Kolanaki
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net
Silly little pan guy.
- Comment on People are realizing celebrities are unnecessary 11 hours ago:
Lemmy users named Rich: 😟
- Comment on Writers telegraphing their fetishes 14 hours ago:
Ménage Trio
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2077 director thanks fans as the game hits a 95% positive review rating on Steam 15 hours ago:
I actually liked the game more at launch. I had 4 noticeable bugs the entire run; 1 was merely graphical (Tom’s Diner t-posing background noc), 1 prevented a quest from being completed (door that was supposed to open never opened), and 2 were kick ass exploits (the bullet time+slide+jump speed exploit and the infinite painting exploit).
It’s just… Not as fun without that slide speed glitch… :(
- Comment on Joost Klein: Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision Song Contest 19 hours ago:
Think about this: Someone using a client like mine that does not show the URL and only the display name would not necessarily know the distinction.
- Comment on Using Ubuntu may give off a hipster vibes to the average PC user, but within the Linux community its has the opposite effect. 19 hours ago:
I remember back in the day when Slackware was both the elitist and the loser’s Linux distro at the same time.
- Comment on Honestly, I couldn't even imagine living in such a country lol 19 hours ago:
I like to call them “crotch huggers.”
- Comment on Why is currency so essential? 20 hours ago:
Even in a non-capitalist economy, currency would still make trading easier. It simply might not be exchanging hands between private individuals but between governments.
- Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it? 20 hours ago:
Stuff marshmallows up your butt.
- Comment on Am I supposed to ask stupid questions here, or *not* ask stupid questions? 20 hours ago:
It implies that every question is valid and that there are no stupid questions to be asked.
- Comment on Joost Klein: Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision Song Contest 21 hours ago:
You sure 'bout that? Image
- Comment on hot dog 21 hours ago:
That’s the 3% of the hot dog that’s breast meat.
- Comment on Cum 1 day ago:
“If you don’t eat you’ll regret it!”
“Slippery slope.”
- Comment on Cum 1 day ago:
The Phallusy Fallacy: “You’re dick, therefore fuck you.”
- Comment on I think it's extremely invasive that amazon is telling me this 1 day ago:
Maybe it’s the name of the truck itself and not the driver. Like the pickup lockers.
- Comment on Philosophy 1 day ago:
Who wrote this? Plato?
- Comment on welcome to the flavor quadrant 1 day ago:
Diners, Dives, and Spaceports
- Comment on A movie theater combining with an oxygen bar could probably make a powerful smell-o-vision experience 2 days ago:
- Comment on That one band... 2 days ago:
I am not human but I still need to be loved… Just like everybody else does.
- Comment on ‘Duty to report’ child abuse laws will not apply to doctors, teachers or nurses 2 days ago:
The ones most likely to see evidence of abuse. Of course. Makes perfect sense.
- Comment on Too soon? 2 days ago:
Because it’s AI generated. Look at the heads/faces of the people.
- Comment on what lemmy web app do you use and why? 2 days ago:
The only issue I have is that it doesn’t seem to poll for messages/reply notices unless I close and reopen it.
- Comment on what lemmy web app do you use and why? 2 days ago:
Jerboa because it’s the closest I have found to RIF other than Liftoff, which no longer works since most instances have updated to 0.19 and above.
The dude working in it had a kid (made an announcement for it) and then hasn’t seemed to work on it since. Which is understandable, I guess. Kids ruin everything. 😩
- Comment on Birds of a feather 2 days ago:
To the first guy: What size posterior would your counter-part say they like?
- Comment on After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year 2 days ago:
Go support your local musical artists.
I miss X Fest… :(
- Comment on I'm shy 3 days ago:
Maybe it’s because they’re not getting forehead kisses.
- Comment on PSA: Don't eat cicadas if you're allergic to shellfish... or at all 3 days ago:
I’d love to eat a CLT.
- Comment on It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”. 3 days ago:
“Ass guard? What is that, like a cup for your rear?”
- Comment on Neuralink's first in-human brain implant has experienced a problem, company says 3 days ago:
“We can’t control him and he’s currently on a rampage. We urge all citizens to stay indoors with the doors and windows locked and your curtains or blinds drawn.”
- Comment on OpenAI Is ‘Exploring’ How to Responsibly Generate AI Porn 3 days ago:
IMO, if it’s not trained on images of real people, it only becomes unethical to have it generate images of real people. At that point, it wouldn’t be any different than a human drawing a pornographic image and drawings do not exploit anyone.
- Comment on FCC explicitly prohibits fast lanes, closing possible net neutrality loophole 3 days ago:
Gotta love how ISPs were told they can’t slow some things down, so they thought they could get away with speeding other things up instead.