes there’s crystals that do stuff.
I agree though, FFX is really good.
- Comment on Why Is The Big Bad Of Bubble Bobble Named ‘Super Drunk’? 2 months ago:
Yup, he and all of his race throw whiskey bottles as their main attack.
Used to beat it over and over on the NES. Pain in the ass trying to get the crystal ball before it disappears.
- Comment on Animal guessing game!!! 2 months ago:
Clearly a unicorn
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
I can totally agree with that. I found her to be one of the most humanly believable villains in any story I’ve seen or read. She’d fit in to so many real world situations as that exact person. Absolutely the kind of nut job you’d see having a meltdown tantrum as someone recorded her on their phone.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
Right? King, who’s endorsed and even appeared in some of the worst adaptations of his books. He’s truly a master, but a movie writer he is not…
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
I strongly disagree… It was deus ex machina trash with a twist. Using the original ending would have left the audience wanting closure and not getting it. Instead, they wrapped it up nice and tight and King got to murder another kid.
- Comment on JFC, who did this?! 2 months ago:
I genuinely liked the movie, but hated the ending enough that it was years before I watched it again.
Anyone who hasn’t, go read the book. The ending is soooo much better and really had me hoping King would explore that whole world more… Easily one of my top five stories of his.
- Comment on YSK When you hover over a piece of the phonetic notation on (English) Wikipedia, it shows you an example for its pronunciation 2 months ago:
Piss off both sides and just spell it. G.I.F.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Dev Gearbox Asks PC Gamers to Wait 15 Minutes for Shaders to Compile in the Background While Playing After Reports Indicate Recent Update Causes Stuttering - IGN 2 months ago:
Remember how like… 5-10 years ago, games just… Kinda worked?
- Comment on How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’ 2 months ago:
It’s apparently the American pronunciation. Though, half our population can’t read anyway, so I’ll just keep saying it the right way. Or maybe we just go back to the original Greek, Epochē.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 3 months ago:
Yeah, if I remember right, the issue is that the typo breaks the system that tells the xenos how to behave in combat. They should use vents and try and flank you, but instead they just charge right at you.
Still a ton of other issues with the game, but that was huge.
- Comment on Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing 3 months ago:
Gonna just remind everyone, or tell anyone who isn’t familiar… Gearbox’s Colonial Marines has a typo in an ini file that breaks the game’s AI. Gearbox was made aware of it after a modder found it in 2018. They acknowledged it by making a joke, then did nothing…
As far as I know, that one letter typo is still there after 13 damn years.
- Comment on [Request] A good multiplayer mechwarrior-like game 3 months ago:
Daemon X Machina has a more fast paced mecha feeling. Very similar to the Armored Core games. Which makes a lot of sense, since Kenichiro Tsukuda and Shoji Kawamori are both behind it.
