hperrin

@hperrin@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working outside⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  A laptop at the beach is merely the processor wishing to return to its natural state of being sand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine if they gave you an option.

  Bottom Surgery Intake Form

  [ ] Typical Pussy [x] Horse Pussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Then you’re not putting enough in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle parts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s not where it goes, but close.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On a ddg image search, most images that include cutlery include a fork. Only a few include a spoon.

  duckduckgo.com/?q=cake+slice+on+a+plate&iar=image…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For serving, yeah. A cake knife. Do you cut the cake with a spoon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheemus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What can I get Cheezits on the cob?

• Do cheezits come from a tree, like oranges, or underground, like potatoes?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SciActive Human Contribution Policy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Slopless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds aren't real⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagining taking a drone and turning it into another drone.

• SciActive Human Contribution Policysciactive.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With a spoon or with a fork?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect joke opportunity ruined. Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care what someone does, but if I’m serving cake, it’s coming with a fork. Just like if I’m serving soup, it’s coming with a spoon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Who the fuck eats cake with a spoon??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg, I absolutely love the idea of fuel exhaust that’s even more radioactive than it already is. I just love it so much I could die.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want, nay *need*, to see your favourite pet photos⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Cats make the weirdest expressions when they stretch and yawn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does this website feel like the end of FOSS?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So, first, that’s definitely satire. Look at the names of things, like Definitely Real, Inc.

  Second, I think open source will continue to thrive, we just need to ensure AI slop is avoided.

  For my own projects (and anyone else’s if they’d like), I’ve written a very comprehensive human-only contribution policy:

  sciactive.com/human-contribution-policy/

  If projects adopt policies like these, we can safely guard open source projects from the slop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s FCC Chair Threatens to Pull Broadcast Licenses Over Negative Iran War Coverage⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Impeachment and conviction is the answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI companies try to pay staff in AI tokens, not money⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know I just checked, and my landlord doesn’t take AI tokens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's discuss...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a sort of natural protection from snakes. They evolved that way to protect their ankles from the snake bites.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After outages, Amazon to make senior engineers sign off on AI-assisted changes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  xD

  Guess that all-in-on-AI attitude was not such a bold and brilliant idea after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redox OS has adopted a Certificate of Origin policy and a strict no-LLM policy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the Category Leader Stalls : Postman and the Future of API Tooling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Use whatever you want. Making HTTP calls in any language is easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hand Banana, no!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the Category Leader Stalls : Postman and the Future of API Tooling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never understood why anyone needs Postman. Just write some JavaScript and run it with Node. It’s so easy to use the Fetch API.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please master Elon, I desperately want to free myself from the shackles of genuine human connection. I desire the cold embrace of steel and servitude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t need a summary. Just have it tell me whether I liked it or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft patents system for AI helpers to finish games for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course. Why would I want to play games?

  I can’t wait until AI can pet my dog and fuck my wife for me.